#haha clan life wasn't for me not my gods!

[detectiveneve]

alright with 30+ hours. I'm gonna yap about my personal itching beef, since I'm having a ton of fun. but.

I think by far one of my biggest issues with the game is how much they flattened out thedas' social & political landscape. maybe for ease, maybe out of fear of tackling their topics "badly," but the way that they both want to address tevinter's slavery, but have also extremely downplayed elven subjugation & oppression as a longstanding lore, is sooo... frustrating.

I think the story so far is pretty solid, I'm having a GREAT time, I enjoy all the cast, but it does feel like it could've been a lot deeper if they'd fully accounted for the breadth of these longstanding lore realities that come with magic & class & whether one is human or elven or dwarven. I've gotten NONE of that, AS an elf shadow dragon. davrin going "that'll endear us to the world..." about the gods being elven is insane -- elves are already oppressed under the structures of thedas! tevinter is where all of this STARTED. similarly, the lack of interaction between magic & class is like... craaazy to me.

these structures are present throughout the entirety of each game, it should feel different in each location. it just feels clumsy to both want to address the social issues of slavery, etc. present in thedas, and ALSO flatten out the differences between city elves & dalish, not emphasize it more especially with an elven origin... like wdym. wdym. that one of the biggest mentions of it with an elven rook is the scroll lore where rook goes "it's about time someone acknowledged what my people did..." about some guy who praised the elves. a shadow dragon elf rook will have been living with a very specific systemic structure of oppression for their entire life. WHY isn't that here. the story structure I'm having a good time with, the characters I'm having a good time with, but goddd it could have been so much deeper if it had actually incorporated some of the complexity & nuance of these social structures in thedas. you look silly trying to both include these themes of shadow dragons breaking slavery and ALSO pussyfooting around The Origins Of How We Got Here. that's not even getting into MAGIC, and how being a MAGE should mean something different in different places. like. whahrhrrhrhrhrr.

[tinywitchgoblin]

Oya vod! I’m brand new to this, so hoping I’m doing it the right way. :)

Could I request a ship?

I’m a 6’6”, relatively fit terrestrial ecologist (biologist) and a horseback archer. I have a passion for all wildlife, especially avian creatures. I spend a lot of time in the outdoors assessing habitats, identifying birds (sometimes at long distances) by sight and sound and just enjoying the freedom of the natural world. I should probably just go ahead and build a cabin in the forest, because that’s where I feel most at home. Owing to having to work twice as hard to gain the same amount of respect respect in the traditionally male-dominated field of biological science I’m pretty independent and self-reliant but am flexible and can work as part of a team too.

I find large social situations challenging, and am generally slow to connect with people but once I do they are part of my clan for life. ;) People tend to perceive me as confident and capable, but in truth people mostly make me anxious. I connect with animals far more easily - they’re honest!

When I’m not in the forest, I can probably be found with my horse, firing arrows at targets as we gallop across a field, shouting along to metal tunes while driving my Jeep on trails, or working on some ridiculous craft project (probably a wool bird sculpture or leather armour that no one will ever see). Come to think on that I have some rather contrasting traits, haha!

Thank you! These have been fun to read!

Of course, I'm glad you're enjoying them!

I ship you with...

Crosshair!

Our resident sentient toothp(r)ick enjoys spending time outdoors, especially alone, where no one can bother him and he can have some peace and quiet. Just like you, he doesn't like large social gatherings and is very hesitant to let people in. However, once you accepted each other and started dating, you spent a lot of time alone together.

Once he finds out that you do horseback archery, he begged asked you to teach him everything show him a couple of things, and you happily obliged. Initially, he wasn't very good at it because it was so different from his usual skills as a sniper, but eventually, he started showing some improvements. There are few people in the galaxy more stubborn than Crosshair, and he was determined to be good at horseback archery, so help him god.

Having grown up with Tech, Crosshair is very familiar with listening to ramblings about various topics (animals included) and identifying local flora and fauna. However, having it come from you instead of his brother made it very different. He asked Tech for some resources to learn about the various birds in the area (which Tech was very curious as to why Crosshair would want all of that information all of a sudden. suspicious), so when you and he went birdwatching, he had at least a basic knowledge of what you were seeing and hearing, and it made you happy that he put time and effort into such an activity- because as much as he refuses to admit it, your smile is far prettier than any bird.

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Thanks for reading! If you want a ship request like this one, drop it in my ask box, and don't forget to reblog 💚

[qishylia-adelia]

I just dreamt of a semi modern genshin au.I'm writing this as I just woke up from it.

Lumine just got out of a fight with inazuma's local mafia while trying to find her brother.

She picks Paimon up from daycare.The daycare is actually closed because the workers there couldn't be bothered to wait for Lumine.So they just left paimon sleeping close to the front door and told lumine that they left a spare key under the mat for lumine to get paimon herself.

Lumine held paimon on her shoulder while walking through the old timey streets of inazuma.Their home is just a motel who's supposedly run by the International Trade association by outsiders,for outsiders.Most of the inazumans in my dream discriminate towards foreigners.Which explains why the workers just left paimon sleeping in the dark on the floor.

Lumine curses about her current life.She curse Aether out because she couldn't understand what the hell he means by "discovering the truth of this world" to find him.She just want her brother back.Lumine also feels really bad for paimon to be living this travelling lifestyle as she accidentally gets roped into Lumine's life.

