#he's a piece of shit but he's so interesting and charismatic in a way andy milder really managed to pull of in his voice acting
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iravaid · 3 years ago
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Hey I was curious. What are some of your favorite headcanons about Lacroix?
Aw man i have too many thoughts and hcs about that little man akdhdkks
i don't know if i can pick definitive Favourites, so here are some short and fun headcanons I have, the longer ones are below the cut.
Also disclaimer these aren't set in stone lmao, I have a very scattered train of thought, and also i am Not declaring these canon nor the only interpretation of his character, I’d love to hear other people’s headcanons for that ratman
He's 5'5" 😌
He had brown eyes before his Embrace
His blood preference is amputee veterans
Bisexual with a preference for men
Has comorbid BPD and PTSD from his experiences in the Napoleonic Wars. The symptoms seemed to have been 'numbed' over time by lowered humanity and growing older, but they can flare up during times of high stress (the sarcophagus etc)
Was an unwilling Embrace, unusual for his clan. Sire was a piece of shit and sowed the seeds for about half his issues, exacerbating previously mentioned mental illnesses 
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When he was alive, he was one of those people whose hair changes colour with age and the season (and are insufferable because of it) - it was a bright, ruddy blond as a kid and darkened to that dirty blond/strawberry colour we see in the game, becoming lighter and more blond in the summer and then darker and closer to red/brown in the winter
Learned to swim in the English Channel and is a very good swimmer. Misses it; the Pacific isn’t the Atlantic, and his corpse isn’t very buoyant.
Hands are calloused and he has a couple scars from his time as a soldier - people who shake his hand for the first time often note that his hands are rougher that they thought they'd be.
Took up clay-pigeon shooting in New York as a hobby and a way to socialise. I've found there are regional variants, so he's most familiar the one with shotguns and clay disks (because that's the clay pigeon i used to use lmao).
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Was Infanterie Légère - light infantry. Has some extra points in stealth, survival, brawl, and marksmanship because of it.
Was born in 1791. Went to Saint-Cyr from ages 18-21. Served in the Patriotic War of 1812, War of the Sixth Coalition, 1813-1814, and the Hundred Days War of 1815. He's a little bit older than what the wiki says in my hc, 24 instead of 21. I read that the academy admits students around the age of 21, so we'll say both money and LaCroix ability got him in early. And there isn't much on the ages of admission in the 1800s, so who knows.
Took up smoking during the French invasion of Russia, for the nicotine and the distraction. Keeps it up through his unlife as it’s still a pretty social thing inthe 1900s etc; smoked from a pipe and then moved on to rolled cigarettes as the years progressed. Smokes clove cigarettes in 2003 with the fancy black paper annol, like a TWAT. 
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Slowly became dependant on Dominate to get what he wanted done, because so few people respect him for one reason or another. So he’ll force compliance from them because he Deserves their respect and he Needs things to be done the way he wants them done, of course. 
Has a 4 or a 5 in Dominate, a 3 in Presence, and a 2 in Fortitude. The reliance on forcing people to do what he wants them to do has caused the other two to decay and his own combat abilities to get rusty. He is Devolving As A Person <3
The last time he himself was probably actively involving in combat was the Battle of New York, and even then I imagine the Sheriff did most of the heavy lifting.
But I do feel that if push came to shove, he’d be pretty fucking dangerous with a knife. The guy is small and fast, and those kinds of fighters are NASTY. Has already stabbed you between the ribs, he is also probably screaming because this is the sexy sexy fun mental breakdown where he finally Snaps 😔
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ngl would love to see/read a redemption arc for him where he’s given some modicum of respect and help from the Anarchs or an independent group, and eventually manages to grow as a person while processing his hashtag-trauma. Of course there is a lot of Suffering that goes between, as well as a lot of back tracking, but it takes a long time to unlearn ideas and beliefs drilled into you for hundreds of years. 
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Okay here's a couple involving him and the Sheriff. Because it’s not really stated in canon what their relationship is, I can run wild with it.
Their relationship is fairly ambiguous and while it could be implied that the reason the Sheriff is the only person in Los Angeles who stands by LaCroix is because a blood bond has made him a thrall. I'm not a fan of that interpretation; I don't really want to headcanon my favourite character as a slave master, esp with the Sheriff being Laibon, traditionally from Africa, and LaCroix being European. (It's still obviously a very valid interpretation of the source material, it's just not something I think i can explore in a nuanced way). 
