#he'd openly and happily say his son is a bottom because either he's confused ir because he's so high on meds he dgaf

[divinequo]

You can't tell me glam wouldn't be an ICON of a gay alley, even though he'd be a confused one-

If one of his sons came out as gay, he'd give them a welcoming basket with violets, RuPaul DVD, and fucking laxatives, He'd 100% dress up as a chick and do drag for Dee's mlp fantasies as a little kid without even knowing what tf highlighter is, he'd go to a gay bar and get the spare condoms that the one himbo gave him, in his pocket, and throw on the ground like its fucking confetti, he'd buy his BI wife a "I love women" shirt for shits and giggles, he is the embodiment of confused alley, "he's lost but he got the right spirit" energy we neeeeddd

AND I REFUSE TO THINK OTHERWISE