#gta 🔫

[coloradosnumber1dad]

me, character ai addicted, talking to a chat bot based off a grouping of pixels: ik you’d be so sloppy with it

the chat bot: oh I’d be more than sloppy with it, I’d fuck you till you can’t walk straight

me: 🥺😩😍😋💯🔥🗣️‼️🫣

@mortifyinglyme please you couldn’t waterboard this information out of me 🙏

[lncarnon]

hello. 🧍‍♂️

[rensneopronouns]

hiya!! I'm a lil embarrassed abt this but can I get neopronouns themed on GTA5? I'm like super hyperfixated on it rn and have been brainstorming neos and no good ones r coming to me

Sure!

GTA/GTAself , Five/Fiveself, West/westself, Santo/santoself, City/cityself, Vee/veeself, Grand/Grandeself, Auto/Autoself, Action/actionself, Corrupt/Corruptself, Game/gameself, Fight/Fightself, Third/thirdself, Blaine/Blaineself, Melee/Meleeself, Star/starself, Rank/Rankself, Mission/Missionself

🚁/🚁s 🚲/🚲s 📞/📞s 🔫/🔫s 🚗/🚗s 💀/💀s 😎/😎s

🤺/🤺s 🧨/🧨s 🕶/🕶s 🕹/🕹s

[scoups4lyfe]

Gavv ep 1 aired this sunday.

Also, hey, how are you?

IT AIRED ALREADY ??!!!

Damn.

I got lost in the sauce. I’ll see if I can do something then,,, 👀

I’ll try around 4pm PDT today to Uh…. 😼

(We’ll see)

As to how I’m doing—

Well, I got the meds I desperately needed to be on for the last few months, and so now I’m back to stability in my life which is great. Been going to Hot Pot a lot, because I’m in my meat 🍖 era. Also going to karaoke 🎤 this Thursday so that’ll be fun. I went like two weeks ago for the first time ever, with my friend, and we enjoyed it so much we decided to go again this week.

Honestly, the fact I like a lot of rap songs nerfed me because I immediately decided to go for it for karaoke. On the plus side I can kill Eminem’s “Without Me” cause I got that shxt memorized LOL! Some other songs I did really well were Papa Roach’s last resort, and Pretty Fly for a White Guy 🕺🕺🕺🕺.

But yeah, honestly I’ve just been chilling lately.

Something I found quite funny is my roommate told me I remind them of Laois from Dungeon Meshi and immediately pulled up a video of him barking like a dog to show me our similarities 😔🤪🤡🤡🤡🤡🥴.

I’ve been really wanting to get back into tokusatsu because I’ve seen some pics and clips here and there without context and every time im like “Dayum! This shxt looks fire!!”

But I’ve been busy procrastinating writing (the task that has taken up most of my attention) by watching v-tubers 😫.

I need to get back into my drawing practice too tbh, but I’ve been so focused on life and writing and v-tubers that everything gets shot to the wayside.

Here is one of my more recent doodles:

Back to my vtuber distraction—recently there was a GTA VTRP server and both Bettel and Ruze participated in it and I lost so many neurons watching that stuff for like 10 hours each day. The obsession was real, fr fr.

And my echolalia kicked in and I had a stupid southern accent every time I talked, for like, half a day.

Which was equally as embarrassing as my obsession of watching the GTA server LMAO.

Even if no one asks I might post some videos of my favorite moments from the GTA VTRP server, because there were some many good movie-worthy moments 😭😭😭.

I’ve also been waiting for an email from a doll company saying they got my doll and they’re about to ship it out to me considering it’s been Fking

32 WEEKS!!!

Dayum.

���🔫🔫

I know it takes like 6 months for the dolls to be made but holy shxt. (For context, I collect ball jointed dolls. It’s a very expensive fking hobby and I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone LMAO)

I know the site I ordered from has a good reputation so I’m probably not being scammed—but by God I’m impatient. A terrible trait for a doll collector.

Blah blah blah, honestly I could go on forever about what I’ve been up to but I’m sure y’all don’t want to hear that yapping 🤪🥴.

[godnectar]

Okay so, I was hanging out with my gf in my room, it was super late at night (it was a weekend so we like to stay up and play video games). My dad told us to always keep the door open so my mom wouldn't complain about not knowing what we're doing. I said okay and kept it open

We were playing gta (and the TV was pretty loud) so my mom yelled at me to close the door when we play the game. Said okay, closed the door.

Literally not even an hour later my mom was banging on the door screaming at me to open it. She was crying and shouting at us, saying she told us not to close the door because she doesn't want us to have sex. Mind you, I'm literally 13 at the time, sex is the last thing on my mind. She took my door away for two months after that.

That was the first time. The second time was when I told her I didn't want her sleeping in My bed that night (she had a fight with my dad) she got mad and me and told me "oh I'm sorry I'm such a bother to you, you must not love me like your father" so she took away my door for a week.