It's probably a bit silly and away from WoD's usual grittiness, but I like to think their dynamic is like Han and Chewbacca's; where that weird little man somehow saved the Sheriff's life and the Sheriff has nothing better to do, so may as well make sure this guy he owes a life debt to doesn't manage to get himself killed. And the Sheriff just enjoys the drama that that wretched twink accrues, it's very fun.
The Sheriff doesn't like to speak, so if he wants to communicate, it's usually through ASL, or he uses Auspex to communicate telepathically when sign doesn't really cut it for him. So LaCroix may sound like he's talking to himself, when in fact it's the Big Guy that's conversing with him on the finer points of human anatomy.
Also the Sheriff listens to audiobooks and is better read than LaCroix.
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Hell yeah, that’s what I’ve got so far. Thank you for the ask, anon! this was v fun, love talking about lacroix and other vtmb characters
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2-fast-2-curious · 7 years ago
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This Photograph is Proof You Know I Know
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Pairing: Negan x reader
Summary: You’re stuck in an unfulfilling job at the Sanctuary when Negan offers you a chance to pursue your passion
Warnings: inappropriate language because it’s Negan, a sexual situation between people of differing power dynamics (Is that a warning? Basically, Negan has sex with one of the workers at the Sanctuary), oral sex
Words: 1895
Author’s Note: This was written for @i-am-negan-trash  ‘s fic exchange. My fic partner, @jdmfanfiction wrote me this amazing piece of writing and I ended up waiting almost up until the deadline to finish mine.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I was going to name this piece after a Nickleback song until I dug into my repertoire of angsty emo music
“The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.” - Andy Warhol
It started when the Saviors found an abandoned department store. Of course, the outdoor/sporting goods section had been absolutely annihilated. There wasn’t a single item left on the shelves. But the rest of the store was perfectly intact. You guessed whoever raided the place had done so before permanent settlements had formed. Groups travelling on foot didn’t have much use for frilly lingerie or dishwashers. While the other Saviors loaded the trucks with appliances and furniture. You were stuck filling suitcases with clothes. You sighed, your job at the Sanctuary was basically to act as a personal shopper for Negan’s wives. As he put it, you were responsible for keeping his wives looking hot for him. Negan had mentioned that he might be adding a couple of new wives to the roster so you grabbed a black dress in every size you could find.
You had zipped up your last suitcase and handed it off to Laura when you spotted two men carrying a flat screen tv. “Where did you get that?”
They nodded towards the corner where you saw an electronics section. You hadn’t noticed that before which was shocking since it looked like it was the most popular section for the Negan's men. They were all helping themselves to various video game consoles and carrying armfuls of games. You rolled your eyes and walked past them to reach the only device you were interested in. You kneeled down and grabbed a camera, the fancy kind with interchangeable lenses, the kind you could've never imagined being able to afford before the world was overrun with zombies.
You had your pick of the entire photography section and you were helping yourself to as much as you could carry. Suddenly you felt a chill come over you, you felt uneasy. Having survived as long as you did before you joined the Saviors, you knew when you were being watched.
"Boo," said an intimidating but familiar voice.
You gasped, using one hand to cover your mouth and the other to playfully slap the shoulder of the culprit. “Negan! You scared me.“
Negan chuckled pleased with your reaction. “Sorry sweetcheeks, just trying to finding something other than Who's The Boss for Dwight to watch." You saw that Negan did indeed have a handful of DVDs in his hand "Do you think he’d like the first season of Siesta Key?“
You laughed "I'm sure he'll love it." You found Negan quite easy going which was something not everyone could say. Of course, you witnessed how irrational and erratic he could be as a rule. However, you actually liked spending one-on-one time with him and his dark sense of humour. Besides, your job was crucial to keeping Negan's wives happy so he knew not to rub you the wrong way.
Negan glanced over at the boxes you had clutched in your hands. "What do you have here? A camera? You know we got one of those from Alexandria."
You scoffed. "No offence Negan but this one is top of the line with all the bells of whistles"
Negan shrugged. "So what are you going to do with it?"
