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Hoodie Yandere Alphabet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Despite everything, ya boi isn’t really that affectionate. He doesn’t like being vulnerable cause he doesn’t wanna risk the control he has, so any affection usually comes in the form of sickly sweet teasing & mocking. Like he’ll drag a knife/gun up & down their body while cooing about how pretty they look when they’re all scared & helpless beneath him, and that’s about as affectionate as he gets

But he is, admittedly, a huge softie in the mornings when he’s half-asleep & also when he’s a little woozy from blood loss. In that case, he won’t be so afraid to smother his darling in plenty of kissies & cuddles :3 And once he’s got a grip on them, it’s damn near impossible to escape; boy’s got some thicc 👏ass 👏muscles 👏 just perfect for trapping his squirming darling against his broad chest, even when he is just waking up or injured 👀

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Mmh he won’t actively make an effort to cover them in blood or anything, but he does appreciate how those streaks of scarlet look on their skin. He sometimes likes cutting them when they’ve misbehaved, and he especially loves whipping them until the blood starts beading up, but other than that, he’s prolly more of a fan of bruising. Too much blood can make too much of a mess, which just isn’t worth the effort in his opinion. He’s a clean boi uwu

Still, despite that, he’s not afraid of getting his hands real dirty every now & then when the occasion calls for it ;)

And on the other hand, if he gets injured while he’s out, he‘ll picking at his wounds & stitches until blood gushes out just to smear it on his darling. It brings out this kinda possessive side of him when they’re covered in his blood—his mark. He also enjoys how kinda fucked up it is—and bonus points if it freaks his darling out too :)))

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

He’s pretty damn cruel tbh. He enjoys hurting them physically, but he also absolutely adores messing with their head. He’ll act sweet & caring one second, then flip the switch & start mocking them for thinking he might actually be a good person. He likes being unpredictable with his cruelty too—it keeps them on edge. If they expect him to ridicule them, he won’t, and if they let their guard down & start believing he might genuinely care this time, he’ll be extra cruel~

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Oh, he definitely would. He’s smart enough to realize that what he’s done isn’t right, and he‘s probably beyond redemption at this point, so why not? Homeboy knows he’s going to hell anyways, he might as well enjoy the ride & do what he pleases ;p

He does many-a things against their will, and like I mentioned, he loves mind games & generally messing with their head, to the point of possibly breaking them. He’s also certainly not against dishing out punishments too. Whether or not they deserve it is sometimes questionable, but he’ll find a way to gaslight them into thinking it’s prolly their fault regardless ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

He doesn’t like being vulnerable with someone he knows won’t reciprocate said vulnerability. Boy’s just not about taking those unnecessary risks. So he doesn’t really let himself show any kind of emotions towards them. And this mans is fucking excellent at hiding what he’s feeling, and tbh, as a yandere, it just makes him all the more downright terrifying

The only time he might start opening up is when, again, he’s tired/injured & his defences are down, or he thinks his darling might be falling for him & their relationship is getting,, kinda more serious/genuine. Even then, it’s a slow process, cause opening up to someone isn’t exactly a familiar concept to him

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Oh, he loves it when they fight back. They can’t make things too easy for him now, can they?~ He likes when they aren’t afraid to show a bit of spunk; it only makes things all the more entertaining~

And besides, he knows that when it boils down to it, they can’t overpower him, so it’s not like he’s got anything to be afraid of anyways. They just end up looking super cute all flustered & upset trying to fight him off—all bark & no bite~

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

The whole thing is definitely a game. He wants to see if they can outsmart him—it gives him a huge rush & brings out this competitive side of him. He knows he’ll win in the end, ofc, but still, boy loves his little fucked up tricks & mind games, especially when his victim’s as cute & precious as his little darling~

When it comes to escaping, he’ll even go as far as to purposely letting them leave, just so he can leave traps around the forest & see if they can make it home—or if they end up crawling back to him. Make no mistake however; if they somehow, against all odds, manage to escape, he’s not gonna let that be the end of it. In fact, he’ll probably grow even more obsessed with them because they actually outsmarted him. The game would only really begin at that point 😈💀

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

I don’t think there’d be one specific event that’d be the worst experience. If anything, the constant manipulation & gaslighting would wear them down over time and really fuck ‘em up in the long run. Just the whole experience of being his captive would leave some lasting trust issues, to say at the very least

But yeah, he isn’t one to get too physically violent unless it’s they’ve really misbehaved so they aren’t likely to experience any emotional outbursts/near-death experiences. He plays the long con & would rather fuck up their life by twisting & warping their perspective so bad no one could undo it. Not that they have much of a chance at returning to the real world w/o him, anyways. Cause, like I said, even if they escape, he’ll likely keep watching them from the shadows before reclaiming or killing them. They’re either stuck with him, traumatized for life among the normal population, or they’re dead, plain & simple

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Well, he’s got about a thousand back-up plans if they ever manage to escape that’ll lead them right back to his arms, but other than that, he doesn’t really,,,, know or care about the distant future?

Part of him realizes he might not always have his darling, while the other part of him’s convinced nothing could possibly tear them away from him. He’s kinda just betting they’ll eventually cave in, accept their fate & admit they love him back. At the same time though, he doesn’t want his little game to end, and he doesn’t want them to become complacent, so to speak. Despite all his careful planing ahead, he’s not really sure what he wants in the long run :/

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Surprisingly (or maybe not so surprisingly), he’s not one much for jealousy. In fact, he’d definitely let Masky, at the very least, play around with his darling because ya boy knows sharing is caring 😏😉

Yet despite his easy-going nature, there are time when even he, himself, isn’t immune to those sharp pangs of jealousy & possessiveness. It’s more of a mental thing than a physical one, though. Like he’s fine with letting his darling be around others, as long as everyone knows they ultimately belong to him, but if he catches hint that his darling’s thinking about someone else, then he‘ll be none too pleased.

He wants their thoughts to always be about him; and whether in a positive light or a negative one, he doesn’t care which. So he’d find some way to punish them or gaslight them until they can’t think of anyone else anymore. They should know they’re all his, no excuses

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Hm, Hoodie’s generally a reserved person, and that doesn’t change much around them tbh. He won’t be as quiet as he is around the other creeps, but he’s def not the type of yandere to gush about how much he loves his darling & how much they mean to him & stuff

Sometimes, he can even be,, kinda cold & stoic. He enjoys confusing them, so he might act like he doesn’t care about them & their presence is a burden—like he didn’t actively choose to kidnap them. He might range from acting like a cuddly murderous teddy bear to a detached blank slate of a person. Typically, when he puts some distance between him & his darling, it’s cause he wants them to fill the gap. He wants to see how far he’s twisted their mind to have them crave his acceptance, despite all the terrible things he’s done to them. So not only is he mentally unpredictable, but he’s also physically unpredictable too

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

He probably just,,,,, wouldn’t go through any courting. He knows that if he wanted, he could easily slip his way into their life like everything’s normal, since he does look like a regular dude, but that’s not really what he’s about

If anything, he’s more the type to stalk them for a few weeks, even months, slowly making his presence more & more known until they know something funky’s going on. At that point, either they’ll snap & hunt him down, or he’ll just break in & take them. Either way, he’ll wanna have his fun even before kidnapping them—none of that trying to impress them bs

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Yeah, they are, but mostly cause he’s just so quiet & reserved that people don’t expect him to be so sadistic behind closed doors. Anyone that doesn’t know him well prolly thinks he’s a big ol’ softie, which he can be when he wants to, but they severely underestimate him. The creeps that know him a little better have an inkling of an idea as to what his true colours are, but he’s just so damn mysterious & elusive that it’s hard to get a good grasp on what he’s truly like. Only Masky and maybe EJ know what he’s really all about 👀😳

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Ooh, he’s got a whole arsenal of punishments. There’s the regular physical ones like tying them up & sorta just,,, leaving them there for a while, there’s spanking, whipping, cutting—y’know, the typical punishments you might expect. He might also starve them or deny them warmth & human contact until they’re begging for his attention. He’ll also emotionally manipulate them & gaslight them until they feel super bad for doing whatever they did. Boy just likes playing a whole lotta mind games w his darling, what can I say? 🙃

Tbh, he can get pretty creative with his punishments if he’s in a sadistic mood. And he likes to keep his darling on their toes, so there’s no knowing what he might do to them. Sometimes the anticipation of the punishment is worse than the punishment itself :”)

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

Hmm... it depends how bratty they’d get. If his darling is the type to fight back a lot, he’ll take away most of their rights. No outside time, no getting untied, limited bathroom breaks, the whole shebang. But if they’re a bit more on the docile side, he’ll actually be pretty lenient. Like he’ll even leave the doors unlocked & let them go out whenever they please, so long as they come back before their curfew. The more obedient they are, the more rights they’ll have, so a lot of it depends on them tbh