Sorry abt the rambling

🏴‍☠️ anon

don't be sorry abt the rambling bub– but I certainly do am sorry that shit happened to you bc omfg 💀💀😭😭 I'm (respectfully) seriously starting to think your mama might have some big issues up there 🥹🔫 also, lil' reply from norway 🙌

[nerdyramennoodle]

Here is every thing that I could think of that I love to death <3

●Batman/Codotverse 🦇 ●LoTR🍂●BG3🔱●The Last Of Us 🪐●GoodOmens🥂●ATLA/TLOK🔥☄️💨🌊 ●X-Men 🏳️‍🌈 ●Sally Face🎸●The Owl House✨️●Resident Evil🧟 ●TWD🔫●Saw🦷●TheMagnusArchives🧿●Life is Strange🦋 ●Red Dead Redemption🤠 ●The Walten Files🎞 ●FNAF🐻 ●AdventureTime🗡●GravityFalls🍄 ●God of War👨‍👦●Scooby-Doo🐕 ●GTA💵 ●YellowJackets🐝

[etes-secrecy-post]

Hi, before I explain my post, I want to say something important.

• What you see my blog has become a major overhaul. And despite the changes, I decided that my 2nd account will be now my artwork blog with a secret twist.

⚠️NEW RULE! (W/ BIGGER TEXT!)⚠️

⚠️ SO PLEASE DO NOT SHARE MY 2nd ACCOUNT TO EVERYONE! THIS SECRECY BLOG OF MINE IS FOR CLOSES FRIENDS ONLY!⚠️

• AND FOR MY CLOSES FRIENDS, DON’T REBLOG IT. INSTEAD, JUST COPY MY LINK AND PASTE IT ON YOUR TUMBLR POST! JUST BE SURE THE IMAGE WILL BE REMOVED AND THE ONLY LEFT WAS THE TEXT.

⚠️ SHARING LINKS, LIKE POSTS, REBLOG POSTS, STEALING MY SNAPSHOT PHOTOS/RECORDED VIDEOS/ARTWORKS (a.k.a. ART THIEVES) OR PLAGIARIZING FROM UNKNOWN TUMBLR STRANGERS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE BLOCKED, RIGHT AWAY!⚠️

😡 WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT EVER LIKED & REBLOG MY SECRET POST! THIS IS FOR MY SECRET FRIENDS ONLY, NOT YOU! 😡

Okay? Capiche? Make sense? Good, now back to the post…↓

#Onthisday: Jul 20th, 2012

Title: I'M A - - - - KILLER XD

Originally titled as "I'M A !%&@ KILLER!!!! XD", but I had to changed it, considering that our windows didn't allow us to enter special character texts, to this day (in our current Windows OS; either 10 or 11).

• Anyways, the reason why I draw my Kirby OC wielding an M16 Rifle is because I remember playing GTA Series' 3D Universe. 🔫💥😁 Particularly, Vice City & San Andreas. GTA III, on the other hand... Ummm... Well, I tried, but I got bored & I never finished, which is sad for me & the game itself. Should I played the GTA trilogy in the awful "Definitive Edition"? 🙄 Absolutely NOT! 😒 The OGs are better than the "Definitive Edition", in retrospect.

Nonetheless, here's my old description for my flashback artwork: ↓

"Heheheh I'M A !%&@ KILLER NOW!XD I CAN KILL PEOPLE AND GANGSTERS THIS WILL BE A &@&*#&! !$ %$!!!!!!!!!NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!XD XD XD XD XD

Heheh I always love Grand Theft Auto Game Series!!! THEY'RE AWESOME !!!!! AND I LOVE THE VIOLENCE MAN!!!!XD GTA ROCKS!!!"

Yup, I literally said that... Cringing, I know.

MuruKir - created by ME!

[int1macyyyy]

Hunting pigeons in gta iv its lit 🔫

[einhandertower]

【#にじGTA】# 10 最終日！BUGsとにじさんじみんなありがとう！💙✨魔法少女のギャングライフ、ラスト10日目🔫【ナセラ/にじさんじ🌸🌙】

[findyourrp]

🔫💰 Is this influenced by the new GTA VI trailer? Yes… I'm (22m) looking for partners (18+) to write anything involving a shipped pair of criminals! I'd like the pairing to be FxM and I'm also open to double! Although I'm leaning towards writing this in the Grand Theft Auto verse, we could come up with an original setting instead.

If you're interested, leave a note and I'll send you my Discord!

.

[gabinetedafarofa]

🔫 GTA 6 BARATO?

O trailer nem saiu mas a gente pode esperar uma bomba por aí… O motivo? O CEO da publisher de GTA 6 acredita que a gente PAGA POUCO pelo entretenimento. O que você acha?

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[kiddieculdesac]

Welcome T 🎮 Watch Kiddie Cul-De-Sac dive into the world of Grand Theft Auto V's latest DLC, "The First Dose." Follow along as they explore the new content, take on challenging missions, and show off their driving and shooting skills. With hilarious commentary and impressive gameplay, this is a video you won't want to miss! 🔫🚗💥 The Troupe | First Dose Gameplay | GTA V

[everythingharsh]

10 mins ago, I woke to nap totally scared and disappointed.

