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𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒔!𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒂𝒏 𝒙 𝒘𝒊𝒇𝒆!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

• +18 minors do not interact. smut without plot, Outdoors sex, fluff, kissing, size kink, established relationship, little thigh humping, pet names etc.

𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒂𝒏 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 / 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕

divider by @anitalenia 🤍

“C’on sweetheart.. m’gonna be late” your back gently rubbed against the tree bark as you captured your husbands lips in a soft kiss. You moaned on his lips possibly making him harder than he already was “Don’t care..” you pouted opening his vest and a coat revealing his veiny arms. “Don’t make me bend you over here princess” he bit your jaw playfully wrapping his arms around you coaxing you against his chest. “Want you Lo..” you whined rubbing your thighs together. “Whatcha want?” His soft eyes darkened nostrils flaring smelling your arousal. Pushing your legs apart with his knee so you ended up rubbing your sweet little cunt on his thigh. It wasn’t enough friction you wanted him right inside of you.

“Been so long.. want- want you” you babbled stupidly, inhaling his manly scent getting so worked up. Your nipples pebbled under your dress making him moisten his lips “Yeah? Very long.. I’m workin over here sneakin away to have a little time with ya..” he smiled circling your clit with his thumb making you gasp for breath. “Mmmm!” You blushed eagerly opening his belt and his jeans. “Fuck—you makin a mess kitten” he sighed full of need for your sweet pussy. “One of the reasons I married you little one.. you’re a such a slut for your husband” he picked you up in his arms backing you up against the wide tree, you clung to his shoulders hiding your face in his neck cock drunk and you weren’t even filled by him yet. Jeans and boxers falling to his ankles— he found your little cunt blindly with your panties aside pushing right in you. Nodding rapidly “so needy for you”

You gasped and trembled by the sheer size of your husband no matter how many times you’ve taken him. “Daddy..” you mewled. His hand lied flat on the tree the other arm held you right under your thighs. His hips started on slower pace but the moment he heard his men cutting down more trees, and the chainsaws in the distance he buried his face against your tits groaning at the smell and feel of you. “Fuck fuck fuck..” grunting possessively gripping you in his hold picking up the speed sliding in and out of you pounding you quicker. You cried out against his neck placing your hands on his butt to pull him even closer wrapping your legs around his waist “I can’t.. can’t.. last” you shut your eyes tipping your head back against the tree your body jolting upwards rapidly as your husband started to pound your little cunt silly. Your wetness allowing him an easy slide but god your moans could be heard by his entire work crew you didn’t care. “Daddy! Daddy!” You babbled again as broken whimpers and mewls fell out of your lips, Logan was feral watching your gorgeous tits nearly jumping out of your dress in his face slapping his heavy balls against your ass by delivering you quick strokes filling you out repeatedly. Belly tight with warmth which turned to heat and it pooled in your pussy clenching around his veiny cock. “Ughhhh” you groaned grabbing his thick mane with one of your hands and Logan moaned on your lips kissing you brushing his tongue over yours. You both chased your orgasms and soon you made a mess on his cock, your cunt was then filled with his cream to the fullest moments later. “Fuck fuck fuckkk” he whimpered out hiding his sweaty face against your neck.

After calming down for few moments you spend time kissing, his kisses were made of everything woman needed in her life and you clung to him keeping him warm inside of you. “Can’t stay princess.. I’m on the job” he chuckled and you pouted again pretending like he just haven’t rearranged your brain in your skull. “Already? M’gonna miss you husband..” you kissed his forehead. “Me too bub” he sighed not wanting to part away from you but he had to get back to work. Saying goodbye to him was always hard but you were all happy because in the evening you’d repeat this all in your bed.

After all… Logan was an insatiable lover.

[merinathropp]

okay here's my massive and hugely late Wicked movie review in case anyone is still interested alksdjalskdjaldk bless you all for your patience

Glinda - 11/10 no notes I am besotted. I was so wrong about Ariana Grande, she was pitch perfect and melted into the character. She played Glinda with all the nuance she desperately deserves, she was SO MUCH MORE than just a mean blonde girl, she had a sort of 'spoiled rich girl innocence' and genuine sweetness in everything she did. And the RANGE!!!! Her expressions during No One Mourns get the award for First Thing To Make Me Weep, there was SUCH pain and bitter resolve underneath her composure. Ariana the woman that you are.

Fiyero - I feel like Fiyero is a character who only works if you make him a bit camp and silly and absolutely commit to The Flynn Rider-ness of it all, and Jonathan ABSOLUTELY DID. He was outrageously charming. Love that he flirted with girls and boys and even members of staff, really drove home the whole 'scandalous reputation' thing. Equal opportunity Fiyero Flirting. What a time to be alive.

Elphaba - Okay this is where things get complicated. I really struggled with Cynthia's Elphaba. I totally respect that she wanted to take the character in a different direction, making her more vulnerable and soft-spoken and sad.

It just didn't work for me, because it stripped Elphaba of all the things I love about her in the show: her fierceness, her rage, her explosive nature, her terrible temper. I just adore how messy she is. And I missed that in the movie.

