#he has major go away heat for me. i legit cant even imagine he does something good enough to deserve this fervor

[cheesebearger]

i am legitimately bothered by how many people love the ghoul

he does not deserve his cowboy hat. you think he deserves to be a ghoul cowboy? you think raul alfonso tejada deserves to share space with that jackass?

there is only one ghoul cowboy. all others perish. get lost walter goggins. give me your cowboy hat

[sheerfreesia007]

Cosmos

Title: Cosmos

Fandom: Kingsman

Pairing: Agent Whiskey x Reader

Author: @sheerfreesia007​​

Words: 2,077

Warnings: Cursing, Oral (female receiving), soft sex,

Permanent Tag List: @paintballkid711​, @fioccodineveautunnale​, @phoenixhalliwell​, @synystersilenceinblacknwhite​

Author Notes: This Request: how about Whiskey takes reader on a romantic evening horseback ride with a picnic under the stars. They get to kissing and...SMUT! (You know what to do!!) Super super sweet request and this is what my dirty gutter brain comes up with! I hope you enjoy lovely! Thank you for the request! Song inspiration: “Only” - Imagine Dragons. Feedback is always appreciated! Happy Thirsty Thursday!

Gif Credit: Google

         The sun was slowly creeping in the early evening sky. THe sound of crickets and cicadas rose in the air around you and you couldn’t hide the smile that formed on your lips. Your mare was steady in her footing underneath you and you looked over to Jack who was riding next to you on his stallion. The companionable silence between the two of you was comforting and familiar. You had been best friends with Jack since you were kids, the two of you growing up together side by side.

         You had known that this was coming, you could see it from a mile away. Jack was going away for some sort of training for a job that he couldn’t tell you much about. You had your suspicions because Jack couldn’t ever really keep anything from you. You were too close for secrets to stay secrets. But you would respect it and wouldn’t ask questions. Eagerly accepting the little information he could give you. So with knowing that you could see this goodbye coming from a mile out.

         “So where are we going?” you ask with a smile gracing your lips.

         “Not much farther just up on that hill.” Jack answered pointing over to the hill in front of you. You nod your head and the two of you fall into an easy quiet again. It suddenly feels a little too much and your lungs are sucking in air as your heart thuds in your chest. Sadness tries to claw at your body but you successfully beat it back into submission, not wanting to ruin the time you have with him.

         When the two of you come to the bottom of the hill you dismount and Jack unties a picnic basket from his saddle. He takes your hand in his and you both begin walking up the hill together. Once at the top Jack sets the basket down and tugs you into his arms for a tight hug. Sadness tries to claw at the edges of your body again and you gasp out trying not to let it in.

         “Why does this goodbye feel like it’s gonna be forever?” you grumble out against his neck where your head had naturally fallen. Jack pulls away and cups your face tenderly as he stares into your eyes.

         “Because it could be.” he says honestly. “It’s a dangerous job. But I’m gonna do everything in my power to come back to you.” You stare into his eyes and feel your world has come to a stand still and this moment that you’re locked in with this man is so much more.

         You surge forward and capture his lips with yours. The kiss is heated and loving all within the same breath. You’re both pouring all your love into the kiss and it’s starting to consume you. Pulling away you gasp for air and feel Jack’s fingers dig into the skin under your jaw slightly. “Don’t cry sweetheart. Please don’t cry.”

         “Then you have to come back to me.” you answer as you look up at him. “Because I don’t think I’d survive without you. Besides I wanna do more of that.”

         “Yes ma’am.” he coos softly at you with a wicked grin. “I’ve dreamt of doing that and more.” he whispers to you and you smile softly.

         “Me too Jack.”

           You’re both laying on the blanket, you’re on your back while Jack is laying on his side wrapped around you. His head is resting in the crook of your neck as his arm is sling lazily over your lower stomach where his hand traces lazy patterns into your skin under your shirt. A lantern is set close to the picnic basket so that it's far enough away so that you can see the night sky clearly but close enough that it casts a soft glow around you and Jack. You’re staring up at the night sky after having homemade sandwiches as a picnic and cold pop. The perfect combination after a hot summer day.

         Stars cover the expanse of the dark cosmos and you take in a comforting breath. Your eyes are darting from one constellation to the next easily identifying all of them. Space was your niche and stars were a passion of yours. You flinch slightly when you feel Jack nuzzle his nose behind your ear.

         “Tell me about your stars, sweetheart.” he whispers into your ear and you smile widely.

         “Well we’re in the southern celestial hemisphere also known as the southern sky.” you begin to tell him and feel his grin against your skin as he nips you with his teeth. You jerk away from him but he tugs you right back where you were.

         “Seems legit.” he quips to you and you burst out in amused laughter. You feel him begin to press feather light kisses against your skin and your whole body shivers. Desire and lust begin to pool in the pit of your stomach and you forget what you were talking about. Jack moves so that he’s hovering over you and ghosting his lips across your neck before traveling down. “The stars sweetheart. Tell me about the stars.” he reminds you and you shake your head trying to clear the fog from it.

         “Right the stars.” you say more to yourself but Jack hears you and responds with a soft chuckle. Just as you’re about to begin talking about your stars again Jack is sliding your shirt up your torso and quickly tugs it over your face covering it for a minute. “What are you doing?” your question is muffled under your shirt. When it’s removed you stare up at a smirking Jack.