“Well..." The question stumped you. The answer should be obvious, take photos but what would be your subject? The land surrounding the Sanctuary wasn't anything like the bucolic fields and trails of its past "I used to love taking photos before everything happened.”
Negan noticed your puzzled expression. "Well darlin’, how would you like to use this little hobby of yours to earn your keep around here"
You raised an eyebrow, sure he had his men snag some priceless pieces from the Smithsonian but Negan wasn't exactly known to be a patron of the arts. You couldn't see him offering you points to shoot photos of wildlife for his private collection."What do you mean?"
"I mean that I'm out here doing all this rad shit and I'm thinking it's a little unfair that not everyone gets to see it." Negan grabbed a couple more DVDs. "Effective immediately, I'm putting you in charge of communications here at the Sanctuary. Dwight can take over finding shit for the wives. You just got a promotion, you are going to follow me like a shadow and let everyone know what they are missing. Any questions, darlin’?"
You bit your lip and nodded your head. When Negan offered you a chance to end your days of digging through lacey undergarments, you were going to take it.
Negan handed you back your camera. "Get that thing charged and I'll see you first thing tomorrow morning."
You became the in-house photojournalist for Negan, you accompanied him everywhere and took photos of him. You wrote a weekly newsletter which was printed and distributed around the Sanctuary and gave updates on what their fearless leader was doing. Yup, your job was basically producing propaganda for Negan. The propinquity to Negan your new job provided also meant that you developed a certain fondness for your leader. It also didn’t hurt that he was charismatic as fuck and had killer arms from carrying around Lucille.
You were on the computer adding meta tags to some of the photos you took and you couldn't help but chuckle at a couple of them. The way Simon could contort his face should make him a national treasure. You blushed when you came across a photo you took for completely selfish reasons. You moved the image of Negan stretching, the hem of his white t-shirt just above his navel exposing his happy trail, into your personal folder with the other gratuitous photos you had taken of him. You quickly switched back to looking at a relatively tame photo of Negan and some of the Saviors next to the produce they collected from the Kingdom.
Negan strolled into your office carrying a freshly cleaned Lucille. He peered over your shoulder and squinted at the computer screen. "Who's that?"
You glanced where Negan was pointing. "Darren"
"And her?"
"Melissa"
"Darlin', that's the fucking problem we have so many fucking people here I can't remember all their fucking names." It was true there had been many new additions to the Sanctuary, anyone would have a hard time keeping them straight. Negan rubbed his jaw, you could tell he was thinking up a plan. "You’re going to stay behind for the next little while. I need my personal photographer to capture portraits of every fucker here and pass them onto my men working the gates."
Instead of shadowing Negan like you usually did, you went all over the Sanctuary. One by one, you took photos of everyone, tapping them on the shoulder and pressing the button on your camera. By the end of the week, you had completed your assignment and you felt quite proud to present Negan with your album of hand labelled photos.
You couldn’t help but fidget as you watched Negan flip through the pages. You saw him nod approvingly and thought you were off the hook but it wasn't long until his brows furrowed.
"What's wrong?" You really didn't want to redo the assignment. It was quite tedious to track everyone down and have them agree to pose for a photo.
“Darlin’, we have a problem. We have photos of everyone here except for you.“
"Oh" to be honest, you hadn't considered the fact that Negan would need your photo. He already knew who you were. And almost all his men recognized you from your days shadowing Negan.
"Give me your camera, I'll do the honours." You gingerly handed your camera to Negan and prayed that he would be gentle with your baby. You sat up straight on the chaise in your office and looked directly at the camera. Having your photo taken in such formal circumstances brought you right back to picture day in school.
Negan sighed, putting down your camera before taking a proper shot. “This isn’t a fucking mugshot, look like you’re having a good time. I’ve seen people more excited staring down the shaft of Lucille.”
You laughed, the result of both Negan’s comments and your effort to look less miserable in your Sanctuary directory photo.
Negan was fiddling with your camera when a devilish smirk crossed his face. “Darlin’, I didn’t know everyone here needed to see such close-up photos of my arm.”
You smiled, your time had come, you had finally gotten caught red-handed. “Those are for my private collection.”