At the end her legs gave out on her,leaving her sitting on the walk path of the empty beach.

It was that moment a car pulled up next to her.Lumine is tired af but she pulls out her sword anyway,trying to get into a fighting stance with a sleeping paimon in her arms.

The car window rolls down to reveal Kamisato Ayaka.Lumine got concerned on why the frick is the daughter of the kamisato clan driving around town looking for her.

Ayaka just responds "Shush! you're the outlander who got beaten up here."

She brings Lumine in and puts paimon on the back seat.Ayaka puts the hat from her springbloom missive outfit on Lumine's head as cover for Lumine.Because god archons forbid an outlander is seen in the car with the daughter of the kamisato clan driving it.

Lumine asked Ayaka how tf did ayaka sneaked out,when did she learn how to drive,did she come looking for her or did she find her by chance.

"This is my new car.Turns out Ayato actually understands my feelings of desiring freedom from my responsibilities that weighed my name.He secretly brought one for me for my upcoming birthday"

"I opened up my present early to find you.Ayato doesn't know.For all he knows is that we got robbed"

they laughed about it.Ayaka then puts her hand on lumine's hand,holding it gently.

"I'm sorry I can't directly help you.But know that I'll always love you.I will make it up to you one day"

Lumine chuckles.

"I know I know,it's always you cryos who's full of love.And yeah,you better make it up to me.I'm still pissed at you ordering Thoma to test my worth.As if fighting a dragon,a harbringer and a god with his vengeful wife wasn't enough to prove my worth"

"You're ruining the romantic tension Lumine"

"Haha go f ck yourself girlie" /jk

"The harbringer definitely left an impression on you for you to be copying his use of words"

"You're jealous"

"Huh-"

the dream ends

[x-authorship-x]

your shisui pairings have me so excited for the real ship and shisui is so crush-able (crush as in like-love 🙈) can you tell us what/how everyone woild think of him like that? Validation for shisui please haha

Shisui is extremely...crushable... 😅

Also you've really done it now, Anon, because I can talk for hours about Shisui as a character but LOVING Shisui? It is my fandom-given CALLING

I'm pretty sure I've mentioned something like this in an A/N somewhere before, maybe in my College AU Squad2polyromcom (and murder mystery), but I'll do it again anyway

So *cracks fingers* it's time to make you love every Shisui Ship combo

Let's start of with the Squad:

Kakashi: oh god he's feeling an emotion. He didn't sign up for this, the Icha Icha isn't even helping distract him because Shisui just thinks it's funny and he's laughing with those dimples and rolling his pretty eyes and ignoring the filthy looks everyone is shooting them. And it's terrifyingly easy to image an honest-to-kami life like this, not just the vague blurry impression of remaining alive between missions, because Shisui is easy. He understands and he pushes but knows when to stop, he quirks sardonic smiles at Kakashi's fucked up humour and he never resents Kakashi for the things he can't give up, like his mask and his borrowed habits and his guilt. He survives Kakashi being, well, Kakashi- and he doesn't just survive it, he seeks him out, he seems to enjoy Kakashi, and- Shisui is strong and fast, all won through skill, but with an ace up his sleeve from the unfathomable power behind those eyes. Kakashi... has been saved by Shisui more times than he's had to do the converse and it's... Comforting. That Shisui isn't looking to Kakashi, Kakashi who is so broken and has mishandled so many things, to fix it, to guide. He follows Kakashi like an equal, waiting but never demanding, and Kakashi... breathes. That's what makes it so terrifying; that being with Shisui is, for the first time in Kakashi's life, so much easier than being without him.

Raidou: Meeting Shisui had been... A trip. Here was this rising star of an already legendary Clan, someone with genius and achievements to rival Hatake Kakashi - and Raidou knew first-hand what a dick he could be - and the ANBU higher-ups thought it was a good idea to match him in a team with a minor-clan assassin and a civ-born 'doorman'. Brilliant. Raidou would admit he'd been braced for the worst, defensive and professional and wary of dramatics. And it sounded so cliche and uncomfortable - if Raidou ever got around to admitting as much out loud - that Shisui just wasn't like that. His smiles were genuine, even at the start when Raidou brushed him off with barely-concealed suspicion, and the admiration for Raidou's jack-of-all, patchworked skillset wasn't concealing distain or condescension. It took time for Raidou to stop waiting for the other shoe to drop, longer than many of their fellow Shinobi would've had the patience for, but... They grew closer. There were things Shisui, raised in the centre of a historic Clan and so far ahead of his peers, didn't even consider; he asked why Raidou clung to the Konohan Standard Taijutsu, forgetting that it was all Raidou had ever had the opportunity to learn, and then, when the reason was pointed out, he blushed a mortified red and spent the next few months helping - with aid from his Sharingan - Raidou put his own flare on it. He didn't know why Raidou loathed bloodstains on his uniform, because Shisui's Clan sorted their own laundry whilst Raidou had to soak and scrub his own. He told Raidou the extensive history of the Uchiha that he'd been drilled in as a child... And then listened, dark eyes gleaming and intently focused on Raidou's face, as the other plucked at the inconsistencies and pondered over truth and bias. Shisui had been raised, no matter how sweet and earnest he was as a person, from privilege - rich in history and wealth and with an advantage as a Shinobi but... With no childhood, no simplicity, such little choice, and maybe Raidou was learning things about himself too - but he never looked at Raidou like he was less. Their Squad was chaotic, with Kakashi and Genma and Tenzo - although the latter was unwittingly complicit so much of the time - and Raidou caught Shisui's laughing gaze as the two of them looked on. Something shared zapped between them, an understanding and a knowing, and it was suddenly they who were united against the world. And maybe it was hopeless and messy and nothing more than a stolen moment like this, maybe Raidou - the civilian born boy with a scar on his face like a stamp of his shortcomings - had finally grown too big for his boots because - he wanted. Kami, how he let himself want.

