#hazza P

[fortivil]

[jackies-ear69]

I started calling Harry Hazza as a joke but I’ve Aussied too close to the sun and now he’s just permanently Hazza to me 😭

[queerwrock]

Wizard Rock + Class

AMC Presents by Jake Eyre Owling

Elfhugger by Sue and the Hufflepuffs

Famous Potter by Slytherin Soundtrack

Growing Up Potter by Jill Sebacher

Hugs Not Horcruxes by Undesirable #1

I Won’t Feed the Peacocks Anymore by Siriusly Hazza P

Molly and Arthur by The Weirdos Are Out

Muggle Struggle by Muggle Snuggle

Never Look Back by Undesirable #1

RAVENCLAW by Kam Robinson

Tax the Malfoys by Tonks & the Aurors

The Weasleys in Diagon Alley by Slytherin Soundtrack

Masterlist

[ao3feed-larry]

I wanna be yours

by Hazzaslittle28

Words: 5838, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: One Direction (Band)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s)

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: Top Harry Styles, Bottom Louis Tomlinson, halloween fic, Exes to Lovers, Himbo Harry, Smart Louis, Explicit Sexual Content, Smut and Fluff, Happy Ending

via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/Z2j9a1I

[theresthesnitch]

Trick or treat!! 🎃👻

"Your mane is crooked."

James scoffs as he looks at Sirius. "It's just my hair. I think it's as good as it's going to get."

Sirus shakes his head, looking back at himself in the mirror as he straightens his blue plaid dress. "That's what you get for for transfiguring your own hair rather than wearing a wig."

"I thought it would be more authentic that way." James turns away from the mirror and looks at Sirius. "Has Remus seen your costume yet?"

"Not yet," Sirus says. He looks himself over, from the short skirt of his blue plaid dress down his stocking covered legs and ruby red heels, then up to where he's tied his hair in pigtails. "He know what it is though."

James snorts. "He knows that you're Dorthy, I don't think he knows you're Fuck Me Dorthy."

"Well, that's all part of the surprise." Sirius turns on his heels. "He offered to dress Teddy. Who, by the way, is adorable in his little top hat. Cutest Wizard of Oz ever."

"I bet he is," James says. "Ready?"

As soon as they walk out of the bedroom, something that looks like a small monkey with wings runs into Sirius's legs. "Hazza P! You make an excellent flying monkey."

Harry holds his arms upto Sirius. "Uppy, uppy!"

Sirius swings him into his arms. "What does a monkey say?"

"Oh, oh, oh," Harry says, imitating a moneky.

"You're perfect for the job," Sirius says, pressing a kiss to Harry's forehead.

"Harry!" Lily calls as she comes around the corner. "Where did you--oh." She pauses as she catches sight of them, then a knowing smirk comes over her face as she looks him up and down. "You're going to make him go mad."

"That's the goal," Sirius says with a wink as he leans in to kiss her cheek, but then pulls back suddenly. "Nope, I don't kiss evil witches."

Lily rolls her eyes. "She's intigral to the Wizard of Oz."

"It's offensive," Sirius says. "You could have picked someone else."

Lily shrugs. "I prefer Elphaba."

"Who?" James and Sirius ask together.

Lily sighs. "Sorry, I pushed the muggleness too far. I'll explain later. But, Regulus is going as Glinda, so I couldn't really pick the good witch."

"I can't wait to see Regulus in a pink ball gown," Sirius says with a laugh. "I bet it's a good look for him."

James pauses. "Wait, does that mean Kingsley is coming too? What's his costume?"

"Sidra got him to agree to be the lollipop guild with her, so he's a munchkin," LIly says.

James and Sirius exchange gleeful looks. "Does that mean shorts and short sleeves?" SIrius asks.

"You two are menaces," Lily says. "But yes, and don't stare too much or I'll have to hex you both."

Lily takes Harry from Sirius, give James a kiss, and they all walk into the living room together. Remus is bent over, adjusting the curtain over Teddy's pram and cooing at the baby inside. "Yes, who's a good wizard. Just the best wizard. You are. That's you, Teddy-boo."

SIrius sighs. "There really is no place like home."

Remus looks up, the silver on his face crinkling with his smile, but the smile quickly drops away and is replaced by open mouthed awe. Sirius walks up and closes his mouth with a finger under his jaw. "Mr. Tinman, I think you need some oil. Your jaw creaked open when you saw me."

"You can't wear that," Remus says.

"Why not?" SIrius says with a pout.

