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[professor-dumbledope]

What to do if you encounter dangerous wildlife on land

Let's just assume for a moment that you're not an animal whisperer so I can provide you with some rad tips on how to (maybe) not die should you encounter dangerous wildlife on your next adventure.

The general rule of thumb is to try to avoid attracting wildlife to begin with by basically lessening your presence as much as possible and keeping food in sealed containers. This includes not having headphones on or earbuds in so you can listen to your surroundings. Still, taking all precautions necessary doesn't mean you'll never encounter predators higher up than you on the food chain.

Here's whatcha do if you're attacked by bears, bison / buffalo, cougars, coyotes / wolves, deer / elk, and/or snakes.

Bears

Bears are cute from a safe distance, but do not think for a moment that they wouldn't rip your face off. Outdoor Life says, "All bears are dangerous, but regardless of species you are at greatest risk if you surprise the bear or get between a mother and cubs." Hungry bears are also dangerous because they may see you as competition for food... or as the food. Remember that black and grizzly bears will often bluff charge, so it's important to remember this and not break into a run! Polar bears, however, will rarely bluff charge.

Black bears

Of all the other bear subspecies, the black bear is reputedly the least aggressive, but will still wander into camps, occupied or not, if they get whiffs of food. If this should happen:

DON'T RUN, because this will trigger an attack.

Keep your movements slow and deliberate.

Don't approach the animal. You're not Steve Irwin.

Pick up small children so they're not perceived as prey.

Make loud noises, such as banging pots and pans and/or yelling.

Make yourself appear larger by waving your arms overhead.

Leave plenty of space for the bear to escape so it has a clear escape route and doesn't feel cornered, which will trigger an attack.

Move upwind of the bear so your scent will identify you as human and not the normal type of entrée.

Grizzly bears

These guys don't enjoy surprises, and so actually the louder you are during your hikes through grizzly bear territory, the better your chances of not encountering one at all. In addition, try to hike in as large a group as possible, avoid taking dogs (which are irritants to bears), and keep away from animal carcasses (which may belong to the bear). Still, if you do find yourself within close proximity of a grizzly (verbatim from Outdoor Life):

Stop, remain calm, back away slowly while speaking in a calm voice. You are trying to show the bear that you are being submissive and yielding to his territorial supremacy.

Do not turn your back on the bear or run; that will stimulate an attack.

Avoid direct eye contact, because that is considered an act of aggression.

A grizzly might bluff-charge…or not. If it lowers its head and pins ears back, it’s coming.

Submit. Lie face down on the ground, cover your head with your arms and hands and play as dead as possible. You might be bit or clawed, and then the bear might leave… or not.

If the bear continues to maul you, in spite of your playing dead (an indication that it wants you for food), you might have to fight for your life using any available weapon (knife, stick, rock, fingernails), focusing your counterattack on the bear’s eyes and nose with as much violence as you can muster.

Polar bears

Polar bears are officially the largest land carnivores in the world. And because of the harsh, unforgiving environments in which they live, they are opportunistic hunters and will stalk lone prey if and when given a chance. You'll know the polar bear is agitated if they snap their jaws, make loud huffing noises, stomp their feet, and stare directly at you with their heads lowered and ears pinned against their heads. If the polar bear charges, assume it's not a bluff and be prepared to fight. Once again, running at this point will only ensure your demise.

Parks Canada instructs the following:

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Bison & buffalo

In Yosemite, bison have injured more people than grizzly bears, and while they may look lumbering and slow, they're not. Their size and their antlers are formidable weapons with which they gut and gore those unfortunately without the knowledge of what to do should they encounter a bison in the wild. Visitors and tourists are advised to remain at least 100 yards from bison and, generally, if a bison charges and knocks someone down, they'll go about their way. But in some cases, the bison has stood over the person and attacked them as they've tried to stand up.

Here's what you should do if you encounter a charging bison (verbatim from Outdoor Life):

Run for cover if it's close.

Take cover behind something large and keep moving as the bison tries to get at you.

Climb a tree, if possible.

Keep your distance.

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Cougars (aka panthers / pumas / mountain lions)

Avoidance is most preferable, but again, not always possible. According to California's Division of Fish & Wildlife says cougars are most active at "dawn, dusk, [and] night." You should also avoid hiking and/or jogging alone, and "stay alert on trails." Keep children close and do not allow them to roam freely; keep pets on leashes.

