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nereb-and-dungalef · 2 years

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two factor authentication is like "to address your concerns about privacy, we have planted mines in your front yard. they can be temporarily deactivated by saying a special password. the password will be registered by the secret microphones hidden around your house. you cannot remove the mines or hidden microphones because to do so would run the risk of being snooped on by your neighbors."

#not tolkien #guess who has a flip phone and now literally can't sign into my school email :///#went to the library people like hey my phone literally can't do any of these two factor methods can i get like a text or email or something #and they're like no. you just can't log in on a new computer now. we don't know how to fix it #like okay thanks a fucking lot #it's all 'smartphones bad' until you get rid of your smartphone and all the same ppl who were like 'why don't you have a smartphone'#are like 'why don't you like two factor it's so much safer i don't understand what you have against modern technology'#like. ugh

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