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My Top 120 Songs Of 2017
Previously: 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011
The one saving grace is we do have 12 fewer than last year.
As always, criteria and info:
This is a list of what I personally like, not ones Iâm saying are the âbestâ from the year; more subjective than objective
No artist is featured more than once
If it comes down to choosing between two songs for an artist, I try to give more weight to a single or featured track; not the ultimate factor, but it typically makes sharing the music easier
Speaking of⌠each song on the list is linked in the title if you wanna check any or every out for yourself
Oh, also, off the suggestion of Mike Gilkes -- and a few others -- I made this whole thing into a Spotify playlist, which you can peep here (includes 114 of the 120):
Letâs go?
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120) Big Sean & Metro Boomin f/ 21 Savage - âPull Up N Wreckâ
Some mediocre, listenable rap made by dudes who know a bit better (well, at least 2/3rds of them).
119) Maroon 5 f/ Future -Â âColdâ
This song makes me feel mostly nothing... but the first minute of the video does have some solid Adam Levine alone-in-the-car acting.
/oh my god it has 119 million views
This was a lot easier to enjoy when I assumed it went unnoticed. Bonus points for the Wu-Tang shirt at the end.
118) Bleachers -Â âHate That You Know Meâ
Closed out 2017 undecided as ever on one Jack Antonoff. Should we hate him for dating Lena Dunham? Somehow respect him more? Give him mega credit for his big time pop songwriting collabs? Or is that a ding? Is he a nerd or the coolest guy in the cocktail bar? I do not know the answers to any of these questions, and this song is merely OK.
UPDATE: THEY GAWN
117) B.o.B f/ T.I. & Ty Dolla $ign - â4 Litâ
Real bad song with a mindless/terrible/misogynistic chorus. Yet... something about professional musicians sitting in a room and coming up with â4 Litâ as some sort of escalated to catchphrase to âlitâ is just hilarious.
116) Prophets of Rage -Â âUnfuck The Worldâ
Sure, this hits a lot of the same beats as Rage Against The Machineâs âSleep Now In The Fireâ from 18 years ago, but in these increasingly polarized, political times, I welcome their voice.
115) Kacy Hill -Â âLike A Womanâ
This song is so chill and ethereal that it seems almost unfeasible for my punk/hip-hop/XX chromosome havinâ ass to completely sync with its wave.
114) The Decemberists -Â âBen Franklinâs Songâ
What happens when pop indie teams up with the lyrical stylings of Lin-Manuel Miranda? Well, this. Iâm not sure if The Decemberists drop f-bombs in any of their other songs, but it pleases me to think it only happened here.
113) Offset & Metro Boomin -Â âRic Flair Dripâ
Mostly here for the beat.
112) Hurray For The Riff Raff -Â âHungry Ghostâ
A cool song thatâs hard to put into a box. Indie? Pop? Rock? Forget labels, just enjoy.
(Minus a few points for the low hanging âgirl/worldâ rhyme)
111) Wavves -Â âDreams Of Grandeurâ
I was pretty let down by the new Wavves LP, but this song sounds enough like the old stuff to be a net positive (despite being, like, 70 seconds too long)
110) Culture Abuse - âSo Bustedâ
Culture Abuse got on my radar with last yearâs all-timer, âDream Onâ. It was an unrelenting, robotic pulverization. âSo Bustedâ is more of a drug comedown; a ballad, even. While âDream Onâ wanted to seek you out and kill you like a terminator; âSo Bustedâ just wants a cuddle.
109) Trey Songz -Â â#1Fanâ
This song is so dumb and funny and pseudo competent. Really not sure how the R&B guys get away with this shit.
108) The Killers -Â âThe Manâ
Is this in a movie? It should be in a movie. Itâs kind of, like, a better version of what Arcade Fire has been trying to be.
107) New Lenox - âProtest Sweaterâ
A good song for the ending 2017 -- or any year, really -- and its run time (1:30) would make Joyce Manor proud.
106) Logic - âEverybodyâ
This is really good, but it reminds me so much of Kendrick that it becomes distracting.
105) Gorillaz f/ DRAM - âAndromedaâ
Didnât spend enough time listening to the new Gorillaz record, but I actually put the blame on them: it was long, man. So while I woulda loved to pick one of the songs with a cool cameo (hi, Vince Staples!), this is the one I actually had around the most. Itâs all weâve come to expect from this cartoon band -- kinda British, kinda futuristic, very undisturbed. Also, if it gets you back to the album before me, I heard that Damon Albarn told all collaborating artists to record their parts like the world was ending tomorrow.