Negan licked his lips. “Really? Well, maybe I need to start assembling a fucking private portfolio of my own.”
Negan leaned over and brushed some of your hair out of your face. You leaned over and kissed him, you had always wondered how it would feel to be so close to Negan.
He pulled away from the kiss and trailed his finger down the sleeve of your shirt. "Come on darling, show me some skin."
You nodded, fumbling around with your top until it over your head and off your body. “Much better.” Negan groaned as he took photos of your newly exposed body on your camera.
Hearing the reaction you could incite out of Negan made initial stagefright you felt about being so exposed dissipate. In fact, his intense stare was starting to make you feel incredibly desirable. You went ahead and removed more of your clothes and even started to experiment with your poses.
You were lying completely naked on your back. When you heard the telltale sound of your camera turn itself off. It must’ve run out of power.
“Now that my private collection is completed. The real fun can begin.” Negan was sporting his usual shit-eating grin. You watched as he got on his knees and used his hands to pull your legs apart.
You spread your limbs, exposing yourself completely to the man. Negan licked his lips at the glistening wetness between your legs. “Don’t you look good enough to eat?”
He ran a finger down your slit. You shivered at the feeling of his buttery leather glove on your cunt. You whimpered. “Negan, I want you.”
Negan chuckled, removing his finger and pretending not to hear you. “What was that, darlin’?”
You arched your back trying to get closer to Negan’s digits. “I need your mouth between my legs! Please!”
Negan obliged, pressing his tongue flat against your slit, and making you scream. You tried to clamp your legs closed but Negan held them open, keeping your pussy exposed for him. His tongue worked wonders on your cunt. You felt your orgasm radiate from your core and you gave in, letting Negan see you in all your glory. You stretched yourself out on the chaise, enjoying the looseness you felt in your limbs.
You made an attempt to grab your camera from Negan’s hands in your post-orgasmic state. But you were too slow and Negan easily kept the device out of your reach. “Nuh uh, darling. Like I said these are for my private collection”
You rolled your eyes, pretending to pout. Negan smirked at your reaction, “But I’m an equal opportunist. If you never want to print the Sanctuary's own fucking version of Playgirl. You know where to find me.”
Negan pulled the memory card out of your camera and left your office, whistling as he walked down the hallway with the camera’s memory card in the pocket of his leather jacket.
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billmartinanimation · 5 years ago
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Encounters FMP week two:
My artist for “Icons” Task:
Jean Michel Basquiat:
Quote: “I don't think about art when I'm working. I try to think about life”
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Jean Michel Basquiat was an Neo-expressionist Painter from New York in the 70’s he started as an anonymous street artist under the alias SAMO meaning “Same Old Shit”.
The Samo pieces were everywhere and had less visual content but more political content featuring a quote composed in an interesting way and signed off with samo©️
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He later used his new-found attention from samo and used it to be recognised as an artist and had his work featured in a few Galleries.
This got him attention from art dealers and even Andy Warhol who took him in as an apprentice.
Basquiat went from a street urchin to having so much money he didn’t have any room to store any more but this was his down fall, Basquiat was already used to the consumption of hard drugs but then started to use it as his method of pay, he sadly overdosed on Heroin and died aged 27 making him a member of the 27 club.
Basquiats biggest achievement though is probably having one of his pieces being sold for over 100,000,000 dollars! Making it the most expensive painting sold by a US artist beating his mentor Andy Warhols record.
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I like Basquiat because he is an example of a young artist making it big in the art world in such a short space of time, his work also stands out to me because of the colour, style and historical context surrounding the work.
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Basquiat himself is very charismatic in my opinion due to his life and methods of working which makes him interesting to learn about.
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laughingpinecone · 7 years ago
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Yuletide letter
I am laughingpineapple on AO3
Aw yeah, Yuletide time again, here we go! I love all these characters and canons and, barring DNWs, I'm interested in any story about them you might already have in mind. Here's a list of ideas if you prefer to start from a prompt.