I've seen people talk a lot about how Cynthia's Elphaba is 'internal' - she doesn't let her emotions show, she keeps it all on the inside. Again, this was a choice that really bugged me. So many classic Elphaba Reaction Moments were reduced to Cynthia just...looking?? It drove me mad.

Her vocals were out of this world. She looked absolutely stunning. But I just can't connect with this new version of Elphaba as much as her stage counterpart.

Sets, Props & Costumes - GORGEOUS. A literal feast for the eyes, this is a sumptuous movie and I kept wanting to pause the frame just to take in all the little details. Everything felt so distinctly Ozian, all the bizarre textures and fabric choices and steampunk Victorian vibe...ughhhh obsessed.

Screenplay - I think my overall take for this section is: The additions they made were fun, but if I'd been in charge, I would have prioritised completely different things lol.

With the 3 hour runtime, I guess I just assumed they would put all that glorious extra time towards Gelphie and Fiyeraba? Especially because there are SO many juicy cut scenes from older versions of Wicked (e.g. workshops, San Francisco tryouts), and this was an amazing opportunity to bring some of that stuff back.

But instead, we got like...A Sentimental Man dance break, more dialogue with the Wizard, a big action sequence with Elphaba and Glinda escaping the guards, a new song about the ancient sorcerers of Oz, loads of Pfannee and Shenshen dialogue etc.

Again, I don't think any of this stuff was bad! But I wish the extra time had gone towards expanding the character relationships rather than like...The Wizard Will Dance For You Now lol.

(Not to mention they cut some of Fiyeraba's dialogue - a BIZARRE choice, I scream into the void etc, these two have such limited time together already, Why Would You Cut More Of It)

Misc Things I Loved - Galinda and Elphaba's new little 'signature wave' for each other, based on their Ozdust dance. Destroyed me emotionally every time they used it.

- Popular was a MASTERCLASS in adapting a musical theatre number to screen, I was so worried it would be Too Much but they pitched it just right. It was hysterically funny but still sincere, Galinda was very much 'kid who's had too much sugar at 3am' and she was so DRAMATIC and silly and sweet, I'm besotted fjhakjsdhaksjda.

- ALL THE CHOREOGRAPHY. Bursting with energy, highly musical. I found myself wishing the camera would slow down / zoom out a bit, so we could enjoy it more fully.

- Doctor Dillamond actually saying to Elphaba that she has a friend in him, and gently offering her one of his hooves to so they could 'shake hands'. My friend and I were both like 'we did not expect to get emotional about the goat professor, yet here we are'.

- Fiyero 'yeah I ate grass as a child' Tigelaar. he absolutely did. not a single doubt in my mind.

- The Wizard, trying to convince Elphaba to join him: uhhhh you can even bring your...friend...with you! (I was literally like HAHAHA HE GETS IT oh no. he gets it. oh no. I just loved that he seizes immediately on the one thing that might sweeten the deal for Elphaba, which is having Glinda with her.)

[some-pers0n]

Hi I made a crackfic for Arctic's death because I had a terrible, horrible idea inspired by that old fandom meme. I don't regret anything <3

"Aaannnddd...perfect!" Darkstalker stepped back. "All set and ready to go. Haha! Look at him! Clearsight, look, c'mon. Come see."

"Darkstalker, I don't think this is a good idea–"

"Shut up woman and come look," he bluntly said. "Come on, it's not like the camera's gonna bite you or anything. Neither is Arctic, but, eh, maybe that'll add to the drama. The kids love it when people get hurt, it's why they watch it."

He grabbed the camera again and pointed it at Clearsight. "It's rolling. Come on, babe, don't you wanna do it? For the bit? Ohhh it'll be such a funny thumbnail. Everyone's gonna click on it. Just stick your head near him."

"I'm not going to bite an innocent dragon..." Arctic muttered.

"HA! Oh but it's okay for you to do that to me. Not cool dad. Mid dad behaviour, tee-bee-haitch. To be honest. Tee-bee-haitch– you get it."

"Back in my day we just called somebody a 'loser' if they were a bad parent. Like, me? I'm a dead-beat dad."

"Yeah, that's true." Clearsight nodded.

"But I'm not...mid? What does that even mean?"

"Mannn you so did not cook. 'Dead-beat'? Yeah, you're gonna be dead as hell once I'm done with ya. Like for real done. Dead. Deceased. Ain't coming back from that."

"God just kill me now," Arctic grumbled.

"In a minute! Me. I'm God. It's me. Get used to it :)"

"What was that sound you just made with your mouth--" Clearsight began but Darkstalker cut her off. He couldn't bother to hear such a whiny, woman voice. He needed to pay more attention to the crowd that gathered.

"Hey, hey! Guys! Check this out! I'm a livestreamer. I do all of these cool things on Twitch and YouTube. Follow me! My handle's Darksalter. Like Darkstalker, but salty, cause of all of the noobs I own on my daily League of Legends streams."

The surrounding NightWings just blinked at him.

"Ughhhh. How about you guys being recorded, huh? You get famous! Right here, right now, this is a big deal. No cap, this is serious. This is gonna be a livestream to end all livestreams. There's gonna be like at least ten dragons watching!!"

"OH MY GOD!?" One dragon shouted. "TEN??? I've never seen anybody have that many, hold on! We gotta watch this guy!"

