#he was that liz taylor clip where she's like 'MARRIED????? NoooOOOOOO.'

[joons]

i'm sorry, i've just been reading some elvis stories that ~I FIND~ very funny. from kathy westmoreland's book:

Afterwards, just before the second and final show as I was waiting in the wings to go onstage, Elvis surprised me as he jumped loudly to my right. I jumped backwards and just missed hitting a light/curtain control box. He stood in white with his arms stretched wide open, his legs wide apart and a huge grin that was phony on purpose, as if he were making fun of something. "Well ... are you ready to have an affair with a married man?"

he was so sick to death of being married, lmaoooo