104) Dropkick Murphys -Â âBloodâ
If you know me at all, you know I historically have not been a fan of this band. But for whatever reason, this one connected -- bagpipes and all.
103) Captain, Weâre Sinking -Â âBooksâ
CWS was never, ever going to top the falling-apart-desperation of 2013â˛s âThe Future Is Cancelledâ, but this song comes pleasantly close.
102) IRONTOM -Â âBe Bold Like Elijahâ
My buddy Crooks recâd this band, and the guitars give me Queens Of The Stone Age vibes in the best possible way. A bio on lastFM compared them to Arctic Monkeys, and you know what? I agree with that, too.
101) Jidenna -Â âA Bullâs Taleâ
This song feels primed to explode and makes you wanna rip the shirt off your chest; only we donât know if the bombâs gonna blow in the middle or at the end.
100) Jeff Tweedy - âI Am Trying To Break Your Heartâ
Yeah yeah, the original version of this dropped in 2002, and yes, itâs just a cover by the dude who originally sang it. I... do not care. It made me appreciate the confessional regret all over again.
99) Talib Kweli f/ Yummy Bingham & Jay Electronica - âAll Of Usâ
It was all bad just a week ago
Kweli and Jay Elect are a collab made in conscious rap heaven, so this song was more than a pleasant surprise.
98) Rise Against - âHouse On Fireâ
This song could have been on âRevolutions Per Minuteâ. Or maybe Iâm just saying that because of the hand grenade lyric in the chorus.
97) HAIM - âWant You Backâ
Canât imagine there being a lamer song on this list. HAIM and Bleachers should get in a wuss rock beef that ends with pistols.
96) The Bigger Empty - âBy Its Own (So What)â
My producer plays bass in this band. This song is super solid, and, maybe most importantly in these completely divisive times, unoffensive and approachable. Kinda Hush Sound-y.
95) Little Big Town -Â âLost In Californiaâ (note: link is to live version)
From the bros and broettes who brought us âDay Drinkingâ comes this much more subdued track. If you squint, it doesnât really even seem like country. Granted, if they sang âAlabamaâ instead of âCaliforniaâ, you could probably call that claim out immediately.
94) Lana Del Rey -Â âHeroinâ
Another beautiful/dreamy song from an artist whoâs near-perfected that niche.
93) Wavves & Culture Abuse -Â âUp And Downâ
Wavves and Culture Abuse have already made appearances on this list, and we havenât even cracked the Top 80. Fortunately, their collaboration scored a little higher than their individual outputs. Shout out to their uplifting outro âIâll just get high and Iâll die aloneâ.
92) The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - âSomething Just Like Thisâ
This song played at my gym all the time, and I was positive it was Coldplay. Then someone told me it was The Chainsmokers. Then I looked it up on YouTube, and it says âThe Chainsmokers & Coldplayâ... so whatâs the deal, assholes?
91) Lil Peep f/ Lil Tracy - âAwful Thingsâ
I hadnât heard of Lil Peep when I found out of his passing in 2017. After looking up some pictures, I was nearly 100% positive his music was not for me. This was incorrect. I havenât really listened to songs that sound like his; itâs kind of like rap that treads this line of being bad while also kinda sounding like alternative rock; destructive love song that doesnât flinch.
90) AFI -Â âDark Snowâ
Nothing new, but Davey Havok can still sing circles around almost anybody.
89) Dashboard Confessional -Â âLove Yourselfâ (link is to live, partial version)
Well, Dashboard covered Biebs, and we all lived to tell the tale.
88) Garrett Dale -Â â2016 Was...â
This song would be a blast as a singalong in a late night hotel room. Thereâs something calming about celebrating -- or at least acknowledging -- everything sucking.
87) Katy Perry f/ Skip Marley - âChained To The Rhythmâ
Got more than a few issues with this song, but itâs catchy, so theyâre mostly forgiven. Even though itâs Katy Perry, I was pretty surprised to see it racked up 444 million views.
And seriously who the hell is Skip Marley?!
86) The Ramblinâ Boys Of Pleasure -Â âGlug, Glug, Glugâ
Now is probably a good time to plug the lead track from my bandâs b-sides record that came out this year (ten years in the making, baby!). Mandatory listening if youâve ever bonged brandy, partied in Champaign, or counted down in a country voice.
85) Charly Bliss - âGlitterâ
Itâs been nearly a year, but itâs still somewhat difficult to calibrate this singerâs voice. Is it a little too saccharine, too childlike, or just perfect? You be the judge.
84) Emperor X -Â âWasted On The Senate Floorâ
This singer is real god damn frenetic.