Immediately, the entire population of the Night Kingdom arrived. Even the queen (a closeted Darksalter fan, who was wearing all of his merch) was waiting for him. They all cheered and clamoured for him.

"Settle, settle! I know you're all such adoring fans. Believe me, I would love me too. Already do! Such a great, handsome, all powerful animus." He flexed his muscles. "Plus, the ladies love me." He glanced back at Clearsight, who had the most aggressively unenthusiastic frown he ever seen.

"But, but, we gotta wait a minute. First, I gotta mew."

"What does that even mean?" Clearsight asked.

Darkstalker did not answer. He brought a talon up to his snout and then traced the outline of his perfectly gorgeous jawline. I mean just look at that thing. Downright beautiful. Like, come on now. Look him up right now. Yeah, yeah! The thang of all time! That sweet, succulent jaw. Bro's been mewing since the day he was hatched.

[A/N: it is a pretty cool jawline]

He cleared his throat. "Anyways, enough talk. You had your shot for the thumbnail, so now it's all about me." He looked at the camera and enchanted it to float. It hovered above, pointing at him. "Three, two, one..." He clapped. "And we're live!"

The crowd cheered and roared as he did so. No omegaluls. No minus ones. He was an unboxing andy just about ready to tear open into his best work yet.

"Hey what's going on Stalker Gang! How are the stalkers in chat going? Can we get the hype train going?" He gestured to the crowd, which yelled and screamed louder. "Yeah!! Let's go Stalker Gang!!"

"Darkstalker...this isn't you." Clearsight sobbed. "You don't do this. You aren't like this!"

"Baby, I'm an influencer. It's my duty as Twitch's No. 27 streamer of all time!"

Clearsight cried more but Darkstalker did not care. He turned back to the camera. "Ayyy guys!" He clasped his talons. "So, today is a very, very special day, because we have a guest! That's right, my terrible, very uncool, incredibly mid father! Look at him. Blue pilled in every sense of the word. Even his blood's blue, which y'all are gonna see real quick." He pushed the camera directly in his face.

"Hey, hey, everyone!" He gestured to Arctic. "Can I get a 'boo' from you all?"

With his command, the crowd began to jeer at Arctic. A wave of rotting tomatoes came hurling his way, splattering against his face.

"And, with that being said, this stream is sponsored by Glep. Get a Glep. Now. Or else. You don't wanna be there when Glep is upset. That's how the last moon was destroyed." He stared silently into the camera for a minute, as customary with the Glep sponsors.

"NOW!! Let's get this going!" He pointed at Arctic. "You. Unbox yourself."

"Wh–" Arctic didn't have a chance to finish before he clawed at his torso and gutted himself. The crowd kept cheering and applauding and tossing money at Darkstalker.

"Woah woah, pretty messy, huh guys?" He raised an eyebrow. "Totally unpoggers. L behaviour. Boo!!" But when he turned back, he noticed that everyone stopped cheering.

"Bro, dude," one dragon began, "poggers is so, like, old man. That's so cringe, skull emoji."

Then, they began to dissipate. Quickly as they arrived, they left. He was cringe now. So cringe.

"No, NO! Wait! Come back! I'm still relevant! I'm still hip with the kids! I– I..." But it was too late. He was cancelled for being cringe. Everyone was bored by him. He was out-of-touch. He was out of time. He was out of his head when they're not around.

Behind him, he heard his sister, Whiteout, crying. He turned back to see that her favourite stim toy, a rainbow coloured pop-it shaped like a crewmate from Amomg Us, was lying on the floor. Things must be serious.

"Sis, are you upset at me?..." he muttered.

"Yes! You just unboxed our dad! My trauma points are like so high right now. I can't even..." She wiped her tears and kept crying.

Darkstalker looked back at Arctic, who was dead. Very dead. He growled. "When I'm the alpha king of the world, everyone will be my fan. Everyone will follow me! Everyone will like and subscribe! You'll see, you'll all see!"

[takenbyjenna]

Interview

Jenna Ortega x fem!reader In which Jenna talks about you in an interview TW: Swearing

"Jenna, are you ready? The interviewer is here", Jenna's manager asked. "Just gimme a minute, I'll be out there"

"Baby I gotta go, I love you, see later"

"I love you too, you're gonna slay this interview" She laughed at your dorky comment and blew you a kiss as you hung up.

You and Jenna have been dating for a couple of months now and she recently came out and posted you on Instagram which made her fans go crazy, she received lots of positive things but of course, there would always be hate but she didn't worry about that.

She took one last look in the mirror before coming out and greeting the interviewer. Everything was in place and in a couple of seconds, they began filming.

"Hello there, my name is Mathew, and you're watching my show, duh. Today, I have the talented, gorgeous, amazing Jenna Ortega with me!"

"Hi", she showed a smile and made everyone's heart swoon but she knew that the smile was only meant for you.

"How have you been lately? I know you're a very busy woman now considering that you just dropped one of Netflix's most viewed show-well the most viewed show and then Scream 6 released. How are you feeling? How are you dealing with all this?"

