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[norri-toad]

hey hey fanart of @9617saphs ' webcomic The Lost World!! go check it out here [1] "Prologue- Part 1 // The Lost World" - PokéFarm Q (pokefarm.com) !! don't get attached to Stanly "Get Off My Pokeballs" Lost World (tm) and his Kricketot because he only shows up in the beginning and anything about him here is NOT canon!!

[deathofamemer]

gcbc! rex! newt! herm! uhhh!!

What I like about them: many boys in one lovable and charming package, they’ve got a lot of personality and it’s super neat to see a portrayal of DID that’s not some kind of serial murderer

What I dislike about them: unfortunately they’re bootlickers

Favourite moment: the interrogation!! it’s really fun to see them play off each other

Least favourite moment: i’d say the erasey but it’s a good scene even if it hurts, i’ve gotta go with scribl scowling at the start of tlm2 BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY TIME THEY’RE IN THE MOVIE WHAT THE FUC

A situation with this character that I want to see explored more: hm.... probably their dynamics with each other!! back when i got into the lego movie in 2014/15, my main thing was reading a fuckton of gcbc centric fic, i’ve always found them and their relationship with their parents and each other and the rest of the cast interesting

An interesting AU for this character: powers, ofc; also legoswap, good rebel bad rebel is fun as hell

A crossover: pogkeymon.... also while i don’t know a ton about bioshock, i like their role in that particular crossover

OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship): gcbc/emmet/benny!!

Other ships?: variants on those three! also weirdly enough mattecat made me feel for gcbc/batman and i have no idea how the fuck that happened

BROTP: the boys with each other, the boys with the Squad

NOTP: if you ship them with business or each other i am legally allowed to remove your head from your shoulders

An assortment of headcanons! uhhhhHHHHHH good cop is danny bad cop is dane, danny’s the host, they’re lowkey autistic, danny’s a sweetheart but has a dark streak, dane’s got hypervigilance issues

What I like about them: a buckwild mischievous rogue with a spaceship? with identity/abandonment issues and a need for true emotional honesty and better coping skills? who also happens to be the most extra motherfucker alive? sign me the fuck up dudes rex is fun as hell

What I dislike about them: sir your trauma was played as a joke and something to be pushed aside and i will fix this one fanfic at a time

Favourite moment: i love his entire opening scene... the music, the fact that he just punches through a meteor like it’s nothing, the zoomy shit he does with the house ship... it’s such a good way to introduce such a lively character

Least favourite moment: the back to the futuring. [lays hand on ground] you deserve better...

A situation with this character that I want to see explored more: the time between undar and the attempt in the movie!! there’s no way that the movie is the first time he’s done all of this, no chance in hell

An interesting AU for this character: [holds up king] superpower au good... but otherwise uhhhhhh geo is fun, i love @ask-rexdangerbest‘s rexdemption stuff, the medieval au we’ve been fucking around with recently is very much a delight

A crossover: pokemon!! and pacrim, rex as a jaeger pilot is what the world deserves

OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship): rex/undar benny/undar gcbc... i love our boys

Other ships?: any variant of those! spacevest and rexcop are fun too, so is dangerstyle when it’s done right

BROTP: rex and his raptors!! also rex and his lucy, they’re pals

NOTP: rex and emmet, rex and business, rex and watevra

An assortment of headcanons!: god i have so many; he’s trans and autistic and a lot more softhearted than he lets on with the things he cares about, he’s also got a bunch of tattoos that he did himself! raptor on his back, bands on his wrists, logo over his heart, tattoos for partners/loved ones, etc

What I like about them: this man is a feral scientist and a rock star and i adore him

What I dislike about them: his portrayal in the movie that shall not be named

Favourite moment: all of his scenes with herm!! i love their dynamic. also the scene just before he drifts with the kaiju brain where he’s talking into his recorder

Least favourite moment: the moment i see him in the horrid suit in uprising

A situation with this character that I want to see explored more: my soul yearns for consequences for his hubris that aren’t uprising, and also domestic shit with herm

An interesting AU for this character: kaiju newt kaiju newt!!! treason au and mutiny are also better than uprising will ever be ever

A crossover: pokemon!! also the minecraft au is fun, he’s an idiot who licked an enderpearl

OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship): newt and herm.....