83) Father John Misty -Â âTotal Entertainment Foreverâ
/obligatory âyes, this is the one with the Taylor Swift lyricâ reference
FJM has such a proâs pro voice and makes super sound music... but itâs also kinda hard to have an overall opinion. The more 50-50 I get, the more I think itâs not all that great. The video is a microcosm. Like... why is Macaulay Culkin paying Cobain? Is this a commentary on capitalism? Oooh, nah nah nahs are nice! As divided as I still am, Iâm pretty positive this song is good-if-not-great.
82) St. Vincent -Â âNew Yorkâ
This song is further proof that soft, radio friendly music can still benefit from a well placed âmotherfuckerâ.
81) Andrew McMahon In The Wilderness -Â âDead Manâs Dollarâ
As long as Andrew McMahonâs project is called âAndrew McMahon In the Wildernessâ, I will make fun of him like clockwork.
This song is nice. I sometimes sing âI want Thon Makerâ when he says âI want to make aâ in the chorus.
80) Kele Okereke -Â âStreets Been Talkinââ
Keleâs most impressive feat was sneaking âbaeâ right into the chorus without me noticing until literally right now.
79) Rick Ross - âSummer SeventeenâÂ
How the hell did this dumbass song get so high up on the list? I have no explanation. Classic Roazy though -- aim high, fake it till you make it. When I started my new job in August, IT reset my password to âsummer2017âł, and I had this songâs hook in my head nearly every time I typed it in. All told, a pretty hilarious way to start a work day.
78) Michelle Branch -Â âBest You Everâ
This song sounds so dark and sultry, but Iâm not totally sure why. Branch rules.
77) Calvin Harris f/ Pharrell Williams, Katy Perry & Big Sean -Â âFeelsâ
The best way to ruin this song for anyone is to point out how much the hook sounds like Katy Perry singing âDonât be afraid to catch fishâ.
76) Morrissey - âSpent The Day In Bedâ
This is a very low maintenance lyric video. So you can either make fun of that or the âI spent the day in bed / Iâm not the type, but I love my bedâ line.
75) Red City Radio - âIf You Want Blood (Be My Guest)â
The âWe donât need a god damn thing from youâ chorus is a little punk cliche to win me over, but the Oklahoma City reference (âwhere our dreams come true and dieâ) is the line Iâve been waiting for since I found out RCR was from there.
74) Sam Coffey & The Iron Lungs -Â âTalk 2 Herâ
The closest weâll get to a new Clash song in 2017.
73) Bad Cop/Bad Cop -Â âWomanarchistâ
Factoring in the 2017â˛s themes (#MeToo, Harvey dead, etc.), this has to be the song title of the year. I smiled ear-to-ear watching this music video.
72) The Movielife -Â âMercy Is Asleep At The Wheelâ
Hey, The Movielife reunited!
71) The Rocket Summer -Â âGone Too Longâ
Unlike that lazy ass Morrissey, The Rocket Summer gave us a lyric video that basically passes as a legit music video.
70) Miguel f/ Travis Scott -Â âSky Walkerâ
Me, every time I listen to this song:
âOoh, beat is pretty solid.â
âAh yeah, the hookâs good. I thought I really liked this song though...â
/falsetto part
âAW YEAH.â
69) Queens Of The Stone Age -Â âThe Way You Used To Doâ
Had never known about the Josh Homme/Elvis comparisons, but after hearing this, I totally get it now. Also: god damn it, man.
68) Macklemore f/ Skylar Grey -Â âGloriousâ
What can we do to make Skylar Grey more famous? She Ginger Rogersâd for Em on âSNLâ -- seriously, she played piano and sung Dido, BeyoncĂŠ, and Rihanna hooks (thatâs a solid ass trinity!) -- has unarguably awesome songs, and never takes anything off the table. I honestly donât care if she has another hit... letâs just, like, all Venmo her five bucks or something.
One of my fav music videos on the list so far. Be as skeptical of Macklemore as you want, but when his grandma offers him a drink (haha) then says she wants to âdo it allâ with their day together, it warms the hearts.
67) Direct Hit! -Â âBlood On Your Tongueâ
Direct Hit! continues to be the best modern version of Green Day, The Ramones*, and themselves.
(* - without being Ramones-core)
66) Boyd & The Stahfools -Â âParty Penguinâ
Iâve been in the game for a long while, but, for the first time in my career, I finally was part of a music video. If you told me it was a 2Pac parody that advertised craft beer, Iâd, well, Iâd believe you. We got Dave Hernandez on the hook, Mike Healy as Dr. Dre, and yours truly as Makaveli.
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And all jokes aside, âOn vacation like Bev DâAngeloâ is one of my favorite penned lines.