Once more, it's important NOT TO RUN! You will instinctively have the urge if you encounter a big cat, but you need to fight it because, as with most other predatory wildlife, this will trigger a chase response in the animal and you will not outrun these felines. An employee of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources says: "If you see a mountain lion or mountain lion kittens, stop and just back away from the area. If you find a dead deer, especially if it’s been covered up with dirt and sticks and such, stop and back away [...] Because mountain lions will take a deer and kind of throw some vegetation and dirt and rocks on top of it, and they don’t go that far away a lot of times, so that’s when you want to stay away.”

Make yourself appear bigger & make warning shots. It's important that you face the cougar and do your best to look intimidating, which means making eye contact because cougars will consider this threatening. To make yourself appear bigger, wave your arms overhead; if you're wearing a jacket or vest, open it. DO NOT EVER turn your back on or kneel down in front of the cougar.

"Talk to the cat, calmly and firmly, while creating more and more distance from the cat." Make loud noises, but avoid "high pitch tones or high pitch screams." [X]

Fire off a few warning throws with rocks (or whatever you have you can throw) nearby the cougar to show it you can defend yourself. You don't want to hit and unnecessarily injure the animal at this point.

Cougars aren't generally aggressive but will attack for the same reasons as other wild animals: "lack of food, loss of territory, or seeing humans as prey." So if the above doesn't get you safely away, then prepare for physical conflict. Prey of these felines "are often found with puncture wounds to the back of the head or neck, and also to the throat, so these are the areas of your body you need to shield the most. According to Utah's Division of Wildlife Resources, "If the cougar thinks it's not likely to win its fight with you quickly, it will probably give up and leave."

Until that happens, fight for your life by:

Using anything at your disposal, such as "rocks, sticks, caps, jackets, garden tools and even [your] bare hands."

Avoiding falling and try to remain standing at all times. "If you do fall down, don't stop protecting your head and neck while you get back to your feet."

Throwing objects at the cat with the intent to injure or maim. However, the National Parks Service advises not to throw everything you have. "You might want to hold on to one metallic or hard plastic water bottle in reserve to use as a club or as weight in your backpack or fanny pack, which can be swung at the cat if it gets close enough.”

If you have a backpack you can swing it around in front of you to use as a shield; and if you hike with poles, you can use these as weapons.

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Coyotes & wolves

These animals hunt in packs, so if you encounter one, chances are there are more nearby. "[They're] cunning and will stalk their prey, sneaking in from behind to nip and rip at leg muscles to disable their victim. Once you're down, the pack will swarm you."

DON'T RUN!

Face it and maintain eye contact. "Coyotes can be intimidated, and most times simply standing your ground will be enough to send [it] on its way." Maintain eye contact with wolves too to establish your dominance -- don't let them think you're weak.

Make yourself look large (using the same tactics from previously listed animals) and yell or make loud noises.

If you're alone and surrounded, start shooting to kill and don't fall or you'll be overcome.

If you're surrounded and in a group, "position yourselves back to back, facing the animals. Use clubs, knives, sharpened sticks (spears), rocks, or anything else you can grab to fend off the attack."

Protect your throat and arteries.

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Deer & elk

Deer and elk aren't predatory, but they can still be dangerous if they feel threatened or are protecting young. If you're charged by one of these creatures, here's what to do (verbatim from Outdoor Life):

Do not turn your back on the animal, as they almost always charge from behind.

Facing the animal, raise your arms and your jacket to make yourself appear larger. Swing the jacket around to make yourself appear formidable.

If you have a dog with you, turn it loose. This may distract the deer/elk.

If you're able to, climb a tree.

If you're knocked down, curl up into a fetal position and protect your head, neck and organs. You might be thumped a few times, and then it is likely the animal will leave.

If the animal has antlers, you might sustain serious injuries, so do your best to put trees or boulders between you and the animal.

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Snakes

Unlike some of the other predators on this list, snakes are not actively looking to attack humans and will only do so if they're cornered, hurt or handled. They're also not in the habit of chasing after you, despite depictions in media.

Venomous snakes are the most dangerous, but even bites from non-venomous snakes can become dangerous if you have an allergy or if they get infected. Here's how you can tell the difference between the two:

Venomous snakes

Produce venoms.

Have fangs with which to deliver the venom to their prey.

Most venomous snakes have a triangle-shaped head.

Have elliptical pupils.

Bites from a venomous snake leave one or two puncture marks on the skins of their prey.

Normally have distinguishable heat-sensitive pits on the head.

Have rattling tails.

Have one row of anal scales.

Non-venomous snakes

Do not produce venoms.

Do not have fangs, but have maxillary teeth in their upper jaws.

Have rounded heads.

Have round pupils.

Bites leave many punctures on the skin.

Do not have distinguishable heat-sensitive pits on the head.

Do not have rattles.

