#he secretly wears funky cat socks when he's on duty too

[my-timing-is-digital]

You have been gifted one (1) ceramic cat statue for your activation day.

Appreciatively, Data takes the ceramic cat statue, expresses his gratitude for the intriguing gift, and crosses his personal quarters to show the decorative cat statue to Spot.

'Spot. Spot,' he says softly, walking around his workstation and crouching down behind it, to disturb a peacefully snoozing feline. 'Look, Spot. This ceramic cat statue bears a slight resemblance to you!' he adds, introducing her to the artistically constructed cat. 'Do you like it? If so, I would appreciate it if you could not decimate it like you did my vase and potted plants.'

Spot just stares at him. Not a single thought behind her eyes.