#he doesn't even derive that much joy from it he just does that shit impulsively

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[ID: screenshot of Clannad where Nagisa is talking to Tomoya and says "Since occasionally you're a liar..." /End ID]

> occasionally

he has lied about being a cyborg hologram. he has lied about his dick falling off semi-regularly. he has lied about what year it is. he has lied about what he or others have just said 2 seconds ago. he has lied about his friends being bi, lesbian, and gay in three separate instances. he likes to squirt milk up people's noses when they aren't paying attention. that last part wasn't relevant

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Characters & Introduction

@2mperiumromanum / Imperium - Admin, goes by any/all pronouns, but I usually default to he/him. I reblog things sometimes. Banished to secondary status, since this is my primary blog now.

Remilia Scarlet

AKA. "the vampire", "the scarlet devil", "remi/remy" and "ojousama"

Remilia stands at 5'1 and is 500 years of age (and counting).

When she arrived in Gensokyo, her goal was to assert herself as a dreadful vampire aristocrat, but after the Scarlet Mist Incident, she's been able to settle down and relax. The people in Gensokyo only make her life more fulfilling and the mansion is self-sufficient to meet the needs of all its residents.

Her free time is spent bringing high society to anyone willing to visit the mansion - though, the common folk have definitely rubbed off as time went on.

She's still in touch with her inner child; it's common to see her drinking from both a glass of wine and a juice box at the table, or to see her making little papercrafts with Flandre. This is not to say she is immature; she can be very adult when she wants to~

Headcanons:

Remilia heals quicker than the sun can burn her, but she never goes out without something to protect her fair skin, as it's still unsightly to watch her burn.

Remilia is only weak to holy water. Although, her makeup is definitely weak to regular water.

She loves to collect jewelry, but Remilia wears it sparingly. It brings her more joy to see the residents of the mansion wear it instead.

Multiverses:

Remilia Scarlet (DND Verse) - Remilia Scarlet as seen in my homebrew DND campaign. Personality-wise, there's nothing different about her, but she isn't from Gensokyo. Also, she was created by her beloved goddess and wife Shiro. :)

Rumia

aka. The Darkness Youkai

"So nanoka?"

Probably the most feral of youkai in Gensokyo. Good thing she's only mildly threatening. (She could kill any ordinary person in a heartbeat but that's too much work.) She can have her moments of clarity, but for the most part she just acts on whatever deranged impulses pop up in her mind.

Youmu Konpaku

aka. Half & Half, aka ghost gardener

Absolute nervous wreck who overworks herself for her mom master's sake. She has to juggle thirty (approx.) different hobbies and different jobs.

Rin Tezuka

aka. armless artist, aka. the tezuka

Rin is one of the characters I will leave myself little room for interpretation because I love how her character is portrayed already.

For those who haven't played Katawa Shoujo, why the hell are you still here!? Waiting for a download link?! Good idea, because the website's link doesn't work. Go download it on this google drive link and play through Rin's route immediately. Don't come back until you're done.

Good, you're back. Now let me tell you about this incredible girl named Rin Tezuka.

Rin is the armless artist to compliment the fastest thing on no legs. Rin is the girl who does what she can't because she can, and doesn't bother asking if she should even do it. Rin is the girl with emotions so complex that even she can't understand them. Rin is the girl who paints because words are far too meaningless to describe what she feels. Rin is the girl whose only thoughts are shower thoughts.

And lastly... she's neurodivergent, baby! She's just like me, for real.

Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.

Cirno Eshire

The first (TECHNICALLY) original character, in the sense that Cirno Eshire is pretty much just derived from Cirno, and barely shares her qualities. And she has a LAST NAME SO ITS MY OC DO NOT STEAL. I will remove you from this planet via orbital strike cannon if you do.

Anywho, the best way to describe Cirno Eshire (or Eshire!Cirno) is that she... used to be a huge edgelord and a hotheaded maniac. You know, typical edgy OC shit, murdering the defenseless (but not innocent), getting angry at everything and refusing to let anyone be stronger than her, yadda yadda... Now she's a little more mellow. She's accepted her place in the world and is at peace with it.

And, of course, she's part of the Eshire family. Daughter of Pacifica Eshire. If you know, then you know.

Clownpiece - Most likely a future crackhead muse I'll bring out when I'm bored. Alan please add details.