Scared coz In my dream I almost got shot by an enemy nation's soilder.

And disappointed coz I woke up by my ringing phone and broke that awesome dream world.

So the dream:

******

Our family shifted to this new location,

which felt like sanhok from PUBG, or you may say forest from vietnam, very dense, green, full of tall plants, casting full shadow within forest during daytime, also dad goes to work in this desert like place which felt like that deserty area from GTA SanAndreas, somewhere near that oil rig, yeah so not so high hopes in my dream for architectural marvelling unlike that girl from inception,

ugh ugh so, in my dream just like my present, I'm living with my family in this forest type area and there next to our home is forest which actually share border to this enemy nation which somehow lacks fencing coz people both side hardly clash and live friendly, however heavy soilder deployment by enemy side and surprisingly lack of any force by our side!

So one day this news is broken that the enemy state tested a new weapon, sorry I can't explain which type of weapon was that, but news agency covered that the first tests took place across the border near my home, so me being me, slowly I got that spirit of arnold or vietnami soilders guirella tactics , and tried to spy on this enemy nation's newly created 'mujassama' or their beautiful creation,💣

surprisingly i successfully saw what they created, and was very proud on myself, returning to my home in full confidence, my heart skipped a fcking beat,I almost shat my pants

I HEARD THE BUSHES, I REPEAT I HEARD THE GODDAMN BUSHES MOVE, AND I WAS LIKE AINT NO WAY IM GONNA DIE LIKE THAT AMERICAN SOILDER IN VIETNAM BITCH😭😭

SOMEONES GONNA DROP ME IN THAT BOOBY TRAP BITCH, MY WHOLE BODY GONNA DROP BLOOD LIKE FOUNTAIN THAT TOM IN TOM AND JERRY BITCH SOMEONE GONNA POKE MY BALLS WITH THIS SHARP LONG STICK

So I was shit scared and running in this full speed like naruto dodging all these obstacles in vietnam, finally got an breath of relief as I got near my home, but all of sudden

I HEARD THOSE BUSHES MOVE AGAIN😭

Saw my mom nearby doing morning yoga, got near her and saw that soldiers shadow aiming pistol at me I screamed for help with my full capacity and my mom was scared too, turns out that enemy soldier is none other than

THAT ONE MOTHERFCUKER KID FROM MY VILLAGE PLAYING WITH THIS WATER PISTOL PRANKING ADULTS GIVING EM VIETNAM FLASHBACKS😭

I lost my huge smelly shit somewhere near those bushes, and was really angry on that kid.

God's grace upon me, and that kid is lucky too that I don't own a gun, otherwise may have drained my whole AR's magazine on that kid and escape to enemy nation bidding farewell to my family, who the faq expect future from this country if sons like these are raised and cultivated in this country anyway,

and ain't no way I'm gonna leave him now🔫

His age is somewhat 10-12 so grown up enough to get his ass spanked hot red

I am back in home screaming again in anger, told everything to my mom and she almost lost her cool too but calmed my down saying he's one of our relatives kid,yea I remember him, with that runny fcking nose,

BUT I GOT 0 COOL, I OPENED MY WINDOW AND CHALLENGED THAT KID FOR 1V1 TILL DEATH

Kids granny saw this too, I know her, a nice old lady, and she, actually was not surprised by my action as her DAUGHTER A WHORE too😭😭

And her expectations from his grandson are not so high😒

So I just bang'd open'd my door I ran to this kid, and daym,

CHANGE OF HEART

his nooosey👃 all runny 😭

I got sympathy

And adviced him not to do this again

And

MY PHONE IS Ringing

I WOKE UP DISAPPOINTED THAT IM UNABLE TO PROVIDED INTEL ABOUT THAT WEAPON TO MY STATE, GODDAMIT I HATE THAT WHORE AUNTS SON, FCUKING WASTED SOO MUCH OF MY PRECIOUS DREAM TIME I COULD HAVE SPENT WORKING ON MY AIM OF DEVELOPING A WEAPON WHICH WILL HELP MY STATE COMMIT HUGE GENOCIDE ON MY ENEMY STATE

******

Ufff... Thank God, this is rare i remember dream like that, my first time posting my dream, hope I do it again too.

[techi-wiki]

Relive the 90s with These San Andreas Mods for GTA 5! 😎🎮 CJ's Back and Gang Warfare is On 🔫👊

Hello players, are you prepared to advance your GTA 5 experience? We do have some good news for you, though. You can get some really cool San Andreas mods that will transport you back to the 1990s. The San Andreas Voice Pack mod comes first. All of the iconic voice lines from the first San Andreas game are included in this one. Now that CJ has said, “Oh s***, here we go again,” in gorgeous HD,…

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