Other ships?: uhhh don’t really have any? i’ve seen cute stuff with him and tendo tho

BROTP: him and tendo! also him and mako, uncle and niece

NOTP: his relationship with the precursors is not romantic. i’ll slay you. also don’t ship him with hannibal what the fuck are you DOIN

An assortment of headcanons!: uhHHHHH trans! sings in the lab! definitely has a furaffinity account!

What I like about them: he’s a stuffy math man who stole my heart

What I dislike about them: sir please stop being stubborn i know you need to be right but please

Favourite moment: “politics, poetry, promises, these are lies. numbers are as close as we get to the handwriting of god”

Least favourite moment: its hard to think of one offhand, i guess i’d have to go with just. uprising in general minus two scenes

A situation with this character that I want to see explored more: i wanna see him let himself loosen up a little bit, he deserves to become less high strung

An interesting AU for this character: aside from the same ones as newt, guardian angel au is a fun one!! and kaiju herm!! he’s a big axolotl-velvet worm thing

A crossover: pokemon and minecraft!

OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship): newt and herm!

Other ships?: uhhhh i tend to interpret him as gay but i’ve seen some pretty cute herm/newt/vanessa stuff out there

BROTP: herm and vanessa!

NOTP: uhhhh not sure, i just generally don’t like him much with anyone but newt

An assortment of headcanons!: he’s autistic and has mathematics as a special interest! also there’s a sword in his cane. he’s got general muscular weakness due to early stage multiple sclerosis, but he also fucked up his weak leg when he was younger and there’s a big surgery scar on his knee

[cynthiaandsamus]

Game Blondes Crystal Clear Nuzlocke Part 2: A Shining Chance!

“Hey I’m blonde!”

“…I’m also blonde.”

“AND WE’RE THE GAME BLONDES!!”

(Game Blondes Logo by @game-overture)

“Welcome back! So last time on Game Blondes we started our freeroam Crystal Clear Nuzlocke, our rat died in our first battle but we got a lot of other pokemon to replace it, fought a dude with a Shiny Ponyta and made our way halfway across Johto to fuck around. Now we’re gonna go check out Goldenrod since the dude with the Ponyta mentioned it and see if we can start nailing down some badges.”

“Okay so just a note about this game, seems like the trainer battles scale to your badges but the wild pokemon stay around the level they would be… considering the Hoothoot and Psyduck you caught last episode were in the early teens and you still have zero badges.” Cynthia pondered.

“So technically I could just run into a field way down the line and catch something super powerful and ram through the whole game?”

“Well theoretically, as long as you could manage to catch it and manage to live with yourself for cheesing the game that represents my life’s work and career.”

“…fine, fine. Spoilsport…” Samus huffed. “Anyway, I’m making my way down from Ecruteak to Goldenrod, getting a few levels on Danny that Gastly from this guy with four Voltorbs that can’t even touch him. Gonna see if we can find that restaurant the DOOM guy mentioned and if not I’ll see if I can get a gym badge or something. Got a few levels on everyone from all the trainers on this route and got the TM for Rollout, that’s a fun move.”

“You won’t think so later…” Cynthia snickered.

“Well we’re in Goldenrod… shit this is Whitney’s town!?”

“Yup, welcome to Rolloutville, population you.”

“Should we save this gym for last for the memes? I mean that’d be an epic final battle.”

“I’m game, anything to put off going against that crazy cow lady…” Samus grumbled as she searched the town. “Well the train’s here so I can get to Saffron and Kanto, it’d be funny if I got Sabrina for my first badge, bet it’d piss her off to get beaten by a level 10 Gastly.” She chuckled.

“I wouldn’t tease Sabrina too much, she can beat you up without touching you…”

“I’ll hold off on it for now if only because I already have a lot to explore that I’m skipping over and Saffron is ridiculously big. At least I got a bike to travel it a bit faster. Oh and an Eevee sitting on a table, lemme take that…”

“Hang on, lemme see that Eevee real quick…” Cynthia took the controls with a grin.

-10 Minutes Later-

“HOLY SHIT IT’S SHINY! How’d you do that!?” Samus gasped.

