#he thinks he's funny !

[wejustvibing]

[bunnymauk]

I saw this crop top advertised and knew what I had to do

[voxtek-time]

Mini open starter!

"Sharing a cheese-board with Vark, call that shark-uterie."

[millennialcowbcys]

Going to the doc in the morning to see if I can stop looking like a pirate. Ahoy, matey!

[imagibunny]

i haven't talked about him in a hot minute but i need you guys to understand dyl has a phone case that's the aroace flag

anytime someone tries to hit on him he holds his phone out like a cruifix

[soldiersscream]

Erwin has a 'cut here' tattoo around his stump

[ofeden]

@mythous said ❝ it must be so exhausting being you, can’t you just enjoy yourself for once ? ❞ jae @ niko :)

EXASPERATION  THREATENS  STONE  COLD  FEATURES  ,  near  grey  eyes  settle  upon  his  .  what  sort  of  questions  is  that  ?  he  wants  to  ask  ,  but  doesn’t  .  niko  knows  exactly  where  jae  is  going  with  this  ,  but  also  doesn’t  have  much  patience  to  argue  .  ❛      sorry  ,  i  prefer  to  take  the  situation  we’re  in  a  little  bit  more  seriously  than  you  do  .      ❜  he  doesn’t  snap  the  words  ,  not  necessarily  ,  but  there  is  a  heat  to  them  ,  as  if  impatience  had  become  clear  .   what  other  option  did  he  have  ,  after  all  .  there  ,  as  much  as  he  hates  to  admit  it  ,  people  dependent  on  him  —  people  far  less  capable  of  surviving  on  this  side  of  the  walls  than  he  is  .  if  he  starts  to  go  on  and  enjoy  himself  ?  that’s  when  mistakes  are  made  .  regardless  of  all  this  ,  though  ,  he  offers  a  crack  in  his  expression  that  is  intended  to  form  into  a  smile  ,  ❛    besides  isn’t  that  part  of  why  you’re  here  ?  someone  would  argue  that  you’re  the  comic  relief,  you  know  .  –  but  i  guess  if  you’re  so  inclined  we  can  leave  that  all  to  coyle  .  up  to  you  .      ❜

[our-flag-means-were-gay]

Please watch this psa about how the over sexualization of accents affects real people 😔

[fxtxdsxuls]

Closed Starter for Lucerys Velaryon ( @gldnchiilds​ )

After his shift at the tavern ended, Aegon decided to head home and call it a night. Being home alone with his thoughts wasn’t exactly his favorite thing to do, but it wasn’t like he had a choice. He had already been picking up extra shifts at the tavern to keep himself distracted, but he knew he couldn’t keep doing that, or the lack of rest and sleep would drive him crazy. Aegon stopped by the grocery store to get some beer and food when he spotted a familiar face. He frowned, could it really be him? Well, he shouldn’t be surprised, the blacks were never far away from each other. “Nephew? Look at you, all grown up now.” A smirk spread across his lips. “Still looking strong though, I see.” 

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[hexjulia]

i don't even know what to say. Apparently my brother has been sending doja cat (singer) recipe links as instagram dms for literal YEARS now because he doesn't know an easy way to bookmark them in the app. Which led to an attempt to save recipes by just linking them to celebrities who he assumes aren't checking their dms anyways. this lifehack got him blocked by mac demarco and lorde however. Doja never blocked or responded so he just continued to use her inbox to save insta recipes. FOR YEARS.

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[lightbringer-morningstar]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

i redrew that one bumblebee and optimus hugging gif in their transformers one designs...

holding my stupid son like a subway sandwich because hes subway sandwich shaped

[doctorsiren]

Gravity Falls AU where everything is exactly the same except Bill’s parents are alive and well, and they’re just so proud of their chaotic dream demon son

[shhhhimwatchingthis]

My favourite underrated thing about Louis de Point du Lac is that he truly is the least curious vampire to ever be made and he does not give fuck about vampires despite being one.

Its Claudia who goes to libraries, reads the folklore, tries to learn as much as she can and pushes Lestat for answers about who made him and where the others are. Claudia says Vampire Pride and Louis says hmmm Vampire Tolerance.

And Louis...truly does not care about vampire history,law, culture. He's never even thought to ask. There are vampire laws?...ok...Lestat never cared about them and he's not going to either, lol. He's broken a few and he will continue to do so. Oh you have a coven? he's not gonna join it, he's gonna do his own thing. but good for you good for you.

the 500+ year old Coven Leader, he's gonna call Louis, Maitre, actually.

He has fire powers? thats kinda cool. he'll learn that but only cause it lets him vent his feelings about Lestat.

Lestat and Armand say the name of the vampire queen in front of him and Lestat straight up says, "Louis has no idea who that is" and do you think Louis cares, outside of the fact that for some reason it means he can't kill Lestat? No! Do you think in the 77 years he's been with Armand he ever took 5 minutes to ask a follow up question? No!

Do you think he will care about Akasha in season 3? Doubt it! Outside of her obsession with Lestat, who is the only person left on the planet he seems to be able to filter Caring About This Shit through

He blatantly breaks the 3rd law and publishes a book about being a vampire and when the other vampires get pissed not only does he not apologise he literally sends them his location and says 'you wanna fight? lmao don't miss'

I love him. Daniel Molloy is gonna need to bring his A game because Louis will not be solving a single mystery next season, nor would it even occur to him to try.