#he has a lot of annoying backseaters so watch out for that. just dont read the chat ever

[iconicdumbass]

Hiii Sharon, I’m sorry I’m annoying af but I was wondering if you could say some tips on how to approach a Pisces man. Gracias reina 💘

Okay, I’m back! Sorry it took a few hours, I got a lil carried away 😂

If you’re looking for a “manly man”, he is not the one for you sis. He is a feeler. He is so in touch with his emotions, and can read others like a book. A Pisces man is an emotional roller coaster, he experiences moods faster than I can chug a bottle of whiskey ‍and sis, that’s REAL quick.On one hand he can be a lil moody, but he will understand you like no other man. He’s not one of those guys who accept “I’m fine” as an answer when he asks if you’re okay, he will persist until he knows what’s wrong and he will (most likely) try and rectify the situation.

Being that he’s in touch with his feelings, he will NEVER make you feel like your feelings are invalid. He will encourage you to find a healthy outlet for all the negative feelings. He will be very easy to talk to. You can tell him anything, he’ll never tell your secrets, and you can expect long assphone conversations w this man (I’m talking HOURS sis, so get you a drink and a snack! I recommend a Diet Coke and Skinny Pop Original! 😉 )

He’s not just going to be a Lover, he’ll become your best friend. He will put himself out there (depending on the rest of his Chart!) when it comes to opening up to you.

He’ll probs have a VERY hard time saying no because in general Pisces’ tend to avoid conflict, so if he seems upset try to take some time to think about what could be bothering him. Don’t be afraid to ask him “Hey, how are you feeling? Is something bothering you?” I guarantee you he will highly Appreciate this! He’s probably going to be a homebody so expect date night to be a cozy night in :) He’s very sentimental so, (if y’all are both of legal age to buy alcohol) buy a nice bottle of wine and drink it as y’all watch a movie. Save the cork and tell him that “It’s a momento of our beautiful evening together”.Bc he’s a water sign, he’ll more likely than not LOVE affection. He’ll love hand holding, cuddling, and hugs! Whatever you do, DO NOT take this man for granted!He’s going to put in a lot of effort in a relationship with you, HOWEVER he does/will expect the same from you.Try not to take advantage of his kind nature bc once he love you there’s NOTHING that he won’t do for you(It’s actually super sweet and I cry 😩)

How To Know If A Pisces Man is being a Fuck Boy!!!

If he always just “happens to forget” important things, he’s being a hoe. When he leaves out huge holes in any story he tells you, he’s doing it on purpose I GUARANTEE you this isn’t by mistake.

How To Know If a Pisces is into you!!!

These are a few signs that a Pisces man is tryna get allllllll up in your guts 🙃

He’ll go places he knows he has a chance of “randomly” bumping into you.Do you go to a specific Starbucks everyday before class? And do you so happen to see him there all the time? This is no coincidence. They’re such sentimental lil shits that they’re probs doing this so they can tell your kids the story of “How I met your mother” 😂

They have no fucking boundaries.They will open up to you as if they’ve known you all their life. They’ll tell you anything and everything. And you’ll be like “Damn. Homie is hella deep :’)))”

How to Attract Your Pisces Man!!!

You’re finna need to make the first move sis, sorry.Having a fear of rejection is one of Pisces’ biggest downfall (imo). So, you’re gonna need to make the first move so he KNOWS you’re interested in him.(In general) you’ll need to take the “lead” in this relationship. You’re gonna be the one making most if not all of the decisions. He won’t mind taking the backseat.

Pisces values Loyalty, Kindness, Affection, Compassion, and Authentic Love.

Do’s and Dont’s for your first date:

Do’s:

Be curious, considerate, supportive, be kind to waiters, be open to new ideas, listen to them, and really engage in conversation w them and try to give your opinion without making it seem like they’re “wrong” about something.Also, show appreciation for life (animals, children, the elderly)

Dont’s:

Do NOT rush them, don’t be mean, don’t be too materialistic, don’t be critical, don’t force them into commitments, don’t make assumptions about them.

What it’s like to date a Pisces Man!!!

Lots of ups and downs.He’s gonna have mood swings and he’s finna bring you along for the ride sis! Being a “feeler” he’s more likely to suffer from anxiety and depression.

Needy as fuuuuuuck.Pisces men are in love with love. They’re the type to want to constantly be around their significant other. He’s the type that needs constant attention and reassurance. He needs to KNOW that you love him.He doesn’t like “space” he likes to have his significant other by their side as they ride the waves of his constantly changing emotions.

Whatever you do, DO NOT GIVE HIM THE SILENT TREATMENT. He’ll interpret it as you not caring, he would rather talk things out (not argue tho).

He needs to know “where things are going”He needs to know that his emotional investment is gonna pay of and that you’re in it for the long haul.He NEEDS stability in order to thrive.

Your compatibility w a Pisces Man(This is her Compatibility specifically she’s a Virgo. If you need your Compatibility done, send an ask with both signs)

This is a pretty good match!They balance each other. Virgo women tend to be stoic, Pisces men wear their hearts on their sleeve.Virgo women are strategic and Pisces men are starry eyed dreamers who can sometimes let their emotions overcome them. Deep down a Virgo woman longs to love and be loved and the Pisces man is perfect for this role.