"Well, I think I'm handling everything pretty well. Umm I'm super excited for you guys to watch the new scream movie and of course, Wednesday wouldn't have gotten so much recognition if it wasn't for the lovely fans so I love you guys", she blew a kiss to the camera which made the cameraman nearly fall.

"You're as charming as ever Ms. Ortega. By the way, congratulations on coming out and in your last post there was a beautiful girl. You think I could have her number?" he joked.

"Hahaha, you're funny. No, you can't, she's mine"

"I know I know I was just kidding so tell us a little about her"

"Well for starters, she's the most beautiful girl I've laid my eyes on. She's even more charming than me and her dorky side and small attempts of flirting make my day ten times better. She's one of the main reasons how I was able to deal with all the things that are happening right now. She's my rock and shields through hard times and she's just literally so perfecr-ughhhh I just love her" she expressed.

"Well, it seems you are so in love with her. She's probably considering herself lucky to have if I'm being honest"

"No, it's the other way around. I don't think anyone will be willing to do long-distance relationships with me having to travel to shoot scenes and put up with my bullshit. So I'm the lucky one."

"She sounds like a real goddess what's her name?"

"Y/N L/N, but I hope that last name changes someday", she winked at the camera. Mathew smirked and slowly wrapped up the interview. As soon as it was done, Jenna was already through the door, wanting to go home to you as soon as possible.

After a few minutes of driving, she parked at your shared apartment and practically sprinted through the door. "Baby I'm home!" she shouted as she put her purse and keys on the counter. She heard laughter coming from the living room and smiled once she saw you watching the interview she had just done. "Enjoying yourself baby?"

"Jesus Jenna! Dont scare me"

"You seriously did not hear me come in?"

"No, I was too invested in your captivating smile baby. I'm not perfect though but I know I'm the best" She walked towards you and sat next to you. She laughed and held your face in her hands. "You are perfect to me. You are my perfect girl" She pulled you into a sweet loving kiss. "I love you baby"

"I love you too"

[fanaticsnail]

meant to send this yesterday but the sleepy got me so....

Off to an amazing start with my dad coming up behind me during opening credits/music and asking if I'm watching Tom & Jerry.

Thats such a pretty frame!

I wasnt expecting singing!! But hell yeah!! Sing your funky songs, bug man! - Ooooooh, is that a watercolor background? So pretty!

THE 🏹 BLACK ⚫️ FOX 🦊 - "Good friend Griswold from the north" Snail, is there something you'd like to sbare with the class?

Also, the costuming! I havent seen this many men in tights since Romeo and Juliet!

Sword Fight⁉️

Quick aside; his daughter looks so unbothered. Also, what is she embroidering? Is that a map? - "You marry griswold" -girl, I CACKLED

The King X Griswold- 20 k slowburn, friends to lovers - The singing should not surprise me as much as it does. I was practically raised on bollywood, so its not like im not used to it, maybe its because this is Hollywood not Bollywood, so I'm not used to it here? - Wearing his clothes is one thing, but did Hawkins make 6 additional Fox outfits for his friends? I'm starting to see the Buggy comparison you were making

I've always been under the belief that every weird little man needs a weird little child. So far, I'm not disappointed

Pretty sets, pretty people, what's not to love? - UGHHHH this is so soft, I love itttttt

question: did he do his own singing for this? singing for yourself isn't common in Bollywood so idk. - ONE BED? ONE BED!!??!??!!

Damn, no song in the swiss Alps, but worth it to see this little nerd short-circuit around a pretty girl. Ripe for the fic writing, this scene.

Me and who? ME AND FUCKING WHO?

Couples who commit crimes together stay together. Nothing like some good old treason to set the mood. - waitwaitwaitwaitwait she's actually a witch????

If Jean and Hawkins aren't endgame I'll cry - This movie is like if the Princess Bride and Once Upon A Mattress had a child and made Monty Python and the Holy Grail the godparent - JEAN 🩷✨💋 (she didn't do anything, I just think she's pretty) - Snail! Snail, why haven't you written this fic yet??? - I-I don't think that's how lightning works......could be wrong tho, who's to say, I've never been struck by lightning.

They're both the same flavor of stupid, bless - HIS FUCGKNG HEAD!! - That white shirt 🫦 That orange dress 🫦🫦 - THE 🏹 BLACK ⚫️ FOX 🦊

What the hell is going on???????????? - UGH, what an icon - okokokokok so the king is on the throne now but he's still....yk a baby. Give me a 10k fic about Jean being a girl boss and running the kingdom while Hawkins sits there like the goof he is and just admires her. 10k words of him being the biggest simp in existence.

-♡♡

Me at you right now:

"With your permission, my lady. I'd like to go round again."

I love Danny Kaye and Basil Rathbone. The fact that Angela Lansbury is there too as a gorgeous young, sassy princess is just my favourite thing.

"If it pleases me, you will marry Griswold." "If it pleases you so much, you marry Griswold." -> yes, queen. Get it. She is going to be the model for the type of sass Sir Crocodile's Sapsorrow is going to need to endure.

Your commentary is everything. The shipping of Griswold and the King is just hilarious. I need it 🤌.