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Hoodie’s a pretty patient dude by default. And for his darling of whom which he adores so dearly? Oh yeah, he’s got plenty of patience. That doesn’t mean he’ll let them get away with misbehaving tho; it just means he won’t get upset when/if they do misbehave. He’ll never snap or yell at them or anything. This boy’s got a wild sense of control so, despite everything else, at least his darling doesn’t have to be afraid of him getting mad & going manic 👉👈

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

If ever his darling manages to leave or successfully escape, it’s cause he let them. Either he lost interest or he wanted them to return to their lives while he watches from the shadows. If he decides to keep them alive even after releasing them, he’ll still keep tabs on them, maybe popping in every now & then to remind them that their time spent with him wasn’t just a horrifying dream

If they die, however, and it wasn’t on purpose, he’ll be pretty upset. It’ll maybe be the only time he’ll have an outburst—when no one’s around to see it, ofc. But boy will just explode in a fit of rage & regret. He’ll completely wreck the room, taking out all of his aggression on the things around him—and boy won’t hold anything back. He might even inadvertently end up self-harming in the process too :”c

He’s not usually one to feel guilt, but he’d definitely blame himself for their death. He’d try to focus on his work to distract himself, to the point where he’d almost become a shell of a person. It’d take a good few months/years before he’d get over it. But I mean, he has killed some of his pretty close friends before, so he’ll prolly recover just fine. What’s one more body of his loved one to add to the count? :)

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

Nah, not really. Aside from blaming himself if they accidentally die, like I mentioned, nothing really makes that mans feel guilty. He knows what he did is wrong, he just,, doesn’t care lmfao 😅

And he probably wouldn’t let them go, either, unless he gets bored of them. But even then, the chances of letting them go instead of killing them are about 50/50; boy really just Does Not Give A Shit™️

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Homeboy used to be a super sweet dude that wouldn’t hurt a fly, but Slender’s influence kinda brought out this twisted, fucked up amoral side of him. He already stalks & kills people for a living, so what’s the harm in bringing his work home sometimes, ya know?

He just wants to watch a cutie squirm in his possession—it makes him feel alive. Not to mention, those cat-and-mouse games go a long way in providing stress-relief from work. He just wants some good ol’ fashion fun & entertainment, can you really blame him? ;)

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Honestly, he,,,, he kinda likes it 😳😳 Lowkey gets off to seeing them cry ngl, it just gives him this fucked up kinda rush. If he sees them curled up and crying, he might go up to them & caress their face, cooing his usual deceit, or he’ll grip their cheeks & lick the tears off as a way of mocking them

He might cuddle or comfort them if he’s feeling particularly sweet. If they’ve been bad, however, he’s more likely to leave them crying in the corner w/o paying much mind to them. Screaming’s a similar case, too, except he might gag them & let them scream until their throat’s raw. Only if they’ve been good will he give them some positive attention uwu

How he reacts to them isolating themselves depends. If they’ve been good, he’ll find a way to coax them to stop, usually via some kind of manipulation, and if they’ve been bad, he’ll just,,, let them do as please. If they keep isolating, only then will he start losing patience. He’ll find some way to force them out of it. This includes, again, manipulation of all sorts, withholding food & warmth from them, all that “fun” kinda punishment stuff. But he won’t apologize. At that point, it almost becomes a game to see who caves in first, and homeboy will not lose

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

While he does love his darling, they tend to be more of a plaything to him. And he might not stick to just one singular darling over the course of his life. He might let some go, or he might get bored & kill some others; it all depends on their chemistry. He gets obsessed with all of them, ofc, but he might legitimately care more deeply about some than others. In fact, the ones he really cares about, he‘ll even let himself be more vulnerable towards. But if he’s vulnerable w someone & eventually grows bored of them, he’ll kill them w/o releasing them, cause he doesn’t want anyone knowing his secrets. It can be difficult to do if he still loves them, but he’s gotta do what he’s gotta do

The whole thing’s really all just a game. It’s only if/when he manages to find the perfect victim that he’ll keep them forever. Someone who’s not too docile but who also isn’t afraid to fight back. They’ve gotta be pretty smart, resourceful & entertaining, too. He wants them to end up falling in love with him, but he also doesn’t want them to stop fighting him. It’s only once he finds the truly utmost perfect darling that he’ll keep them all to himself forever and ever~

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Oh god, he honestly,, doesn’t really have any weaknesses. If his darling wants to escape, they just gotta hope he’ll let them go. Either that, or they gotta find some way out of his twisted game. Even if they manage to escape, he’ll keep tabs on them, so they’ll never truly be free. Once he’s got his sights on someone, the only escape is death tbh :/

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Oh yeah, for sure lol

He’s a pretty damn sadistic boi uwu. He’d hurt them physically and emotionally; boy just doesn’t care. How much & how often he hurts them all depends on how well behaved they are 🥴

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

Hm he’s not quite the type to worship his darling. He adores them & thinks they’re damn precious, but he likely won’t put them on a pedestal or anything. The only chance he’d grow to revere them is if they outsmart him & prove themselves time & time again in his little games

He also doesn’t really care what his darling thinks of him. He knows he’s a bad person & probably doesn’t deserve their love. He’s accepted it, really. But it won’t stop him from gaslighting & manipulating them until they possibly fall for him. Love just becomes part of the game at that point ¯\_(ヅ)_/¯

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

He likes to thoroughly think things through before making any decisions, so he’s likely to wait a good few weeks/months before making up his mind. He just wants to be certain before putting too much effort into things, ya know?

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

Yeh, he probably would. If they can’t handle his mind games, they’ll break one way or another. But honestly, how cruel he is depends a lot on his darling. If they‘re nice & obedient, he’ll be sweet and rewarding as long as they don’t bore him too much, so breaking isn’t likely at that point. But if they’re super defiant, he’ll be much harsher, and if they keep ignoring his warnings, things will keep escalating until they break or he just kills them skdjkdls. He wouldnt want his perfect darling to break though, cause that’s just no fun. Boy realizes a lot of them are likely to break because he’s not exactly,,, the kindest of yanderes ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)

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The Child

Alright! This is a story I’m currently making on Archive Of Our Own. I might as well try to promote the story here.

If you wanna see past Chapter 1 (I’ve done 3 chapters) click the link

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27550474/chapters/67383730

It was just another normal day; well... as normal as it can be. The group was sitting in the cafeteria, just waiting; waiting for Teruteru and Hajime to finish cooking. As the Ultimate Cooks, they often insist on cooking. Today though, they’re taking a bit longer than usual. The group wasn’t particularly worried but, it did get their attention.

“I wonder what’s taking Hajime-chan and Teruteru-chan so long” Ibuki mentioned.

“Maybe they are preparing a feast for us” Sonia said.

As if on cue, the cooks finally reappeared in the cafeteria with food in hands. A very normal amount of food. So that eliminates Sonia’s suggestion.

“My apologizes for the delay, folks. Perfection takes a long time” Teruteru said in his usual cocky attitude.

“He means some of the cooking utensils were missing, he freaked out for five minutes then, we had to make do with the rest of the supplies left” Hajime corrected. He was already done with Teruteru’s bs. Teruteru looked back and gave Hajime an exaggerated glare, Hajime just smirked back. They set the food down on the table and before they could even set down the utensils, Akane got up and ran towards the food; Imposter, or so they called ‘him’, quickly followed.

“Akane, wait! You know I must always test the food to see if anything is amiss.” Imposter scolded.

“Ah shut it! We all know the food is safe, plus I’m hungry!”  

Teruteru tried to get the food away from the greedy girl but, it was already too late, the chicken had been torn into and the Impostor went for the soup.

“ALESSIA CARA! What are you two doing?! Stop acting like heathens and take a serving like the rest of the class! This food is a work of art and should be treated and eaten as such!”

This soon became a game of cat and mouse as Teruteru ran away with the food and Akane chased him. Hajime sighed and the rest of the class laughed. Nagito and Hajime decided to serve the rest of the food. Grabbing plates and utensils, they gave every student their own serving and saved two servings for Teruteru and Akane. Hajime got the last two servings for himself and Nagito and put them on the last table to the end; they usually ate together, mostly because the class insists they do, now that they’re officially a thing.

“Hajime, help me! I can’t outrun this beast forever!” Teruteru pleaded from the hallway. Hajime facepalmed before walking towards the hallways. Nagito giggled before going to take a seat but, when he got to his chair, he noticed that Hajime’s plate was gone.  