Remus rubs his thumb along Sirius's lower lip. "Because I don't think Dorthy's costume comes with silver paint between her thighs."

"Remus, language!" Lily says, mockingly cupping her hands over Harry's ears.

"Trust me, that was the clean version," Remus says.

"Come on! No time to change," James says, pulling SIrius to the door. "Regulus and Kingsley are already waiting for us."

Sirius turns around to walk backwards as James pulls him to the door. "Moony, Kingsley is wearing shorts. Don't you want to come see Kingsley's calves?"

"Kingsley has calves?" Remus asks distractedly.

"Come on, Remus," Lily says, clapping his arm as she walks to the door with Harry on her hip. "If you're lucky, you can convince his brother to take Teddy tonight so you can find out what's under his skirt."

"You don't want to--"

"Nope!" Lily says smugly.

Remus grabs Teddy's pram and pushes him to the door behind the others. "Trick or treat, Teddy," he says with a sigh. "Hopefully, it's a treat."

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Sentence Sunday 1/28/2024

first a giant thank you to my lovely friend and brain twin @hey-holtzy for making me some lovely post banners.

tagged by: @littlemisskittentoes @winderlylandchime @nocoastposts @magicandarchery

I have something to share early today!

A sneak peek of the tiniest moves you make

Hazza & Alexander Dearies,  It has come to my attention that the two of you have finally taken the crucial next step in your sexual exploits. And, as suspected, Alexander took it like a champ. Loved it even. Enclosed a present so that both of you may partake.  Enjoy, loves. Kisses, -Percy “P. S. June and Nora send their congratulations and love. They insisted on the colour.” Henry finishes reading the note. “You told Pez I started taking it up the ass?” Alex mutters. “Percy and I have no secrets, you know that darling,” Henry says, pressing his lips to Alex’s curls. He starts opening the gift box, “You have nothing to be ash– oh, oh my.”

tags: @getmehighonmagic @eusuntgratie @anincompletelist @heybuddy-drabbles @captainjunglegym @violetbaudelaire-quagmire @wordsofhoneydew @sparklepocalypse @lostcol @firenati0n

[saintsenara]

Wood/Flint has me considering other changing room ships…sports films make for the best romcoms

Cormac/Ron

The chaser trio of Johnson/Bell/Spinnet

Zacharias Smith/Ginny

Lee Jordan vs Luna Lovegood in the commentary box

Snape/McGonagall after Gryffindor narrowly loses the cup to Slytherin in dubious circumstances…

Cedric/Krum (can’t be outdone on a broom by a scrawny 14 year old who can’t see, must meet for extra practice)

Hooch/Voldemort (a tryst that goes so badly wrong Voldemort immediately sets his mind to broomless flight)

thank you very much for the ask, anon! in the spirit of the euros, let's get into some quidditch team shenanigans.

cormac mclaggen/ron weasley

yes, i love this toxic mess.

mclaggen was definitely into ron - how else would he know that he was poisoned [and why's he waiting for harry to update him on ron's condition! very suspicious!] if he wasn't constantly watching him?

katie bell/angelina johnson/alicia spinnet

yes. it's why wood is so frightened of them.

zacharias smith/ginny weasley

i've clocked it myself:

ginny clearly loves a man who is deeply offputting [all my love to hazza p, but the man is surly], and zacharias has that in spades.

lee jordan/luna lovegood

flopping, i fear, since lee clearly needs a lover with great chat, rather than luna's inability to sustain a conversation for more than three sentences because she's nonsensical and vague.

but i'd read the shit out of luna/mcgonagall.

minerva mcgonagall/severus snape

i'm a great fan of the pairing in general, and that doesn't change in this specific circumstance.

snape ends up pinned against one of the bookcases in the staff room after he was taunting mcgonagall by drinking whisky out of the quidditch cup.

topless.

cedric diggory/viktor krum

hot.

cedric and krum seem to figure out the eggs at the same time, and i think we all know that this is because they were "working on the clues" nightly in the prefect bathroom.

rolanda hooch/lord voldemort

those of us with the [mis]fortune to be in bellamort nation have, of course, deeped that lord voldemort has a latent interest in being bossed around by women with cunty demeanours, so this initially looks like it would slap.

not so! because lord voldemort is also carrying around a bag of mammy issues which would make sigmund freud himself say "bit much, mate..."

according to her entry on the harry potter fandom wiki, hooch is about ten years older than tom riddle. and so - i wager - her first year teaching was his first year at hogwarts, she strutted into the first flying lesson in head-to-toe leather, wee tom accidentally called her "mum", abraxas malfoy pissed himself laughing, lord voldemort never got on a broom again.

