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#great job charlie you've confused the devil
allevils · 8 months
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“I tell you, cheese makes everything better. Except car accidents. Trust me, I’ve tried. The police got very mad.”  ( from charlie bc ... yeah )
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" -- excuse me? " truthfully, i'm taken aback by this. sure, you can claim i shouldn't be surprised by anything humans say. however, there's a certain type of human that knocks me for a loop-- and it's whatever charlie is. my face contorts into confusion, a hand rubbing at the back of my neck.
" well, your first mistake was believing you can trust the police. secondly-- why do you carry cheese? is this a common thing for you when you drive? " and really, do i trust him on the road? probably not.
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