#guy walks up to Sam the main character. Sam sees it's Diehardman. the screen says 'Diehardman'. Diehardman says “SAM...ITS DIEHARDMAN” x100 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

solid-six · 5 days ago

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Speaking of replaying things...got it in my head recently about maybe playing Death Stranding for a second time. Played it through once a few years ago and didn't think I'd want to do it over again.

So last night I thought I'd watch some of a YT playthrough, see how I felt about it. And after about and hour or so, I stg I've oscillated back and forth between...

Oh hell yeah! I can remember there was a lot here I really liked that was enough for me to finish the whole thing the first time; and

Bluhhhhhhhhhhhhh I also remember why I haven't wanted to play it again until apparently now lol

...like 20 times.

#like fr watching the whole opening sequence with fragile and the bike crash i'm like yessss alright alright alright #and then the whole voidout sequence is demonstrably sick and id truly forgotten how awesome some of the major scenes are #and the actual PLAYING part of it was - to me - oh so satisfying and fun #the slow and deliberate preparation and planning for each trip #the BTs and the little detector thing you have are so cool and tense #but...then the two “Die-/Dead-” dudes show up and just will not evER SHUT UP and let you just play the f-ing game #every character other than sam is so gratingly and distractingly earnest with every word they speak #it's as if every character is an animatronic historic figure from a theme park ride #guy walks up to Sam the main character. Sam sees it's Diehardman. the screen says 'Diehardman'. Diehardman says “SAM...ITS DIEHARDMAN” x100 #and my god all of the “if we rebuild ***AMERICA*** with YOUR help we can SAVE the WORLD” makes me want to vomit #the number of times they screech into your earpiece every 10 fucking paces to be like “SAM...” “SAM...” “SAM...”#and they keep saying “I know I don't need to tell you this but...”#then fucking DONT TELL ME #“...but the audience needs to know this..." even though you were fucking BORN in this world and are a ”seasoned pro“ as they refer to you #“SAM...don't forget. You can use LADDERS to climb both UP and DOWN. A pro like you MIGHT even be able to find OTHER uses.”#“SAM...the PRESIDENT wants to see you. Also remember: the president is YOUR MOM.”#SAM...I probably don't need to remind you but: DONT DIE:#and yet i still kindasorta want to play it again?#ugh i cannot decide lol

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