#he's about to have gay sex on the beach in a box with his boss wtf else is he supposed to wear

[melto]

Why is that guy in a speedo

because he looks good next question moving on

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Which Toxic Yaoi is the best

Sequel to the toxic yuri poll. I deeply apologise if some of these are not toxic, i went off of the propaganda

Propaganda under the cut!

BbKaz (Big Boss/Kazuhira Miller)

they have multitudes.. you can ship it as something goofy and fluffy or as the most toxic yaoi of all time and theyre both pretty reasonable interpretations. they go on a date together and have sex in a cardboard box on a beach in canon and a bunch of other crazy shit. their relationship spans 20 years so they span from honeymooning to divorced to one trying to kill the other etc. "love loses" the ship they make me insane

Flash/Reverse Flash

"It was ME Barry, I jerked you off at supersonic speeds so it would seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch!"

Possibly the most toxic yaoi of all time

SuzaLuLu (Kururugi Suzaku/Lelouch Lamperougue)

TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI

SaruMi (Saruhiko Fushimi/Misaki Yata)

Toxic yaoi, obsessive boy joins a gang with his best friend but then his best friend makes other friends in the gang so he joins up with an enemy gang instead. Normal behavior.

Valvert (Jean Valjean/Javert)

They’re so obsessed with each other (especially javert to valjean) it’s like half of the plot. Pinnacle of toxic old man yaoi. Produces the funniest plot point in the show: Valjean (escaped convict in disguise as a mayor and businessman) saves someone by lifting a cart he was trapped under and Javert (cop trying to catch Valjean) goes “Damn girl… you remind me of this guy…. He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen who’s as swole and jacked as you”

Lawlight (Light/L)

"L and Light are the founding fathers of toxic yaoi" is what people WANT you to believe but these poor men are being slandered... You see it's ackshually totally heterosexual to give your bestie (who's also your mortal enemy) a foot massage while he he makes soft little grunting noises and wipes the water droplets from your rain-soaked hair all while a soft melancholic piano track is accompanying this surprisingly tender moment between the two of you- IF it's a religious callback to Jesus and Judas. It's just a Bible reference bro. No homo. 🤓☝

Anyhow don't google the Japanese version of "Playing his Game" (which is called "Inside of him" in Japanese) from the Death Note Musical. I assure you there is absolutely nothing gay about those lyrics.

Wdym people love shipping two mortal enemies with an unhealthy obsessive murderous rivaly??? What is the world coming to... Besides Light is clearly heterosexual. His lack of interest in women is because he's a based sigma male obviously...

and additional reason here but this one is a spoiler

Foot washing scene. The musical. God, they're so obsessed with each other. When L dies Light loses his main drive, his passion- being Kira isn't fun anymore without L, he isn't having a good time even though he won their battle of wits. Light being L's first friend. L being... really, the first person to understand Light. Theyre insane I love them

[majjiktricks]

Metal Gear!!

YIPPEEE TY FOR SENDING IT IN

Favorite character:

kazuhira miller my beloved

Least Favorite character:

oh man. i think most of the characters are pretty cool, or im at least neutral on. hm. even the awful evil villains i find really interesting. i guess i can collectively say the b&b corps? i thought they were just boring, overdramatic fanservice.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

❤️vkaz❤️ (venom snake/kaz miller)

otasune (solid snake/otacon)

solimiller (solid snake/kaz miller)

strangeboss (dr strangelove/the boss)

the insane mess that is bbvocelhira (big boss/venom snake/ocelot/kaz miller)

Character I find most attractive:

KAZ MILLER 😳 fucking. gender goals.

Character I would marry:

venom snake. or solid snake. both prime husband material ❤️

Character I would be best friends with:

otacon or mei-ling. i think we would get along very well :3 two very big nerds and also probably two of the sanest ppl in the series 😂

A random thought:

if you like mgs youll probably like no more heroes. begging more people to play them.