65) Rancid -Â âTelegraph Avenueâ
I like when Tim sings about grabbing his left-handed guitar.
64) Big Sean f/ Jeremih -Â âLightâ
Sean Don made a forgettable 2017 album with many throwaway tracks -- but âLightâ ainât one of âem. I liked this song even before the touching video cemented its power.
63) blink 182 - âParking Lotâ
This is that weird mix of what makes all new blink really good and really eh at the same time -- Skiba involved (for better or worse), inspired Mark (for better or worse), and Travisâ overplaying (for better or worse). Itâs for sure easier if you just turn your brain off and go with it.
Why does he reference Chicago in the verse then California in the pre-chorus?
I SAID âOFFâ.
62) New Found Glory -Â âYour Jokes Arenât Funnyâ
This song doesnât break a ton of new ground, but itâs got this circular, easy chorus that keeps me coming back.
61) Teenage Bottlerocket - âGoinâ Back To Wyoâ
Similar to Red City Radio writing about OKC, I canât get enough of TB writing about their home. Did I blast this song while driving across the entire state alone this summer? Do you know me an ounce?
60) Frank Turner - âThe Sand In The Gearsâ
A little dissatisfied with the current administration? Frank may be from across the pond, but heâs with you on this one, man. One of my favorite parts of this song is when he breaks the rhyme scheme just to angrily say âI thought that we were winning the war against the homophobes and the racistsâ.
59) Billy Bragg - âNot Everything That Counts Can Be Countedâ
Billy Bragg is here for all of us, with perspective, wisdom, and insightful guidance in tow.
58) Dave Hause -Â âThe Flinchâ
Send this one to an old flame if youâre hoping, you know, to maybe rekindle.
57) Selena Gomez f/ Gucci Mane -Â âFetishâ
Thatâs right -- âBad Liarâ got beat out by this significantly less popular single featuring one of my least favorite rappers.
/looks up play totals
âFetishâ... 130 million
âBad Liarâ... 214 million
Comparably popular, I say! For me, this one is all about the chorus -- and that beatâll get you swayinâ.
56) Jay Electronica - âLetter To Falonâ
âCause who gonâ save them babies? / And finally put a definite to all those maybes
Death, taxes, maybe death again, and Jay Electronica never releasing a full length album. Our man has been on Roc Nation for nearly ten years. I hate him so much. /anxiously awaits his next move
Jay Electricity in his zone on this one; so comfortable, in full operation within the confines.
55) Laura Jane Grace - âAdoreâ
I donât know who Amy Shark is, but LJG covered her song and punted my heart into Lake Michigan.
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54) Russian Girlfriends -Â âAntidoteâ
Upbeat, direct song that starts kinda Metric-y with the riff but then gets more pop punk as it progresses.
53) Brian Fallon -Â âIf Your Prayers Donât Get To Heavenâ
My fiancee laughed when I looked up how to play this song on the guitar and the guy who tabbed it out wrote âTypical Brian Fallon open chordsâ in the intro.
52) Cloud Nothings -Â âEnter Entirelyâ
If âWomanarchistâ is the âbestâ song title of the year, âEnter Entirelyâ is certainly the coolest. And please donât let the very boring music video fool you -- this song gets after it, man. If you are a fan of rock music, it would blow me away if you found this song remotely objectionable.
(After seeing CN open for Japandroids on back-to-back nights this November, it feels criminal to have such a slow song represent the band, as their drummer is the Russell Westbrook of the indie scene. That dude does not tire and comes off as more machine than man.)
51) Conor Oberst - âNapalmâ
Oberst released a 10-song album in 2016 that was super brooding and piano-y... then he released another album in 2017 (17 songs) that had every track from his previous record and seven new ones. Kind of a weird move, no? This is one of those seven; suffice to say itâs a little more upbeat.
50) Sorority Noise -Â âNo Haloâ
You could tell me this song came out in 2002, 2007, or both -- but not 2017. How is this not a time capsuled rival of Taking Back Sunday or My Chemical Romance? I donât know, but if you like a lot of death, this oneâs for you.
49) N.E.R.D f/ Rihanna -Â âLemonâ
Letâs lighten the mood back up with some RiRi rap. My buddy Crooksâ take:Â âThat's how every 2017 hip-hop beat should sound.â
48) Kesha -Â âPrayingâ
Itâs damn near impossible to talk about this song without talking about The Note. It occurs at 4:21, and it will make you a little faint.
Kesha dusts herself off and gets beyond empowered in this one. This song could legitimately soundtrack the entire #MeToo movement. When the drums kick in halfway through, youâll be ready to fight back too.
