#he'd get new ultrasound equipment or some shit like that and get you pregnant so he can test it out on you

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Harper the type of mf to knock you up because he’s curious what you’d look like pregnant

oh god for real tho,,

he'd be so creepy about it too, wanting to see how you grow each week (even if there's no visible progress, still gotta record it), feeling your bump with his cold hands,, watching you shiver at his touch,,,

i haven't played the pregnancy content yet so I don't know how it goes exactly but I do remember that they like,, smear some kind of gel on you for it? so now I'm just imagining Harper taking his time feeling you up while applying it + the ultrasound itself

he'd also love to monitor your behaviors due to all the hormone changes, especially your libido

+ extra thought but Harper would make so many subtle yet inappropriate comments upon seeing you if your baby bump is showing, shit that seems normal at the time but makes you go "wait what the fuck..?" as you leave the hospital