#had some gay posting i wanted to do but guess i'll have t o make up for it later loll

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im so late to pride posting lmao

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ya'll pride art is overrated I'm going to give you the most cursed thing in this fandom so far instead you are welcome

I've been debating on whether to post this for a good 30 minutes but it's not my criminal record so

In light of the post I made about not being able to make up my mind about what I thought the characters sexualites\genders where I had @cutieepatootieee (one of my close friends irl) guess what they were (they know nothing about the characters) as a joke and it backfired

Help

I'm wheezing so I thought I would share (This is literally just their texts copied and pasted with some changes for clarity) (also if you think this is weird I was there while it was happening this is a very trimmed down version)

from this point forward it is all them unless it's bold and in parentheses.

Xar:

-very gay

-those tights

-those boots

-the hair-

(that's literally all they said) (but I guess It's canon now)

Wish:

-mmm lesbo

-gender queer

-maybe ace?

-maybe not

-maybe omni

-actually

(this ended here)

Camicazi:

-Polysexual

-fo sho

-uuuuuuhh

-trans fem

-who knows

-ok this is fun gimme another

Bodkin:

-Omni

-hard preference for guys

-he prolly wears maid outfits (Idk dude Ava I love you but I'm scared) (he's a c a t b o y ava get your facts straight smh)

-Uhm gender-questioning

-likes masc girls

-(replies to earlier text) emo

-e-girls I mean

Fishlegs:

-oh Fishlegs

-non-binary

-um

-has dated way more people than the average person

-straight for that one girl with the A name only

-otherwise, preference for dudes

-(after sending the picture of Hiccup for the next one) oh sh*t I thought this was Hiccup (name mix up)

-nevermind forget what I said

-(me: by the way, these are the book versions) F*CK

-Fishlegs is straight for

-uh

-Kristen Stewart

-f*ck

-moving on from that trainwreck

-gimme the next one

Hiccup:

-into this one

-mmm gay

-soft gay

-cottagecore gay if you will

-Astrid and him (they've only seen the movies)-

-nope

-they got married and had kids as friends

-they co-parent

-they had gay partners

-married for the tax benefits

-and they both wanted kids

-it j worked out

-He is extremely gay

-For fishlegs?

-HAHAHAHA

-but no

-he needs a strong, Arnold Swartchenegger *but not republican, he is def gay so I'm counting him* (ya'll idk what this means either) type of guy

-ok ok my mom is yelling at me but WE WILL HAVE THIS CONVERSATION TOMORROW

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bonus:

they had to go but i'll rb this when they do Sychorax and Encanzo