“What? Impostor, did you steal Hajime’s food again? Haven’t we said that the food was safe?” Nagito asked.

“What?” Impostor seemed confused, “No, I didn’t. I was right here the whole time.”

Nagito looked at Impostor then back at the missing food, “That’s strange. Then who took it? It wasn’t Akane, she’s chasing Teruteru.”

“Oh OH! We have a food thief on the island!” Ibuki said a little too excitedly, “We gotta be detectives and find out who dunnit!”

“Can that happen after breakfast?” Kazuichi whined, “I haven’t eaten all day.”

“You guys can eat, I’m going to search,” Nagito offered.

“Nagito, you know Hajime isn’t going to like that, you’re probably the one that needs to eat the most,” Of course, Mahiru is right but, Nagito didn’t feel comfortable with that. Guess that comes with caring about someone. Besides, Nagito wasn’t hungry.

“It’ll be fine,” is all Nagito said before leaving the cafeteria to search. If they have a thief, it would be the person without an alibi but, everyone was in the cafeteria. That means, it’s possibly someone that shouldn’t even be on the island. As Nagito looks around the first island to find anything, he instead sees a ship docked on the main island, this often means Makoto and company had arrived.  

Nagito went to the main island to greet them. When he got near their ship, he saw Makoto and security, they seemed to be looking for something or someone. He approached Makoto and tapped him on the shoulder. Makoto yelped. Right...he doesn’t like being approached from behind.

“Oh, Komaeda! It’s just you. Uhm...could you not do that?” Makoto asked, still a little shaken up.

“Sorry”

“It’s fine, actually, I’m glad you’re here! Have you seen anything or anyone strange?”

“Actually, yes.” Nagito confirmed, “Someone stole Hajime’s food. I’ve been looking for any evidence that could show me who it is.”

“That could be her.” Makoto mumbled to himself.

“Who?” Nagito questioned.

Makoto didn’t answer, he seems to be deep in thought about something. When he snapped out of thought, he looked at Nagito and asked, “Can you help me find her?”

“Uhh...sure?” Nagito responded confused.

Makoto smiled and started to search around the main island again. Nagito decided to search a different island. Something was telling him to search the fourth island and so he did. The once carnival themed island was now turned into another eatery. Nagito searched the booths to see if someone was there. By the time he made it to the last booth, he heard scuttering; as if someone was running away. He followed the noise, trying be as quiet as possible, until he heard rustling. He looked behind him to see a little girl with an empty plate in one hand and a teddy bear in the other.

The little girl had dark brown skin and bushy near-black hair up in two puffs on the sides of her head. She was wearing a baggy, plain white t-shirt with a dusty pink skirt and dark pink shoes and an out of place, purple bow but, her most noticeable feature was her deep red eyes and her dead stare; it reminded Nagito of Izuru. He, slowly, approached the young girl and kneeled down to her eye level.  

“Hello, my name is Nagito Komaeda, what’s your name?”

She didn’t respond. She just continued to stare at him. It was kind of creepy, though Nagito of all people had no right to judge.  

“Were you the one that stole the food?” Nagito asked while pointing to the plate.

The girl didn’t answer but looked at the plate in her hand. She then held out the plate to Nagito as if she was giving it to him. Nagito took that as a confession and took the plate. He got back to his feet and started heading back. The girl didn’t follow.

“Come one,” he said, waving his hand in a gesture that meant follow.

When he noticed her walking towards him, he started to leave once more. He made sure to keep an eye on her to make sure she didn’t fall behind, she didn’t. He made his way to the main land where now everyone was, including Makoto.

“Ah! There they are.” Makoto said, relieved, “I told you he was fine.”

“Nagito! Where were you?” Hajime asked. It seemed he was worried. “And who is this?”

Nagito gestured to the girl now hiding behind him. “She’s the food thief. I don’t know what her name is. She won’t talk to me. I was hoping Naegi-kun would know.”

Makoto sighed, “Sadly, I don’t. She won’t talk to any of us.”

Akane told one good look at the girl and laughed.

“Akane, what might be so funny. I do not believe this is a situation to L O L about.” Sonia commented.

“Y’all are idiots! Look at the girl, she’s not Asian. She’s not even Afro-Asian! Of course, the girl was silent, she probably doesn’t speak Japanese!”

Akane walked up to the girl and spoke a different language. The girl’s eyes lit up and she started to talk back. Everyone else seemed confused expect Hajime and Sonia. But that made sense, Hajime was the Ultimate Everything and thus the Ultimate Linguist and Sonia is a princess that knew thirty different languages. Nagito could somewhat understand but, wasn’t as great at translation. He could only tell that the two were speaking English.

“What are they saying?” Kazuichi asked, completely lost.

“Introductions. Akane is introducing herself and the rest of us to girl.” Sonia responded a little coldly.

Akane then turned to the group again.

“Okay, pretty much; the girl speaks English, she’s from an island named ‘Dominica’, she’s 10 and her name is Anna spelled A-n-n-a.”

Makoto piped up, “So she speaks English...I wouldn’t know that since we found her just wandering around Tokyo. We actually brought her here to see if you guys could take care of her. I, unfortunately, don’t have the time to.”

The group fell silent, did they actually want to take care of a random child that they don’t know?  

“Why not?” Akane said, confidently, “It’s be nice to get some kids around here for once. Plus, she got nowhere to go.”

“It does seem like the right thing to do,” Hajime said, “But, are all of you fine with it?”

One by one the group slowly nodded their heads; no one objected, surprisingly.

Akane spoke to Anna in English, Hajime translated for the rest of the group.

English is in Bold, Japanese is not.

“Do you want to stay with us Anna?”

Anna replied, “...Are they nice people?”

“Of course.” Akane said, chipper as ever.

“...Sure then. I trust you.” Anna smile.

“Yay!”

Akane looked back at the group and started speaking Japanese again.

“Well, I do have a mission soon but, Sonia and Hajime understand English so, it should be fine. We can set her up with one of you.”

“Would you wanna stay with the Blonde girl or the Brown spikey haired boy?”

“Why can’t I stay with you?” Anna asked?

“Cause I’m going on a mission soon and I won’t be here to talk to you.” Akane points to Hajime and Sonia, “Those two also know English.”

“Oh.” Anna took a look at Hajime and Sonia and pointed at Hajime, “He seems nice.”

Hajime smiled. Kazuichi snickered.

“That’s the first time I’ve heard someone say that Hajime seems nice”  

Hajime didn’t even need to glare at Kazuichi because Nagito did it for him. Kazuichi rose up his hands in defense.

“Really? The girl doesn’t seem nice?”

Anna paused, “A blonde lady took me away from my mommy...”

Silence.

Sonia and surprisingly, Hiyoko seems pretty uncomfortable after hearing that.

“Oh... well, I promise, Sonia is not a bad person. She’s a very nice blonde lady!” Akane reassured, “But, if you feel uncomfortable with her then, Hajime it is.”

With the living arrangements settled they all went home to bask, in wonder, at this very interesting day.

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Chapter 1: Teddy Bear Hugs

Alright here is the first part of the story ! I hope you enjoy.. If I have any errors in the story I’ll try, and fix them as I can.  Forgive my horrible grammar

Disclaimer - Story contains :  Fiction meets real world,  This story is mainly for fun.  Also names, events, and other things have been changed or added to make things more exciting. 

             Chapter 1 

When Itachi had gone to bed that night he remembered he was sleeping soundly in his bed.  Something seemed wrong as Itachi attempted to look around his surroundings, but his body nor his head were able to move.   Itachi's body felt light, but at the same time a little heavy as he couldn't move his head around.  The most Itachi could do was move his eyes which allowed him to use his sharingan to look around.  Itachi moved his eyes around finding he was in some kind of confided space. 

 Itachi remembered he had just settled down for the night, and it was one of the rare moments where his illness hadn't acted up.Itachi was able to get some rest that night without any disruptions from the other members also.  There was Tobi who was acting well like his childish self.  Tobi had been following the members around for several days even before the Christmas holiday was creeping closer.  Itachi himself had been followed by the masked man, but now  Itachi was laying in the dark, and could hear snoring coming from his right, and to his left. 

" Where am I ?" Itachi questioned as he listened to what appeared to be Kisame snoring in his ear, and someone else, but he couldn't tell. 

" Itachi is that you ?"  Itachi heard Pein's voice ask in the dark abyss over the constant snoring of some of the other members. 

" Yes. What happened ? Do you know where we are ?" Itachi answered as the Akatsuki leader sighed . 