Genma: Genma was a lot of things but a coward wasn't one of them. It was a point of pride, in fact, since assassins were so often viewed as the dirtiest in their world, killers who lacked the strength for a straight fight and who lacked the courage to show themselves from the shadows... Idiots, all of them. They were Shinobi, not samurai, and Genma's hands were only as dirty as his fellow Elites, maybe even less so. He didn't hide what he was, the lengths he went to in the name of his village and people, and he didn't waste time hurling playground slurs when he could be getting the job done. Being in a Squad with others who understood that...was, frankly, a small miracle. Kakashi was as fucking professional as they came - discounting his rampant, off-the-clock instability, but Genma was to blame for some of that so he wasn't gonna say shit - and Raidou was his partner in crime. They'd failed Minato, and they'd failed together - there was a bond there, of knowing and guilt that they'd never shake free of, and it was there to stay. Tenzo... Was fucked up in a different way but he kept going and Genma admired his guts, even more than his impressive skills. And then... Shisui. Genma had pissed off a lot of people in his life, civilians and Shinobi both, but Shisui was the last person Genma wanted to mess with. Kakashi was constantly prickly, so prodding harder didn't usually amount to anything but a sour mood and a swipe, and Raidou ditched him for a bit if Genma pressed too hard in his direction; Tenzo was a kicked puppy and even Genma had standards. But Shisui? Shisui just fucking took it. He laughed and complained and didn't move an inch. He deflected, blushing mottled red where he'd once been miles of perfect skin, and he hissed and bickered and he went precisely nowhere. He was light and friendly and patience and earnest... And ruthless. He was death so fast that the eyes couldn't even follow him, he was blood dripping from a tantō edge and the nightmare presence watching over them all, ready in a heartbeat to whisk them away from certain death. He looked at Genma, dark eyes burning even without the Sharingan, and plotted their assassination without censure and he never shied from either of their own darkness. Genma had lost his mother and sister the night he'd failed to protect Minato, he'd gathered a second family of friends around him but these things were never permanent... But Shisui... He was an expert at Permanent. He'd been a kid when he'd planted himself protectively in front of his kid cousin and he'd not moved a muscle since. He'd been in ANBU only a few years shorter than Kakashi and he'd sworn, with the rest of them, not to leave until he did... And he'd stayed strong to that, not just suffering through but staying alive-alive. And his eyes- Genma played with people because it was better than risking himself and fucking up for real. And he played with Shisui more than he'd ever done with anyone, pushing harder when Shisui did nothing to put space between them, push and push and- it was vulnerable in its own way. Because Genma hoped, somewhat desperately where no one could ever find out about, that there wasn't a limit. That Shisui, fastest Shinobi alive, would stay put.

Tenzo: this might be a little briefer but I feel like I've covered these two a bit more than the others (namely, the ship ficlet in And All The Stars Seemed Closer) but: Shisui was always there. Tenzo's whole life had been beyond his own control, he had been a tool forged outside of his own making and, when he was free, Tenzo was...untethered. Shisui, in a strange way, was as familiar to Tenzo as much as he was foreign; he'd been raised for the will of the Uchiha Elders, errand boy and then pawn and, now, soldier. But he'd kept a hold of himself, rebelled in small ways and smuggled Hsi cousins away for dango instead of the promised training, had bypassed the clan guards to sneak Kakashi to an old Uchiha healer to ensure his eye wouldn't become infected, had ignored summons from the Elders only to claim that he never received them. It was little things that combined into a larger picture and Tenzo, who had been gagged and leashed his whole life, knew nothing except that he wanted Shisui to teach him how to live like that. And Shisui had. They went for dinner and ate dessert beforehand, they lay in fields and Tenzo was coaxed into picturing the most interesting shapes formed by the clouds, Shisui's shoulder a source of warmth where he lay so close by. He taught Tenzo to smile again, small but organic, and he soothed him through panic-stricken tears. And Tenzo didn't know a lot still, even less so about how to negotiate with the tangle of emotions lodged deep in his sternum, but this felt... Different to Kakashi-senpai and Genma and Raidou. It was companionship and admiration and gratitude and hope and- the urge to reach out and feel the curl of that dimpled smile for himself. It was knowing, with a shuddery warmth so different but also the same as a patch of sunlight, that these discoveries wouldn't be the same if Tenzo didn't do them with Shisui. And that was something to discover in itself.

🥹

Others: there are more ships but, since quite a lot of context is based off HOPE AU, several characters haven't been introduced yet so idk if they'd do anything for you guys?

