#haAAH

[furioussheepluminary]

Oh. My. God.

My Christmas present came in.

Hyunjin?!! Buzz????? The actual fuck!!! I'm biting my fist off rn....like that dude in the kingsman... 👀 I swear if netizens talk shit about this...Imma throw hands.

Han??! Boi went back to blue? 😭😭😭 Gawd..baby you've killed me!!!

FELIX. HO MY FELIX. DAFUQ!! I'm bawling my eyes out 😭 best present ever....

[blitzy-blitzwing]

Is it bad that I want even Alastor to join in on the-

*looks at Lockdown, very confused* "What are you?"

joke?

He gets asked soooo many times. 😩

[allegedlyfunny]

GGGAAAAH i wanna write but my computer is fecked and I don't even have it W me

[steel-and-fire]

"We started this to help out herbalist friend with her work, gather some herbs, take a nice stroll in the forest...

And now I am in the Feywild, about to try to persuade an Archfey to give us a curse-lifting potion in exchange for entertaining her...and I don't know the way back either.

My life is unending chaos."

[suiana]

look I know you said you hate working out but have you tried the lesserafim workout

I actually have!!

and I regretted it the next day💀

[donuts4evry1]

Just doing some quick research and I'm getting lost so I'm just gonna post about my thought process so I can pick it back up later

The Problem: I don't know who the Cyanea nozakii is named after and none of the sources will tell me

Solution: Look up the original description of the jellyfish, which is listed in the jellyfish's WoRMS page

Problem: WoRMS doesn't have a copy listed on their website

Solution: Search this up

Solution (2): Omg I can't believe I found it on the Library of Congress Catalog this is absolutely amazing, with an online pdf copy no less...

Heck, after searching all the articles made in 1891, I even found the link that shows the original(?) description Cyanea nozakii by my favourite dude, Kamakichi Kishinouye

Problem: I can't read this. at all. h

[aresmarked]

#an actual legitimate source of original records and primary sources of our countries history???#do NOT think this is just him being confused

tRump is confused again

[baldurs-kinfessions]

tentatively raises my hand. i was a straight astarion (this is a JOKE i was bisexual, i was just in an arranged-turned-real marriage with a beautiful woman. we we’re both trans so really. who’s winning here (i am))

(#🦇🩸🗡️)

🐙

[fernrye]

part 2 omar moment!!! except its stuff from commisions/art trades

1st-nene#5027

2nd-seaz , , ¿#5143

3rd-wheaters#1006

4th- me hahahehahhghhaha

[chumbyy]

[mileymint]

OAAAAAG I AM GOING

FERAL

OVER THIS

Thinking about Susie teaching Ralsei about sarcasm, and realising that it's more than just a funny "haha let's corrupt the little cinnamon bun" bit.

See, Susie never quite says what she means - everything's couched in casual insults and performative frustration. And yet, because we can read between the lines, we know exactly how she feels about her friends and the situations she finds herself in.

Her teaching Ralsei about sarcasm - saying one thing and meaning another - could actually be seen as her attempting to teach him about the way she specifically interacts with the world... teaching him to look further than the surface detail of what people say and interpret the deeper meaning hiding in plain sight.

By doing this, perhaps what Susie is really trying to do is to let Ralsei into her world, so that he can understand her better... so that they can be better friends.

And oh, isn't that just the sweetest thing ever?

[kibblywibbly]

Alternative ending

[frollosversion]

So uh... I got sidetracked—

+ i tried doing this in korean text because it's been a while since I wrote shit in Korean. heh.

[halffizzbin]

Raise your hand if you also cannot sleep because your brain is playing The Vampire Lestat’s new single on a relentless loop

[prince-liest]

F/F Radiostatic where Allie is like “Ah yes, me and Vee seem to be very good friends” and Vee is like clenching her fists so hard her claws are digging into her palms and making her bleed, flashing the pride flag on her screen

(I’m unsure if you’d ever gender-bend Vox, but it was a thought I had which I wanted to drop here lol)

Hahaha, god, yes. I feel like Allie would be so deeply entrenched in compulsory heterosexuality in that "it does not even occur to her that this thing she has with Vee might be gay" kind of way, and meanwhile Vee is just suffering acutely every time Allie acts like they are basically married. It's gonna turn into some "oh, you've never had sex? Let's practice" kind of shit before Allie catches a clue.

Meanwhile Vee is the "married for ten years but 'are you sure she really likes me?'" lesbian except the anxiety is actually 100% validated (and directly caused by) by Allie's...everything.

[fruit-of-the-kaisarion]

"My mummy dust..."

(screenie from here)