[tea-blankets-andstars]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT SONG IS PLAYING IN THE BACK OF THIS EDIT?! ITS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR MONTHES

[godimsofuckinggay]

Hazza P. My main man. I love him so much. Also, but of these pieces were drawn by me, of course, in result of my RP partner and one and only true love suggesting I draw them based on headcanons!

I present to you...HAZZA P.

Please request more drawing with whatever you want, I love drawing him.

[cricketnationrise]

Week 35: Magic (3)

“It looks like a dick.”

“I see a hammer.”

“The hammer is my p—”

“I beg you to not.”

“It was right there, Hazza.”

“Still.”

They fall silent, watching the clouds drift lazily overhead, etched in the pinks and oranges of sunset. Henry always appreciates the riot of color as the sun goes down, each bright hue reminding him of Pez’s hair. Reminding him he has a friend, a best friend, outside the palace walls. One that he made on his own.

Laying on the roof with him is a simple kind of magic that Henry wouldn’t trade for anything.

for @thebrownstone drabble challenge

[sunny4flowers]

Harry living his best life 🕺🪩 watching Pauli open for him! 😭❤️

[aftonfamilyvalues]

Did you watch it? Hazza P and the smart mans rock?

yes and i loved it, especially "minerva this baby just killed a guy i think he can handle a doorstep"

[saibhaktabrasill]

#Turkish #tbt TURKİSH 06-MARCH-2022 06-MART-2022 OM SRİ SAİ RAM Barış, onsuz güç, otorite, şöhret ve servetin kuru ve külfetli olduğu en iyi hazinedir. Tyagaraja, iç huzur olmadan mutluluğun olamayacağını söyledi. Bu huzuru kazanmak ve onun içinde sarsılmaz bir şekilde yerleşmek için, insan abhyasa (sürekli uygulama) ve vairagyam (tam kopukluğa) odaklanmalıdır. İnsan doğumdan ölüme kadar alışkanlıkların ve uygulamaların kölesidir. Bunları incelemeli ve kendisini nesnel hazdan çok öznel hazza yönlendirenlere giderek daha fazla güvenmelidir. Öznel neşe, evde uyum, aile ve toplum üyeleri arasında karşılıklı işbirliği, başkalarına hizmet etme eylemleri ve içinde yaşadığı toplumun esenliği ve refahı için endişe duyması yoluyla kazanılabilir. - İlahi Söylem, 20 Nisan 1975 Sathya Sai Baba #sathyasai #saibhakta #sathyasaibaba #saibaba https://www.instagram.com/p/Codl08MMP6L/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ao3feed-larry]

Moonlight scars

by Hazzaslittle28

All Harry knew was sad.

He was a sad child. Whenever he found himself getting happy about something, the weight and burden of a heavy guilt settled in him instantly making him sad again.

He tried to find the cure for his sadness but nothing helped. It's like his heart knew what happened but his mind wasn't aware about it.

Words: 1027, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: One Direction (Band)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, Gemma Styles, Anne Cox, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s)

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: Bottom Louis Tomlinson, Top Harry Styles, Reincarnation, Past Life Lovers, Misunderstandings, Royalty AU, Prince Harry - Freeform, Betrayal, soft louis, Feminine Louis, sunshinexgrumpy, University Students, Love, Heavy Angst, Sadness, Heartbreak, First Times, Angst with a Happy Ending

via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/e7Ftsqg

[dutchdeadboy]

Hazza & Geri <3 (at Grimsby, North East Lincolnshire, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoNMA1YIK8V/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[saintsenara]

hello

is hazza p hot in the books? HBP seems to say yes

I always headcanoned him as being good looking but in a striking way. Like, we have Tom, Sirius and Cedric who are peak classic handsomeness. Harry on the other hand has fairly average figures but the hair and eye combo are both so vibrant and when you add the scar and glasses he just looks really sort of intriguing??

harry's english, hope that helps.

my serious point is that, since harry's narrative archetype is to be an everyman, he's probably an everyman physically as well - and it's worth saying that the series generally takes a poor view of characters who are either considerably more or less attractive than average, so it clearly imagines that harry would be middle-of-the-road in terms of looks, since he's the character the reader is supposed to admire the most.

[i should also say that i know a fair number of people with harry's canonical colouring, so clearly i just imagine him as a mid-tier irish legend.]

the hottest member of the trio is ron.