#got asked if I needed medical assistance 💀

[t-the-ring-master]

I saw a YouTube short of a skit, and it was the kid pretending to faint and saying “I’m going to faint” before flopping to the floor, and the mom said “you know, people don’t announce when they are gonna faint.”

And as someone who has fainted, and fainted often- that is completely untrue 🤣

One time I was out and with some family (my dad, mom, C, our brother and his now wife and her family.) and I went with my sister to the bathroom at the hockey game and went “I think I’m going down… yep, going down.” And crashed out 🤣. Keep in mind I’m one of those people who faint and wake up super quick but take a hot second to recover, so I was on the bathroom floor trying to recover and eating a natured valley bar I snuck in for my blood sugar. Thankfully I don’t think anyone else was in the bathroom or really cared haha. I couldn’t hear anything and my vision was blurry and I felt extremely hot.

But yeah, I announce when I’m going down so someone can catch me because I just drop. Like straight down I drop…. Anyways thanks C for keeping me from getting a concussion.

[bluespace-writer]

Hello there, this totally isn't the mod of heavyweponguy. But if it's not too much trouble, could you do a heavymedic?

Also, I love your writing

[Thank you for this request stranger that can be @heavyweponguy Hope you enjoy this story!💀✨️]]

Red duo

◇ TF2 Heavy [x]and Medic [Come on. You know what]

◇ some blood and slight gore description

◇ includs Archimedes❗️

"And zhis is how I lost my medical licence!" Medic laughed after ending his repetitive story he was always proud to say.

Heavy laughed as always. Even if he heard Medic's story of how he stole a patients skeleton. He heard it many times, and yet every time, it was entertaining and fun to listen to. Today, Heavy was helping Medic in his workshop, bringing boxes with new animal organs, like zebras lungs or horses hearts. Finally, he picked up a long package, ready to put it into the freezer, but Medic stopped him.

"Ah! Not zhis one. Can you put it on my operation table?"

Without a word, Heavy put a light, wierd, shaped bag on the table, noticing excitement on the doctor's face. When he was opening a package, he looked like a small boy opening his present from Santa on Christmas. But when Medoc revealed what was inside, Heavy's face was in a state of small shock. Inside the bad was the whole body, but it was missing a head.

"Doctor, what is this?" Heavy asked.

"Vell, do you remember zhat team ve vere fightin' with? Vhat was zheir name? Classic, I think. I don't remember really" Medic answered while looking back at his reflection in bonesaw.

"I see. And who body is this?"

"It's Greg's! I couldn't just leave it like zhat! I put my most valuable organs in him after all. It would be a shame to let them go to vaste. Besides, I vas lucky. His body vas parciatly burned to crips!"

Heavy didn't answer to that. Meanwhile, Medic stabbed his bonesaw in TFC Scout's chest, ready to find his missing parts.

"So why is Heavy here?" Heavy asked. On those words, Medic turned around to him as if he had just asked the obvious question.

"To entertain me, of course. I got used to operating on patients who are vel, awake, and vorking in complete silence is boring for me. I vanted to ask Engineer to assist me but he said he didn't have time so that's why I asked you. Here, hold this"

Medic gave Heavy his bonesaw.

"So....what exactly doctor wants to 'regain' back from him?"

"I thought you'll never ask!" Medic's face brightened visibly when he heard the question, as if he was waiting for it to be asked.

"Beside my three baboon uteruses, one kidney, twelve centimetres of cow's intestine. I also put small brain in his left leg. Unfortunately, it was burned, so I can't really bring it back to life again"

"And why is he missing his head? Was there no brain inside too? I wouldn't be surprised"

Medic giggled at Heavy's joke before continuing his work.

"Oh no. His brain simply melted like butter while Pyro was burning him. I tried to make something out of it, but unfortunately, nothing vorked. What a shame- Archimedes no! Give it back!" Medic scouted at his dove, who took peace of liver and flew on lamp, holding it in its beak. Heavy manage to get it back, reaching Archimedes and snatching organ back with his strength.

"Danke! Birds, am I right?" chukle escaped his lips before continuing the operation.

Some time passed, five hours to be precise. Medic was determined to get every last organ he saw in his victims chest, as Heavy was by his side, helping slightly from time to time. Finally, Medic sat down on chair exhausted. Seeing this, Heavy sat down next to him.

"Doctor needs to lay down in his bed"

Medic ignored these words, laying his head over Heavy's shoulder, smirking.

"Nein. I want to stay like zhis" he said, slowly closing his eyes.

"Doctor..."