An unpopular opinion:

im not even sure this is an unpopular opinion but. i dont give a shit about the good queer rep/bad queer rep arguments. its a 30+ year old series with the majority of the games coming out before 2010. none of these characters are gonna be handled well. i still think the canon/subtextually queer characters are really interesting, even if they fall prey to stereotypes or the whole "queer-coded villain" thing (or in the case of metal gear where a not insignificant amount of the villains are explicitly queer)

or the ppl who get upset that ocelot HAS to be gay. why do you care. if someone wants to make him bi, let them. it doesnt hurt you. hes still queer either way.

My canon OTP:

i would argue otasune is basically canon. they adopted a daughter together.

if thats not good enough, then bbkaz 👍 awful awful couple and theyre so funny about it. they even had sex under a box on the beach.

Non-canon OTP:

vkaz. insane premise for a ship and i love it so much. what if i thought you were my lost love and you look and sound and act just like him but when i realize ive been tricked i vow to kill him (not you, just him). i love him and therefore i love you (i do.), i hate him and therefore i hate you (do i?).

Most badass character:

jetstream sam. guy does all that with no cybernetic enhancements (aside from the one arm he had to have replaced). (he wears a sort of power suit instead, whereas all his teammates are full on insane robot bodies. underneath his suit is mostly flesh and bone.)

Pairing I am not a fan of:

rairose. i just dont get it.

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

ROSE AND NAOMI AND MERYL. they really dont know how to handle women 😭

Favourite friendship:

SUNNY AND RAIDEN 🥺🥺🥺

also raiden and blade wolf. very funny banter.

if the formatting is fucked up. im on mobile rn im sorry 💔

questions from here !!!

[lillian-tiger]

Challenge || The Sorting Test 

What is your real, birth name? Any nicknames? When and where were you born?

Lillian Marie Tiger - I mean I will happily accept Princess as a nickname, sadly only Nibs uses it. People... I was born November 15 1997 pretty sure my mother gave birth in Paris on one of their lovely trips around the world. 

What is your Myers-Briggs Personality Type? (If you don’t know go here this question is optional.)

Entrepreneur ESTP-T

Do you have a nickname? What is it, and where did you get it?

Princess, or just Princess Lilly. Either or, I’m a princess regardless.

What do you look like? (Include height, weight, hair, eyes, skin, apparent age, and distinguishing features)

I’m about 5′3, 135, slender and fit (thank you dancing). I have dark hair, brown eyes, and I’m very tan. Most people think I’m a lot older than I really am. Which is nice when using my fake I.D. 

How do you dress most of the time? Do you wear any jewelry?

I typically try and dress up a little. Even if it’s ‘casual’ there is still some sort of spark that shows I’m still here for business and to make your head turn. Sometimes I’ll be in cute work out cloths, because well.. they’re cute. 

What don’t you like about yourself? What kind of things embarrass you? Why?

My knees kinda bend inward a bit too much. Um.. not a lot really embarrasses me. I typically just embarrass others. Not of purpose of course, it just kinda happens sometimes.

In your opinion, what is your best feature?

I have really nice, toned legs. I know they’re no long, but I mean they’re pretty fit looking legs.

Where do you live? Describe it: Is it messy, neat, avant-garde, sparse, etc.?

I live in a flat in town. It has my room, and a spare room for anyone that wants to get away. It’s pretty simple, and always clean. A lot of teal and rose gold accents everywhere. It’s my favorite place in the world. 

What is your most prized mundane possession? Why do you value it so much?

My father gave me my mothers wedding ring. I keep it in the back of my jewelry box. It’s the only thing I have of my mother before she walked out. 

What one word best describes you?  

Princess

Familial Questions

What is/was your family structure like? (i.e. are you adopted, how many siblings, pets, etc.)  

It used to be great till I was about 7. My mother just up and left us, and my father just pushed himself into work, and me with any dance instructor he could find. Private schools, and everything else. So. It’s just a shit show now. My father is a credit card.