" I am trying to figure that out myself. I have a strong idea though who is behind this."  Pein responded in the dark when suddenly the two heard what sounded like music coming from an outside sorce. It was muffled but you could hear the up beat toon of Christmas music.  But the music was soon drowned out when they heard what sounded like the voice of a child.  Where ever this was Neither Itachi, Pein or the other Akatsuki members who were still asleep were in the hideout anymore. 

Itachi and Pein heard the child exclaim 

" This present is huge is it mine ?"   at the same time both Pein, and Itachi heard what sounded like the obnoxious laughter of Tobi in the box.  Tobi sounded excited, and both heard the masked man exclaim.   Ignoring the laughter Itachi had been able to hear what the little boy said. 

" Did that voice say present ?" Itachi asked himself as he concentrated on the child's voice.  Yet Tobi began to get excited and spurted out in glee. 

 " Oh ! Oh boy this is going to be fun. Tobi knew it would.  Tobi got the place right too it seemes ! At least Tobi hopes he did. "  

" Tobi.. You.. I should have known." Pein said hearing  Tobi's outburst of laughter once more .  Pein  was usually informed when the masked man was about to do something. This time Tobi had been keeping secrets , and hadn't said anything to the Akatsuki leader.  Pein grew angeier as he listened to Tobi's laughter. " Tobi where  are we, and why are we laying in the dark  ?" 

" Well you see. Tobi wanted to be a good boy, and get everyone something for Christmas. Tobi didn't know  what to get everyone, but then Tobi remembered something very exciting , and that he wanted to show everyone including  Leader .  Tobi couldn't  wait for you all to see the place Tobi found.  Oh. As for where we are.  We and the other members are in a box, and underneath someone else's Christmas tree." 

Itachi pondered Tobi's words as the masked man talked, and looked around the surroundings once more. 

" Did you say we are in a box ?" Itachi questioned. 

" Yes. Tobi did say that Itachi san !  Tobi didn't know how to transport everyone to the place Tobi found . So Tobi got an idea.  Tobi used a jutsu, and turned everyone including Tobi in teddy bears. . Tobi.. " But before Tobi could finish his sentance the box started to rattle as the three had forgotten about the child's voice on the outside of the box.  When it came to Christmas presents curious children, and boxes only meant one thing.

The box suddenly started to slowly tremor as it felt like the box was being shaken. The box then began to violently shake like an earthquake, or when Deidara was testing one of his clay bombs near the base.  As the shaking continued the others started to wake up. You could already hear Hidan getting irritated. 

"  Is Deidara blowing up the hideout again ? " Hidan questioned sleepily until he realized he was in the dark, and couldn't see much  " What the he**  where am I ? Why is it so freaking dark !? Why can't I move ! " 

" Will you shut up Hidan !"  Kakuzu bellowed waking up more irritated that Hidan was screeching in his ear. Kakuzu, and Hidan stopped when the box started to tremor again. 

" What's going on is the hideout being attacked ?" Deidara asked finally starting to wake up. 

" Idiot does this look like the hideout !"  Hidan shrieked. 

" Wait why are you in my room hummm ?!" Deidara asked 

" Does this look like your room brat ?  Where are we ?"  Sasori asked trying to block out the commotion in his ear as the box everyone was in was contiuing to shake. 

" The question is Why in the name of Jashin are we in the dark ! Where are we , and what is with the earthquake !"  Hidan shrieked as a childs laughter could be heard outside.  The box began to tremor again as it was being shook. 

" I don't know but we are getting dizzy." White Zetsu replied.

" Whowever is doing that I am going to eat them. " Black  Zetsu said 

" Ill do worse than that ! " Hidan yelled as Kakuzu was getting annoyed as Hidan's voice was projecting into his ear. Pein sighed as the voices of the other Akatsuki were starting to get on his nerves.  Pein still wanted and explinatoin, and Tobi was the one that knew what was going on.  On the other end you could hear Tobi getting excited as the others were waking up. 

" Pein . What's going on ? Where are we ?" Konan asked 

" I am getting to the bottom of this now Konan. Everyone be quiet ! " Pein yelled.   All the members seemed to quiet down as Pein called out towards Tobi.  " Tobi ! Where exactly are we ! " 

" Like Tobi said. Tobi turned everyone into teddy bears, and put everyone in a box. Now we are laying under a Christmas tree. Said Christmas tree is in the home of a friend Tobi made. Tobi wanted to surprise her as much as Tobi did everyone else !" 

"  Wait. Did you say we are stuffed animals , and that we are in a box ? " Kisame asked " I wondered why I felt so stuffed, but light at the same time." 

" Tobi did ! " . Tobi said excitedly as the tremoring started to slow down when everyone went quiet. An older man's voice could be heard outside that called out. 

" Andy stop that's not yours ! That belongs to your older cousin. "     

Finally the box stopped shaking, and was put down on what appeared  to be a flat surface.  This gave the members inside of the box a chance to take a breather. 

" Tobi..."  Deidara said through gritted teeth. 

" Yes Deidara semapi ? "  

" I have one question for you ... Why ?! "  Deidara yelled as he heard Tobi laughing nervously knowing he was in for it even when he explained the situation, and when they got out of their box prision. 

" Well. Tobi didn't know what everyone wanted for Christmas. So Tobi had an idea . You see it started a two months ago while everyone was out on a mission.  Tobi had been sent out to do something also, but as Tobi  was doing so he found something very exciting !  Tobi found a door to a brand new world ! Tobi was so excited when he found it, and he wanted to share it with the others in the hideout. 

 But Tobi didn't know how to do it at first.    When Tobi came back he lost the door, and couldn't find it for awhile. But the day before Christmas Eve Tobi found it again.  Tobi was so excited, and started to act quickly before he lost it again .  So used a jutsu he found that turned everyone into teddy bears, and brought them to the place Tobi found.   We are now in said box, and underneath of a Christmas tree of a friend Tobi made.   Tobi thought he would surprise her just as much as everyone else ! Isn't that nice of Tobi ?  " 

" What BS are you talking about nutcase ? " Hidan yelled 

" Did you say we were in another world ? What do you mean by that ?" Itachi questioned trying to study Tobi's words. Yet at the sametime Itachi was laying in the dark, and could hear the sound of the child that had been shaking the box.  Music was playing outside of the dark space, and the sounds of shuffling footsteps could be heard. 

" Wait.. Did you say the person you gave us too was a girl ?" 

" That's what Tobi said." Tobi replied and got exctied again.  " Also yes Tobi's friend is a girl.  She's a little shy when you first meet Tobi's new friend.  Her friends were nice as well they helped Tobi while they were in this world.  I met them at something called an anime convention, but the girl Tobi was trying to be friends with was quiet, and looked uncomfortable at least for awhile. "  Tobi explained. 

 " Anyone would if they were being followed by you idiot."  Deidara said. " And you turned us into plush animals because ?" 

" Well Tobi knows girls like cute things, and some like plushy toys ? Tobi also thought it wouldn't make her as nervous. Some of you are intimating.. " Tobi responded and could hear the irked sounds coming from the other Akatsuki members.  As the others were starting to yell at Tobi, 

Konan, and Itachi were focused on the voices outside of their dark space.  heard voices, and the sounds of music changing  outside of their box prison.  The family was starting to gather around the tree, and the box they were in was starting to move around.  It wasn't like before when the child entity was shaking the box. 

Konan, and Itachi soon heard what sounded like a soft feminine voice that asked. 

"  Did you say that was mine ?"  It sounded like she was a bit surprised by the size of the box being given to her.  The voice was drowned out by louder masculine voice as the package seemed to be placed on a smooth surface. 

" Everyone be quiet I think something is about to happen."  Konan said causing the others to stop .   

 Outside of the box -

Outside of the Akatsuki’s box prison. The sound of Christmas music could be heard as a small family of seven were gathered around in the sitting room.   It was Christmas Eve , and everyone had gathered for a small party for the holiday.  Several boxes of pizza had been ordered, and several containers of home made sweets were on the counters in the kitchen. 

" Hey where did Megan disappear too ? " a voice asked.

"  I think she is down in the study. Megan has been working on her friends Christmas presents, and just finishing up. " Krystal responded as she , and her sister in law Diana were putting away boxes of pizza in the kitchen.  Diana listened to Krystal as she gave details of what Megan had been doing.   In the kitchen Diana , and Krystal could hear the rest of their group .   Krystal's husband : Jeremy was in the living room with  her step father - Leo, and her brother Greg. 

Krystal also noticed her great nephew getting a little impatient as he waited for the time to exchange gifts.  The boy had been hovering over the Christmas presents under the tree some belonging to his cousin for the next day.  The boy would get curious as to what was inside, and hoped one of the larger ones were his. 