Hawkins x Jean is beautiful. The whole plot is simply the best: failing forward incarnate. The masquerade trifecta. The disguises. The songs. The wenches. The silly dancing. Danny Kaye can absolutely sing, and his voice is gorgeous. His speciality was reciting tongue twisters.

My favourite line in the whole movie is: "Sometimes tenderness and kindness can also make a man. A very rare man." Coming from a strong woman who had to claw tooth and nail to become the pinacle of her rank. In the 50s.

Again, I love this movie to much that I got a tattoo of it.

I hope you liked it. It's an odd one, I'll give you that. It's one of my childhood favorites.

[the-flaneur]

act like an angel, and dress like crazy (cl16)

pairing: charles leclerc x piastri!reader [ff + smau]

summary: despite your image of innocence, charles secretly finds out that oscar's little sister quite the party animal when drunk

warnings: alcohol consumption, drunk confessions AND 18+, MDNI, NSFW -> smut ft. drunk sex with dubious consent (reader is drunk, but does consent to sleeping with charles), unprotected sex (wrap it before u tap it)

wc: 1903

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yourusername as a wise woman once said: vodka's not the answer, but it's worth it to take a shot 🥃💋

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friend1 AHHHHH GIRLIEEEE COME TO VIP NOW ��

friend2 ALSO BRING YOUR BROTHER'S FRIENDS yourusername when will u guys stop asking me to hook you up with them friend1 never, they're our besties and they love us anyways 😘

user1 WHEN DOES Y/N NOT LOOK GORGEOUS

user2 ISTG even when drunk and sweaty as hell, she's glowing user3 she and her friends are stunning, im surprised some of the other f1 drivers havent tried getting with them

user4 she's only pre-gaming, but she looks drunk af 👀

user5 god forbid a girl drinks alcohol 😐

oscarpiastri please don't come home shit-faced

y/n.piastri baby bro dont worry - besides lando's here watching us over like a hawk. i suppose you had something to do with that 😔 user6 lol oscar being the older brother, but y/n loves teasing him cause she's taller user7 as she should, sisters are there to humble their brothers

charles_leclerc looking gorgeous mon cherie

user8 damnnn ig charles tryna rizz up baby piastri tonight user9 bro this is literally like a running joke in f1 - she doesn't really interact with him and he's never seen her in person before... friend3 it's ok, he's gonna keep trying until he can... although he has never met drunk y/n yet either sooo....

user10 ngl charles and y/n would be an absolute power couple

landonorris yo y/n hurry up to vip pls, your friends are strangling me rn 💀

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f1gossipofficial it seems that some of our f1 boys are out partying during the summer break in monaco tonight 👀

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user11 ughhhh they all look amazing as always 😏

user12 why is lando always the dj 🤣

user13 i lowkey see y/n piastri in the back of max's photo

you and charles had not interacted often in the paddock. oscar had only been in f1 for two seasons, and had struck up a somewhat unfortunate “rivalry” with carlos, meaning you never had any reason to go over to ferrari. 

but it would be a mistake to say you had no interest in the handsome monegasque. 

you had been caught an unfortunate number of times by both your brother and lando starring a little too long at the screens in the mclaren garage, or your extra attention in crafting a reply in charles’ handsome instagram selfies. 

however, charles had seldom reacted to anything you were doing, whether it was a cute instagram story showcasing a day out with friends or a tweet about oscar and his races. so you didn’t think the driver had any interest in you

at the club however…

charles was leaning against the plush couch of the monaco club, sipping on his g&t which max had drunkenly handed to him at the beginning of the night. pierre had already wandered off onto the dancefloor with his girlfriend, whilst joris was already shit-faced and snoring besides him.

a couple of regular club patrons had attempted to throw their attention at him, but his eyes strayed from them and wandered over to you. 

it was typical of him to see you in floral skirts and ribbons in your hair, prancing your way down the paddock chatting to oscar and his girlfriend. definitely not in the shortest glittering dress, with a scandalous slit pulled high enough to reveal your tasteful lack of panties to anyone who looked too long. and charles had done just that, along with many others. 

among the raucous crowd and dancing with your friends, charles had spotted at least ten men and eight women whose gaze had lingered on your thighs for too long - but you hadn’t noticed. your boisterous laughter hinted at your reckless inhibitions, as you grinded and stumbled your way through the club.

it was almost second nature for you to notice charles’ gaze on you, and so you danced your way over to the man, who now was looking a little more keenly at your approach figure. 

"careful there, sweetheart," charles said with a sly grin, as you slid onto the couch beside him, "you're really letting loose tonight."

“hi charlie,” you smirked, face flushed, “i can handle my booze you know, i'm not some delicate flower, you know."

charles chuckled at your words, wiping a small drop of your drink from the corner of your mouth. he leant in close, his voice low and conspiratorial.

"i never said you were, but maybe you should slow down a bit. don't want you making a fool of yourself...or worse, getting into trouble", he said, taking a sip of his own shot before setting it down. 

