#he just doens't get along with kids! and that's okay

[underqualified-human]

Have some serious writer's block rn but I read some fics about Yuu having their younger sibling with them in Twisted Wonderland and now I'm imagining that but the kid is an absolute menace.

Yuu leaves them alone for a few minutes while they go do something. The kid is minding their own business, doodling on a piece of scrap paper when suddenly all these random suitors approach them to get in Yuu's good graces. Then the kid just tears into them. Like - they point to each one while dishing out insults like a philanthropist.

"You're too uptight, you're basically a teacher ."

"You're annoying and the only reason they spend time with you is because you're rich."

"You look like you're going to sell them a used car that breaks down after two weeks."

"Your hair probably gets everywhere."

"You're full of yourself and probably won't even let them talk."

"You can't even speak to them in person."

"You're too tall to hug comfortably."

And when Yuu comes back and somebody tries to tell them, the kid pulls out the waterworks because "The mean lion is being rude to me!"

The first years and Grimm are the only ones safe from them. (Mostly because a) Cute cat and b) The first years are the only ones that haven't made an obvious move on Yuu that the kid can pick up on at least)

[microwave-imagines]

Okay so the dumbass is Fumetsua nd her quirk is Gem frame. Aka her body is made is made from gemstones. Kinda like Kiris quirk but she looks like a gem all the time. While she doesn't need to really eat or sleep because, well, she basically a sentient gemstone, she can still be broken. And after the interships she calls Aizawa and is like "heeey Mr. Aizawa, I miiight have lost an arm" and he's like "what" "I dunno but my arm sure is doing a lot of not being attached to my body right now!" And when she looses her arm it's like "huh, didn't know that could happen" while King Orca is just freaking out and she's like "hey hey it could grow back! Maybe.... possibly, honestly I have no idea this hasn't happened before" and at some point Kami is like "wow... this is like the worst career path for you if you can just get crushed like that" but shes like "nah I think the worst would be construction because if anything falls on me I'm dead, buuut I suppose so would most other people be"

And the other, Rifuto isn't a hero at all despite his pretty amazing quirk. He can basically pop any fictional character into existance. Like. Any of em. He doens't have control over them but he can just pull them out of rifts he creates. But despite this ability he doesn't fight villains with it. Instead he runs a little coffee shop with some of them, and the characters change daily. The limit is that he can only open two rifts in a day. But, besides his job in the cafe he visits childrens hospitals and orphanages during weekends when his shop is closed, and as you can guess he opens rifts so the kids can meet their favorite cartoon characters, he also takes special requests from kids who might not make it and give them the opportinity to meet their favorite character. He also does this with adults, and visits adults hospitals too, along with elder homes. I mean, who wouldn't feel a little better after a yellow little bear calles Funshine hugged you?

Wait i love them

[rainywritingsx]

Okay so the dumbass is Fumetsua and her quirk is Granulite Frame. Aka her body is made is made from granulite. Kinda like Kiris quirk but she looks like a granulite all the time. While she doesn't need to really eat or sleep because, well, she basically a sentient gemstone, she can still be broken. And after the interships she calls Aizawa and is like "heeey Mr. Aizawa, I miiight have lost an arm" and he's like "what" "I dunno but my arm sure is doing a lot of not being attached to my body right now!" And when she looses her arm it's like "huh, didn't know that could happen" while King Orca is just freaking out and she's like "hey hey it could grow back! Maybe.... possibly, honestly I have no idea this hasn't happened before" and at some point Kami is like "wow... this is like the worst career path for you if you can just get crushed like that" but shes like "nah I think the worst would be construction because if anything falls on me I'm dead, buuut I suppose so would most other people be" also makes a joke about how she used to be a rock that gained sentiense but... it isn't a joke. She legit is a rock that just one day decided to be alive. Kinda like Mr. Edgy Bird. Later she figures out she needs to eat rocks to get her limbs back.

And the other, Rifuto isn't a hero at all despite his pretty amazing quirk. He can basically pop any fictional character into existance. Like. Any of em. He doens't have control over them but he can just pull them out of rifts he creates. But despite this ability he doesn't fight villains with it. Instead he runs a little coffee shop with some of them, and the characters change daily. The limit is that he can only open two rifts in a day. But, besides his job in the cafe he visits childrens hospitals and orphanages during weekends when his shop is closed, and as you can guess he opens rifts so the kids can meet their favorite cartoon characters, he also takes special requests from kids who might not make it and give them the opportinity to meet and spent a day with their favorite character. He also does this with adults, and visits adults hospitals too, along with elder homes. I mean, who wouldn't feel a little better after a yellow little bear called Funshine hugged you?

Also there definately was a kid who wanted to meet Optimus Prime and whoo boi that was a fun day. He was a swell dude but also like 50 feet tall so he was a lil hard to fit anywhere.

Didn’t reply to this yesterday bc I was hella sleepy BUT IM HERE NOW :D

A ROCK THAT ONE DAY DECIDED TO BE ALIVEJFJDJDJ I LIKE FUMETSUA

BYEEEE I LOVE RIFUTO OMGJDJSJX