#had to google ''when did cheetahs evolve'' just to make sure this stupid joke checks out
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solarsyrup · 1 month ago
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CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."
OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
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