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Joris (Crépin-)Jurgen, babygirl, 610yo man, the kindest most goofiest little guy, likely a war criminal, becoming the king regent of FUCKING BONTA while being an unaging motherfucker armed to teeth with 999999999999 cursed flaming poisoning artifacts of doom, and related to 2 very similarly murder-capable demigods who he's in an unhealthy triad of horrifying codependent familial relationships with:
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#bonta is so over#PLEASE LET JORIS BE FUCKING MORALLY DUBIOUS AND A BIT CORRUPT. PLEAK PLEALSE PEALS.#he's a hypocrite he's my wife he's the nastiest bitch he's the fucking most interesting disaster to watch unfold.#WHO LET HIM TO THE THROME. HE'S GOING TO REMOVE ALL TAXES FROM ONE SINGLE SHOP (HIS OWN)#and add like. a bit more equality. but definitely nepotism and his shop will be there too.#ro.txt#i am yet again sad there's no phone waven yet.#I'm gojngto fucking cry. e#Youtube#there are so many red flags about this. and im a fucking bull. olé.#waven spoilers#crepinposting
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