Who was your father, and what was he like? Who was your mother, and what was she like? What was your parents marriage like? Were they married? Did they remain married?

He was my best friend, and not he’s just a stranger. My mother and him obviously are.. not together anymore. Divorced, and he remarried some idiot who’s probably my age. Haven't really met her - or got to know her. 

What are/were your siblings names? What are/were they like? (If you have siblings)

n/a

What’s the worst thing one of your siblings ever did to you? What’s the worst thing you’ve done to one of your siblings? (If you have siblings)

n/a

When’s the last time you saw any member of your family? Where are they now?

My dad gave me about a twenty minute visit for Christmas. That was nice.

Who is your closest friend(s)? Describe them and how you relate to them.

The Lost boys. I don’t know all the details, but I at least know they’re in the same boat with me. Nibs would have to be my absolute closest. He’s seen the most, and knows more than anyone else in my life. 

Childhood Questions

What is your first memory?

I can remember hating the heck out of peas. I mean I don’t even know if it’s a memory, it’s just a video I’ve seen a million times. It’s not like I actually remember it.

What was your favorite toy?

Jump rope

What was your favorite game?

Uno

Who was your best friend when you were growing up?

Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest, and just.. well... bigger than est. Kidding, the boys were the only real stable friendship, and longest. 

What is your fondest childhood memory?

Taking dance lessons. I was so talented, and my father used to never miss a single performance. Without a doubt he was my biggest fan. I couldn’t have asked for anyone better to cheer me on. I was the lead in a spring showcase, and he just looked proud.. 

What is your worst childhood memory?

The day my mother left. 

Adolescent Questions

It is common for one’s view of authority to develop in their adolescent years. What is your view of authority, and what event most affected it?

Eh, I mean I respect them I guess. I never really had authority. I’ve been living on my own for awhile now off my fathers money. 

What “clique” did/do you best fit in with? (Royals, Dark Royals, Wallflowers, Bookworms, Punks, Hipsters, Rejects, etc.)

Royals, I mean hello - Princess. 

What were/are your high school goals? What were/are your uni goals?

High School - get offers to dance academy's - which I mean I’m one of the best here at the university. While I’m here? I just want to get a degree that I know is fit for me. Dancing is everything, but I want to do something with it then just preform. One day I won’t be able too and I jut want something at that point. So probably the schooling to teach it. 

What is/was your favorite memory from adolescence? What is/was your worst memory from adolescence?

My favorite was the first time I got drunk. I think that’s close to everyone's. The classic high school party were the music is horrible, and the place is crammed with a bunch of people who can’t handle their alcohol. I could, clearly. The worst? Watching everyone on mothers day. One in particular though where someone just kept asking about my mother, and just kept going. It was the first time I punched someone. I mean that part was amazing, but just.. that fact alone. 

Do you own a car? Describe it. If not, describe your dream car.

I have a white 2017 Mazda CX-5  - it gets me around, and it’s solid black. 

Occupational Questions

Do you have a job? What is it? Do you like it? If no job, where does your money come from?

No, I don’t work. I mean I get lessons to people? but I don’t really charge. I just get all my money from my dad.

What is your boss or employer like? (Or publisher, or agent, or whatever.)

n/a

What are your co-workers like? Do you get along with them? Any in particular? Which ones don’t you get along with?

n/a

What is something you had to learn that you hated?

I’m sure any job I have that’s not dancing I would just hate everything about whatever I was learning. 

Do you tend to save or spend your money? Why?

Spend, Spend, and Spend some more. Why not? I mean it’s sorta my dad’s love.

Likes & Dislikes Questions

What hobbies do you have?

Partying and Dancing. 

What bands/artists do you like? What song is “your song?” Why?

I love anything main stream. Whatever is on the top 100 is typically whatever I’m blasting and dancing around too. Currently Zane’s new hit my favorite at the moment. My song of the sweet.

When it comes to politics, do you care? If so, which way do you tend to vote? If not, why don’t you care?

