#guys. you know what's fuckign hilarious. IT'S NOT EVEN GRADED
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[stumbles out of my room, bloodied and gasping for air] halfway done with my fuckign memo
#caorline talks#guys. you know what's fuckign hilarious. IT'S NOT EVEN GRADED#but the thing is. my professor is going to read this and know that i wrote it#so i can't fuck around#my law practice professor is my favorite professor and she looked me dead in the eye and was like#'caroline how are you'#and i said 'i'm fine'#and she went ':) are you lying to me right now :)'#and i was like '.. . . . ma'am?'#'are you. lying to me. right now? :)'#'. . . . . i'm about as fine as i can be'#so like. NOW. i am like 'GOD I CANNOT DISAPPOINT THIS PERSON'#mentally. i am jim kirk lying bloody and beaten up on a bar table#and my professor is pike tilting their head at me and going 'you alright there?'#fun fact: i have. in fact. once shown up to class partially hungover.#but by partially hungover. i felt partially drunk still.#and you could tell because i was raising my hand more often.#which. maybe that's a problem i should look into#but i won't look into it today!#even yesterday i hung around class for a little longer to ask a question#and my professor knows. i am bad at asking questions or i'll let everyone ask their thing first#and so she was just like ':))) caroline :))) go ask your question :)))'#me: OkAY. okay okay#which is very nice of her i don't think other professors would care#but like. JESUS CHRIST#DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM I AM IN
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