#haha ohno

[kalkoen-uit-de-oven]

Me.

Ready, go!!

[goldieclaws]

Achieving a new level of game dev brainstorming by seeing one text post, a scene from a video game, and listening to one song on repeat which allows me to think up a new game idea that includes abilities, boss mechanics, its genre, and story after being awake for only an hour.

[ohno-the-sun]

OoOooo opening up commissions! Exciting but also nerve wracking haha

All drawings will be fully rendered, color or black and white whatever you prefer. Feel free to specify what style you'd like, just try to make sure it is one I have done before in the past.

Down to do humans and robots but I'm so sorry I'm really bad at drawing furries 😭

Also no NSFW

If you are unsure about the background price feel free to DM me!

Please have a description or reference ready of the character you'd like. Price is per character minus background so if you want two torsos with a simple background it would be $30+$30+$5= $65

I accept payment via Kofi or Paypal

[thenetvvork]

Okay I was LITERALLY thinking that like, as a joke, except I hate when people say that in earnest and try to use it as a bludgeoning tool to tell people how to participate in fandoms as if their existence matters to random strangers 😭

-Shina

"Your blorbos aren't real", I say, head of the fucking 'make my blorbos real people factory'

[ohbo-ohno]

Heyyyyy so id like to apologize in advance for this ask, it’s dlmliyh related but mostly just a Drabble I wrote in a trance and figured no one else but you would appreciate. BUT if you’re done posting about that AU I totally understand and pls feel free to delete haha! Anyway, i was going through the whole dlmliyh tag (an entire years worth of posts woo!) and came across this one in particular ( https://www.tumblr.com/ohbo-ohno/727861861927747584/okay-but-reader-hearing-simon-punish-soap-for-the ) and omg this little Drabble just wrote itself basically. Uhhh yeah I hope u enjoy??? I’m not a writer obviously but I was possessed. Also I’m sending on anon cus tumblr is dumb but my cod side blog is irnbruandmanu so yeah u might see me floating in ur notes ❤️

You can hear the harsh smack smack SMACK of Simon hitting Johnny in the other room, probably in the face from the way he grunts after each impact. A particularly harsh sound of rubber hitting flesh followed by a heavy THUD paints a perfect picture of Simon kicking John right in the ribs, sending him sprawling to the floor.

You’re shaking almost uncontrollably now. Adrenaline and fear mixing in your stomach to create a cocktail of 100 proof nausea and anxiety. You’re in an entirely separate room but every hit makes you flinch like it’s coming straight for you. It keeps going. On and on and on, and you’re getting more agitated by the second, nerves ramping up. Smack smack SMACK. A whine. Muttering voices. You shake your head to clear the black spots. You can’t stop picturing Simon treating YOU like that. Hitting YOU so hard you slide across the floor. God you’re scared. This punishment is the worst you’ve heard so far, and even though Johnny is technically the one who wrought this whole situation upon you, you want, NEED, his suffering to end before your brain splits in half and you completely lose your mind out of fear.

Trembling fingers come up to the bars of your-no, johnny’s- no, THE dog cage, flexing against the metal. When you clear your throat, you find it so dry it feels like you haven’t spoken in days. You swallow a few times to build up both nerve and saliva.

“Stop.” Christ it’s basically a whisper. Maybe you HAVEN’T spoken in days, it’s hard to tell really. But even your own ears had trouble picking up that pathetic cry.

This time, you hit the bars a little bit and try to yell. “Stop!”

But the punishment DOESN’T stop, doesn’t even slow down from the sound of it. Christ, Simon might actually kill him. Then there’ll only be you for him to focus on. You really rattle the bars now, finally seeming to find your voice.

“Stop! Stop it!”

Silence. Instant and total silence. The air seems to have been vacuum sucked from the entire house. Despite how much you were begging god for it just seconds ago, the quiet suddenly seems so, SO much worse than the noise. Maybe this was a mistake. Fingers still wrapped in the cage bars, you sit there trembling and waiting to see what’s going to happen.