I don’t really follow them, honestly.

What time of day is your favorite? What kind of weather is your favorite?

Nighttime, it’s typically when cities come alive and the best people are out on the run. Weather? Sunny, I love a good beach day, or days were I can wear cute sun dresses. 

What is your favorite food? What is your least favorite food?

My favorite food is chicken wings, and my least favorite... oh man, mushrooms.

What is your favorite drink? (Coffee, Coke, Juice, Beer, Wine, etc.)

I’m weak for Coke as awful as it is for you. 

What’s your favorite animal? Why?

Tigers without a doubt. They’re majestic, beautiful and powerful. Much like myself.  

Do you have any pets? Do you want any pets? What kind?

I don’t have any pets, but I’m really thinking about maybe getting some fish, or something to live in that flat with me.

What do you find most relaxing? (Not as in stress relief, but as something that actually calms you down.)

Yoga. Without it I would be biting peoples heads off.

What’s a pet peeve of yours?

People that think they’re better than me, or just have a huge stick up their ass. Like live a little. 

Would you consider yourself straight, gay, bi, pan, or something else? Why?

Mmm, I mean I’m mostly with guys, but I’m not against having some lady love either. I’d say I’m Bi. 

Sex & Intimacy Questions

Who was the first person you had sex with? When did it happen? What was it like? How well did it go? (If your character is sexually active, if not, skip this question)

My first time was with a senior my freshman year. He was perfect, it was perfect, I mean it wasn’t romantic, but it wasn’t horrible. His name was Jake, football, jock, perfectly toned. I mean nothing came from it, but he also wasn’t an ass to me afterwards. He’d still wave and say hi in the hallways.

Do you currently have a lover/crush? What is their name, and what is your relationship like? What are they like? Why are you attracted to them?

That’s cute, no. That’s how you get your heartbroken. Maybe I have a crush? I don’t know, what does a crush even feel like ? I mean I found someone I wouldn’t mind getting to know? 

Describe the perfect romantic partner for you and describe your perfect date with them.

Someone I can be completely myself with. I can break all my walls down, and they know how to make me laugh. They have to be able to keep things interesting. I think laser tag would be a cute date. Tag you’re it, maybe casually make out somewhere in the field, who knows. I have to break a few rules. 

Do you ever want to get married and have children? When do you see this happening?

I do. I don’t see it happening for a very long time from here. 

What is more important – sex or intimacy? Why?

Intimacy, I’ll let you know when that day comes where I find that though. 

What was your most recent relationship like? Who was it with? (Does not need to be sexual, merely romantic.)

Uh... some dude from high school. It lasted a week, and obviously wasn’t that important since I don’t even remember his name. 

What’s the worst thing you’ve done to someone you loved?

Told them I didn’t love them. 

Drug & Alcohol Questions (if your character’s a drinker/does drugs, if not, skip to numbers 5 & 6)

How old were you when you first got drunk? What was the experience like?

I was 15, and it was amazing. I mean the hangover was hell, but it was everything you think your first high school party is going to be. I became very well known after that... FOR GOOD REASONS. I just knew how to handle my shots well. 

Did anything good come out of it? Did anything bad come out of it?

I mean that’s how I met Jake, so I say that’s some good. 

Do you drink on any kind of regular basis?

Yeah... I’m pretty bad with it. 

What kind of alcohol do you prefer?

Tequila baby.

Have you ever tried any other kind of “mood altering” substance? Which one(s)? What did you think of each?

Just the beautiful green... maybe E once. just once. I mean I did take some pills .. a little bit ago. 

What do you think of drugs and alcohol? Are there any people should not do? Why or why not?

I’m not here to judge anyone. Not before I can handle myself. 

Post-Powers Awareness Questions (For those who have powers)

When did you go through when you gained your powers? What was it like (in your opinion)?

What do you think now of being magical? Is it cool, or have you been screwed?

Do you have a mentor? Who are they? How did you become their student?

Do you have any magical items? Where did you get them?