“Weren’t you paying attention to the tutorial? Shockslayer said Gift pokemon have a higher shiny rate and the game saves before you pick them up for soft resetting, so if you get a good rhymn down you can reset a lot real quick and get a shiny.”

“That is so cool! I love you Cynthia! I got a White Eevee!”

“This counts as part of your birthday present, I’m not helping you any further.”

“Fine fine.” Samus grinned, absolutely giddy with the white fluffball. “I’m gonna name you… Norman. Cause you’re Normal-type and a smart little white fluffball and we’ve been watching The Promised Neverland lately.”

“Hopefully that’s not an omen for this Nuzlocke…”

“Ah shit is this accidentally in bad taste?” Samus winced. “Well time to go Underground and explore some more of the shops and punch some of these trainers in the throat.”

“…no wonder the Pokemon League denied your application to become a trainer.”

“Well I got a coin case and it looks like this guy is blocking the path to the other hallway so I’ll leave him alone for now, I’ve been warned that some of these guys have huge teams that can wipe me out…”

“Yeah, I read there’s a level 100 Magikarp somewhere in Kanto’s early game, so be on the lookout for steamrollers…”

“Well since I got the Coin Case might as well check out the game corner…”

“Holy crap you can just buy a Master Ball if you have enough coins! And a Lucky Egg too! I definitely don’t have enough time for that but that’s really cool!”

“And you can get some pretty cool pokemon too… too bad you already have Eevee so you can’t get any more pokemon for this town…”

“That’s fine, I’m very content with my Shiny Eevee, lemme get some coins though…”

(Mun Note: Due to Standards and Practices we are not allowed to show Samus gambling in case you’re in a country that hates it)

-One Gambling Montage Later-

 “Well I doubled my coins and officially hate gambling, so  let’s go check out the Department store, I’m sure there’s some cool stuff there, only got that, the Radio Tower and the gym left so almost time to be on our way.”

“Yay! Shopping spree!”

“Oh sweet, here’s the Tradeback NPC, he can evolve my guys, I’ll have to keep that in mind when I get an Upgrade for Porygon.”

“Well there it is, you just need more money…”

“Well I’ll save up and come back, I’ll let Polly stay as she is for now, can’t have my baby growing up too fast. We don’t even have a single badge yet.”

“Damn that’s right, we’ve just been derping around for an episode and a half…”

“Well we found a bunch of TMs at the shop here, keep those in mind, damn I really am broke…  Just gonna stock up on balls, check the radio tower and get out of here before Whitney crushes me for dawdling in her town…”

“Oh wow, an Event Move Tutor, you can learn all those weird moves they give out at events, give it a try and get your pokemon some broken moves~” Cynthia giggled.

“Well Polly learned Barrier, Norman learned Growth and Hooters learned Night Shade, so that’s all cool.” Samus grinned. “Got me some custom pokemon~ Making my way up the tower got a point for the Password radio game thing,  got a Sunny Day TM and a Pink Bow, that’s perfect for Polly, now she can feel even more like a girl and power up her Normal-type moves.”

“Your Trans Porygon is really cute.”

“Give the Amulet Coin Polly was holding to Norman now and at the top of the tower is this CHAOS guy who says he’s the new director of the station and wants to battle… here goes nothing I guess.”

“He… just has a level four Delibird… that’s not very intimidating for a custom trainer for this mod.”

“You have literally no badges and have been picking up pokemon left and right, feel like you’re a bit OP for this early in the game…” Cynthia sighed.

“Well he has a Cleffa too and I got some good money from it, guess that was worth it.  And I got a Nugget, so guess that was just a money pitstop. Well that’s it for Goldenrod, couldn’t find the restaurant but time to go to the next route and catch a new pokemon…”

-A bunch of pokemon Samus has already caught later-

“Oh wow a Ditto! And right next to the Daycare too! Guess I know what this guy was there for…” Cynthia chuckled.

“FUCK it took like all my balls but I got it… why did I want this thing again?”

“Breeding?”

“Breeding!? This is a children’s game I’m not gonna make my monsters have sex, what kind of sick fucks are you trainers?”

“Well you have it now so that’s good.”

“I’ll name it “Brothel” …for obvious reasons. I really need to get some badges so these trainers stop having level like six pokemon.”

“Then pick a gym already.”