The creaking of the floorboards is the first indication that anyone else is still alive in the abode. You know it’s Simon’s boots because you’d seen Johnny barefoot before the whole incident lit off. Slow, methodical steps from the next room followed by the sound of something heavy being dragged across the hardwood floors. The seconds tick by like they’re being dragged through molasses. By the time Simons big black boot steps over the threshold of the bedroom, your eyes are glued to the floor, body seizing up periodically with involuntary shakes.

You started this. But any confidence you had is gone with the wind. You can’t even make yourself look up. Fuck, FUCK, you should’ve let Simon kill the idiot. When he fully enters the bedroom you see he’s half dragging Soap behind him by the hair, and you flinch. He comes to a halt in front of the cage and releases his hand from Soap’s head, letting the younger man basically collapse on the floor at his feet. Then Simon slowly crouches down in front of the cage, craning his neck to try and get a good look at your face. Every move is so slow and calculated, you know you’re in for it. You can tell you’ve really upset him now. You’re still too nervous meet his eyes.

“You say something?” He growls, actually literally GROWLS the words out like it pains him to even be in your presence.

When you still don’t look at him, he snaps his fingers at your face until your gaze finally flickers up to his. “Oi! I asked you a question, girl.”

You know you have to respond, and you know you probably look like a dumbstruck fish when your mouth opens and closes a few times. Eyes dropping back down to Soaps body on the ground, you manage to get out a few words. “I just…please stop hurting him. Please. Please I can’t-“ But even those few words have you choking up and starting to hyperventilate, anxiety ramping to a full blown panic attack.

Simon cocks his head again and looks you up and down. The silence besides your panicked crying and johnnys breathing weighs heavy for a long moment before Simon chuckles, and the tension seems to break immediately. The masked man in front of you relaxes his shoulders and shakes his head.

“Aww you hear that, pup? Our girl’s already worried sick over you.” The condescension drips like poison from his mouth, but underneath it all you think he might genuinely be finding this kind of funny.

Johnny groans in response from the ground, but when Simon cards a hand through his hair, he sighs and lifts his head from the floor to lean into the touch.

“Go on boy, tell ‘er you’re alright.” Simon says, nudging Johnny’s back in a place he must have hit earlier, because John practically whines at the touch.

“ ‘S okay Bonnie…” he mumbles. “Was a bad boy…’ave to take my punishment now.” At this, Simon seems to rumble an agreeing sound.

“You’ll get it one day” Soap adds, even as you’re starting to shake your head in disbelief. At this, Simon lets out a real laugh, seemingly uncaring as you flinch back further into the corner of the cage, trying to form any kind of distance between yourself and these two fucking psychopaths.

hello!!!! i have literally nothing to add but this was so so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lordriddler]

Imagine Reaver is in fable 4. But he's just one of the snot nosed brats running around mocking the heroes and has his og name. And your walking around like "oh cool this village is still around" and like little hints keep popping up and maybe you might be like "haha I wonder if a side quest will have us help teenage reaver or something haha"

And maybe theres a quest where you fail to save a civilian and maybe its the parents of one of those kids who always follows you around in that village and maybe you sometimes see him in the distance writing in a diary before angrily ripping out the pages. And maybe you read one of the pages you find and maybe it seems familiar but its in present tense now and ...ohno.

Lile maybe not a plot point but just a little easter egg for the terminally insane ones.

[ceilidho]

im looking for a ghost simon fic where he picks a hitchhiker reader up in a truck, takes her to mcdonald's and then is a yandere. i dont remember who wrote it or who but it was soo dark and good can you help me?

haha i think once again ur thinking of @ohbo-ohno's fic

[pinyeti]

Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

hERE WE GO

Man can they stop infodumping in the beginning wf is a supreme chancellor

Ik this is a prequel so its ?? the empire?