Pisces men can have their head in the clouds, and they’re dreamers, the Virgo woman can be the one to bring him back down to earth and help him make his big dreams a reality.

Intimacy is important for both of y’all, so pace yourself and be patient with your Pisces man. They sex is most likely going to be slow, tender and loving.

My advice to Virgo women, try not to be TOO hard on yourself, change and growth are important, but try to focus on what you HAVE accomplished instead of dwelling on the missed opportunities. It’s okay to let your walls down, not everyone is going to hurt you. Your heart is safe in a Pisces man’s hands, he’s far too gentle to hurt you intentionally.

@reblovesdoomI hope I answered your question! 😘💕

[zoemurph]

this bites, chapter three

on ao3 1 | 2

happy spook! i have lots of regrets

also? please dont expect much from this. im actually sick right now and it took a lot to get this finished and its horrible in some places but the other day i promised myself i would post on halloween so...here we are. even tho its been....a bad night and it feels really wrong to post right now...here are some vampire kids

my friends know their influences

enjoy

Zoe twists her hands together. This never gets any easier. She’s done it dozens of times but—

She takes a deep breath.

The door opens and Connor is the first one out. She grabs his arm.

Connor jumps. “God, Zoe! Don’t do that!”

“Alana?” she asks, digging her fingers into his arm.

Connor pulls the two of them away from the doorway. “Talking to the teacher, why?”

Zoe makes a frustrated sound and Connor’s eyes go wide.

“Oh. Fuck, right now?”

“Better now than later,” Zoe mutters.

Connor runs his hand through his hair. “Shit, she’ll probably be out in a minute.”

“Right. Okay.” Zoe takes a shaky breath.

Connor sighs. “You were so confident about this the other day, what the fuck happened?”

“I realized that I’m actually doing this,” Zoe hisses.

“That do it,” he says flatly, pulling his arm out of her grasp. “Up to you. I didn’t want to tell her.”

“Tell who what?” Alana asks.

Zoe freezes.

Connor rolls his eyes. “Zo wanted to tell you something. I told Ev I’d help him with an essay, so I’m leaving. Have fun.” He bumps his shoulder against Zoe’s as he passes by and whispers “Have fun” into her ear.

Zoe’s stomach churns.

Alana watches Connor disappear into the crowd of people before turning back to Zoe. She gives Zoe a confused look. “What did you want to tell me?”

Zoe looks around. There are too many people, so many ears. And it’s high school. “Not…not here.”

Alana blinks. “Okay. Where would be…better?”

Zoe hesitates. Her first instinct is to offer her house, but that’s a terrible idea because there’s no escape there. Also she does not need her mother swooping in during this. She didn’t exactly clear this with her parents. “Follow me,” she says, grabbing Alana’s hand and hoping her own isn’t too sweaty.

Zoe weaves through the sea of students rushing to get out of the building, looking for any abandoned classroom she can get. While most are devoid of students, a lot have teacher sitting at desks, working on computers, correcting papers, regretting life choices, normal after school teacher things.

She walks past a darkened classroom and jerks to a stop before taking a few steps back and glancing inside. She drops Alana’s hand.

“Zoe?” Alana asks.

The door is closed, but no one is there. Zoe tries the handle. Not locked yet. Perfect. “In here,” Zoe says, gesturing for Alana to follow.

Zoe doesn’t think she’s ever had a class in this room before, even though she passes it daily. Sunlight streams in from the windows on the outside wall, bathing half the room in orange light with the setting sun. Fall means early sunsets and Zoe can’t wait until the days are practically night. She moves along the edge of the room, staying in the more shadowy parts of the room.

Alana hesitates by the doorway. “Should I…close the door?”

Zoe swallows and nods. “Yeah that’s a good idea.”

Alana closes the door and puts her bag down on a desk. “Is everything alright, Zoe?”

“Why would something be wrong?”

She shakes her head. “You’re acting strange. You have been for a few days. Did something happen?”

Zoe forces a laugh. Yeah, something did happen. Over one hundred and fifty years ago. “Nothing new,” she promises.

Alana frowns. “Are you sure?”

“It’s fine,” Zoe promises. “I just…” She takes a breath. She’s rehearsed these words hundreds of times. She’s said them dozens of times. She said them only a few months ago when she confirmed it for Jared and Evan. This shouldn’t be too bad.

She feels like she’s going to throw up.

She just needs to say it.

“Zoe?” Alana asks softly.

Zoe opens her mouth because she should just be able to say it. “I really like you!”

Those were the wrong words.

“And I’m a vampire,” Zoe adds quickly, panic building. “Those are two things, thought you should know them and I have to go now so it’s fine I’m just going to—” She rushes past Alana, throwing open the door and hurrying out in the hallway.

That literally could not have gone worse.

—«·»—

Jared is standing at Zoe’s locker. Zoe slows down as she gets closer, trying to seem as casual as possible. “What are you doing here?” she asks. She nudges him out of the way so she can unlock it.