Have two rows of anal scales.

May mimic a venomous snake as a defensive mechanism, which is why it's important to know the differences between them.

Unless you're a pro at spotting these differences, the safest thing to do is just assume every snakebite is venomous. This is the safest route because there are four types of snake venoms, and they are as follows (verbatim from Stone Age Man):

Cardiotoxins: affect the heart; they may cause the heart to beat irregularly or stop, causing death. Cobra venom contains cardiotoxins.

Hemotoxins: destroy red blood cells, cause organ degeneration and general tissue damage. Vipers and pit vipers contain hemotoxins.

Myotoxins / cytotoxins: cause severe tissue damage. If not treated right away, can cause loss of limbs.

Neurotoxins: destructive to nerve tissue and in general are very dangerous because they can shut down your ability to control muscles, like your heart and diaphragm which keeps you breathing!

Avoid encountering snakes to begin with by:

not sticking your hands into holes unless you definitely know what's inside;

avoid walking with bare feet through thick brush without being able to see where you're stepping;

avoiding provoking snakes by trying to handle or kill them;

not handling dead snakes, which can still bite you. This happens even with snakes that have been decapitated if their nerves are stimulated. Venomous snakes are even more likely to retain this reflex after death, so be wary.

If you're bitten, treat it immediately by following the instructions below:

Get safely away from the snake to avoid being bitten again.

Wash the bite with soap and water.

Immobilize the bitten area and keep it lower than the heart. This will slow the venom.

Stay calm and still. Running or any kind of exertion will allow the toxins to travel quickly through your system.

Immediately wrap a bandage tightly 2 to 4 inches above the bite to help slow the venom. The bandage should not be so tight it cuts off a vein or artery, and you should still be able to slip a finger between it and your skin.

Seek medical attention immediately, either by calling 911 or a friend / family member. Do not attempt to drive yourself because you could possibly lose consciousness.

Use a suction device on the bite to draw venom out without making any incisions. You should not make any incisions on or around the wound as they can become infected, and you should not try to suck the venom out, as this will only spread the venom to your mouth.

Mark the bite and the time it happened, and continue marking the redness as it expands along with the time. This will help response teams determine the severity of the bite even if you lose consciousness.

Do not place ice or any cooling elements on the bite, as this will make removing the venom via suction less effective. [ X X ]

[corethetrueidiot]

been on an art slump lately but hey atleast i drew these 2 mega lesbians

[sssnakeparty]

on a mission 2 try and draw everyone still :> and give them fursonas apparently. eurylochus my good friend eurylochus.... if you have no defenders i am no longer on thius planet

[youling-the-ghost]

Guys, the ao3 team responded to my email!

(there's more but this is the really important part)

TLDR: since the longforms themselves are unrelated and ao3 no longer does tags for works from a specific creator (such as a disney fandom tag for all disney films for example), redirecting the Shoot From The Hip - Fandom tag to British Comedy RPF is the best that the tag wranglers can do. Also, Beetroots & Murder is essentially the wrangling team's trash bin for all tags that are evidentally sfth but haven't been wrangled yet.

So it seems like a sfth fandom tag isn't possible after all :( it makes sense in hindsight since the boys are just considered actors in the longforms. I know I mentioned a Shoot from the Hip - All Media Types fandom tag as a possibility, but with this explanation that's probably not possible either.

I think our current system is the best solution (tagging it as Shoot from the Hip - Fandom and using the tag filters) and of course @i-may-be-an-emu's incredible fanfiction masterlist (btw love ya buddy) is also a great resource.

But this also means that following the tagging conventions is especially important now, so please check out my ao3 tagging guide or canon sfth ao3 tag masterlist if you need help with it :]

[clownsuu]

Hello, sorry to bother you, I really love your oc and au, so I drew these drawings!

Because I was shadowbanned a while ago, so I’m not sure if you’ve seen these before.

Please let me know if this bothers you! Have a nice day!

Robbie is really cute and cool, he’s giving a vibe like “Chaos? I called it FUN!!!”

And of course, Mob! au, I can imagine that Robbie throw Rubee to speed her up and help her change the direction!

And the besties went to jail together, I love relationship between mob Julie and mob Sally, so cute!

AWEEEE ROBBIEEBBBBB SO MUCH LIL GUY CONTENTTTTT

[im-not-even-sorry]

When someone has a shirt tucked into their pants and their chubby belly is hugged by the material and slightly (or not so slighty) pouring over their belt just begging to be pinched and groped and kissed 😳😳

[vegetavegetason]

dont talk to him until he’s had his training session

[meneatyoghurt]

I really want there to be comedy beef between sfth and Foil, Arms and Hog.