OHMYGOD A SILVERFACE?? IS THIS THE SAME ONE

Who are these 2

WAIT IS THIS THE GUY FROM TAKEN

Oh this is the jedi killing spree

QUEEN AMIDALA IS GORGEOUS Is this natalie portman

Woah the gRAPHICS REALLY UPGRADED THIS LOOKS AMAAAZING

My god this guys rat tail is so funny i just know people thought it was the coolest thing

Its giving the shire 

OHMYGOD THIZ IS SO COOL UNDERWATER CITY

IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL

Omg r2

Ooo darth isnt a name its a title 

Why is Padme also natalie portman? do all the women in this country have the same face its obvious shes the queen

huh does she split herself into different women is that it

Is this young han solo BABY ANAKIN OHMYGOD HES ADORABLE

ANAKIN BUILT…CP3JDNC

He’s adorable, a little baby with so much potential MAN ITS ALMOST LIKE IM WATCHING HIS LIFE FLASH BEFORE HIS EYES CUZ IN THE LAST MOVIE HE DIED

Shut the fuck uP

OBIWAN IS THE ONE WITH A RAT TAIL

FUCK OFF THIS ISNT MY OBIWAN GIVE ME THE OLD HOT GUY BACK

This is by far the coolest star wars movie

Ugh jabba the butt

This reminds me of f1

Obiwan calling anakin a pathetic life form

ANAKIN YIPPEEING EVERYWHERE IS SO FUNNY

Im sad, this is so heartwarming 

Im so SAD OHMYGOD WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG 

He;s so SMALL ANI IS SOOO TINY OHBFVHISDDNK

Ohh i get it he’s the chancellor now cuz he;s still getting power 

AYO NICK FURY

Oh the poor boy THEY REJECTED HIM CUZ HE WAS TOO AFRAID

“Quigon sir i dont want to be a problem” proceeds to become the biggest problem ever made - is he the phantom menace?

Midiclorians - the voice in your head?

Is quigon gonna die and then obiwan trains anakin

WHOSADISSS MESALLIKADISSSS

Obiwans teenage dirtbag phaseis killing me

OHMYGOD THE INFINITY WAR SCENE IN WAKANDA IS THE EXACT COPY OF THIS 

AYO THE SITH HAS A DOUBLE LIGHT SABER THATS SO COOL

HAHA QUIGON DIED CALLED IT

ALL THE WOMEN IN STARWARS ARE SO BADASS I WANT MORE 

ANAKIN IS HIRO HAMADA

…why did qui gon caress obiwan’s lip oh so tenderly right before his death hello???

Haha yoda hated him and luke from the start

WHOS THE OTHER SITH 

Ohno ANAKIN GOT A HAIRCUT

Padmes so pretty

(4/9)

[bendyartistic]

Ohno I forgor to post on Tumblr as well *evaporates*

Anyways, ugh. I love just drawing him with such angry expressions.

This is likely the only place where my art doesn’t get its quality destroyed and turned into sad pixels lol

E n j o y i t .

Yes, this is a reference to Bocca della Verità if you didn’t notice haha.

Not me scrolling back to see my older art and then look back at this one, man, I had a major art change didn’t I?

[collarbjt]

SPN 1021

What‘s happened to Amelia ???????? Is that Genie??????

Both trouble teens 🤣 Cas you attack them with the fact

Claire pretends to be mean, but she‘s still a kid, naive and innocent, all obvious

Dean’s joking is so.scared!🙄

Dean’s thoughts about kids make me sad. Better and stronger to be alond…?whatthe….. Joohnnnnn

Sam is very good at taking care of teens. Well, she taught her some illegal tricks, but well that’s

Awwww Claire and Castiel have same vibe🥹

Haha Claire and Dean combi, Sam and Cas adults leaven those two kiddos.

Sam’s thought is different with Dean…. Sam thought Claire must be with Cas. Bc Dean take care of young Sammy…….🥹🥹🥹 I’m crying

Oh Dean is so annoying adult lol wait nononahh he’s a pro hunter

Gregories! New hierarchy of angel

Aha Dean, such a badass adult. Well Claire may love that birthday present…maybe.