Kisame: I literally just posted a Soulmate Prompt and also he's had a lot of limelight in UDB so I cba 😅 BUT we're talking star crossed, they've both been betrayed but Shisui fought back and stayed loyal whilst Kisame fled and has found new purpose thanks to Shisui, we're talking Shisui sees Konohan loyalty in Kisame and Kisame appreciates the Kiri viciousness in Shisui, they are ride or die and Kisame wonders how far Shisui will let him in, what would happen if he pressed even closer... If he kept following wherever Shisui led...

Shizune: Shizune was raised on stories that both loved and loathed Konoha. Having met Shunshin no Shisui, the man who had been thrown into the very depths of the village's rotten core and somehow torn both himself free and revealed the perpetrator, Shizune would admit to being...curious about the Konoha that inspired such devotion. That Shisui was sharp, dark eyes made liquid in the firelight, and could meet her remark for remark, well. Shizune couldn't help but wonder, as he pushed forwards to breathe his counter argument so close to her mouth, what being the focus of the loyalty of a man like Shisui would feel like.

Anko: it's a hate crush. He's pretty and perfect and she knows he's fucked up but people don't seem to realise it, they haven't seen shisui tear into someone in an interrogation cell and they haven't seen the angry furrow to his mouth in an argument and they haven't tasted the tang of blood on his teeth when words didn't cut it and kissing the stupidity out of him was the only option. Frankly, anko didn't want anyone else to know any of that either.

Asuma: see my Shisui/Asuma marriage ask prompt from earlier, it's better than I could convey here.

Gai: There were few people who could meet Gai and match him blow for blow, fewer still who could continue to do so on a regular basis, and even less who would take such genuine pleasure in such a routine. Gai was not a man to conceal truth from himself, he faced challenges every single day and knew that the genuineness of his effort was bettering him, even if the projects themselves were no further forward. Befriending Kakashi had been akin to approaching a wounded, feral animal - and, indeed, it remained a worthwhile but troubled dynamic - whilst befriending his Genin teammates had been a lesson in moderation and humility. Genma and Ebisu were people different from himself but fundamentally akin, enough for fondness to form but not for the ease of close companionship; Gai loved and valued them but he was under no illusions that they would ever have been extremely closely knit in their personal lives. Meeting Shunshin no Shisui, however, had been...illuminating; he had sought Gai out first. He wanted to train and knew that such improvement required an extremely dedicated partner... In Shisui's eyes, that could only mean Gai. He'd been frank in his reasoning, gratified instead of disconcerted by the suggestions Gai had immediately launched into, and he'd been shockingly warm when he'd held Gai's hand between his own as he thanked him. They'd met and it had been... Revitalizing. Gai, with no one but Kakashi able to keep up these days, hadn't realised how much he'd missed having an equal. Shisui was admiring whenever he was bested, determined as much as good natured, and he continued so as the days passed. Gai's luck did not wear out; Shisui kept matching him. And, more than that, it wasn't a secret. Gai had instinctively called out a greeting to him, when he'd spotted Shisui in the marketplace whilst completing his handstand laps, only for Shisui to laugh - joyfully, never meanly - at the sight of him and shout that he'd see him at the usual time, uncaring for the disbelieving gawking going on around him. Gai had learned, from his sensitive boyhood to his emotionally-intelligent but matured adulthood now, to allow the negatives of those around him to wash over him and not linger, something his peers struggled with. Shisui, one of the most notorious Uchiha, seemed to have similarly mastered this skill. He didn't shy from Gai or attempt to tone him down. He didn't fade away or lose interest. He matched Gai, move for move, and Gai was determined to take another step forwards!

Ao: PFFFFT-

Just a little something-something to make the shipping worse~

Anyway, hope you enjoy this, anon 👋✨

[skinnyravs]

Always venting

It seems when I feel like coming here I just complain. lol. But that's because there is too many people on my FB and Twitter that will just say shit to others if I rant there. haha.

So what do I have to complain about this time?

Well my last post I think I was talking about how you think you have friends in game but they eventually just fizzle out or leave etc. The more I look at it the more it makes sense of why I feel that way about it. Every day that I play Destiny i see a common thing.

I have always talked about people I used to know, people I used to play with etc etc. And when you see them on and you don't get a reply or an invite but they will do shit with other people it brings about a feeling of dejection, abandonment, and rejection. And it makes you question why. Why should you make an effort anymore.

It gets tiresome when you feel like you are always making the effort and people just sort of fob you off. Be it in the obvious way or in the subtle way. And when it keeps happening you start to lose faith in people and you sort of retreat to yourself and you want to spend more time alone. Then when you say something because of how you feel, people will just say oh your being too sensitive, your nit picking your not getting along with people your burning bridges with them. When in fact that isn't it. The feeling of disappointment becomes so overpowering you just can't take it anymore and you lose yourself in anger and you can never shake it and when you see it in front of you on the screen / in a game it actually gets worse. Nobody but yourself will understand it.

I see my friends list on the game and i sit there thinking. "What more can I do?" And the only answer is: Nothing, just do it yourself. Nobody wants to play with you so just find a way to do it yourself. I have messaged people in the past, I've tried to talk to them but all it ever leads to is silence and at first its fine but the longer it goes on it makes me question why I have even bothered. And yes I know the whole that's just life etc etc speech but the end story is I'm sick of always trying. For once why can't others take the lead?? Why can't both sides do it? Nobody seem to be doing it, and in the end I'm the one that gets kind of pushed aside. I'm sick of that. I'm sick of trying to be better trying to be open when that's not a natural thing to do for me. For damn once I'd like the people in this game to come to me and go: hey come join this and this and this. Not me asking people for once it be nice for others to do that and not just because they desperately need help with a quest, an exotic, a mission etc. I mean, there was only ONE person recently that did that and it wasn't even in the same clan I didn't even know who they were. It was someone that was following one of my streams and ended up talking to me and stuff and it was fun. That is the kind of thing I need, not me constantly having to reach out to people.