Think of a major event that happened during your training/initiation. What was it?

What is something you had to learn during your training that you hated? Why did you hate it?

Thoughtful Questions  

What about you is social? What do you like about people?

Almost everything about me is pretty social. I don’t like how people can be so judgment, or so .. annoying with their own ways. I like things to be my way - also when people don’t have humor. 

If a magical being, describe the color of what magic you use, is it of a light color, bold and bright, pastel and sparkly, etc.

Are you a better leader or follower? Why do you think that? If you think the whole leader-follower archetype is a crock of shit, say so, and explain why?

I am without a doubt a leader. No way I’m going to be following anyone and their steps. 

[iftekharsanom]

Fifty Shades darker Movie review & some Facts About This movie:::::::::::::::::::::

Movie Review: In 2015, Fifty Shades of Gray took a critical hit and still reflects at the world box office to have it, to the order of half a billion pounds. For fans of the first movie, there is nothing here that you have not seen before. It is a series of artistically photographed scenes of collision and grinding, interrupted by periods of boring useless dialogue while the actors to catch their breath. Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are back in the harness as the dominant Christian Gray and Anastasia submissive 'Ana' Steele. The chandelier, bonking bland, machines have a huge libido but lack personality. Ana Christian left at the end of the first movie and now they want to return. Ana truth without much conviction, but insists on "there are no rules, there is no punishment and there are no more secrets." He has a distance from his good intentions. If Christian does not whip in the cracking job, Ana is taking a masquerade or her private dungeon, the red room. Spanking and body clamp are very strong. They live in a world of glossy lifestyle magazine of yachts, helicopters and stylish apartments. Everything is polished to a perfect degree except for the signature, plot and characters. Ana's new boss chases her office, Chagrin Christian's omission. Meanwhile, two of the former Christian sex partners have their daggers for Ana. This jealousy move along the action, from one room to another. Neither Bella Heathcote nor Kim Basinger has much to do, but at least the latter provides some bite. They live in a world of glossy lifestyle magazine of yachts, helicopters and stylish apartments. Everything is polished to a perfect degree except for the signature, plot and characters. Ana's new boss chases her office, Chagrin Christian's omission. Meanwhile, two of the former Christian sex partners have their daggers for Ana. This jealousy move along the action, from one room to another. Neither Bella Heathcote nor Kim Basinger has much to do, but at least the latter provides some bite. Former director Sam Taylor-Johnson, and is James Foley, best known for directing music videos of Madonna. Unfortunately Foley does not videos his songs Panky scarf, Erotica direct or open your heart, which at least have been a good exercise for him. If you want to see a movie about a billionaire playboy with a penchant for darkness, inflict violence and masks, it is much better to watch for Lego Batman The Movie. Fifty Shades Darker

With a sideways glance, Bachelor Christian Christian opens the door to his "game room," a windowless dungeon, equipped with whips, cat tails, and nine tails. "Welcome to my world," he murmurs, and so sex education gets its latest toy. The biggest triumph of this adaptation to the big screen of El James's novel, the fastest selling paperback in UK history, is the way it easily takes in the world of S & M and a respectable change image. Director Sam Taylor-Johnson has achieved the equivalent of the film turn, Charles Manson at any age favorite uncle. Not that critical opinion will affect your closet. With booked at a rate of one in this week every seven seconds tickets in advance, Fifty Shades is bulletproof. Dakota Johnson, daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson, 25, plays naive student Anastasia Steele, Christian (Jamie Dornan) meets as he interviewed for the college newspaper. The couple could not be more different - she is a naive klutz all the fingers and thumb while he is Debonair an excess of control - but the mutual attraction is palpable. With the looks of Brad Pitt, Bill Gates' wealth and the sexual appetite of a dozen rabbits on the first day of spring, which women resist? But early Christian warns passionate Ana: "I do not do the novel My taste is very original are .. You can say this again, for the inaccessible lothario is really a "dominant", who wants to turn the 21-year-old virgin into a "submissive." Although many of the weaker section of the book and the interior monologue Ana asinino have been removed, this is not a film that can be described in every world as high art. Ana scenes sucking her penciling moments of symbolism making the soundtrack (including the animal pack of Rolling Stones) is painfully obvious, and Christian, despite his peccadilloes, seems too perfect to be real. With their fancy twins, Audi R8 and an ear for classical music, it seems like the idea of a rich person poor person. Meanwhile, some stabbing stab at its bottom less, ahem to penetrate. Not that it's too important. After all the sex scenes, then I announced that people pay their charges to see and more movie deals. The first coming preliminaries at 40 minutes, Ana sees her cherry, shagged in silk sheets in a mist of breast and the buttocks with questions always misses raunchy, as the movie progresses. Over 15 minutes or more, his naked body is beaten, whipped and mocked, likely to cause with strong Christian use of a vintage filing a complaint with the Jockeys Association in any other situation. Taylor-Johnson has a movie both sexy and stylish. Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson reprise their role as Christian and Anastasia. And this time it's not a proposal, more drama and still wet sex scenes.