When Iâm finished, they wonât even know your name
47) The Smith Street Band - âLaughing (Or Pretending To Laugh)â
This soft, hopeful love song is almost *too* respectful when it comes to interactions with the opposite sex. Iâm not sure thereâs a more endearing 2017 lyric than âAnd I don't wanna marry you just yet / But at least let me get you a cider / And I donât even think Iâd have to pay for it / Hopefully thereâs a couple left on the riderâ.
46) Run The Jewels -Â âLegend Has Itâ
Whenever I think of this song, I will always have that image of El-P holding up that gun to the bunnyâs head. This song is braggadocious, each line one-upping the previous in perpetuity. Man, they probably rule live.
45) Vic Mensa -Â âSay I Didnâtâ
Vic Mensa's Roc Nation debut (CAN YOU HEAR ME AT ALL, JAY ELECTRONICA?!?!?!?!?!?) was real strong, and this one gives you a good taste of what heâs about. Heâs intense but controlled and even gets a little soulful. And depending what sphere you come from, youâll either be extremely more or extremely less interested after he drops a Weezer reference. If that gives you trepidation, maybe the Nate Dogg namedrop will reel you back in?
44) Kendrick Lamar -Â âHUMBLE.â
I like Kendrick Lamar and will always recognize his talent, platform, and body of work (thereâs a real case to be made that his âControlâ verse killed hip-hop, and itâs just been an animated zombie ever since). Having said that...
He doesnât always make it easy. The all caps song titles, the weird high pitched flow, the massive reliance of âbitchâ in his choruses... yet, heâs the same dude who begs for stretch marked butts and body positivity. I donât know, man. By the time he hits the âI make a play fucking up your whole lifeâ line, Iâm nearly all the way back in.
Last complaint: that organ-y keyboard thing could be so much louder. The beat almost feels diet because of that decision.
43) PKEW PKEW PKEW - âCold Dead Handsâ
This song is about how you canât freeze this band to death, because theyâll party their way out of the situation.
42) Weezer - âAny Friend Of Dianeâsâ
This song puts me in a trance; they sing the same chorus lyric a million times, and I still almost want more.
41) Taylor Swift -Â âI Did Something Badâ
If this song isnât a hit in 2018, then I do not know anything. For as uneven and questionable as her new singles were, this song has none of that. By the time sheâs rolling on the tremendously magnetic âover and over and over againâ part, youâll feel like itâs 2009.
Maybe the old Taylor is still alive after all.
40) Best Ex -Â âSomedayâ
Whatâs that, you want your pop with a lot less baggage? This song is currently at 1,042 views, which is further proof of no justice in this world. I remember grocery shopping with this in the headphones, and you woulda thought it was the happiest moment of my life by the expression on my smiling, dumb face.
39) White Reaper -Â âJudy Frenchâ
âThere are no good new rock bands wahhhhhâ
Nah -- you just suck at finding music when itâs never been easier in human history, I guess?
38) Anti-Flag - âThe Criminalsâ
This band has always lived in this dramatic life-and-death world, and itâs been going on for so long, that itâs like their vision of what they were always rebelling against was willed into existence.
37) French Montana f/ The Weeknd & Max B -Â âA Lieâ
My dislike of French Montana is so high that I sometimes think about having to answer for saying something heinous about him. Kinda like when Kevin Garnett was accused of calling Charlie Villanueva (who has alopecia) a âcancer patient.â
KGâs all-time response:
âI am aware there was a major miscommunication regarding something I said on the court last night. My comment to Charlie Villanueva was in fact âYou are cancerous to your team and our league,â" Garnett said in a statement to the media on Wednesday.
Hahahaha.
French, you are a cancer to hip-hop and our league. His verse even references stupid Karl Malone, because why wouldnât it? The good news is we have The Weeknd on the hook *and* in the first verse, so you can basically just pretend itâs his solo song with a few regrettable cameos.
36) The Penske File -Â âOh Brotherâ
The Penske File make it look effortless sometimes. After hearing this song and doing a MalÜrt shot with their singer, I have higher hopes than ever for their 2018 full length.
35) The Front Bottoms -Â âDonât Fill Up On Chipsâ
TFBâs new album didnât give me everything I wanted in terms of uptempo bangers, but the lyrics, sentiment, and craftsmanship are all still very much present.
34) Vince Staples -Â âBig Fishâ
The Juicy J chorus might not win a Pulitzer (âI was up late night ballinâ / Countinâ up hundreds by the thousandâ), but Vince is rapping invincible, and by the time the lyrics call back his monster single (âNorf Norfâ), you wonât be questioning anything anymore.
