#he’s so gross :

[kwyw]

No way on earth she’s attracted to this douchebag with an ego that barely fits into that stadium.

[scrambldmeg]

blue eye samurai spoilers!!

there is something so sinister about the way fowler told mizu “your bones break like a woman’s” like it literally made my stomach churn

[buggee22]

back at it again with snipers and soldiers

[carrion-corvus]

Wait what would happen if Mike bit someone wouldn't they turn into a zombie????/j

Walking anywhere near that man would probably kill you he has so many diseases

[n1blakelover]

rewatching rwby and im at herb’s introduction and bro freaks me out so much

[leafsleafsleafsstuff]

EW Corey Perry on my screen…

[iwanthermidnightz]

I love Gigi 🖤

[j3rmluvr]

nngh

[lucifurr030]

My fucking cat

[venusandsaturnsrings]

AJDNGEKV LOVE YOUR CHILDE INCEL AU CAN WE HAVE A PART 2??? for some reason I see reader getting pregnant-

hehe i’m glad everyone loved him just as much as i do <33 stinky boy <333

i actually have a solid amount of free time this week!! so i’ll start up something bigger today and mayybbbeeee have it posted this evening if the inspiration juices keep flowing the way they are now

i have the filthiest thoughts about this man so i’m debating doing a full series on him if the people want it??? gross college au childe and readers journeys up until and thru their relationship… mmmm yummy

he’d absolutely get his lil darling pregnant over and over if he could!! he’s 100% the possessive type tho and i have a hard time imagining him having totally healthy thoughts while his wife’s attention isn’t fully his… and i don’t think the people want me to get overwhelmingly grim with this version of childe so i’ll have to work around that… i do however have the Need to write yandere childe g0re so perhaps i’ll make something really fucked up and just post it to ao3 instead of here… BUT assuming i can find a work around for his nasty nasty gross behaviours i 1000% want to write him knocking up reader for real hehe. it might be separate from the main au im painstakingly crafting with my two lil paws bc that would be a million times easier

TLDR; childe is gross, i will make something where he gets reader pregnant, and i’ll also make the most horrible degenerate g0re p0rn and post it to ao3 at some point :D

anyways, we’ll take it to a poll thru the comments or asks or messages: who wants me to make incel childe a real series with actual plot?

[jules-slayer-of-the-vampyres]

Yikes Leo DiCaprio dating GiGi Hadid. Bro she’s 🤢 twenty 🤢 seven 🤮 that’s so old. Get out of there stay safe Leo.

[voidpill-aa]

2d has picked his nose w his tongue on at least two separate occasions .

[ivyloveheart]

Anyway I’ve finally gotten into DHMIS the other day. Watched the original series, but I haven’t gotten to the new one yet.

[xekstrin]

One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

[cuckette]

Sorry to nag but did you get my second Heisenberg ask? :3

-⭐️

I didn’t babe omg sorry I love Heisenberg..

[pileoflove]

actually why does grandpa texas chainsaw look like matt smith