“Fine, next town we go to I’ll fight the gym there. Just getting through this forest and catching this Oddish (nicknamed Oddball).  Got the Headbutt TM so I can punch trees like this is Minecraft.”

“Ahhh a Dark Souls reference last time and Minecraft now, soon we’ll be a regular mainstream Let’s Play streamer.”

“Awww man, Bulbasaur pops up here! We could’ve caught the mun if they showed up first!”

(Sad Bulbamun noises)

“This girl says Kurt knows about the Forest Guardian, so better head into town to see what that’s about… oh neat, I don’t have to wait to get Apricorn balls, this guy in Kurt’s house sells them for money.”

“And Kurt passed you off onto Professor Oak about the Forest Guardian thing… sounds like a fetch quest to me…” Cynthia sighed.

“Might as well squash some bugs for my first gym, I mean Bugs seem like a fitting start to me.”

“I mean Bug-types aren’t the most powerful but Bugsy does the best with what he can…”

“Alright Hooters, you’re a bird, you’re in charge of the bug squishing duty.”

“Well he’s got a Scyther at least, that’s cool, but he’s still no match for Hooters!”

“Wow that was quick, you and your boob-themed owl are unstoppable.”

“Well he did poison Hooters and get her down a bit, so if I’m not careful she could faint on the way back to the gym, but I did get my first badge so hopefully stuff gets more challenging from here~ One badge down, seven to go.”

“Fifteen.”

“…what?”

“Crystal Clear has both Kanto and Johto gyms in it, there are sixteen badges, you have fifteen left.”

“…well shit, I better get cracking…”

“Looks like you got a call from the Pokemon League too, they say if you’re in Johto to visit Sprout Tower to get something cool, a “FLASHy” reward… subtle and to go pay your respects in Ilex Forest, that’s probably to do with the sidequest we stumbled on earlier.”

“Well I’m starting to move up in the world, they gotta start recognizing me! Well might as well go down to this Slowpoke Well and catch something. Ooooh there’s breakable rocks here, I’ll teach Dudette Rock Smash and break one to see if I find something cool~

“OH FUCKLE, A SHUCKLE!”

“CRAP! I killed it, it gave me an Encore so I couldn’t get out of the loop… ugh, oh well, guess there’s no use crying over spilled Shuckle. Guess that’s all I can do in the Well without Strength for now… Might as well work my way back up to Violet Town and go to Sprout Tower like the League said, even if I don’t want to go in order, getting that reward would probably be good and get me some more pokemon along the way.”

“Well you killed that Zubat too, so no new pokemon on this route either.”

“WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIE!?”

“At least you caught that Whooper (named Whoop) in Union Cave.”

“Well Whoop de doo. A few battles later and I’m back in Violet City. I didn’t wanna do these gyms in order but I guess doing Flying-types second would be fine since I’m here anyway and have the pokemon for it…I need to get more badges to increase trainer levels so I’m not too OP right away.”

“Dudette, you’re in charge, kill these birds with one stone.”

“Well you’re the same level so I guess you’re not too overleveled, you just have a serious type advantage.” Cynthia sighed.

“Well took down his Pidgey but damn, wasn’t expecting Pidgeotto to have Mud Slap, Dudette’s in the red and her accuracy has gone to shit, better switch out. Do your best Poly! Alright! Two Psybeams and Pidgeotto is down~”

“Another badge and another call from the Pokemon League.”

“This time a warning about not watering wiggling trees, so you can probably get the watering can from that girl we saw in Goldenrod, plus a message about getting Cut from the Charcoal guy in Azalea Town and a note that Professor Elm is very generous so we should probably go back to him too.”

“Okay so we’re doing pretty good for this little neck of Johto, lemme make a list real quick of our goals.

1.       Go up Sprout Tower and get the reward

2.       Go back to Professor Elm and get a reward

3.       Get Cut from the Charcoal dude

4.       Squirt Trees

5.       Talk to Professor Oak about Ilex Forest shit

6.       ???

7.       Profit

“Sounds about right to me, looks like we have a lot to do… NEXT TIME ON GAME BLONDES!”

Samus’s Journey So Far:

(Color-coding the path by episode for now, may or may not continue to do this depending on if it’s a pain in the ass when it starts getting bigger)

Samus’s Current Team: