#grif and simmons are in miseryy. like i imagine simmons doesn't like locus in any universe and grif is so betrayed. HOW COULD U LOCUS
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grif: locus you're not, you're not blushing right you wouldnt.. u oudnt not, sarge?
locus:
grif: please pleas eno
#rvb#red vs blue#locus#colonel sarge#samuel ortez#locus x sarge#dexter grif#sarge#grif#mine#*23#locsarge#i dont think sarge x locus has like a widespread shipname which is a crime bc i loooove them. fave locus ship after l0lix tbh#sarge is a verified bi villain- and monsterfucker you know he'd have the fattest most obvious crush on locus. locus wouldnt know it tho#bc sarge compliments him by calling him stuff like 'cold blooded bastard'. but also they'd be thee weirdest and strangely wholesome#old man couple ever. sarge does his weird sarge stuff and locus is also there. sometimes. they both crush on wash too??#grif and simmons are in miseryy. like i imagine simmons doesn't like locus in any universe and grif is so betrayed. HOW COULD U LOCUS#that charlie santa scene but it's grif asking sarge 'did you fuck locus?'#also yes of course they fuck so strange and peculiar and nasty.#they retire for the night + a minute later there's chainsaw revving sounds and slamming coming out of the room it's traumatizing honestly
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