Hey angels, seriously, you guys need to complain to the god first.

Oh Claire, so lovely adorable kid…Amelia’s so lucky to have her

Wtf Amelia!!!!!! Nooooo!!!!! Just sing the Gregorian chant as you name, and don’t be a troublemaker

Ohhhh Heaven….. Jimmy and Amelia met again….. but guys your kid is still in the human world ohno…

What Claire goes to Jody?????? Such a wonderful choice!!!

Dean ya understand kids’ heart! Yeah every wannabe-hunter kids need an angel’s sword and enochian dictionary.

Girl, carry on wayward with a good old music. Go girl, wish you a luck. Be a great adult.

[jennhoney]

I mostly wobble but usually don’t fall down. When I’m in familiar territory I just need to touch something stable like a wall or handrail or another person or sturdy piece of furniture and then I tend to find balance. But there have been a few situations like a cow pasture at night, trying to get back to the car, where I’ve been like, “OHNO I NEED HELP.” Or I’ve been to two movies in the past year and both times the lights have been down as I’ve tried to get to my seat and both times I’ve been like, “HAHA IM IN DANGER.” It’s weird and I don’t understand what the hell is going on with my body. And at the end of the month I’m going to try to explain it all to my neurologist again.

I guess I have a tricked out cane now. I put a sticker over the nonsensical company name. My dad and I looked at different kinds of flashlights and this rechargeable adjustable headlamp light clips on pretty perfectly. And I took off the ugly and basic wrist strap and replaced it with one made by my friend Leslie, her shop is called BookBiffle on Etsy (tumblr won’t let me add a link rn).

I can attach the whole thing to my bag like a scabbard and so when I’m out and wobbly I say things like, “haha I should be using a cane or something!” As I continue to not use my tricked out cane.

[alarmsofmyheart]

Jack and Joker: U Steal My Heart

Ep 1

Okay we are beginning with a (probably) failed ocean 8 except it's all gays.

Why am I reminded of Gone with the wind admsnshhsjajana

Enthusiastic taekwondo puppy on screen.

Why does it feel like lunch at my house lmao.

I DO NOT like this brother guy. He has just breathed for four minutes and don't like him.

Somebody please protect this Grandma.

Learn photoshop y'all (yelling at myself)

That hairstyle never fails in making anyone look younger, but it so well suits Yin Anon Wong.

Dreams curbed.

Guys Girls Theys, I get it, I saw so many posts about yearning in war's eyes. I get it. It's just episode one.

Alright I'm leaving this bar. Bye. Byeeee. Love is in the air. Atleast love interest is in the air. I'm leaving.

Not the wooden stool grab behind the counter and checking if anyone else is checking him 😭😭😭😭 That was so cute but Sir you are six feet tall everything you do is visible??!!!

Okay now we are sitting side by side.

The bling ✨ SFX for Jack/Yin's smile was PERFECT.

Jack!!!!! The shoulder grab!!! Oh God.. I get it why Joke is a goner. Acceptance and affirmation for someone who feels invisible and lonely. Wow. Glad Joke met Jack instead of parasocial relationship like me.

(I literally just paused the episode to type it all out, because it's gonna be good. I have never lived react blogged before on Tumblr, this is fun, this is like a pure unedited essay, no mind to mouth filter haha. Feels unreal to myself too. But here I am, instead of deleting this account, live blogging)

:( -> :) in 7 mins episode running time after face to face meeting. IM FINE. THIS IS FINE.

There's lot of inner healing required to accept the acceptance but also, boi is a theif, the unacceptance is blantant.

Wondering how nice their first meet is, how fucked up things are gonna get.

Wow. That is funny now. Run Forrest, Joker, Run. SFX are so good. Lmao.🤣

Ohno!

Okay that's too much blood. But okay. That was nice.

Girl!! He was not asking you.

Yes boi, go ahead scold him. Now the dark alley is pink alley, sirs stop flirting right now.