So ugh frustrating to handle no wonder I get snappy because i am god damn tired of it.

But you know what wishing / hoping for that will never happen clearly I am just dreaming. So again I will always have to start stuff and hope i get a yes not silence. But believe me I know its always silence I receive or no i'm busy type thing.

[nkogneatho]

𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘

— 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔

#series m.list #m.list #taglist #tip me

—word count: 1.5k

—cw: fem!reader, semi-public sex, cunningulus, fingering, protected sex.

—A/n: was rubbing my thighs while writing this. Anyways. Enjoy. Send feebacks.

—Reblogs are appreciated.

You know how there's always a man that people find annoying, but somehow you're the only one ridiculously attracted towards him? Yeah. Gojo Satoru was like that to you.

Don't get me wrong. Girls loved him. A lot of them in fact. And why won't they? He was rich, tall, good-looking, and known to be extremely flirtatious. A prince charming. But anyone who had met him in real life found him egoistic, immature, ignorant, and annoying. In fact, he had a nickname among the people who back bitched about him. 'Self obsessed whore.' Sounds about right. But these same qualities turned you on. You found that self-obsession and ego laced voice—when he would say something to piss the higher ups off—sexy. So, when the Kyoto School principal ordered you to go to the meeting with Satoru, you almost fainted from happiness.

You had put more than usual effort in your makeup. Made sure your shirt missed a few buttons to flaunt the bare skin that might catch his eyes. You even shaved. You felt like a clown because what were you expecting? The leader of the Gojo clan would be interested in fucking me? Haha. Yes. Maybe I should've put on a clown makeup. You thought. But you shaved anyway. Who knows? Perhaps you'll get lucky.

The whole time in the meeting, you were staring at him. He might've thought you were seriously invested in what he had to say, but all you could think was of those lips. They were glossy. Maybe he had a lip balm on. And if he did, you badly wanted to know what flavor. Perhaps smell it. Or even taste it—

“So anyway. That brings me back to my point that we're not going to execute Itadori unless it's officially clear that he's a threat to humanity,” he confirmed, fidgeting the matcha tea cup in his hand. “Although even if he was a threat, you know I won't have any trouble to put Sukuna in his place.”

God. You hated that you blushed at that. And you hated it even more knowing that it was clearly visible to him. But it all went away when you saw a faint smile appear on his face. You couldn't see his eyes, but you knew they were staring right at you.

“Thank you so much for your assistance. I'll confirm this with Principal Gakuganji. We shall look forward to carrying out the concluded plan,” you said as you shook hands with him. He had this slightly firm grip on you and send shivers down your spine. Wow. I am holding hands with Gojo Satoru. When what you were actually doing is having a professional handshake at the end of the meeting, just like how any other person would.

“Well, if you may, I shall leave.” But he didn't. Instead, he was staring at you with an expression you couldn't comprehend. Then you looked down and realized that you hadn't let his hand go. Shit. You dumb bitch. Now he might know you have eyes for him. You felt embarrassment creep over you, but Satoru saved you and just laughed it off.

You both left the room together. He headed towards his car and you towards yours. You both once again noticed each other in the same place. Apparently, he had his car parked next to yours. You gave him a warm smile, which made him say something totally unexpected.

“I thought you just had a crush on me. But now you stalk me too?” He laughed. Your brain did a 180° after processing what he had just said. He knew?

“Wh–what? I wasn't stalking you. My car is parked here too,” you stutter.

“Oh. So, I am only right about the crush part then.” Dammit. You knew it was a joke. You knew this was his nature. And wasn't this exact thing why you liked him? Then why did it piss you off?

“I— ugh. No wonder they call you a self obsessed whore,” you mumbled. It was supposed to be inaudible. You didn't realize you were thinking out loud.

“Come again?”

“What? Nothing. It wasn't about you—”

“I am a self-obsessed whore. You knew that then, why the heart eyes in the meeting, baby?” He got closer and closer. It was becoming difficult to breathe. Shit. He is an asshole. But people should emphasize that he is also hot, flirtatious, attractive, and tall. That same tall body was towering you now.

“Please. If you come any closer, then…”

“Then what, baby?” he held your chin, making you look up at him.

“Then I will end up kissing you.” Your breath was heavy.

He took in all the air you had exhaled, before consenting a “then fucking kiss me.”

That was all that it took for you to lose control and crash your lips on his. He didn't budge, letting you do everything you wanted. After some minutes, he wrapped his arms around the waist, lifted you off the ground, and placed you on the bonnet of his smoke gray car. He then started pushing his tongue through, rubbing his hands on your back. You found yourself moaning into the kiss. He did have a lip balm on. And now you could taste it. It was a mix of blueberry and mint.

“Need you.” You pleaded, breaking the kiss and catching a breath.

“Right here?”

“Mhm. Please.” And there it was. Something he can't resist. A kind request from such a pretty person. And there is no way in hell he was gonna miss a chance of fucking you in an empty underground space, which was apparently also a parking lot for the abandoned school.