"oh, come on charlie," you slurred, reaching out to rest a hand on his thigh. "live a little. let's have some real fun tonight..."

your fingers trail higher, eagerly brushing against the growing bulge in his pants. sober you would have never approached charles in such a state, but drunk you had the confidence and attitude of a bad bitch. charles’ breath had grown more ragged at your delicate touch, and his body responded instinctively to your boldness.

you pulled him up from the couch, before quickly dragging him into the centre of attention on the dance floor. 

turning to face him, you grabbed his hands to guide them to your shoulders. the moment his palms made contact with your warm skin, a spark ignited between you both. he leaned in closer, his breath hot against your ear as he whispered, "looks like someone's feeling the celebratory vibe tonight…”

without waiting for a response, he began to move his hips in time with the rhythm, his body undulating against yours in a slow, deliberate grind. one hand slid down to rest on the small of your back, pulling you flush against him as he continued to sway to the music.

"mmm, you're quite the dancer, aren't you?" you teased, your voice low and playful in his ear. the dim lights of the club and the pounding bass added to the electric atmosphere, as you could feel his bulge against your thigh. the pounding in your head from the alcohol had subsided slightly, but you felt like you were on cloud 9 as charles’ hands moved to grope your boobs

your movements together were fluid, sensual even, as you grinded against him and his hands moved over the swell of your ass, before dipping beneath the metallic fabric.

“mon dieu, you are incredible,” he grinned, spinning you around so that your back was against his chest, “i think you should come home with me tonight,”

“i think so too. take me home leclerc,” you mumbled. charles’ lips curled into a predatory smile as he scooped you up into his arms, cradling you against his chest. wrapping your legs around his waist, you nuzzled your face into the crook of his neck as charles carried you towards the exit.

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f1gossipofficial apparently charles leclerc has been spotted leaving the monaco bar at 2am with a mystery brunette - who could this be?

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user14 GUYS IM FREAKING OUT RNNNNN SOMEBODY SEDATE ME 😩

user15 OK LITERALLY SAME, BECAUSE YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT'S NOT Y/N user16 im literally trying to argue with my friend rn, cause that is most definitely y/n, like the hair, the fit + her post from earlier

user17 charles finally bagging a baddie, only took him like two years

user18 fr fr but like y/n has been obsessed with him too 😍 user19 charles' probs just like silently simped for her from the side

user20 i wonder what oscar thinks of charles and his sister, seeing that he isn't at the club with her tonight

user21 not like it's his decision anyways, but im sure he's fine with it user22 im sure he's happy it's charles and not some random stranger lol

user23 lowkey i wanna see them get together, y/n is basically a wag anyways

user24 reallllll, we would finally get y/n wag content user25 she and oscar's girlfriend would finallly get to go to the wag dates together, istg y/n was missing out on all the gossip 😔

when you finally reached charles' apartment, he practically kicked open the door, desperate to get the two of you inside. he carried you straight to the bedroom, tossing you onto his bed and crawling over with a wicked gleam in his eye.

as your back hits the plush comforter of his bed, charles climbs between your thighs, dark eyes sparkling with desire as he admires your body. with a playful smirk, you lean in, your lips brushing tantalisingly against charles' in a teasing kiss. you nibbled gently at the corner of his mouth before delving deeper, tongues dancing sensually in an erotic tango.

as you made out passionately, your nimble fingers roamed over charles' chest, tracing the contours of his muscles through his shirt. you revel in the warmth of his body above your own, feeling his heart race in sync.

"now then, little minx," he purred, pulling up your dress to expose your naked body, "let's see just how much of a party animal you really are,"

his mouth descended upon your chest, teeth grazing the swell of your breasts. you writhe beneath him, your own hands fisting in his curly hair, urging him to go harder, faster.

"fuck, charlie..." you whimpered, grinding your hips against his clothed thigh, the rigid length of his cock straining against the zipper, "i need you so bad...please..."

charles growls, drinking in the sight of you, so desperate for him, just for him. and he plans to make you beg for him even more. without warning, he plunges two digits deep into your core, pumping them in and out as he captures your mouth in a searing kiss. you cry out against his lips, your hips bucking wildly against his hand.

"that's it, baby," charles coaxes, breaking the kiss to nip at your earlobe, "take it. fuck, you're so tight and wet for me already..."

your moans escalate as charles works your pussy with relentless intensity, his fingers curling to stroke that sweet spot inside your pussy. you’re lost to the pleasure, your mind hazy with lust and the effects of the alcohol still coursing through you. "yes, yes, oh god!" you chant, your nails raking down charles' back as you pull him closer, "more, please...i need more!"

in a sudden burst of strength, you flip charles over, pinning him beneath you, reaching for the button of his trousers. with shaky hands, you free his straining erection, wrapping your fingers around the thick shaft and giving it a few experimental strokes.

"mmm, so big," you giggle, leaning down to lick a bead of precum from the tip, "i think it’s gonna feel so good inside me..." your words send shivers down charles’ spine, igniting a fire deep within him. he leans in closer, your faces mere inches apart now. his eyes stare into your own, and you blush at the heat radiating off of him, smelling the intoxicating scent of your cologne mingled with the musk of your shared arousal.

charles lets out a guttural groan as your hot tongue laps at his cockhead, your words sending a jolt of pure need through him. he grips your hips, guiding you to position yourself above his cock.