[sunlitmcgee]

guys be real with me did I come off too mean or accusatory here or was this. fair and honest

also the bit about it being okay to sexualize him being chubby refers to like. him being fat and Hot. like I'm trying to ask people not to be Weird about him being intersex while gently showing all the other things abt them that are hot and sexy and fun to talk about as such......idk I'm just worried I came off in a weird way here...

[pbaintthetb]

Frank: "Being dead isn't as fun as you hoped?"

Hawkeye: "They can't court martial a dead man for punching every smirk off your face"

[Frank starts screaming for help. In the middle of a very crowded tent] Hawkeye: "Nobody's going to help you Frank. They don't like you" [nobody helps Frank]

Hawkeye: "[referring to his father] and ages a couple of years for every day he thinks I've shaken off this cacky coil" [Hawkeye leaves to objections] Hawkeye: "Excuse me sergeant I'm later for an early grave"

'quit crying dad, it's ok.' :-((((((((((( a protaganist with a geninely really good relationshp with his father, we love to see it

[fiddleabout]

🫠🫠🫠

[professor-dumbledope]

Free emergency smartphone apps for techy trekkers

While we should try not to rely strictly on technology (or anything, really, that requires electricity or charging) in survival situations, we can't deny that having certain apps on our phones can definitely prove helpful in some situations. Not all circumstances will be the same, and if you're the kinda person that keeps a full-charge on your phone (because you never know when you'll really need it!) and feel safer out in the wild with technology on your side, then this list of apps is for you.

Androids and iPhones both already come factory with some safety features you may need to manually enable, such as location tracking.

Please feel free to add to this list by posting your suggestion in the comments.

American Red Cross

Emergency [Android / iOS] // This free app is available in English and Spanish, and location-specific alerts can be set so that if (or when) they're under threat of "climate-affected hazards" (such as hurricanes, floods, tornadoes, etc.), you'll be notified in time so you and your family can take emergency measures. It includes a live map so you can track the hazard in real time as it's happening.

First Aid [Android / iOS] // This helpful app includes preloaded content providing step-by-step instructions for basic first aid needs and life-threatening situations; it also provides a list of the hospitals nearest your location.

Pet First Aid [Android / iOS] // This is a must have for every pet owner! It not only collects your vet's information and keeps it handy for your for emergency situations, it's a database of knowledge for determining what may be affecting your furbaby and when it's time to get them to a hospital. Similar to the First Aid version for humans, this app also provides detailed instructions on how to handle common and basic first aid pet situations.

Compass Steel 3D [Android]

Free AND ad-free, this helpful app serves as a "marine-style compass" that offers two navigational modes, one using True North and the other using Magnetic South. Also provides sun and moon positions, and tells you the times for sunrise, sunset, moonrise, and moonset.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) app [Android / iOS]

This app tells you how to prepare for emergency situations by preparing bugout bags, having an effective communication plan, etc. It also provides real-time weather and emergency alerts for any five locations you choose, as well as directs you to safety evacuation shelters nearest you. If your area is affected by a disaster, you can apply for assistance directly through the app.

iHunt Calls [Android / iOS]

One of the worst case scenarios I can imagine (aside from death) would being lost in the wilderness with no food and desperately needing something to eat. Of course, you'll need a firearm or some sort of homemade weapon or trap. But let's imagine you've considered this beforehand and now just need a way to attract some wildlife. This app has 600 hunting calls from 47 different animals. Just scroll down the list, pick the animal and then set the delay time between calls and let the rest happen as it will.

Rescu [Android / iOS]

Rescu is perfect for when you need emergency ambulance, fire, and/or police services to arrive and unable to talk for whatever reason. Tapping any of the three options three quick times will send the desired service to any of four addresses you have programmed into the app via GPS. In addition, you can store an unlimited number of personal contacts to be alerted at the same time.

Scanner Radio [Android / iOS]

This app turns your phone into a police scanner with "live audio from over 7,000 fire and police scanners, NOAA weather radio stations, ham radio repeaters, air traffic, and marine radios from around the world."

[bloodwithbandages]

Does anyone know any group fasting apps/sites?? LIFE app stopped working offically for me now..

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

god i cant go a single DAY without thinking about levi's hands and wanting him to -0 a;ldfjkal;kdf

[youling-the-ghost]

Since apparently sfth and Foil Arms and Hog are beefing now, I just want to point out that fa&h actually has their own canon fandom tag.

If they can have one, why can't we :(

[consultingblogger]

"Our team of unqualified enthusiastic volunteers"

Definitely met a few people like this over the years 🤣