33) Julien Baker -Â âShadowboxingâ (link is to live version)
I know that you don't understand 'Cause you don't believe what you don't see When you watch me throwing punches at the devil It just looks like I'm fighting with me
I swear, Julien Baker might be one of the only people on this planet with the power to shut us all up and listen.
32) Paramore -Â âFake Happyâ
Paramore is a band that does dumb shit all the time. Infighting, legal drama, horrible makeover after horrible makeover. Seriously, this is real:
But through it all, thereâs that unbreakable Hayley voice, and itâs like everything is gonna be OK again. I mean, no, itâs not -- but letâs still enjoy these fleeting moments, full blown pop transition or not.
31) Nothington -Â âCobblestonesâ
This song briefly sounds like Lucero before turning into no nonsense despair punk.
30) Lorde -Â âPerfect Placesâ
Such a phenomenal album closer; great to have her back in the pop music fold. Car, headphones, party, whatever -- this song goes all around you.
29) Remember Sports -Â âI Liked You Bestâ
If Keshaâs high note in âPrayingâ was pop musicâs peak vocal moment in 2017, Iâd like to nominate the âYou made this me-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hessâ (2:37) part as punkâs.
28) Phoenix -Â âJ-Boyâ
This band makes such gorgeous music.
27) Drake -Â âFree Smokeâ (no link)
Drakeâs full album output, in minutes, for the last four years:
2013: 59 minutes 2014: N/A 2015: 108 minutes 2016: 81 minutes
And this doesnât include stray singles, diss tracks, or cameos (2014 had â0 To 100âł, for example). What Iâm saying is, despite high quality material, Aubrey has saturated us with music for nearly half a decade. So even though I dig him lots, it was like âReally?!â when I heard he was releasing 2017â˛s âMore Lifeâ and âWHATâ when I found out it was another 81 minutes (the same length as 2016â˛s âViewsâ). Though the record is stylistically very different -- I keep hearing people use the word âgrimeâ, though I have no idea what it means -- itâs still got bars. My favorite stray lines (they add up):
- âMore life, more everythingâ - âI dunk text J-Lo / Old number, so it bounce backâ - âHilton rooms, gotta double up / Writinâ our name on a double cupâ - âI fall asleep in sororities / I had some different prioritiesâ - âWomen I like was ignorinâ me / Now they like âArenât you adorable?â / I know the question rhetoricalâ - âI make too much these days to ever say âPoor meââ - âI wanna move to Dubai / So I donât never have to kick it with none of you guysâ
But, it wouldnât be Drake without making fun of him some. The song beings with, well, him sampling himself at an award show. The sample:Â
And more chune for your headtop So watch how you speak on my name, you know?
Which begs the question: did he do the weird Jamaican accent knowing he was gonna sample it? It treads this weird genius/calculated doofus line. All I know is it makes me laugh.
26) Tigers Jaw - âFavoriteâÂ
This song could make me pensive and unhappy on the sunniest of days.
25) Tee Grizzley -Â âFirst Day Outâ
Like many, I first heard of Tee Grizzley from a LeBron James Instagram workout video. It was an easy sell: Detroit, ferocious beat, and the dude goes *hard*. I got a little too excited and emailed my hip-hop friends:Â âWhat the fuck is this? This is GOOD.â
This was before I realized he kinda sounds the same in every song. Itâs no matter -- weâll always have âFirst Day Outâ, a brief time in June 2017 where I thought Tee Grizzley could be the next to run the game.
I canât even be in public with my hoodie on
24) The War On Drugs -Â âStrangest Thingâ
Itâs very difficult to write about The War On Drugs without mentioning how transcendent it is to listen to them in the car. Everyone is right about that, but, for me, I also have to mention how much this dude sounds like Dylan. People say Springsteen, but I hear so much Bob. You donât necessarily have to get âpastâ it, but you do kinda have to get used to it. Once you do, the lead guitar will carry you into the clouds. This music will make you contemplate and reflect.
23) Foxing -Â âNight Channelsâ
Letâs keep the mood contemplative; you almost feel sleepless if not completely locked in to this one.