"do it, baby," he urges, his voice strained with anticipation, "ride me hard. make those pretty tits bounce while you sink down on my dick."

you comply, sinking inch by delicious inch onto his throbbing length, while charles thrusts up to meet you, filling you completely. "fucking hell, you feel incredible," charles gasps, his hands roaming your body, squeezing your ass and kneading your breasts, “i’ve wanted you.. i’ve wanted this for so long”

“god, charles...you have no idea how badly i want that too. how many nights i've spent imagining your touch, your kiss...your cock buried deep inside me,” you whisper breathlessly, pawing desperate hands against his chest.

charles moans at your words, moving his hand down to press against your clit, as you grind against him, pushing you further down onto his dick. at this point, both of you are too far gone to hear the simultaneously ringing of your phones from the bedside tables (oops), as charles now grips his fingers into your hips, undoubtedly leaving marks there for future you to discover. 

arching your back, you dig your nails into charles’ shoulders, desperate for him to fuck you into oblivion. you’re sobering up from the alcohol, but still drunk off the feeling of charles’ cock, thick and veiny pounding into you. you can’t believe you finally have the man of your dreams beneath you, fucking the very soul out of you, and you clench again as he pulls you into a passionate kiss, groaning as you feel his tongue against yours.

the force of his upwards thrust eventually grows aggressive, sending you hurtling over the edge, as your orgasm crashes through you. you scream his name, voice raw with ecstasy as you convulse around charles’ length.

“charles! oh god yes, right there!” you scream, milking his cock as you ride out the intense waves of pleasure.

the sensation of your pussy clamping down on charles, rippling with your climax, pushes him over the brink. with a groan, he buries himself to the hilt inside you and erupts, his cock pulsing as he paints your insides with thick ropes of cum.

“fuck, baby! take it all!” he grunts, your body shuddering as he fills you to the brim.

“so good...so perfect…” you collapse onto him, his dick still buried deep in you. your chests heave against each other as you catch your breath in the aftermath of the passionate encounter.

charles lets out a satisfied smirk watching your naked breasts jiggle in the moonlight, “you know darling, i never would have guessed that behind this cute innocent facade lies such a wild party animal!” he chuckles softly, his fingers lightly tracing patterns on your bare arm.

“the way you were grinding on the dance floor tonight...and those shots you did? i don't think i've ever seen you let loose like that before!” you grin mischievously, your eyes eyes twinkling with amusement.

“perhaps there’s still a lot for you to learn leclerc,” you sigh, your arm flopping against his muscled chest.

“give me the chance to learn on a date tomorrow morning?” 

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f1gossipofficial update: charles leclerc seen this morning having breakfast with the same brunette as last night - could we see a new wag in the paddock soon?

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user25 OK GUYS MOTHER AND FATHER ARE OFFICIALLY TOGETHER ATP AND DONT CALL ME DELUSIONAL 🤩🤩🤩

user26 finally everyone will stop hounding charles to get a girlfriend 🤣

user27 i'm actually so happy for the two of them, i can't wait to see all their pics 🥰

user28 GUYS IT'S Y/N AND CHARLES TOGETHER, WE ARE MANIFESTING HER AT THE NEXT GP AS A WAG 🥳

user29 THEY DEFENTLY F*CKED AFTER LAST NIGHT LIKE BRUHHH DID U NOT SEE THEIR HANDS IN THE PAP PHOTOS

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y/n.piastri i wonder who... jk jk thanks charlie for being the best boyfriend there is 💋😘

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charles_leclerc i love you too mon amour... although i do require so payment for last night 🤪

user30 god charles is back on SIMP MODE user31 as an og delusional y/ncharles stan, i have never felt more vindicated to know that i shipped them together 😏 user32 now i wanna see, is y/n gonna wear ferrari red religiously, considering she hates the colour of papaya orange???

oscarpiastri it was nice to find out about this at 5am... at least it was before everyone else 🤔 and i always knew it would be charles :)

user33 oscar on his big bro duties 😄 user34 but he's so cute for shipping them ngl ahhahaha user35 he's probably thankful that isn't going to be third wheeling his girlfriend and his sister anymore y/n.piastri thanks oscie <3, i love you too big bro ❤️ charles_leclerc thank you for not threatening to kill me oscar user36 does this mean y/n's dating her brother's adopted dad?

user37 it's been only one day, but i would kill everyone if anything happened to them

user38 it's basically been two years in the making atp....

landonorris HA I ALWAYS KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN - BUT YOU ALSO LEFT ME ALONE WITH YOUR FRIENDS Y/N

user39 lando's somehow third wheeling every single f1 relationship 😐 user40 somehow he's the only one not in a relationship right now, despite the amount of girls he could pull y/n.piastri sorry not sorry ;)

carlossainz55 does this mean there is a piastri-sainz truce now?

y/n.piastri i will consider it 😃 user41 istg if we see y/n messing with carlos in the ferrari garage user42 I WILL SELL A KIDNEY FOR A Y/N PRANK ON THE FERRARI BOYS 😼

user43 CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM OFFICIALLY AT THE PADDOCK

user44 y/n officially an f1 wag 😙

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[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

@ Three Tree Point in Burien. I found this absolutely gorgeous retaining wall underneath a house on a little trail that runs on a hill overlooking the water. Like ughhhh look at how strikes that balance between the functional concrete with the decorative vegetation. Even a woman who walked by me as I was looking said how beautiful it was

