#he's 4'10 🤭

[angelofalls]

One of those "shortstack of a man" characters I created in the past

I named him Galactic Maintenance Dan (or just "Galactic Dan" for short) but I redrew him more stockier for that full shortstack man effect

[torialefay]

Naur because I always thought Chris was weak as and would be like...

'Aww, I'm 5'7 and am double his size, I could throw him over my shoulders'.

(I'm over 100 kgs btw and in one of his lives he said he weighed under 70- this was last year so it could be different but I'm close to being double his size.)

And then I saw he could lift 160 kgs and I was like...

AWWW MAYBE NAWWTTTT

Okay intrusive thoughts- but...

I think like Changbin- he would love to date a girl who's bigger than him because he'd love to show off his strength by man-handling you around and easily putting you into whatever position he wants.

Yeah- I probably can't fit into his hoodies but he'd be comfortable wearing mine.

But yeah- now I actually believe him when he said he could pin me against a wall.

did you just naur me? 😭😂😂

also, i'm from the states and have no concept of kgs... so it doesn't matter one bit to me baby i have no clue 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 but hell yeah, 100 is best bc 100%???? you literally got an A+ babe

oooo so i def could see that omg omg. like him just pinning your legs down and shit. making him feel like a big guy (even tho he's our little guy but that's beside the point).

no but like fr i feel like i've talked ab this before maybe somewhere? i feel like he does have insecurities ab his height and that it's hard for him to get bigger & stuff, so he overcompensates w trying to subtlyyyy display his more manly tendencies (like lifting the fuck out of stuff). just to prove he is a big boy lol. so i could 10000% see him being like this tbh i just had never thought ab it before.

HERES THE THING W THE HOODIES: when people write for it, they're always like "you threw his hoodie on, letting it fall over you like a dress" and i'm like bitch, who is it making a dress on?! are yall 4'10 and 20 lbs??? like our baby boy is not BIG. if you are a regular sized human, it isn't gonna be giving "dress vibes" at all.

and honestly, relate so hard. i'm 5'6 and by the time my tits are in there???? half of it is gone. ppl really do not factor tig ol bitties into this equation bc i WILL be occupying more space there sir

in conclusion, he will absolutely throw you against a wall with his thin little wrists. but he will love the fuckkkk out of it 🤭😚

[bookishforfae]

thinking about lorcan and the fact that he's supposed to be 7' tall bcs I'm only 4'10" and that has me like 🫣🤭