#haven't been Failtopiaposting too much lately

[gnomey22]

Hey, hope your well!

Got anymore headcanons for Failtopia, be them new, or having since changed from the last time you spoke of them?

As I'm pretty sure I've done before, I'll run through one for every party member in the series.

Failboat is not stuck in the catsuit. He takes it off to wash it, and wasn't wearing it at all during the Three-Year Gap, or even the ROTF arc. However, he always pictures himself wearing it in his head, and that thought terrifies him.

Simple Bob burned out of demon hunting eventually. Partially because doing it for years on end with no accomplishments to his name outside of TFFM was taking a toll on him, but also because a movement began against the act of excessive demon hunting, and he realised how much he understood the outcry.

Smuk's swamp house in Greenhorne has not undergone a single renovation since the early 1900s, he estimates. It looks a lot like Shrek's house on the outside, but it's like. Completely normal on the inside, if a bit dated, which surprises any and all visitors.

Erica has been told by everyone on The Incident at least three times each to get her glasses fixed, and she's refused every time because she sees it as another of her battle scars she needs to keep as a reminder. She walks into a wall one day and finally relents.

Deko is ever-so-slightly unnerved when he sees someone with green hair that looks even a little spiky because of the Deku resemblance. The one he met in the Ice Cave has forever left him wondering how many better versions of himself are out there.

Chi got her ADHD diagnosis during the Three-Year Gap, she'd never heard the term before Lanc mentioned it. She doesn't take any medication for it or anything, but the slight increase in understanding of how her brain works does allow her to act a little calmer during Season 2. Only a little.

Lanc's "bad guy" mantra was never something they ever believed, nor something they picked up from anyone in particular. They came up with it on the spot when they realised they wanted a cool war cry, and just didn't have the villainy to commit to the bit.

Rose did have a little something for Erica during S1, but tried to never tell a soul because of how awful their relationship friendship was. She has met Bo exactly once, and after Chat showed her a photo of her, taken during the ROTF arc, she connected some dots, and is still trying to figure out how to ask Erica about it.

Pirahnyawn does not know what his age is in actual numbers, and couldn't even try to guess his birthday. The same applies for his daughter Petunyawn. He knows the biology of their humanoid plant species is difficult for even biologists to wrap their head around, so he doesn't even try.

Joker has way more bandages hidden beneath his clothing. He was a scrappy kid, not in the sense that he was poor, but in the sense that he got into a ton of fights, and that's why he's so much less confrontational nowadays. He also covers his top surgery scars with the same bandages, for consistency.

Mar is much worse at handling alcohol than Orion, and is usually the one to initiate anything crazy when they go out drinking together. "Crazy", as in, wrecking a karaoke stand, not making any weird moves on Orion, his muscle memory is still to ask for consent.

Orion entrusted his most loyal companion from the Greenhorne Royal Guard to watch over Slapo in his absence, but Slapo gave him the slip within two days, and said companion kept Orion in the dark out of fear of ruining their friendship. Orion finds out eventually and tells him he doesn't blame him, Slapo's a surprisingly sneaky kid.

The god that Friend worships is, in fact, Kronkui, but according to Friend, "he goes by many names", and they try to never use a specific one. It's true, Kronkui's name has been mistranslated countless times across history, but Kronkui is the correct one, and Friend is both aware of that fact and in denial about it.

Shrimp suspects that a frequent and vocal member of her live chat, "axo_axolotl", is one of her former bullies from the ocean. She's considered doing something about that, but Bill assures her it's under control, especially since Axo is far from a malicious chatter. In fact, they're among her top donators.

Bo has a ton of extra wigs stored in one of her bedside drawers in the Inn. She was provided them by the Dark Lord's Assassination Agency, but she's never known how exactly she was supposed to actually use them for any jobs. They're very useful for all the budding cosplayers on her team, though!

Chat finds out multiple years after Season 2 that Failboat did not cause the Darkest Lord explosion in the Otherworld, and they were incorrect in deeming him their father, but they shrug it off as a fun fact and immediately move on. They do have to stop themselves from calling Smuk "father" when they see him, though.

Big Bill knows the identity of axo_axolotl for certain, she reached out to him for any way to get in contact with Shrimp, and joining her live chat was his suggestion. He's waiting a couple more months to drop the bomb on Shrimp, because he's trying to help them get on friendlier terms without the past bullying clouding their relationship.