         “Let’s play a little game.” he suggests and you feel your body flush with desire at the look in his eyes.

         “What kind of game?” you pant out softly as his fingers dance up and down your sides and he grins wickedly up at you. He slides his arms around your back and quickly unclasps before he’s tugging it down off your shoulders. You shiver in the night air that flutters around your naked breasts and you look down at him expectantly. Jack groaned lowly as his eyes danced across your chest and his lips twitched as if they wanted to be pressed to your skin.

         “Name all the constellations and stars you see above as I eat you out.” he says so suddenly that your body arcs up against his in shock as you gasp.

         “Jack.” you say sternly and he stares up at you with a raised eyebrow. “Fuck.” you whisper as you lower your body back to the blanket. His chuckle rings out in the air as his fingers slip your pants button out of it’s hole and then slide your zipper down. He’s soon tugging your jeans and panties down your legs and setting them both aside so that you’re now completely naked before him.

         “Well don’t you make a pretty picture now?” he asks rhetorically and you watch as he settles himself between your legs. “You can begin at any time sweetheart.” he taunts you and your eyes quickly dart up to the sky above you.

         “Arigua.” you begin to list off thinking that this should be easy for you. But your body jolts when you feel Jack’s hands press at your knees and spread them around his shoulders. His hands slid up your thighs and grip there for a moment.

         “God gave you such a pretty pussy.” he husks out and you’re gasping at his words, forgetting the english language suddenly.

         “Cae-Caelum” you name with a slight stutter knowing that he’s just staring at your naked sex. “Camelopardalis.” you state confidently when a whine rises from your throat as you feel Jack’s thumbs part your lips and he blows a soft breath against your entrance. “Fuck!” you hiss out and feel yourself grow wetter at his attention.

         “Keep going sweetheart.” he says softly nipping at your thigh.

         “Canis Major.” you do as he says and suddenly his wet warm tongue comes and licks a wide stripe up from your entrance to your clit and swirls there in one, two, three circles. Your body is arcing up and your hands come to card through his hair dragging him closer to you. “Canis Minor.”

         Jack chuckles softly against you and the vibrations against your core are so satisfying and driving you higher and closer to your orgasm that’s been building. His mouth closes over your outer lips and sucks harshly making you gasp. “Carina. Columbia.” you pant out and cant your hips upwards towards him. His tongue swipes between your lips and you’re mewling underneath him as his tongue flicks over your clit repeatedly. “Dorado. Eridanus. Fornax. Fuck Jack!” 

         “Keep going.” he demands lowly and your body clenches at the solemn threat. Your breath is rushing in and out of you at a rapid pace and you can’t seem to get enough oxygen to your brain but you continue on.

         “Gemini, horolgium, hydrus, lepus.” you name off quickly and slam a hand down onto the blanket. Your body is on fire as his tongue enters you and your feet plant firmly on the ground as your other hand tries to drag him closer to you. You need to reach your release or you’re going to go insane. “Mensa, monoceros, orion, pictor, puppis.” 

         “How many are left?” he asks when he separates from you and you cry out in anguish. You’re so damn close.

         “Four.” you pant out harshly.

         “Go slowly and you’ll get what you want.” he instructs you and you nod your head rapidly. He ducks back down and you arc your body up as his finger begins to circle your clit slowly and his tongue enters you once again.

         “Reticulum.” you gasp out as his tongue curls against your walls and twists. You’re at the brink and ready to fall off. “Taurus.” His finger begins to draw letters against your clit and your head is thrashing against the blanket. “Vela.” Your legs are shaking when he begins to suck the slick from your core into his mouth. You’re right there and can feel the wave of pleasure rushing towards you. “Volans.” 

         A scream escapes your mouth as soon as the last constellation is spoken to cosmos. Your orgasm is drowning you in pleasure and you’re swept aside in the pleasure. Your body is shaking and jerking as wave after wave of utter bliss drags you under. Your body pulls tightly and arcs up as your head is thrown back and a gasp is torn from your throat.

         “Good girl.” Jack coos to you softly and you turn your head to see him lying next to you now watching you come down from your high.

         “Good lord Jack.” you gasp out.

         “I know sweetheart. I know.” he answers softly. His smile is wide and loving as he brushes your hair back away from your face. “I wanna make you feel like you’re floating up there with them.” he whispers out to you as his eyes dart up to the stars. “Can I?”

         “Please.” you gasp out. His clothes seem to melt off his body and his naked body is sliding over yours as his hips nestle in between your splayed thighs. His mouth dips down to suck a pert nipple into his mouth and you arc under him giving your body over to his ministrations. He pulls back with a harsh pop and you shiver under him. His hands slide up your body to clasp your hands together intertwining your fingers and guiding your arms up above your head. His face is hovering over yours and you see the love reflected in his eyes in the lantern light.

         “I love you. Have since we were little. You are my whole world, my sun, my moon, my stars. I promise I will be back in your arms and when I am I’m gonna change that last name of yours.” he promises to you as his hips dip and he notches himself into your core. There are tears in your eyes at his words and as he slowly slides home inside of you they slip down from your eyes over your cheeks. 

         “I love you. I love you. I love you.” you chant softly as your hips meet his in a slow sinful loving dance under the stars. You may be his world but he’s your cosmos.