Gojo quickly went inside his car and pulled out a condom and all the other needed things. When he came back to the front, he saw your hands reaching between your thighs. Your eyes closed. You looked so sexy.

“Baby?” He whispered. “Hold on to this for me, please.” He pleaded, tugging the hem of your shirt between your teeth. He inserted two wet fingers that he spat on, stretching you out nicely. You whimpered, feeling erotic. The hands that you were thirsting on earlier were now into you, fingering you.

“Need to feel those lips.”

“They are already on your lips, baby” he assured, kissing you, but you pulled away.

“No, no. Uhm—fuck. Need to feel them—” your hands traveled between your legs, pointing on your pussy, “right here.” All those feelings he was holding back emerged from his body as he bent down, kissing your pussy. Thank god I shaved. Your drooling cunt was fluttering at how good those lips felt on your wetness. He pushed his tongue, rubbing them harshly on your clit. He was so passionate. You loved the feeling.

A few licks later, your orgasm came crashing down on you. He held your legs when they were shaking from the pleasure. He crawled up to your lips, trying to hear your moans clearer. They felt like music to his ears.

“I wonder how blueberries lip balm and my cum tastes together?” You grinned.

“Why don't you taste it yourself?” His lips once again crashed yours. It tasted surprisingly good.. Fruity, but a little sour. You loved it.

Satoru wore the condom. He gathered your wetness, teasing your clit before pushing past your hole. “Holy shit,” you moaned so loud. His length was long enough.

Halfway through the sex, you were losing your grip, but he held your hips tightly, guiding you on his cock. He brought one of his hands to your clit and started rubbing it. You once again closed your eyes, feeling another orgasm approaching you.

“Fuck, baby. Ah! You're so hot. So fucking tight. Wanna cum.” His hips thrust hard into you.

Satoru was close too. It was one of the reasons he wanted to make you cum while he does, so you milk him dry.

Your legs shivered and wrapped tightly around his hips. “Ah! Fuck. Oh shit, baby.” He groaned, stopping his thrusts. With a stuttering hips, he came while being inside you. There was a barrier if rubber, but you could feel how warm his cum was.

“Well, that was…” he wiped the sweat off your forehead. “—amazing. I was good.”

You laughed at his comment. “You really are a self-obsessed whore.”

“Never denied it, baby.” He pressed his forehead against yours.

You both were just looking into each other's eyes. Just two half naked bodies in a parking lot. But it didn't feel cold. Your hearts warmed up at how fondly you gazed at each other. How gently your body was pressed against each other. That's something you never wanted. Yet needed.

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Hi!! i swear your blog is my comfort 😭 could you do a one shot/hc of the scarlet witch baby being kidnapped by superiors/zenin's?? and everyone gets mad and tries to get her back (I wish toji was added 🥺, and uncle getou if it's not too much to ask) and sorry about my english haha

scarlet witch! baby fushiguro! reader gets kidnapped

jujutsu kaisen x reader

masterlist of the series

warning(s): possible anime/manga spoilers for jjk, mentions of threat and powers of wanda maximoff/scarlet witch, use of strong language & promised fluff at the very end

thank you so much for requesting and the feedback! no need to apologize dear anon, i think your english is great! i'm glad that my blog gives you comfort, it also gives me comfort! enjoy reading <3

before you read: geto and toji are ressurected by reader! i am also counting sukuna for this request because he's canonically a big softie for bb fushiguro >:( also, this is one of my favorite works because i'm low-key proud at how many words i was able to write for this request :)

may the heavens and whatever god is out there have pity on the higher ups. they have made a huge mistake in taking you by force, despite knowing you are under gojo satoru's custody and protection. when you first exhibited your chaos magic at tokyo jujutsu technical school, their perception of you as a threat came to be.

the immense power you possess was nothing compared to their cursed energy, and that was the thing; it wasn't cursed energy. gojo had succeeded in keeping you safe, but that was until two things happened. you had not only unsealed gojo satoru from the prison realm with your own powers, but you had also brought back two jujutsu criminals, fushiguro toji and geto suguru. you were much more of a threat compared to itadori yuuji, who has the king of curses sealed in him. you were also too young and inexperienced to do such things, yet you had the capability to do so. 

it was too late. your involvement with jujutsu sorcerers and criminals, as well as your true identity and the gift you possessed, had already spread among the big three clans and the higher ups.

"damn it.. those goddamn fuckers."

the first and second-year students, as well as nanami and the two jujutsu criminals you had ressurected, winced and watched their usually carefree and playful teacher act in such a way. gojo's crystalline blue eyes, visible through his black sunglasses, were ironically seeing red from such rage as he stressedly ran his fingers through the locks of his hair.

"calm down, satoru. you're scaring the kids." nanami decided to speak, noting the first and second-year students' reaction.

"calm down? how. can. i calm. down?" gojo's tone of voice hardened as his octave rose. "my baby was taken by the elders without my permission. yaga just told me they are either sentencing [name] an execution for the "crimes" she committed or letting the zenin clan take custody of her by force."

"not the zenin clan." maki scoffed scornfully with arms folded across her chest.

"this doesn't make any sense. how the hell was that a crime? [name] saved gojo-sensei and single-handedly defeated kenjaku." itadori's closed fists trembled.

inumaki nodded in agreement at itadori's statement, his brows furrowed. "salmon."

