#he was just born fucking purple there's no reason ffor that he's just a fucking eggplant
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ill give it to dsaf 3 tho making the fact that dave is fucking purple a major part of his fucking backstory is the funniest fucking thing they'd have done. No one wanted to adopt a fuckign ourple kid.
#luly talks#like jack is like. he wears makeup#and youd think he'd pick a better fucking color but hey its fine you have mfs like trump doing it too so whatever#orange is pretty close to a pale skintone i fucking Guess#but dave is just fucking purple#he was just born fucking purple there's no reason ffor that he's just a fucking eggplant#its so fucking funny like wtf.#like even fucking henry is fairer pink is a pretty normal skintone#hes purplish pink but whatever. still in the range of. expected#but dave is just ourple. ayo why he ourple ๐ <- the parents visiting the orphanage seeing his ridiculous ass
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