But it was too late. Medic fell asleep (or probably just acted like he was) in seconds. He was in his comfortable position, laying his head over Heavy's shoulder, refusing to move even an inch. Heavy sighed before closing his eyes, too, knowing that waking his doctor was pointless, so he decided to rest too.

Both of them stayed like that for a while, but later, Heavy woke up again. He looked at the clock, realising how late it is, yet he couldn't just let himself and Medic sleep on chairs. So, Heavy stood up and picked up Medic, and walked to their shared room.

Finally, he arrived at the big room, laying Medic on bed, and Heavy himself layed down next to him. Why? Medic is known to sleepwalk, so Heavy to prevent this sleeps with him, holding him down. Last time he wasn't, Scout screamed because he was standing above his bed with the übersaw and wide crazy smile. Heavy glanced at the doctor's face before closing his eyes, this time falling asleep quickly. Both of them hold each other close, enjoying this comfortable time together...

[The end! Hope you like it! Tell me in comments what do you think!💀🌌]

[destinyc1020]

i dont know where u disappeared too but i hope everything is alright and ur just busy. We miss you on here, just let us know if your okay. whenever u can.

Hey there Anon....

Thank you (and other Anons) who've asked about my whereabouts, I definitely appreciate it. 🥰🤗 If I haven't gotten to your msgs, please don't take it personally.... 🙏🏾 I've just been under a LOT of stress lately. 😔

My mom actually had another really bad cardiac episode last week and had to be hospitalized for over a week. In fact, she JUST got out of the hospital yesterday (thank goodness). 🙏🏾

She ended up needing to have stents put in her heart because some of her arteries were 90% blocked. 😱💀

Needless to say, it's been a REALLY stressful period of time for me, so tbh I haven't really felt like blogging or being on Tumblr much until things died down. Thankfully, my stepdad flew in, so I've been getting some much-needed assistance, and my mom is doing MUCH better now. Hopefully she won't be having anymore chest pains or needing anymore procedures for a while. 🤞🏾

All I have to say is thank the Lord for all you medical professionals out there who study, go to school, and get your degrees, because you all have been a God-send during this difficult time. 😭

That Dr basically saved my mom's life and prevented her from suffering a MASSIVE heart attack (cuz that's where she was headed). 😔

Anyway, I'm just so GRATEFUL that my mom lives to see another day.....❤ I can't even imagine what it would be like to lose her. 😔

Lastly, all I'll say is, PLEASE take care of yourselves (physically, mentally, emotionally, etc.), appreciate the good people in your life, and practice KINDNESS whenever possible (it's always possible) . We never know when our day on this earth could be our last, or when our loved ones could leave us. 😥

Love,

Destiny💜

(So thankful and so grateful. 🙏🏾)

[xxazura-leexx]

Totally see Law falling for a male reader that ether has some kind of medical background like a nurse or has the interest. besides a sane person that listens to him? After all the Luffy induced stress. Dude needs some stability.

Sorry for long reply and yes totally, he had enough looking after luffy. My guy need rest but anyways! Thanks for requesting ^^

Law with Psychiatrist Doctor Male reader

(Modern au)

First time yall meet is, where he's chasing luffy around the hospital and trying to check up luffy in that moment

But suddenly, hes bumping to a hot, sexy, good-looking guy(That's you) and almosy fall on top of you

He just went from this "🙂" to this "😳"

He stand up while helping you get up to and asking is there that he can help

And ofcourse you answered,that you're a new psychiatrist doctor who come in today.

He helping you to meet Dr.Marco and his little assistant Chopper in the office.

After few weeks, yall became closer and closer. He will let all of his pain that keeping it inside his mind

Hes always tell you his backstory a little, where he got helped by a guy named Rosinante or he call "Corazon".

The moment you hear about it you feel bad because Someone kill a guy that like a father to him.

ANYWAYS, ENOUGH OF ANGST LETS GET TO FLUFFY FLUFF MUAHH 😘😘-

The rest of doctors and everyone was shocked that you and him are dating, they were like "You must be joking right hehe.. Right 🤨🧐?"

Beside, they always supporting and treat you guys better like a family.

When you enter his office with his lunch he almost feel a butterflies on his stomach

Wtf this insects doing in my stomach 💀-

Sit on his lap when you feel stressed or sleepy, but ended up you both cuddling in the office of his.

Shachi and Penguin accidently walk in and they both just took a photos of all cuddling like a otters

On the next day, Hes yelling at Them for taking a pictures of him and his boyfriend yesterday in his office.

He always be a tsundere doctor taht every pasient fallen inlove of, but his heart only falling in love with psychiatrist doctor, you.

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✨Thank you for reading it✨

i hope this is good because i kinda suck at writing, but anyways thank you for enjoying my writing and you can request too