#he’s just like ��haha lol intestines look kinda funny when they’re not in your body. :3 wait… d’ya think they’re still INtestines???’

[moyazaika]

dean is the type of guy to take you out on a movie date except the movie is a surprise and you think you're about to watch something romantic but he actually got u tickets for the most disgusting vomit inducing gory horror movie of the decade just to mess with you if you're squeamish.... and he thinks it's hilarious

first date with this cute guy and he buys you a big bucket of warm, buttery popcorn and some choc tops, and you’ve got your 3D glasses on, and you turn to him because you just can’t help but wonder—and he hums when you start with a “hey dean?” that ventures towards the inevitable question; “what movie are we watching?”

“don’t you worry, honey bunny.” he grins easily, reaches out for the cool bottle of lemonade besides your seat, in the cup holder furthest from him; “i picked out something that’ll be fun for the both of us.” it’s strange, considering he has his own drink, and there’s only one straw in yours, but all you’re thinking about is how lucky you are that such a considerate guy likes you. <3

you settle down when the lights dim and the excited murmur in the cinema quells to a nervous sort of silence. anticipation, maybe. dean reaches out to squeeze your hand when the film starts, and you’re glad he chooses not to let it go when the title flashes across the screen in big red letters.

EVIL DEAD RISE