Girl, I'm so sorry, I was listening to you, but they werent. I've seen this scene as gif or clip atleast twenty other times but it's funny still.

Hand kerchief to wipe the blood!!!!

No mam. They weren't listening.

Ohmygod 🤣🤣🤣 Joke left, with the Gucci purse.

Ajshsjajjahah Rosè okay

Girl has bodyguards and yet somehow Jack and Joke got all bloody and bothered.

Big as a giant, heart as small as an ant

Well said grandma 🤣🩷

God this puppy is going to get heartbroken a hundred times 💔

The difference between the families UGH. Grandma is sitting by his side, while all the three are looking down on him, that too from staircase. DAMN. The lighting too! It was warm and orangy at Jack's and it's all cold and blue at Joke's.

Their optimism and pessimism of Jack and Joker is directly a result of the so far shown families dynamics but lets see.

Not the heist getting interrupted for coffee order 🤣🤣🤣

Oh the loan person better not be Jack.

Ah it's him. So that's how its gonna get fucked up.

Joke, your heart eyes Sir.

That's definitely no how banks work, but I'll just see.

No. No. No.

Oh no don't return the kerchief dear.

Ahsbsjsjshab He called him P'Joke.

Wow he disappeared again. The windswept SFX. It's gonna be one difficult love story. The bgms are good. I'm reminded of the first two-three episodes of Word Of Honor, not able to guess how and when WKX will show up. But here, it's Joke disappearing, trying to untangle, un-associate, running away.

So, Jack is gonna get arrested. Okay that's how he got arrested.

God War!!! War!! His face! Joke is regretting it all.

Grandma being sure that Jack didn't do it and it's striking opposite of Joke's family.

Wow. Joke bowed on his knees!!!!!!! This is not what I expected that too in ep 1. He is confessing it all. War the actor you are!

Alexa play I robbed a bank by Nerd Connection

Fuck!!! So that's how he got arrested. Okay.

Yin!! the actor you are!!!

What was that ring?

Wait what was that???? Omg?

Okay so that made him confess. And that made him a theif.

What an episode. It took me 1.5 hours to watch it.

[brokendreamscreation-moved]

//me & @originemesis

“Haha! Man how do you think the Lucifer’s will react when they catch Lucid & Adam amidst a breeding panic?”

*GOD HIMSELF PERCEIVES* @rradiio

“OHNO THAT’S WORSE!”

[sergeifyodorov]

i appreciate your jhughes gender scholarship but also yesterday i saw a video of him saying “thanks for the dress, boys” about a too big football jersey. thoughts ?

of course of course there is also the boydrag layer to it... when u are comfortable boymasc (as jack is pretending to be) u can wear a dress for the bit without insecurity... but to an actual comfymasc a too big football jersey is just a shirt thats 2 big. to him tho... A Dress -> fem which splits into Ohno they're girlifying me and also Haha yeah im comfy masc im totally cool w my genderpresentation as it affects my place in hockey society (bc i am butch ! )

[geffenrecords]

hey Tom delonge hii yeah so - Ohno yeah i saw the. yeah no i saw the articles about the aliens yeah no i love it haha. yaaa fuck thr government yeah don't worry no its fine its fine. hey can you put the lip ring back in. haha. maybe the eyebrow too. oh and if you like remember your gauges i think a little below double zero would be a good si - no no im still listening yeah the aliens yes i know.

[inaris-pokemon-world]

Favorite Pokémon?

Mod Kit: Sylveon! (forgive old, blurry arts!)

I've had a few over the years: Raichu, Mew, Lugia, Breloom, Latios, Riolu, Zorua... None of them ever stuck like this lil guy though.

I have five shiny ones. I grinded the Eevee Tera event to get a Sylveon of each Tera type (which I am now working on leveling to 100!). I LOVE this Pokémon. It was at first kind of a "haha, flesh-ribbons, that's so funny" until it turned into "ohno I think this my favorite Eeveelution" and then to "when did this become my favorite Pokémon??!" XD