While this happened down in the families study or now known as a craft room  Megan was sitting at her desk finishing up the hem on a dress she had been sewing on. Megan had been with the family when they had partaken in pizza, drinks, and listened to her relatives talk  about various things in their lives.  But  sometime while everyone was still eating, and being merry with one another.  Megan excused herself to the sewing room. Megan sat as she was hoping to finish the gifts she had been working on  for her three best friends: : Candy Thomas,  Kayla, Finch, and Rose Thorn

Back in the summer in early June  Megan had begun a sewing project.  Megan had taken it upon herself to create outfits for the next convention the girls were attending.  Megan also hoped it would give her a leg up into the commision world.  It would be their last event as Kayla, and Rose would be moving to attend colleges that were out of state.  Candy herself would also be busy as she was studying to be in the healthcare profession. 

" Megan come down to the living room. Everyone is ready to open their Christmas gifts ! "  Megan heard her mother  Krystal call.   Megan looked up from the sewing machine as she had one more stitch to go.  

“ I am coming ! “ Megan called as she heard her mother call.  Standing up  Megan brushed off the red, and white Christmas outfit she was wearing .  Megan could hear the excitement in the room especially when her uncle Greg was scolding her little cousin. Megan sighed as she could hear her uncle getting onto her cousin.   Even while Megan had been down eating with her family. After Andy had finished his own food he started hovering the Christmas tree eying what he could get into. 

Walking through the small hallway  Megan entered the living room where her family was getting situated. Some gossiped like they did at dinner about various topics in the real world.   Though standing by the Christmas tree . Andy was holding a large rectangular box that was decorated in nice wrapping paper, and red, and black bow was placed on the top of the box with a tag.    It looked like Andy had been shaking the box like a curious child would do. 

As Megan came into the living room  Krystal turned to see her daughter as she approched.  Megan's focus was on the box as Andy placed it back on the ground under the tree.  

“ That is mine ?” Megan questioned the big box under the tree. 

“ It is.  It was strange your father found it while helping your grandmother inside the house.  It was addressed to you. .” Krystal said  as the two walked towards the empty spaces on the couch .  “ Do you by chance know a person named Tobi ?” 

“ Tobi ?"  Megan asked as she thought for a moment.  " There was a guy the girls, and I met at a convention back in October that was cosplaying  as  Tobi from the Akatsuki , but that was some time ago.”  Megan answered as her father pulled the large box from under the tree, and placed it on the nearby coffee table.    As Megan, and Krystal sat down both heard someone call out to Megan. 

“ There is my little angel.  I wanted to introduce you to my new friend  Mable“    Megan looked over smiling at her grandma who over the years was starting to grow frail.  This passed year  her grandmother Abby had gotten really sick, and it was starting to get worse.  Abby’s memory was starting to fail her, and it was becoming to much for her step-grandfather Leo.  

So much that  Krystal, and Megan’s father : Jeremy had moved in to help take care of the older woman.  It was a tough choice to make especially while Jeremy, and Krystal were still working their full time jobs.  Hoping to quail at least some of her parents worries  Megan decided to stay back at the house herself.  Right now though Megan was happy to have her family with, but it was a bitter sweet moment. 

“ Hurry up sissy I want to see what’s in your box !”  Andy said excitedly hoping it was something he could get into.  Megan looked at the box that her father had placed on the coffee table.  What was inside the box that required it to be so large ?   Attached to the box was a small note that read.

“ To :  Megan 

From :  Your newest best friend Tobi !!  Tobi got you something for Christmas that I am sure you won't forget ! Tobi didn't  want his friend being alone for Christmas this year.  So Tobi got you something really special.  

Looking at the package on the sofa  Megan wondered how Tobi realized what her address was.  There was a reasonable feeling that Tobi used the internet to find her.  Kayla, and Rose had a lot a mutual friends that they helped most of the time.  Megan slowly untied the ribbon, and placed the bow to the side.  Yet as Megan was opening the box she felt butterflies in her stomach, and she started to grow excited.  

Megan also noticed something glow like some kind of seal or sticker.  Megan shook the thought as it was possibly the light from above her.   Lifting the lid of the wrapped box  the feeling of butterflies became intense, and her heart was pounding.  Why was she getting so anxious ?  

As Megan moved the lid to the side  Krystal could see the growing excitment in her daughters eyes. Something  Krystal hadn't seen much of as of late.    Megan looked in the box and gasped in surprise 

“ Oh !These.. These are.. ”  Megan said surprised to herself . 

[lookslike-wemadeit]

Larry Stylinson vs. Haylor (Larry 2012)

2012 was a crazy year for both the band and for Larry.

They were openly living together and we have some of the best moments. They openly hung out with each other and things were pretty good.

January

27- Harry and Caroline Flack end things

27- The boys head to LA for their first US promo.

31- Louis says the most romantic thing he has ever done is cook a meal (you know)

They say they are each other's Valentine's

February

1- back to London

14- the one and only interview with just Harry and Louis

Later Harry is seen with a black ring.

Once they get home Harry goes out with Nick and Louis is supposedly with Eleanor

In an interview a few days later it is made clear by Harry he didn't want to go out with Nick.

16? The mario kart interview

21- The 2012 Brits: tipsy boys take the flirting and innuendo to new levels. Including Harry's getting head.

25-Beginning of American UAN promo

March

1 - On this day, Harry states that he and Louis cuddle on the tour bus.  Niall claims to be the spokesperson for their relationship and says they don’t want to talk about it.  Lastly, when discussing “lovebites” Harry just goes for it

2- a fan is giving Harry complements and Louis says all of him really

The cute “I love you” “I love you too” ft. Louis cute giggle in an interview.

3-6- a lot of flirting, fonding, and couple like interaction

7-First on-camera Haylor moment: Louis says they're "gutted" Taylor wasn't in town when Harry was asked if he was sad about that

8- Louis does a tweetcam he is on the phone with someone most think it was Harry and you can hear

Harry: you love me?

Louis: obviously

Harry: did you just say that on the twitcam?

Louis: yeah

8- more flirting, fonding, and couple like interaction

9- someone on Twitter asked Louis what he likes most about Harry and he answers his curls or his smell

9- some more flirting, fonding, and couple like interaction.

11- interviewer: When was the last time you kissed a girl, Harry?  Liam: When was the last time you liked it? Harry says "Yesterday" which was their day off.

11- Louis hold ups a hotel key card and says "Our room key"

11: Westfield Sunrise Mall singing; Harry & Louis seated together at the beginning of the signing…then they took a break and when they came back, Niall and Harry switch seats. It's obvious they had assigned seats when they came back from the signing; Niall even hands Harry his stuff when he sits down in his spot

12- "where do you want to sit?" Louis says "Next to you." Management "you can't sit together" Jizz jeans appear at the signing itself and Harry's giant yellow arm bruise Louis presses on.

12-Dan tweets "Look who we found looking after Louis and H's house…" with picture of Harry & Louis matching teddy bears; Jay retweets

13- this is the day of the sneaky arm touching interview, their are also a lot of pictures of Harry and Louis interacting and being cute

14 - Elvis Duran Morning Show: When it is stated that the boys are being very faithful to their girlfriends, Harry gets a big smile on his face and Louis leans forward to see his reaction.

14- more coulping

15- they are seen playing in central park together and hanging out around NYC

16- more couple interaction, plus love bites and bruies

17- "Harry, Harry, Harry, Hazza!" and "Are you and Louis dating" Harry nods

17- lots of could like interaction

18-23- time off

24- the first denial, Louis some people genuinely think that Harry and I are in a relationship

That day they were very cuddly, Harry looked out of it during a signing, and shirtless Harry gave Louis a boner.

25-27- continuing to be couply

27- When asked what they look for in a potential girlfriend, Harry says "Obviously, if you can hold a conversation with him, that kind of helps," and realizes what he says and looks a little confused/taken aback at his own error; The host then says "Yes, that's important, good for you for saying that."

31- Taylor and Harry first meet at the teen choice awards

April

5- Apparently, Taylor Swift and One Direction went to a pool party at Justin Bieber’s house.  Rumor has it Taylor and Harry switched numbers and began texting. Taylor also seemed to have told Justin she was interested in Harry.

6- an interview for VEVO with Harry is released

He talks about Larry saying “the fans call me and Louis Larry Stylinson because we get on really well.  Since we started at the X-factor house me and Louis said we wanted to move in together that is pretty it it just kinda happened” with afond look on his face.

6-super awkward interview where the boys are kind of forcing him to talk about Taylor. Louis looks obviously not happy about it at first and Harry is pressed right up against Louis

10 - One Direction are in Australia for the Oceania leg of their tour. And on a yacht ft a few cute pictures of Louis and Harry

16-Harry says he and Taylor exchanged numbers, but that they are just friends in an interview.

