#hazel's constantly pitting her against judy garland on 1930s stan twitter (the playground) “THIS is what actual talent sounds like btw!” | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

hazellvsq · 5 months ago

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headcanon that hazel had the most parasocial beef imaginable with shirley temple. 8 year old hazel was writing hate mail to the local paper with her crayons calling the also 8 year old shirley a sellout and an industry plant. in 2010 hazel's watching nick at nite on the fifth cohort rec room tv and sees the 2 minute long shirley temple box set commercial and loses her fucking mind.

#hazel: shut UP about animal crackers in your soup!!!!#hazel's constantly pitting her against judy garland on 1930s stan twitter (the playground) “THIS is what actual talent sounds like btw!”#even though judy garland is at least 6 years older #i love great depression pop culture trivia bc you can see how a lot of lasting media trends got started #but this specific hc is because i hated hannah montana in first grade then in high school my friends wanted to watch #and i was like “i was probably just being a not like other girls hater as a kid i bet the show is really cute and funny in hindsight"#it wasn’t and i still hated it. it was very vindicating #hazel levesque

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