#he and his girlfriend do hikes so we're like okay great! go with her! tf you bothering us for?? | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

cantankerouscatfish · 6 months

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my dad's really funny bc he asked my mum if she wanted to go for a walk through a local, large park. my mum, who needs a cane (or someone to cling to) if she goes anywhere outside the property lines. honestly she should use a walker sometimes, but you can't tell her that or she gets mean.

but anyway yeah no she's not gonna slip and die in Big Boardwalks Park as a fun afternoon activity, dude. think before u speak.

he's also invited me out for walks, but I am so tired and hurting all the time. mostly from standing/running in wet shoes on concrete all day. sure I CAN walk an additional 3 miles but like I could also Not do that. guess which I'm gonna choose. :)

#he's like. in the middle of the two of us in terms of walk distance ability and also in terms of willingness to do things.#I can walk for ever and ever but I don't want to man jus' leave me alone. she can't walk far but likes going to parks and wherever.#just not with him LMAO #and he likes to trek around and brag about it and show photos. and we pat him on his lil head and give him a big gold star. good job buddy.#he and his girlfriend do hikes so we're like okay great! go with her! tf you bothering us for??

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