#hang on a moment i've got to be a pervert. middle aged washed up vampire makes quiet embarrassing 'gluk!' noise more at 12

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im sorry i wasn't paying attention. i was thinking about that eggman gif i just reblogged and imagining fiona pitch shoving her chipped manicured nails into nicodemus's fangless mouth and tugging him forward and immediately blacked out and woke up on the ground because all the sense in my body evacuated at once.