#he 'comands' his wife like MA MEN YOU DO NOT do you even know WHO YOUR FUCKING WIFE IS | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

timeladix · 2 years ago

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I'm watching clone wars (the animated series) and just seeing anaking throw up a tantrum out of gelosy and almost kill a man bc that man (clovis) was courting padme, even tho padme said no AND is fucking married to anakin, my boy is like NO ONE TOUCH MY WIFE. It's wild. How weird it must be to have a monogamous brain. Just wow.

#if my partner kissed someone else i'd literally be cheering for them but yeah...#that's anaki fucking skywalker for you #speechless and also middle grade behaviour #he 'comands' his wife like MA MEN YOU DO NOT do you even know WHO YOUR FUCKING WIFE IS #star wars #clone wars #anakin skywalker #padme amidala #and then padme is like 'oh my no so little anymore murderous meow meow whom i married knowing fully well that you eradicated #an entire tuskan village just to avange your mom #i'm not haply in this marrige anymore #yk #other marrued couples are actually happy while married #so yeah i need some space #kiss kiss love love'#good morning padme...#polyamory #god i don't know how to write with a keyboard...

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