#he'll greedily starts hoarding me because he doesn't want any distractions

[theinheriteddutchess]

Ok, today i found out edward would he drawn to my brain. This is both hilarious and terrifying.

I literally think he won't be able to keep up.

It'll go from fascinated story, to weird grossery list, to trauma, to a parade of crushes, back to magical fantasy world, panic i didn't do my homework.

Maybe he'll do my homework, so I'll have all the peace and quiet to finish my daydream... and I'd be tied into a parasocial bond that's one-sided and unaware of.

if i wrote twilight there'd be a kid in edward's class who Zones The Fuck Out and daydreams about a story they want to write, and edward would just tune in to watch like a tv show when he's bored in class and he gets genuinely invested and eventually he's like "i know EXACTLY how they can fix this plot hole that's bothering them but how can i tell them that when they don't KNOW i'm their first beta reader"