#he'll ask me what I did on the weekend and I'll flatout be like Breathe you?
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Me, sipping tea after texting my boss for a vacation to go see my dad: Damn.. he's taking a while
Boss, popping his head into my office: I didn't know you had parents!
#when I tell you I almost Choked#corporate shenanigans#I returned from vacation to ask for another vacation... god I love being me 💀#first day in ofc this week and I'm already like hey... not gonna be here again bishesss#in his defense I refuse to talk about myself or my family here and I Despise small talk#he'll ask me what I did on the weekend and I'll flatout be like Breathe you?#Mans has 0 expectations when it comes to learning of my personal life or really anything not directly related to work#the one time I told him I have 3 grandmothers and 2 grandfathers his only response was a long blink and 'that's confusing'#and we haven't talked about familial shit since lmao
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