Since the movie hits the big screen, here are 10 fascinating facts about Fifty Shades Darker. 1. Jamie Dornan is reinforced by the first film Christian Christian is a tanned, toned and misaligned version for which we are accustomed. While Dornan embraced a rough and ready character as a bearded serial killer Paul Specter's fall BBC Two, Gray has never been so stubbly. "Every day shave sucks," Dornan said. "It's also a strange psychological thing, but I feel very exposed and naked with a shaven face." 2. Wait to see more of this time Rita Ora While the star singer who plays the adopted sister of Gray Mia, taciturn about how long she put on the screen in time in steam, it seems a little more than her cameo 90 seconds its fifty shades of gray. We know that Ora is a crucial part of the masked ball scene, when the billionaire barely disappears and his family worries are worried that he is dead. He also introduced a sexy song to Kiss Me Title soundtrack. 3. E. L. James was on the set all the time British author Erika Mitchell reinforced his creative control for "some friction" on set during the last slide. Director James Foley - who took over the role after first director Sam Taylor-Johnson rejected the second film because the taps with the author reported on the system - said the 53-year-old author, even a separate village had producer 4. There was a spy on the set A spy from a busy super fan sneaked into the crowd as he pretended to be a PA. Director James Foley said, "Finally someone started a conversation with her, and it seemed a little strange, and found out she was a spy for a Twitter fan." 5. Jamie's wife Amelia Warner joined him on set Amelia was hit with her husband on the beach during filming of intimate scenes with Dakota Johnson, including rubbing on her sunscreen naked back. Dakota appeared the couple with them between scenes for a bath to go to sea, to become famous. 6. Sex scenes were shot in private

The sex scenes were filmed in a closed set, with only Jamie, Dakota and two directors in the room. The camera was there to interfere - it was remotely supported by a large crane. 7. Kim Basinger was repeated hit by Marcia Gay Harden Rights Kim Basinger of Hollywood plays former lover Gray, Mrs. Robinson, in the new movie, and was "repeatedly beaten" by Marcia Gay Harden, who returns as her mother. In a famous bust-up of the original book, the couple had to film three or four times. 8. E. L. James husband wrote the screenplay Her husband, Niall Leonard, wrote the script for the sequel, so that the couple one more creative control over the film. 9. Jamie was going Full Frontal Apparently Jamie was showing his genitals in the movie a few times, and it was "too close" to do so. But no full frontal nudity in the movie 15 Ratings. 10. Jamie Dakota helped with the American accent Jamie, Belfast, worked to help with a dialect coach to perfect his American accent with Dakota, who was born in Texas. "I would do dramatic readings of your lines," he said. So, I have a T-shirt printed with one of its lines phonetically on it. Enter, buckles and have an additional impact on the delightful and ridiculous sexual slave world of a billionaire curly and playboy playboy.

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