He looks back down at his phone. “Waiting for you.”

Zoe frowns. “Why?”

“Immortal emo phase told me things were going down.” Jared raises his eyebrows a few times. “Figured I’d be there as a shoulder to lean on.” He elbows her.

Zoe rolls her eyes. “Why would I need a shoulder to lean on?”

“I wasn’t talking about you,” Jared clarified. “I was talking about Alana. It’s probably really tough when you find out the girl you’re in love with is an undead immortal bloodsucking monster.”

“Wow.” Zoe pulls her umbrella out of her locker. At least one of them is treating this like a joke. “Why are you offering your shoulder, you’re gay.”

Jared gives her an offended look. “It’s a platonic shoulder!”

Zoe stares at him for a moment before turning back to her locker.

“Where is Alana anyway? I figured she’d be talking your ear off.”

Zoe doesn’t look at him. “She’s…somewhere. I don’t know.”

“Okay, ominous bullshit. We’re doing great. Thanks, Zo.”

Zoe scowls. “Why are you here?” she snaps, turning to him. “Other than to be annoying?”

Jared gives her a flat look. “Because I’m your friend. And you spent the day freaking out. Plus, Connor told me to make sure you don’t leave without him.”

“Of course,” Zoe mutters.

“One because your his ride home and two because he’s your brother and does actually care about you under all the assholeness and bullshit.” Jared shrugs. “If it doesn’t go well he wants to know that you’re okay. Or something. Evan was reading him better than I was but he can’t be here because they’re off working on an essay and being nerds, so who knows.”

Zoe closes her locker door. “Fine. I’ll wait. But he needs to hurry up I don’t want to be here for longer than I need to be.”

“I already texted him a few death threats,” Jared says. “The classics. Stake through the heart. Beheading. All the good stuff. They should be here in a few.”

Zoe leans against her locker. “Great.”

As they wait, Zoe feels her phone vibrate a few times in her pocket, but she ignores it. She just fiddles with her car keys as Jared plays a game on his phone.

She’s usually better at this. More levelheaded. Not so…nervous.  

She also usually doesn’t run out.

“We’re here,” Connor announces, turning the corner. He has his sunglasses on the top of his head and his hat in his hands. “Let’s get out of this place.”

Zoe pushes off the locker. The fact that Connor doesn’t even have to ask her says a lot about how she must look right now. Evan keeps giving her nervous glances.

“Evan coming?” she asks as she pulls her sunglasses from the side of her backpack.

Jared snorts. “‘Evan coming?’” he mocks. “How is that a question.”

Evan turns red and Connor lowers his sunglasses.

Zoe shakes her head. “Let’s just go. I have to study for music theory.”

As they reach the entrance, Connor puts on his hat and Zoe opens her umbrella. She does have homework, but she’s also considering just going to bed. Being undead doesn’t mean she doesn’t get tired.

Zoe almost drops her keys when she sees Alana standing by her car.

“Shotgun,” Connor says as soon as he spots her. Evan elbows him.

“Hi,” Alana says quickly when they get closer. “I…figured this was a good place to wait for you.”

Zoe nods slowly. “That…makes sense.”

“You’re…” Alana looks from Zoe to Connor. “You’re both…”

“Dead?” Connor offers.

“Isn’t it more accurate to say undead?” Alana asks.  

“Welcome to the club,” Jared says. “It’s surprisingly lame.”

Her eyes widen. “Oh my god, I am so sorry I didn’t even think— if they hadn’t known—”

“Connor wouldn’t have said anything,” Zoe interrupts. “It’s fine, don’t worry about it. Evan and Jared have known for a few months now.”

“How did Evan find out?” Alana asks.

Evan and Connor exchange a glance.

“L-long story,” Evan mutters, looking away pointedly.

“Okay…” Alana says slowly. “What about Jared?”

“I asked him ‘Why do you wear black all the time? What are you, some emo vampire?’” Jared explains.

“And I replied ‘I’m also a power-bottom,’” Connor finishes.

Zoe makes a face and whacks his arm. Connor doesn’t even flinch.

Jared nods. “And I said ‘TMI, corpse’ and we moved on.”

Alana furrows her eyebrows. “I… There are so many questions.”

Connor raises an eyebrow at Zoe. “We can try to answer them. Just not…here.”

Zoe takes a shallow breath. “Yeah. If you…aren’t busy? Evan’s already coming over.”

Jared scoffs. “I’m coming too, I just happen to have my own car.”

“I still have shotgun,” Connor says, pulling open the passenger side door.

Evan shakes his head and climbs into the backseat.

Jared gives Zoe a two finger salute and says, “I’ll race you” before walking over to his car.

Zoe looks back to Alana. “You aren’t mad, right?” she asks softly.

Alana gives her a nervous smile. “No it’s just…a lot.”

“Yeah it’s…that. I’m,” Zoe tucks her hair behind her ear. “I’m sorry about that.”

“It’s okay,” Alana promises. She reaches out and squeezes Zoe’s hand. “Thank you for telling me.”   

Zoe bites the inside of her cheek. “Of course.”