UPDATE: This dropped in 2015, /sigh
22) Craig Finn -Â âGod In Chicagoâ
This is more of a movie than a song -- and the visuals agree. Focus in on the lyrics, take in the story, and then do it again soon because youâll catch new wrinkles each time. One of the yearâs best videos, for sure. Punk News phrases it well:Â âHere heâs made a solo album of losers who have no idea theyâve already lost.â
21) DJ Khaled f/ Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance The Rapper, Lil Wayne -Â âIâm The Oneâ
No one wanted you to know he had sex in 2017 more than DJ Khaled. He made his infant son Asahd the âExecutive Producerâ for this video. Why? Because heâs an idiot. Khaledâs still existing fame continues to confound. Heâs more faux-platitudes than man at his point. So why do the best artists in the world collaborate with someone so seemingly unintelligent? I donât know, but this song bangs and was probably my Song of the Summer. We got JB on the hook, a dumb-but-amusing Quavo*, Wayne trying to gain footing, and Chance running across the finish line backward with Best Verse title belt. But Khaled wonât let you forget about him, blaring DJ tag and all. This song suffers for that, and itâs all his fault.Â
(* - his ad lib of just repeating everything becomes charming once you start to get Stockholm Syndrome with the song)
20) Ed Sheeran -Â âThe Shape Of Youâ
What a 2017 for the man behind the yearâs best (super successful) pop song. At the turn of the calendar, I barely knew who he was, but before we all knew it, there was a legitimate public outcry because he was on âGame of Thronesâ for, like, two minutes. What a time. Oh, also, the âCome on, be my baby...â bridge gave me some âReal World: New Orleansâ acid flashbacks.
Great meme, take us out.
19) Minus The Bear -Â âLast Kissâ
If the shattered neon heart didnât give it away, this is a âthe relationship is definitively overâ breakup song. Seeing them play it at Riot Fest made me miss my late friend Luke; I wish he could have heard this.
18) Hot Water Music -Â âNever Going Backâ
Iâve always maintained Chuck Ragan plays guitar and sings songs like a running back. Well, this song carpe diemâs me enough to play actual running back*.
(* - jk, would never do this unless it was against very small children)
17) Lucky Boys Confusion -Â âGood Luckâ
My hometown heroes released their comeback album in 2017, and Iâm not sure any track sums up the effort better. By the time Adam sings âBurned out, they call us / Screw âem, we got endless memories / Punk rock and the polish / I hope it gave you something to believeâ, there are no dry eyes left.
(And yes, this could totally be an AM Taxi song, but with Ryan Fergusâ killer-fills-only drumming, Iâm glad it wasnât.)
16) Hodera - âBaltimoreâ
This song would likely have a Top 5 objective approval rating of any on the list.
...âThe Wireâ forever.
15) Iron Chic -Â âA Headache With Picturesâ
It ainât heavy, it ainât heaven
If Hot Water Music is carpe diem, what is Iron Chic -- seize the life?! My favorite description of the band came from Sam Sutherland, who tweeted:Â âWhose day has already been derailed by the unavoidably weighty introspection of listening to the new Iron Chic record.â
They are a certified run-through-brick-walls outfit. One of my final 2017 memories of this song was subtweeting âNow I knowâ the night I got engaged and having my buddy Ricky think she mightâve declined the proposal. May have to include a ring emoji next time.
14) The Flatliners -Â âIndoorsâ
Had to listen to this, like, five or six times before its brilliant greatness overtook me like falling into a river. The chorus is so, so heartfelt.
Donât sleep on the video, either (especially the end).
13) Sylvan Esso - âDie Youngâ
Though I have tickets to see them for the first time in 2018, I am not mega-versed in the catalogue of Sylvan Esso. But this feels like their best song. Imagine if Romeo and Juliet turned out OK.
12) Oso Oso -Â âShoes (The Sneaker Song)â
Jade from Oso Oso would likely want all of the above stylized in lowercase -- but this ainât Jadeâs list. This was my favorite new band of 2017, and I do believe they made the yearâs best album. Itâs early-2000s emo at times, pop punk at others, and all ear candy.
11) Sincere Engineer -Â âCorn Dog Sonnet No. 7âł
Staying in the new artist lane, I proudly introduce Sincere Engineer. This band sounds like if Modern Baseball had a little sister. By the time singer Deanna Belos sings âIâm still learning how to beâ, you want to pat her on the back and give her all your best advice.
Fantastic music video -- and she confirmed to me this past weekend that itâs real mustard, not puffy paint (âI have a towel that is all yellow from cleaning it upâ).
10) new.wav -Â âGirlsâ
Alright, so stick with me on this: new.wav is the band, covering The 1975â˛s song âGirlsâ in the style of âEnema of the Stateâ-era blink-182. Confused? Yeah, I was too, but check it out. Maybe more impressive than the arrangements/performance is how they were able to match blinkâs production style -- no easy task.