Likes: worldbuilding, slice of life (doubly so if the event the fic focuses on is canon-specific), missing moments, 5+1 and the likes, bonding and emotional support/intimacy (platonic too!!), loyalty, casefic, surrealism, established relationships, future fic, hurt/comfort or just comfort from the ample canon hurt, throwing characters into non-canon environments, banter, functional friendships/relationships between dysfunctional individuals, unexplained mysteries, bittersweet moods, journal/epistolary fic where applicable, dreams and memories and identities, and did I mention worldbuilding
Cool with: what-ifs, AUs, any tense, any pov, any rating, plotty, not plotty, IF, nerdy canon references, unrequested characters popping up
DNW: bleak endings, rape, PWP, non-canonical children, unrequested ships, canon retellings
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Ghost Trick: Jowd, Cabanela
The fandom that got me into Yuletide to begin with! I love the whole cast and their intricate connections, but Jowd and Cabs are my forever faves. I ship them dearly, and I ship them dearly with Alma when she's alive, but I'm also always interested in gen about them as long as the bond between them is central in the fic. I didn't request her because if you're down for, say, case fic with or without Sissel's help, I didn't want to make any additional characters necessary. I just want the fic to star Jowd and Cabanela but also feel free to use the whole extended family aka her, Sissel, Pigeon Man, Kamila, Lynne and/or Missile at will! Or Emma or whatever.
Cabanela has Jowd as his whole motivation, and while Jowd's family comes first for him, we know they were close and he cares for his BF(F) in his own way. I love Cabanela with his endless energy and confidence and Jowd's fatalism, their occasional role reversals (who'd have pegged Cabanela for the hard-working guy and Jowd for the one who'd swoop in and get all the merit!), their banter and trust and tacit understanding, how after five years of not talking to each other and thinking Cabanela hated him, Jowd got that watch and understood what it meant and came through for his friend. I love their tragedy and the prospect of a happier life in the new timeline, with Sissel watching over them (and chasing Cabanela's scarf which is clearly a fantastic cat toy). I love their design, their clothes and the shapes and details of their bodies, so if you ever want to indulge in physical details, not necessarily in a sexual context, stuff like a very soft hug with a majestic ticklish beard, either of their hair getting in their eyes when wet, or Jowd stepping on the damn scarf while Cabanela is hopping downstairs, please do indulge to your heart's content.
I think the game implies that Jowd, Sissel, Yomiel and Missile have their memories of the old timeline, while everyone else does not, so I'm always interested in stories set in the new present that use this imbalance – maybe Cabanela eventually gets briefed on what happened, but it's still not the same as remembering.
A story could be focused on those weird presents they reportedly gave each other – surprise me, or maybe in the new timeline Jowd gifts the framed gun to Cabanela, that missing piece of evidence that would've proven his innocence, now that Cabs doesn't need it and doesn't even know what it's for?
Or maybe it could explore a what-if scenario where Yomiel is stopped and redeemed on the Yonoa, but there is no timeline reset, and Jowd and Cabanela are left to mend what's left of their lives.
Or any slice of life plot in and around Jowd's household is always welcome. Cabanela with his unwavering loyalty and enthusiasm, and that absolute confidence that can be charming or off-putting depending on the person and situation, and Jowd and Alma allowing themselves to be on the receiving end of that much affection, and giving him a place to rest. And at least Jowd has a personality that’s sturdy enough that Cabs can bounce off it, a charismatic presence of his own with his rough humor, physical prowess, brittle emotional sphere and occasional stonewalling.
Obduction: Caroline Farley
I was sure I'd fall in love with the puzzles, I wasn't sure this brand new world would captivate me as much as D'ni ever did, and yet here I am. There's so much to explore about Hunrath's unique setup, with people coming in from more than two centuries, adapting, sharing their memories of Earth. The tree and all the questions and philosophical views that come with it, the seeds and that starry expanse at the heart of it all... and then Soria and then Maray and Kaptar, which we know so little about.