17-19- a lot of couple interaction

20 Harry had a 'date' with Emma Ostilly, where they kissed outside her house.

Harry was kissing Emma Ostilly (who had a boyfriend) and allegedly texted Taylor to tell her it was just a goodbye kiss between friends. Later Emma says that the pair are not dating and are just good friends. Also the next day Liam states that they aren't together as well.

-Also Gemma apparently said that the only reason they kissed was for the tabloids

-Also she was drunk and he drove her home and she was the one who kissed him

22 - Wellington - Harry whispers in Louis’ ear and it appears to give Louis a boner.  When Harry walks back over to his side of the couch, some people seem to think he is mouthing the words “cock up your ass” to Louis.

22 - The famous Wellington video took place after their show.  Louis is clearly drunk and appears to scream “boyfriend” at Harry, then possibly go in for a kiss.  Harry grabs him and spins him around so he can see the fans watching and filming them from across the street.

23 - Not surprisingly, the day after Louis and Harry were at their most obvious, it is announced they will no longer be living together

23- start of time off

May

7 - Louis and Harry eat just the two of them at Rosso Restaurant.  Confirmed by the restaurant.

10-15 - Sweden

20- beginning of the US lag of the tour

29- Harry, Louis & Eleanor are on a balcony in front of fans.  Louis kisses Eleanor and Harry seems visibly upset. Eleanor sends Louis to make sure Harry is ok.

30 - All of 1D go to Niagra Falls.  Louis and Eleanor are on one side of the boat and Harry is as far away as you can get on the other side.  He never hangs out with Louis when Eleanor is around.

31 – Second denial: Much music interview

June

2 – Mojo in the Morning Interview with Harry and Zayn: Zayn denies there is any secret homosexuality in the band.  Harry remains silent.

2 - Kissing on stage – Louis “forgets” where Harry’s ear is and covers both their mouths with his hand while “whispering.”  Also, Harry walks up and appears to give Louis a quick peck at one point in the evening.

16- Ed Sheeran did the show where he said Harry was "taken" and answered "innit?" when a fan said "By Louis."

27- Harry almost says boyfriend in an interview

Liam say the band is keeping a secret And then whispers it to Louis, who says he is involved in the secret (which implies, to me, that it’s not about the whole band.

29 -  Harry walks over to Louis and pulls him back to whisper in his ear what appears to be, “You were mine.”  At the very least, Louis’ reaction seems to confirm it was something similar to that.

July

21 - Harry posts a picture of Louis on Instagram titled “Hair cut time..” - This is the only picture of Louis (at least, of his face) that Harry ever posted on Instagram.

August

31- the boys start teasing Harry about Taylor again

September

5- are you good with your hands

6- VMAs

Harry and Louis sit next to each other

They share an intense hug when they won

6-One Direction reportedly watched Taylor’s final MTV VMAs rehearsal.  Afterwards Harry, Ed Sheeran, Taylor and some of her bandmates went to dinner at Katsuya restaurant in L.A.

8- When asked about celebrity crushes, Zayn whispers “Taylor” in Harry’s ear.

15 – Niall, Harry, Louis and (Eleanor?) attended James Corden’s wedding.

16- the BS tweet

16- Also the last day Taylor is seen with her boyfriend Conner Kennedy

29- Harry and Louis are talking and totally miss the interviewers question. The boys answer Louis and both Harry and Louis look confused

October

6 - One the Jonathan Ross Show, Taylor hints that she is seeing someone and that he is good-looking. (Which is interesting cause when Taylor and Harry were photographed in early December, it was reported that that was only their second date.)

7- 1D and Taylor perform at the BBC Radio1 Teen Awards.  They were spotted hanging out backstage

9? the interview where Louis says they spent their day “trying to walk” and talks about “the early bird gets the worm”.  Also, at the beginning Harry not-so-subtly hints that he and Louis still live together even though “officially” they do not.

Also, the “hands and knees for two days straight” moment took place on the very same day.

Harry and Louis were acting like boyfriends. Harry appeared to have a condom in his pocket. Louis made some cheeky innuendos. The boy clearly had one thing on his mind. Harry and Louis went MIA while Niall came back looking scared and confused. I’m not Sherlock or anything, but I think I can deduce the following: Niall walked in on Harry and Louis having sex. The end!

12 - One Direction is on the Late Late Show in Ireland and a lot happens:

Taylor is brought up, but Harry refuses to state that he is interested in her, dating her, talking to her, pretty much anything.

They are asked “Who is Larry Stylinson?” and Louis says, “Apparently, me and Harry are together and my girlfriend isn’t real.”  This was not exactly a denial.  It was a statement. The whole time Harry just sits there and grins, as per usual.

When Harry is asked if he is looking to settle down, Louis lets out a very ridiculous and obvious cough, and acts completely annoyed with the interviewer.  When the interviewer says the question was a valid point, Louis turns to Zayn and says, “No it wasn’t!”

17 - After Louis begins to get tattooed more regularly, Harry instagrams a picture of a couple tattoo he liked.

22- Louis’ charity match. Harry, Niall, Liam, Josh, Eleanor, the Teasdales and all of Louis’ family are present.

Harry hugs him and is a major cheerleader

They drove home together

23-26

Sooo… we all know, thanks to the awesome ashavahishta that Harry and Louis were most likely renovating their kitchen from October 23rd to October 26th 2012. Harry explained that he had red paint on his hair in an interview because he was painting his kitchen. Then we all found a picture of Louis’ kitchen/dining room and it had a red wall (Harry never actually moved in to his “new house” since we all know he was “couch surfing” for over a year and a half).

Louis also has red paint under on his finger nails

25 - It is reported Taylor and Connor Kennedy broke up.

30 - Livestream with Scott Mills:

The boys are asked, “If you could wish for anything money cannot buy, what would it be?”  Harry says, “Freedom... and love and peace.”

Reading off a question, Scott says, “Larry says...” and at the mention of Larry Niall looks surprised and then Liam starts laughing.

Harry tells a bad joke and then Louis accidentally calls him “baby.”  He says, “You tried, baby, but you failed.” All the boys look scared and off to where management is.

Louis sarcastically thanks Modest and the other boys look surprised.

31 - Louis goes out with Zayn for Halloween with face paint on.  Harry, reportedly, stays behind in the hotel.

November

1 - the next day Harry shows up with quite a bit of white face paint matted into his hair!

1- And then, to make things even more obvious, Louis decides to “jerk off” a plant while making eye contact with Harry.  A flustered Harry quickly looks away and then a disappointed Louis stops.

1- Louis also makes it clear the he and Harry are still living together.

7 - Taylor is photographed outside her London hotel carrying flowers and wearing that paper airplane necklace that Harry had on.

15 - Harry and Taylor hang out backstage at X Factor USA. There are conveniently no pics, just a few tweets.

17- They are papd really close together

19-they performed at the Royal Variety and met the Queen (when meeting the queen Louis couldn't help looking at Harry and they  were looking at each other during their performance of little things)

20- they were out together and took pictures with the same fan.

21- a girl tweets something rude about Larry shippers and a sexual comment about Harry and not long after Louis blocked the girl and tweeted haha.

27 - The interview with Barbara Walters is filmed. (It airs on December 12).  Harry is asked about his dating life and older women, then Barbara Walters hints at Taylor by asking if “older” was 23.  All Harry could muster up was a simple “yeah.”

But also during this interview she asks the boys if they all want to be married and have kids one day.  Louis and Harry look right at each other and then shyly look away when saying that yes, they have always wanted that

30 - Sony Music Indonesia Interview: Louis looks miserable the whole time.  The other boys notice. When asked what his favorite song on the album is he says, “I Loved You First” while looking at Harry, even though the song is actually titled “Loved You First.”

December

2 - Harry and Taylor go public and are photographed in Central Park together.  He didn’t look miserable, but they also displayed no PDA and did not look like a couple. This was 100% set up. Paparazzi don’t hang out in Central Park. But it doesn’t end there.  While getting into a car a fan asks Taylor if it is love and she says, “Yeah, looks that way!” Later that night they had dinner with Ed Sheeran as well as Harry’s mother and stepdad.

2- Louis and Eleanor go out in NYC and Louis looks dead inside

3-Louis and Eleanor take a stroll for the paparazzi looking very miserable. Louis looks like he could cry.

3- Madison square garden

3- that night Taylor attends their MSG after party. Then, Harry spends the night at Taylor’s hotel.

3- Eleanor helps guide a very disheveled and drunk Louis.

4 - Harry is papped leaving Taylor’s hotel the next morning.

