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canonically47 · 11 months ago

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might go insane and *gets the idea of jack hoffman and emily wokerson adopted family*

#guys you don't get it #he said he's impressed by the idea #i'm in shambles #idrk how old the cgcu characters are?? i have my own hcs and such #i dont think they're all cameron's age (which. what is it?? don't think he's stated it)#just because he plays them #because by that logic they'd all be cishet white men #which they're not #so my personal hc for emily is that she's 17 and that cameron is like #probably in his 30s?#so do you see the vision #huh. huh. do you. DO YOU!?!?!?!??!!#cameron geller #cameron geller cinematic universe #cgcu #we need to make the cgcu as popular as sanders sides #its essentially the same thing but in shorts #(and by that i mean shorter videos not shorts as in the pants. though that'd be funny)#no use in tagging the characters but...#emily wokerson #jack hoffman #emily would hate having 'man' in her name if she ever got adopted by him but hey #she already has 'son'#it can only get worse from here #also she's an aro lesbian to me if anyone cares. btw. and she uses she/they #you can pry this headcanon from my cold dead hands #correction JACK is in his 30s not cameron #idk how old cameron is. obviously #though caleb said he was 26. i wonder if cameron is that same age?? maybe

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chipistrate · 1 year ago

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you know what one of the funniest things about charlie is?

for some reason it's happened a bunch of times now, people somehow get her and CHARLIE THE CURSED PHONE GUY confused

one of the funniest things someone said is "is charlie trans now? and the phone guy from fnaf 1?" NOT IN THOES EXACT WORDS but still

THIS FUCKER??????

WHAT

#Chip Chatter #guys you don't get it #Charlie the cursed phone guy is a failed/scrapped Charliebot that transed his gender #obviously/s

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thatonebasicfan · 8 months ago

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I MESSED UP MY NAILS.

#ahhhhhh #crying #guys you don't get it #i spent THREE HOURS on them

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captainjonnitkessler · 3 months ago

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting #i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye #and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous

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mayhemchicken-artblog · 7 months ago

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

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hinamie · 2 months ago

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post-graduation trip airport looks

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushikugi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jujutsu kaisen fanart #these took ages but fr once i am choosing to forgive myself given th fact tht i was coming out of A State when i drew them #im normal now dw drawing the first years wearing merch of my comfort content fixed me #when in doubt play dress up. life hack #i am holding fast 2 my hc tht megumi is a fiend @ indie platformers and is a household name on the celeste speedrun leaderboards #argue with a wall this is my jujutsu kaisen #megumi designated Drink Runner also #alr in line at a cafe texts their gc 'what do you guys want' n gets mad @ nobara fr making him go to a Second shop 2 get her bubble tea #anyway theres not much 2 say abt these just bc i needed sth Light n Easy 2 get me out of my head #no lore to fashion pieces which is both a blessing and a curse but it Is what i needed #nobara serving looks fr a flight i love u so much. it's probably 8 in the morning n she is in a fully coordinated fit #its so criminal tht we don't have more alt hairstyle official art fr her???? iirc it's Just the lost in paradise mv with her in buns no????#robbed. i am fixing it immediately.#wonder where the 3 of them wld go on a trip

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wewontbesleeping · 8 months ago

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the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???

#this thread was so rancid lmfao #my favorite was 'we don't care if someone wants to relax on the couch!!! STOP NAGGING US!!!' like ????#go take care of your kids you deadbeat????#also SO many guys complaining that no one compliments them #ok so compliment another man.....#oh no you only want a woman to compliment you? ok.#women compliment each other that's why we get compliments lol #we do not want men to 'compliment' us hope this helps

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macaroni-stars · 16 days ago

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Is now the time to bring up the sacred texts, or?...

bringing over my crackship to tumblr. from the ninblr discord server.

Yeah.

#guys you don't get it #spideypool are litterally zane's parents #it was in the extra materials trust #nad yapping #rb

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fair-itself · 2 months ago

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There's a lot I could say about The Subtance as an unflinching, gruesome close-up portrait of systemic misogyny, internalized sexism, self-hatred, and the brutality of fame, but more importantly, you know what I bet? I bet there is exactly one customer of The Subtance who is doing everything right. Week one, makes a living as a fitness influencer; week two, enjoys a lavish retirement funded by her other self's earnings. Week one, jogging, yoga, filming tiktoks, enjoying the vitality of youth; week two, Alaskan cruises, mahjong with the girls, enjoying unlimited free time and liberation from the crushing weight of the societal expectation to care what other people think of you. Keeps her other self on a nice air mattress with a quilt and always cooks a big recovery breakfast to be waiting for her when she switches. Walks out of that creepy alley every week whistling. Has no idea potential complications even exist. Every other user is living a psychedelic horror show of trauma, goop, and rage, and she's just at Barnes and Noble picking up the latest selection for book club. I know I'm alone in this, but I would happily watch that sequel.

#the substance #just as a nice palate cleanser #i loved all 140 batshit gory minutes of it don't get me wrong #i just think the flipside is also really funny #runs into that other old guy at the diner and is like. honey. what the fuck are you talking about. do you have someone i can call #my thoughts

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cidnangarlond · 4 months ago

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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here #1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl #4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there #because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110 #6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean #yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest #and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo

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mroddmod · 2 months ago

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mine all mine

#gravity falls #fiddlestan #stanley pines #stan pines #fiddleford mcgucket #i still don't know if i like this but twt did so you guys get to see it now too #just wanted them to be intimate so blegh #my art #mods art #mods draws

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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago

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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.