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themechaneer · 4 years ago

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if I pimped Joel out to a dating service

date with Joel. date fee: $1.99 customer comments: "It wasn't that great of a date but they're hot so its fine. (Male in 30s)"

Tagged by: @artivexed thank you bby <3 !! (you have no idea how much I needed a laugh today and this was just the ticket XDD) Tagging: @trcstfunded , @celestieu , @thunderbringer , @iidolum , @goldenmasked , @shearise , @phantomdream , @gunsway , @bashcd , @talzjan , @deathmarked , @lethalhacks , and + anyone who sees this and needs a giggle or wants to do it!!

#IM FUCKING CRYING ITS TOO REAL XDDD #‟ let’s tell the truth just for once ” || headcanons #confirmed gais Joel is a cheap-ass date!#mostly because ummm the man DOESNT DATE #he doesn't like it ok not the rituals surrounding it the expectations surrounding it #he just thinks they're stupid and is more keen on just cutting through the bullshit of it all #he's not interested in it ok he doesnt date. he has r e l a t i o n s h i p s #and if he's interested in having one with someone he'll ask them to give him their time in some way they both enjoy and without #all the needless crap that comes attached to calling it a 'date' especially if he's not sure #what his interst is in them just yet or what he sees it becoming #and if forced into one--- I mean apparently you can buy him as a date but that doesn't mean I can force him to be a good one or a good time #or really anything for that matter (he's DIFFICULT ok)

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