9) Jay-Z - âFamily Feudâ (starts around 5:30; partial version)
Shawn Corey Carter wants to get right with everyone -- America, his peers, and, of course, within his own home. And though I may never understand the âNew n****s is the reason I stopped drinkinâ Dos Equisâ lyric, Iâm on board with about all else. Similar to the Oso Oso record, â4:44âł is such an album that it feels unfair to single out a song to represent all of its parts. Stripped from the LP, the song does not hit as hard, but in the groove of the record, itâs the apex. And despite Hov seemingly desiring peace, the song does have more than a few call outs:
-Â âMy stash canât fit into Steve Harveyâs suitâ -Â âAnd old n****s, yâall stop actinâ brand new / Like 2Pac ainât have a nose ring tooâ -Â âAl Sharpton in the mirror takinâ selfies / How is him or Pill Cosby sâposed to help me?â
In the latter stages of his career, itâs hard to call everything Jay does ânecessaryâ, but â4:44âł definitely checked that box.
8) Rozwell Kid -Â âWendyâs Trash Canâ
Vacillated all year between this one and âMichael Keatonâ and literally flipped a penny my cousin Maggie loaned me to decide. âWendyâs Trash Canâ was heads.
7) The Weeknd -Â âReminderâ
This one got backdoored in as a latter single from The Weekndâs 2016 album. One of my favorite parts about Abel is how little he has had to change to succeed. Sure, itâs silky smooth, but he hasnât sacrificed the drugs, darkness, or ego that should offend (but doesnât because it he pulls it off so well). After bragging early in the song about he won a kids award for singing about cocaine, he calls out peers for biting his sound, blings out his entire crew, and, well:
When I travel 'round the globe, make a couple mil' a show And I come back to my city, I fuck every girl I know
/clutches pearls
6) The Bombpops -Â âBe Sweetâ
The guitar riff in this song is why I fell in love with punk music. Also, super cool story behind the lyrics:
â'Be Sweet' is an homage to our dear friend, the late Brandon Carlisle of the band Teenage Bottlerocket," vocalist Jen Razavi told AP. "Back in 2010, we were partying in a hotel room with Brandon and Ray Carlisle. There was a guitar in the room and Brandon was showing us an idea he had for a song. He had written it for his wife, but he told us we should play it and change the lyrics to 'getting rad with my boyfriend.' He wrote down all the lyrics on four sheets of hotel notepad paper. Since then, the melody and the chord progression were forgotten, but I still had the lyrics. So we wrote our own version of the song in the studio and used every single lyric that Brandon had written down.
Did I mention the video has an âIn Bloomâ feel? Stop reading, go listen.
5) Action Bronson -Â âLet Me Breatheâ
Action Bronson ainât givinâ nothinâ up. This is my pick for rap song of the year. Itâs got TV brags (âI got two shows, Iâm about to pitch anotherâ), a tight chorus (âLet me breathe for a minute / White Range Rover blowinâ trees all in itâ), and whimsy shit too (âHoney bouncinâ up and down, she nearly broke my dickâ). Ghostfaceâs disciple is having more fun than just about anyone.
4) Japandroids -Â âNorth East South Westâ
Only a Canadian band could get me to care this much about my own country. The Vancouver duo penned an Americana ode to the road -- but thereâs a twist... they talk about their cities too. For every New Orleans, thereâs a Toronto. For every California, a Vancouver.
Maybe theyâll be the ones to end all the border wars.
3) Alex Lahey -Â âEvery Dayâs The Weekendâ
This is the only submission on the list Iâd feel comfortable calling a perfect song. Relatable themes, a chorus thatâll tangle you up, f-bombs in all the right places, and every part maximized. She has this way of weaving between cool confidence and youthful insecurity, all in the matter of one verse.
2) Carly Rae Jepsen -Â âCut To The Feelingâ
When it comes to âCall Me Maybeâ and its legacy, I do not fuck around. This song gets really, really, really close. Just watch this dude.
Queen Carly blessed us with another one. The chorus soars, arms go up, and clouds are your closest companions.
1) The Menzingers -Â âAfter The Partyâ
It's the little things my mind commits / To etch behind my eyelids
When this song dropped, my buddy Dave Rokos called it his favorite Menzos song ever. That felt like high praise, but man, he might be dead on. âAfter The Partyâ rips me in half with its lyrics of palpable desperation:
Like a kaleidoscope in vibrant hues I navigate around your tattoos Said you got that one on a whim when you were breaking up with him And that Matryoshka Russian doll That lines your shelf from big to small What a way to start anew To shed your skin and find the old youÂ
If Carlyâs chorus flies, this one holds us down like gravity. You feel everything, you feel nothing, you feel full yet voided, but after all of this -- the life, the party, the friends, the bars, the experiences, the nights, the lights, the fights, the city you live in -- itâs still her and you. Or him and you. Or whatever it is you come home to at the end, when itâs finally quiet.
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