4- Harry papped entering Taylor’s hotel again.

5 - Harry is seen leaving Taylor’s hotel once again. Looking like he could cry.

6 - Louis gets his small camera tattoo and looks dead inside. He also gets 4 small birds and a stereo heart

6 -Harry and Taylor attend Emma Stone’s birthday party.

7 - Harry is seen leaving Taylor’s hotel, yet again. Looking worse. Later that evening at Jingle Ball, Louis is interviewed about Taylor and Harry’s relationship.  He is asked if he is happy that they got together and Louis says, “I am happy they are good friends.”  Now, most people think he then says, “if that,” under his breath afterwards.

Harry is also asked about Taylor.  Leave it to Harry to always downplay their relationship. After the show Taylor and Harry took a private jet together to London.

8-The boys minus Harry head to the airport. Louis appears drunk and carries around an enormous stuffed lion that we suspect was purchased for him by Harry while he was out with Taylor at FAO Schwartz.

9- Boys go to Manchester to perform at the X Factor finale. Taylor and Eleanor tag along.

11-Harry out at a pub in Cheshire with Taylor and family

12 - Harry and Taylor go to the Lake District and feed some birds.  Later that evening they have dinner with Gemma, Harry’s sister.

13 - Taylor’s birthday.  Harry buys her 23 cupcakes and a purse.  He also takes her out for dinner.

14 - Harry drove Taylor to the airport so she could fly to Germany...

...Just in time for Harry to get to spend some quality time with Louis for his early birthday party  that Harry planned (possibly arrange around Harry’s schedule?) He and Louis even wore matching shirts (in different colors).

They invited Harry’s friends and family. To LOUIS’ birthday party. Yes, they are close coworkers, etc etc. But Zayn and Niall didn’t show up, nor did their friends and families.

They wore matching shirts.

Their moms took pictures together.

They planned it on a day 10 days before Louis’ actual birthday so that Harry could be there. Bonus points for it being the day after Taylor’s actual birthday and Taylor not getting an invite.

Jay supposedly planned it, but Harry’s friends from home ended up on the guest list.

Liam came to third wheel so that it wouldn’t look quite so crazy obvious when Niall and Zayn didn’t come.

None of Eleanor’s friends or family were there. Eleanor didn’t post pictures like Harry’s friends and family posted pictures. Eleanor barely existed at the party

18-Everybody arrives in LA. Harry immediately goes to the tattoo parlour to get a large ship done on his left arm. Taylor shows up and they go to her house afterwards.

19- Harry and Taylor papped together outside her house

19 - Less than 24 hours later Louis gets a compass tattoo by the same artist in a matching style. He, once again, looked overjoyed while at the tattoo shop.

19--Also Harry spends time with Taylor’s family in L.A.

20 - X Factor USA finale red carpet:

Harry is asked about Taylor. When the interviewer asks Harry what his thoughts on “Haylor” are Louis says, “I’d love to know!” Harry simply says, “I dunno.” Louis then follows this comment up with, “It is what it is!” (which he’d later get tattooed on his chest) and they look at each other and laugh. In the same interview Harry is questioned about his new ship tattoo and he says, “It’s just a boat.” In another interview on the red carpet he is asked if what he has with Taylor is a relationship and he says, “maybe, yeah.”

21 - Harry and Taylor go on a ski trip to Utah with Taylor’s family.

22 - Still on the ski trip.  Harry and Taylor have a snowmobile accident this day and Taylor’s song Out of the Woods is most likely about this.  Harry has to get stitches on his chin.

23 - Harry tweets about the accident.

24 - Harry returns home covering his chin, but a friend later posts a picture of his bandage.

24 - Louis' birthday!!! Harry finally shows up at Heathrow around 11am. Harry tweets about watching Lady and the Tramp. Later, Harry out partying in HC. Louis MIA but apparently not in Doncaster

25- a friend of Harry's tweets “last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day you said you were gay… Taylor Swift's next single.

31 - Harry is back in the U.S.  Taylor performs at Dick Clark’s Rockin New Year’s Eve, but instead of attending that to support his girlfriend, Harry goes to a Coldplay and Jay-Z He later meets up with Taylor just in time to watch the ball drop together and publicly be seen kissing. Harry then went and spent the night at her hotel again.

How did Louis spend his New Year’s Eve?  Drunk in a photo booth.

January 2013

3- Taylor and Harry are spotted and take pictures with fans in Gorda, British Virgin Islands.

4 - Harry breaks up with Taylor and she is spotted sitting on a boat, waiting to leave. Harry stays and looks pretty happy

5- Taylor tweets … 'til you put me down.

10 - Taylor went back into the studio on this day and recorded All You Had To Do Was Stay, reportedly about Harry.

Taylor also attends The People’s Choice Awards with what looks like a hickey under her boob. This is 8 days after the break up and that is a long time for a hickey to last… also  she showed it off on purpose, which is kind of disgusting.

12 - One Direction goes to Ghana for Red Nose Day. Harry and Louis run around, playing football/soccer and holding hands.

23- Liam, Harry, Niall and Louis at Arsenal football game w James Corden.

25 - Harry and Louis both spotted at Westfield, shopping and then at the movies.

31- Harry and Louis playing football w 5SOS

Just a few thoughts

The beginning of 2012 we have a lot of Larry being a couple.

Before Taylor, we have 4 attempts to deny Larry

The boys were growing in popularity, especially in the US.

Suddenly Harry and Louis are not allowed to have a much public interaction. Suddenly Harry "moves out" even though they both slip up constantly.

Louis was miserable the whole time Harry and Taylor were together. After the break up, he is back to normal.

[noisyquokka]

4, 5, 6, 8, 10, 16, 19 and 20 for skz, bts and Monsta X💕

:0 woot okay girl I see you!!!

Stray Kids                             Biases: Woojin, Hyunjin

Who threatens their title? Who is your bias wrecker?

Low-key all of them 😂 Uh but Minho and Chan because they’re both serious hoes!!! Felix is a close second

First impression of them.

Woojin :’) I knew from the start that he was a whole teddy bear! But I was also oddly intimidated by him??? Like I’m not sure why cause seriously look at him! ;-; Maybe it was those broad shoulders 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hyunjin gave me shy-boy vibes at first? And I guess I was half right? Like, I literally just wanted to scoop him up and give him all the cuddles and love in the universe! And then I heard him laugh… lucifer came for me that day!

The sweetest thing they have done.

Does… does existing count in any way, shape, or form?

Something they did that made you laugh.

Omg so normally when I hear an idol speak English and they’re not fluent, I just smile because I know they’re trying and I think that’s super cute? But with Woojin, I can’t help but giggle! His English is literally one of my favorite things and I giggle every time I hear it 🤗💞

Every time I think of funny moments, I think of the time Hyunjin wanted “a safe show” and they ended up giving him a blanket 😂😂 my brain failed me on which show this happened on so please lemme know since I’m sure someone remembers!

Favorite performance.

Hyunjin’s Cover of ‘Attention’ 😳💀

Woojin’s ‘I am YOU’ FanCam MCOUNTDOWN my boy’s such a fluid dancer and his singing!!! 😭 if Woojin’s voice is the literal stars, please take me there!

If you had the opportunity to tell them something what would it be?

I’d tell both of them how thankful I am for everything, how much they’ve changed my life for the better and how much I appreciate and commend them and the rest of the boys for getting up every day and working as hard as they do to entertain us and live their dream. And that any doubts they have may be normal, but they’re such a beacon of light in a dark world and we really need that right now.

A concept you would like to see them do (again)

Bro, I wanna see a cuter concept than Get Cool, ngl 😏 I mean, we’ve seen a mainly go hard/serious Stray Kids from the beginning. I’m so ready for a super playful song that still screams Stray Kids!

Do you have a mutual who shares the same bias?

Uh I know @visualgiggles biases Hyunjin 🤔 I don’t really know which mutuals bias whom unless they’re posted in their bio’s or I’ve seen them talk about their bias. So I’m at a loss honestly lmao

BTS                                       Biases: V, Jungkook

Who threatens their title? Who is your bias wrecker?

Yoongi and Jimin! I’ve always had a soft spot for Yoongi, so naturally, he wormed his way as a main wrecker 😅 and Jimin, sweet sweet Jimin!! Who said it was ok to be cute and fluffy one second, and a sinful and smirky little shit the next?!

First impression of them.

Taehyung gave me flower boy vibes at first 😂 but I also thought he came across as super mysterious and suave because literally, the first 2 MVs I saw were DNA and BS&T. And then I thought his nose was super cute, but y'all this doesn’t have shit to do with first impressions. I just wanted to add that in 👀

Anyone else get instant fuqboi vibes from Kookie or is that just me? I mean, maknae’s can be sinful little shits! And then he’s Busan born and them genes kicked in quicker than I could run! But I quickly found him to be a cutie pie who can be savage towards his hyungs and that’s just pretty wholesome!

