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a-holiday-ever · 4 days ago

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To archie: do you dabble in weapons trading?

Canon

Note: It is not a good idea to buy from Archie if you are a SuperHero/Goodguy or another Villain. Your money is GONE there are no refunds and you WILL get sent something that will fail spectacularly

But what can you do? Sue? Archie will buy your house and infest it with rats before you can even try. His company is Mad with security surveillance and doubles as people who will stalk your history to see if you are allowed to have the product you paid for- or if you get a piece of garbage

@thecourtofinfestation

#smg4 au #holiday deity au #traditional art #au lore #arch peccable #wise words from arch #holiday deity au arch peccable #dr.petty #the absolute worst/pos #professional conman #but like what are you going to do #his dog will send you to the heat depth of the universe if he doesnt torture you himself #he'll buy the judges mom and send her to ohio as blackmail #you cant stop this man

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