"my niece brought him and i back to life." geto glanced at the older fushiguro in the room with them before hanging his head low and sighing deeply.

"but [name] is just a child." nobara's face faltered into a frown. "this cannot be. she didn't hurt anyone, if anything she's innocent!"

"it's simple. the big three clans and all the higher ups are scared of [name]." toji finally decided to speak up after some time. "they are scared of the fact that she's a bigger threat than all the cursed spirits and users combined."

"what they cannot have control of—is considered a threat to them." gojo said in addition to toji's.

as if the situation wasn't bad enough already, gojo's phone chimed and vibrated, signaling an incoming phone call. the limitless sorcerer immediately picked it up without even bothering to look at the contact's name and placed the call on speaker for everyone to hear.

"gojo, the elders have already decided." it was utahime's voice, your mama-figure's voice. "they won't push through [name]'s execution, but the zenin clan are taking custody of her."

"they're going to turn [name] into a fucking weapon." it was now toji who was seething in anger. "i gave [name] to gojo for a reason and they're just going to dump her to that hellhole? i'm going to kill every single one of them.."

"is there anything we can do to take [name] back? where is [name]? is she at least okay?" gojo rubbed his temples in a worry.

"gakuganji said that naobito and naoya of the zenin clan had just picked her up." utahime reported sadly. "[name] was unconscious. i think they put her to sleep or something. they didn't even let me see her."

"fuck, they better not have hurt [name]." megumi mumbled, eyes hardening into a glare at the thought of you being harmed and seeing your tear-stained face.

"oi, the brat's in my domain again."

everyone's heads turned towards itadori, particularly at sukuna who morphed via a mouth on the cheek, with wide eyes.

"what?" both toji and geto uttered in unison.

"[name]'s doing that thing again wherein her consciousness leaves her body." itadori explained briefly, eyes widening along with everyone's.

"astral projection. [name] calls it astral projection." megumi corrected the salmon pink haired boy before turning towards his father. "[name]'s been doing it for some time now, mostly when she comes to see sukuna."

"[name]'s acquainted with the king of curses?" geto held a disbelief look on his face.

"the brat's crying all over me. if you guys are going to do something about her, you better do it now and fast." sukuna scoffed in annoyance. in the curse king's domain, you were currently sitting on sukuna's lap, being coddled in sukuna's embrace, crying how much you want your daddy and how scared you are.

"fuck them. they crossed the line. i'm taking [name] back whether they like it or not." gojo scowled, harshly throwing his black sunglasses to the side to grab his blindfold instead. "i'll kill them all if I have to."

"i'm coming with you." the ex-salaryman took hold of his blunt sword, ready to accompany the limitless sorcerer.

toji cracked his knuckles, "i'm not allowing those shitheads to take my baby either, not after everything."

toji reminisced about the day you were born, the day he had to leave you behind, the day his undead ghost stumbled upon you, and the day you resurrected him because you wanted to remember and help him. you were his third chance. toji wasn't going to let anything bad happen to you again. 

"if it weren't for [name], i wouldn't be here right now." geto tied his shoulder length hair into a man-bun.

geto, too, reminisced about the memories he had with you. from recognizing his undead ghost watching over you and gojo, to his joining your antics, to you bringing him back to life to make your daddy happy and finally meeting your other uncle. you saved toji and geto, and now it was their turn to return the favor. 

"count us in too, gojo-sensei! let's take [name] back!" itadori exclaimed determinedly.

everyone you knew and loved was desperate to take you back, and that was how almost every jujutsu sorcerer went head-to-head with the zenin clan. gojo no longer cared about the dispute he had yet to cause among the big three clans with what he and everyone were doing. he was ready to risk it all for you.

it is just as the elders and the rest of the big clans say; you were capable of wreaking havoc. the world is at your very mercy at this rate. you could hurt people, but only if you wanted to, and that was your dilemma right now.

it was probably pathetic how you were letting yourself being kept right now by the zenin clan, but you refused to hurt anyone. just as gojo taught you and just as you promised, you would only use your chaos magic for good, no matter what the prophecies said, no matter what the old lady and the darkhold said about you and your destiny.

you were vulnerable; you were too afraid to use your chaos magic right now. the words of the elders had gotten to you and successfully manipulated you into believing you were a threat, a danger to humanity—both to jujutsu sorcerers and non-jujutsu sorcerers alike, and how it would be better for you to reside with the zenin clan, where you'd receive more proper training, so you wouldn't commit such "crimes" anymore.

you continued to project yourself into sukuna's domain and refused to return to your physical body, which was still in deep sleep. right now, the curse king was the only person you could run to. sukuna's the only one who can see your soul, and despite the living atrocity that he is, he ironically gives you comfort. 

"you should really stop crying, brat." despite the evident "annoyance" plastered on sukuna's face and laced in the tone of his voice, he continued to hold you in his arms and wipe the tears rolling your cheeks. "i already told the others to come get you.."

"you did?" you sniffled, your tear-glazed [color] eyes staring into sukuna's ruby ones.

"tch. yes, i did.. so, stop crying, okay?" sukuna sighed deeply, placing his hand on the top of your head before running his fingers through your [color] hair in an attempt to soothe your crying.