The sweetest thing they have done.

Tae + kids = the most adorable content ever!!! I absolutely love seeing him interact with children! And his love for ARMY comes in at a close second :’)

Y’all gonna be like tf?? But I think Jungkook teasing his hyungs is super sweet! Because you know that’s one of the many ways he shows his affection and adoration towards them. So while it’s funny and hilarious, it’s also super fucking sweet! To me at least

Something they did that made you laugh.

When BTS were on Ellen for the second time and ended up getting spooked, and the expression on Tae’s face afterward had me cackling!

When Jungkook mimicked Jimin’s dancing in Blood, Sweat, and Tears! I literally crack up every time I watch that! 😂

Favorite performance.

I had this one before just because I love Go Go and this was such a look 🙌🏻 but I was looking at Taehyung fancams a few days ago and came across this one from the Love Yourself Hong Kong concert and 😭 he’s so happy why’s he such a baby for I love him!!!

Euphoria is literally one of my favorite songs, so I couldn’t help but look up fancams after a few months of it being released. This is my favorite performance so far

If you had the opportunity to tell them something what would it be?

I would thank them for introducing me to K-pop. I mean yeah, I was the one that came across the genre, but they were my first taste of K-pop and for that? I’m super thankful because as cheesy as it sounds, it has changed my life! And I enjoy the feel and concepts of K-pop music more than western music.

A concept you would like to see them do (again)

Something like ‘Just One Day’ or ‘Go Go’ would be cool to see again! Although I feel like we got a bit of Go Go with Anpanman? I just enjoy soft and playful/colorful concepts!

Do you have a mutual who shares the same bias?

I’m not sure honestly! I haven’t had many of my moots or followers talk with me, hence I’m clueless as to whom biases whom 😂

Monsta X                              Bias: Wonho

Who threatens their title? Who is your bias wrecker?

I.M and Shownu ;-; who gave them the rights to make me feel emotions I’m about to throw hands!

First impression of them.

I’ll be honest. At first, I thought Wonho was sooo intimidating! Kinda like Woojin in a way? And I don’t really know why I thought that way because he’s such a dork and a sweetheart and thinking about what it was that made him intimidating just gives me a headache 🙃

The sweetest thing they have done.

Blessing us by playing with children! Like, oh my gosh 😭 can you imagine him as a father!!! I literally melted 😩

Something they did that made you laugh.

It’s honestly super hard to choose considering every time I hear Wonho laugh, it makes me laugh! The man’s a giggly baby boy and I live for his giggles uwu

Favorite performance.

‘Play It Cool’ MCOUNTDOWN Can you believe the duality of this man! And his moves are so fluid I literally love this performance!!!

If you had the opportunity to tell them something what would it be?

That he’s handsome so I could hear him laugh and see his beautiful heart-stopping smile :’) it’s really just the simple things I want in life…

A concept you would like to see them do (again)

Hard to choose, I love all of the concepts so far. I think Shine Forever or Jealousy was my favorite tho 👀 dark haired Wonho kills me ok bye

Do you have a mutual who shares the same bias?

I’m not sure actually! If any of my mutuals or followers bias Wonho, hit me up. I don’t have enough people to gush about him with ;-;

Ask me about my biases! (I’ll still take some questions if anyone wants to send them in 🤗💖)

[ijungkooki]

Hiiii! I liked your newlywed hcs! Can I request the RFA +Saeran reacting to finding out MC had been keeping an illness from them? Not like a severe thing, but like maybe she's just like a cold or flu or stomach virus or something? Thank youuuuuuuu

hi!! thank you so much! glad you liked them :)

also i have a huge migraine right now so sorry if this sucks lol

MC hides an illness from the RFA+Saeran

Yoosung

There was a flu going around and sadly you caught it

And you were supposed to go on a cute lil date with your boyfriend

You felt so bad about cancelling because you were both really excited about it :(((

But you were basically dying so you had to call him and came up with some excuse about work or something

Yoosung is a little sad but he understands

You were just resting in bed when you heard a knock on the door

When you opened the door, you saw Yoosung standing there

He still wanted to spend time with you so he came over to give you some company

awwww literally an angel so pure so sweet

Then he notices that you’re super pale and really out of it and figures out that you’re sick

He starts to push you back into bed before going into the kitchen to make you some soup

When he comes back into you room, he has a little tray with a bowl of soup, medicine, juice, and the cutest smile on this face

“Here MC! Eat all of this so you can get better and we can go on our date!”

Stays with you until you fall asleep before he goes back home only to come back the next morning

Zen

You’ve had a cold for a while now 

Zen had a production coming up so you’ve stayed home to avoid getting him sick and telling him that you’ve been working or something

You didn’t want him to worry about you

But it was opening night and you promised your boyfriend that you would be there front row

So you took some cold medicine and hoped for the best

The first act went fine without anything too obvious

But then the nausea hit

Did I say you took the medicine?

No

Before you left you chUGGED THAT BOTTLE LIKE A CHAMP

So obviously you were getting suuuuuper drowsy and fell asleep towards the end of the play

When you woke up,the play was over and you saw Zen in front of you

The poor boy’s face looked so sad awww

“Was it that bad?”

lol no bby your head is just pounding and your nose is so stuffy you can’t breathe

You finally explain to him that you’ve been sick and you didn’t want him to worry

He scolds you for not staying home and getting better but now he’s at your side taking care of you and making sure you’re getting rest 

Jaehee

lol don’t even try to hide anything from mama baehee

As soon as you feel even a little out of it her Jaehee Senses™ start tingling

Immediately starts waiting on you hand and foot

She’s given you medicine for like five types of illnesses

“Jaehee, it’s just a cough calm down. I’m fine” *starts hacking out lungs*

Narrator voice: She was not fine

Again, Jaehee is All Knowing she knows when you’re talking bs

Eventually, you just give up trying to fight her about it and just let her take care of you

I mean let’s be real who wouldn’t want baehee at our side 24/7

But in all seriousness, she does such an amazing job of caring for you 

She even takes time off of work to help you out!!!

You get better in no time thanks to her

But then she starts coughing uh oh

Jumin

He’s had this really nice vacation planned out for the both of you for months

But just a few days before the trip, you catch a fever

Obviously you don’t want to cancel this so you try to keep it on the dl from him

Your plan doesn’t really work that well when he comes home from work and knows something’s up

When you tell him you’re sick, he’s calling the best doctors to his home

“Jumin there’s no need for this I’m not dying or anything”

“No.”

Despite your protests he makes sure you’re getting the best treatment and medicine so that you’re healthy in no time

When he isn’t working, he’s lying in bed with you and Elizabeth and making sure you’re taking your medicine

If he’s at work, he’s calling you like 3 times an hour to make sure you’re resting

Jumin how can MC rest if yoURE CALLING ALL THE TIME

He just cares a lot about you

Luckily, the fever goes down quickly and you’re able to go on vacation hooray!!!

Seven

This boi

He’s the one that got you sick in the first place lol

You don’t want him to feel bad for giving you the flu so you try your best to hide it

Bruh he’s a secret agent of course he’s gonna find out

He randomly goes over to your house bc he’s feeling clingy af and just wants to cuddle

When you open the door, he’s a little surprised

“MC, you look paler than Zen”

He figures out that he got you sick

Drops down to his knees and gives a dramatic monologue about it

“Forgive me, MC, for I have cursed my beloved!”

You’re standing there like

who’s mans is this

Eventually your bf cuts the act and begins to actually take care of you

Well sorta

All he does is pop in a movie and you two just cuddle on the couch for the rest of the day

Saeran

Okay tbh it takes the boy a while to actually realize you’re sick

bruh as if MC constantly sneezing and coughing and ya know dying is any indication at all smh

I mean you don’t have a prob with it as you rarely get sick and don’t want anyone to worry over you

But one day the sickness gets pretty bad and you’re sneezing like every two minutes

He starts getting annoyed so he goes to your room only to find you looking like death itself

You tell him you have a horrible cold and apologize for bugging him

Saeran feels HORRIBLE about it but he doesn’t really know what to do so he just

Leaves

You know he’s an awkward lil bean so you don’t think much of it and fall asleep

When you wake up a couple hours later, there’s some food and a teddy bear holding a card saying “Get Well Soon”

SO CUTE!!1!1!!

Saeran walks in to see you eating the food he made as the teddy bear lies in your lap

He’s blushing so hard omg

“Um… Feel better, MC.”