I'd like to see it all filtered through Farley's eyes because she's my fave, and also because I think her background is pretty interesting in and by itself, having been pinecone'd away from Earth when she was three years old. It makes for an interesting counterpoint to the born-and-bred Earthlings like CW with his nostalgia (for the record, I'd read platonic banter between these two for days), but she's no Hunrath native either. And the way her house got swapped into such a central position and became a hub for the community... cool stuff. And what about the mysterious deceased John Farley, who can't be her blood brother because we're told the only relative who came with her was her grandmother, who is highly unlikely to be her husband because of the way “Farley” seems to be used as her maiden name (the house she was swapped with is “Farley's house”...) and who is buried next to a man? An adopted brother maybe? What made her end her stint as a mayor so suddenly? What's a meditation with the Arai feel like, how does it change her outlook on her daily life? What weird thing happened on Hunrath one day? What’s daily routine over there? What required a team-up with dear Josef and did she think a little higher of him afterwards (I'll love Josef if Cyan won't, he wasn't the right mayor during those trying times but the man has his merits damn it)? I nominated the three main characters because they’re the only ones who get fleshed out properly but feel free to include any of the other people we see mentioned!
Twin Peaks: Albert Rosenfield [TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN SPOILERS. Final Dossier prompts to be added asap, I'd like Mark Frost to know that dropping new canon right after signups two years in a row is highly yuletidephobic)
Ships: Albert/Dale, Albert/Harry and Albert/Dale/Harry.
DNWs, mostly in the sense of topics fraught with complicated fandom opinions I wouldn't risk in an exchange: Albert/Constance and hell God baby damn no we ain't talkin about Judy.
So the story ends (or, ahem, artistically cliffhangers, as it does) with the fiery pacifist locked behind a tired, stoic mask, shooting a friend with shaky hands and taking pride in it, and not being even greeted by the man he set out to find before the asshole disappeared again. Cheers to the FBI. Needless to say, I'd like to see my favorite character find himself again, on his own or with the aid of any combination of characters of your choosing. It's never too late to shovel yourself out of the shit, Albert!
I could see him resigning on the spot (especially if Gordon and Diane also disappeared?) and staying in town to heal. Does he go to Harry, does he end up adopted by the Trumans, does he find some of his fire back by shouting at Doris and bonding with her that way, to remarkable mutual benefit? Does Frank, in all earnest and from personal experience, recommend him a hat to cover the hair loss? Or does he end up bonding with Hawk, how would their snark and general judgeyness complement each other? Does he make it to Bookhouse Boy eventually, and what kind of adventures or simple late night chats at the Bookhouse could take place then?
In a year or two or five, does Hawk find Coop like Margaret predicted, under the moon on Blue Pine mountain? How do they reconnect after so long? Do they fall in love again, as changed, tired men? I find it an interesting Albert/Harry and eventually Albert/Harry/Dale scenario, filled with bittersweet possibilities. An Albert/Dale option could be that Albert does not stay in town and Coop goes to find him, and they start again wherever Albert lives now.
Whether he resigns or not, does he keep in touch with Constance? Do they exchange punny second opinions and gallows humor in general over Skype?
He and Denise are on a first name basis, how did they bond, what's their average night out like, or what happened in the Philly office back when Gordon was still their boss that Gordon could absolutely never find out about?
Ditto Diane, it's so easy to picture them smoking together and presenting a united “fuck this and fuck you” front in the office, so what was their friendship like, how did it continue after Diane [got tulpa'd and] resigned? Onto even more painful territory, if Diane didn't disappear in pt17 or if she eventually comes back on her own, how would they rebuild their friendship? Do they come to terms with that horrible day when he shot her? Does she remember those 20 years of their friendship and therefore also dying by his hand, or does she not remember, and so he did kill 'a' Diane along with all their time together, and found another one he didn't even know he'd lost so long ago?
Tammy is pretty much his padawan, what's her apprenticeship like? I love how she's technically Gordon's protege but he's the one who takes time to talk to her and /know/ her (like the fact that she gets carsick). Does she ever get to make him talk about himself? About what this search for Coop means to him?
Did he... did he ever run into Wally by accident in any random corner of the country, and how'd that go down? Like, ignoring the Andy and Lucy connection (although I do adore Andy and Lucy), just Wally as his own very peculiar person, bumping into Albert or being involved in a case or whatever.
Ditto Jade – she's got her brand of pragmatism and of managing to come out unscathed and unflapped by supernatural nonsense, it'd be fun to bounce her off another rare sensible soul like Albert who could easily turn up in Vegas working on a blue rose case.
Much to Albert's chagrin, feel free to double down on the canon-appropriate weirdness! But also on the canon-appropriate cheese...
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