"unless you want me to kill your shark and yellow mouse creature friend?" you immediately shook your head at the last statement, causing him to chuckle at you. your innocence never failed to amuse sukuna. you really are just a child, despite the nearly god-like powers you possess. 

"you should wake up now." sukuna told you, which prompted you to shook your head and whine.

you whimpered, "don't wanna. i don't like those bad people."

"i don't like those weakling of a clan either, brat." sukuna let out a huff, before shaking his head. "but i'm not talking about them. you want to see your father, don't you?"

your eyes widened. you failed to sense the presence of gojo satoru right away—that was a first. for a second, you were so scared and vulnerable that you forgot you had high sensitivity to energy. sukuna watched your face slowly light up upon realization.

"daddy! daddy's out there!" a gasp escaped your breath, "uncle nanami, uncle geto, daddy toji, gumi-nii.. everyone's here!"

"that's what i've been trying to tell you, brat! now scram and get out of here." sukuna averted his gaze away from you as he continued to fail to display annoyance.

"thank you, thank you, thank you, kuna-nii! you're the best!" you wrapped your tiny arms around his neck, pressing a kiss on the curse king's cheek, which caused him to violently flinch from surprise and yell out a "hey!", but before he could do anything about it, it had already been done and you had already gone to return to your physical body.

as soon as you opened your eyes and woke up after astral projecting yourself in sukuna's domain, you immediately broke free from the room they locked you in and ran across the halls of the manor with your chaos magic and newfound determination. following gojo's cursed energy, you were able to find the ever familiar limitless sorcerer, sorcerer killer, ex-curse user, ex-salaryman, and the rest of the students of tokyo jujutsu tech, fighting against the entirety of the zenin clan along with a few elders that were there.

with your emotions amplifying your chaos magic, you subconsciously unleashed your domain expansion and trapped everyone inside it. everyone except gojo and the students (they have already withnessed it before) eyed the massive field of red pisonics surrounding them, as well as the gigantic, glowing runes embedded on them.

"did i use up all of my cursed energy?" naoya zenin's eyes widened in disbelief at how he was suddenly unable to feel his own cursed energy and use his technique.

the limitless sorcerer smirked at the zenin, taking in the priceless expression plastered on his face. "this is my baby's domain expansion. in this space, only [name] can use her powers."

once everyone was rendered powerless at your mercy, you pushed through the zenins that were still in shock about what you had just done and ran towards gojo. 

you cried out to the limitless sorcerer, "daddy!"

gojo knelt down to your height and engulfed you in his embrace. you clawed against the fabric of his uniform as you wrapped your arms around him desperately, breaking down into tears.

"it's okay, baby. it's okay, i got you. daddy's got you." the comforting, soft voice of gojo hushed you down. gojo cradled you in his embrace and peppered your face with kisses, just like how he always does.

you buried your face onto his neck right after and whimpered, "i wanna go home.. i don't want to be here.."

"we'll go home, okay? but first, i need you to release your domain. i just need to have a word with these people and the rest of higher ups, so they will never take you away again." gojo momentarily pulled you away from him to smile at you as reassurance. "i promise i'll come back to you right after."

you nodded your head in understanding. with just a few twitches of your red glowing fingers, the massive field of chaos magic engulfing everyone dissipated, and as soon as it did, gojo teleported away from your sight and left with the elders and the zenin clan, but not before he left you in toji's embrace.

the students cried out in relief and bombarded you at an instant. "[name]!"

"you were so brave, angel. i'm so proud of you." toji cradled you in his arms lovingly before kissing your forehead, prompting you to smile. "it's so good to have you back."

"they didn't hurt my niece, did they?" geto asked in concern as he took you from toji's arms to carry and embrace you next.

you shook your head before clinging onto geto like a koala, "no, they just scare me. i am never going back there ever again."

"we won't let that happen, especially your father." nanami smiled at you, gently ruffling your hair he took his turn of hugging you after geto.

you proceeded to hug each and every single one of the students, until finally, you got to embrace your older brother, megumi. your older brother hugged you tightly as if his life depended on you. megumi was really worried about you. just like gojo, toji, and geto, he definitely had the thought of wiping out the entire clan if they ever dared to hurt you. 

after some time, gojo had returned along with the zenins and elders and sauntered his way towards you before taking you from megumi's arms which you happily complied.

"well, how did it go?" toji raised a brow.

geto hardened his gaze, "what did they say?"

"after some beating and threateni—i mean, some talking, with them." gojo immediately corrected his wording and emphasized 'talking' instead.

"[name] is now under my custody and protection again which means this won't ever happen again." gojo exclaimed enthusiastically, grinning which the first and second-year students applauded at as toji, geto and nanami smiled in relief.

"let's go home, now!" you pouted, patting gojo's shoulder with your hand. the zenin family's home was still evidently pestering your mind with anxiety.

"sorry, baby. almost forgot." gojo turned his head to peck your forehead as an apology. "we're going home, now. okay? i know! let's celebrate with [favorite food] and [favorite children's movie]."

"can we come?" nobara asked, smiling, along with the rest of the students.

"all of us are going home." gojo stated firmly, smiling in return. before the limitless sorcerer could make use of his teleporation power to bring everyone to his and your house, you had already beaten him to it with your chaos magic.

just like gojo had promised, he bought a lot of [favorite food] and you watched [favorite children's movie] with gojo and the rest of your family, and got coddled in their embraces.