[iluvaspartame]

my mind can’t comprehend how lana del rey a beautiful talented gorgeous woman who basically invented an entire aesthetic and makes incomprehensibly amazing music and has done witchcraft against trump can go on to date these gross ass men conservative men like fuck

it actually makes me sad i wish every woman was gay i fucking hate men like she can do so much better but also its disappointing bc is she like a dead serious republican now fuckkkkkk ughhhh i wish her and barrie were compatible again he was so cool

[puppybutler]

Ughhhh mommy got a haircut today and she looks so sexy PLEASE DESTROY ME YOU GORGEOUS WOMAN

[sitron-sunni]

a get to know you better meme

tagged by @dummerjan, tysm!<33

do you make your bed? no.

what's your favourite number? Four! No reason behind it, I've just always really liked four.

what is your job? don't have one

If you could go back to school, would you? I'm in school! I actually had to drop out for several long years due to chronic illness. I had to move to find a school willing to provide accommodations, but I got started again with online classes almost three years ago. Now, I'm finally (finally!!), wrapping up my last subject for upper secondary school, which qualifies me for higher education. I literally sent in my application for art school last night<3 Everything is terrifying but also exciting but also terrifying but also there's no other way but forward, so.

can you parallel park? nope, I can't drive.

a job you had that would surprise people? Have not had any jobs.

do you think aliens are real? Well yes. the universe is infinitely big, I do believe some form of life exists out there, whether single-cell organisms or a more intelligent species. Do I think they came over here and built the pyramids? no. no i do not.

can you drive a manual car? still can't drive...

what's your guilty pleasure? i don't know, do i have one? I like lots of things people might find cringe, like, 80's love ballads or early one direction songs, but I wouldn't say there's anything I think of as a guilty pleasure.

tattoos? can look really cool on other people, though they're not necessarily something I'm inherently attracted to. also, they are not meant for me. I'm too indescisive, too afraid of making a mistake, and too aware of how changeable I am. I hope I keep growing and changing for the rest of my life, and I don't wanna put marks on my body that define me as someone I've moved away from, if that makes sense.

that being said, there are some tattoo artists i follow on instagram whose work i really like. People who do the loveliest watercolour work, people with insane colors, people with gorgeous, folk art-style. If I had to get a tatto, I would go to one of them, and let them dream up something wonderful.

favourite colour? yellow! yellow-y orange! sunlight!<3

favourite type of music? I think spotify usually tells me it's some type of folk indie pop rock-thing, but it's easier to answer the reverse: I don't really listen to opera, screamo/heavy metal or dubstep/edm. Aside from that? I love gathering artists and songs of all different styles from all over the world in all different languages. I'm eclectic at heart.

do you like puzzles? yes, although it's a struggle to do physical puzzles as I can't seem to find a spot with good lighting. But I've done lots of digital puzzles and they're fun.

any phobias? my fear of insects has gotten progressivley worse. specifically the crawling ones. especially if they have lots of legs, and are fast. ughhhh. does it classify as a phobia? idk.

favourite childhood sport? the words 'childhood' and 'sport' in combination are rarely associated with enjoyment for me. idk. we played a game similar to baseball sometimes, that would probably have to be the one but... I've never really been a sports-person...

do you talk to yourself? Hm. rarely out loud, but often in my head.

what movie(s) do you adore? the first lotr movie = ultimate comfort movie. Mamma mia, pretty woman, notting hill, wild child = fond childhood memories w/ my mom. Billy Elliot and the way back are two movies I've watched several times and really really enjoyed, like they just stand out in my mind. Divines, which I stumbled across on netflix, is possibly my fave. If I were to rec someone one movie, it would be that one. I just think it's good. I vibe with it.

coffee or tea? coffee, I cannot stand tea.

first thing you wanted to be growing up? A hairdresser, maybe? and I wanted to be a designer for several years after I read the book threads by sophia bennett, lol. Grew out of that one around 13/14 i think.

tagging whoever sees this and wants to do it!<3

[ellabsprincess]

I hope you feel better babes you looked stunning in your photo, like drop dead gorgeous!! Whenever I get my period I always feel extra emotional, it's normal, never feel like you need justification for that! And its crazy how we (afab) still get periods I'm a lesbian AND I don't plan on getting pregnant but it's ok because I love being a woman😭! Wish you only good things for this week, stay hydrated, and comfortable. Don't stress too much you should be pampering yourself, you deserve it❤️ - 🌹

i just can’t stop crying not ughhhh periods can be so annoying :// just wish i could make it go away honestly haha. anyways i promise to take care of myself and i hope the rest of my week will be better. thank you so much sweet anon ily <33

[valiantmugcowboyscissors]

Bad Blood

Part of Forever & Always (Wandanat x Reader)

(Masterlist)

Summary: The one thing you hated about being a woman. AU where Natasha co-owns a gym and teaches martial arts, Wanda is a lawyer and you work in a doggy daycare.

Warnings: Showering together and period pains.

Wrote this on my period... I'm dead inside. and yes this is titled after a Taylor Swift song.

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WHY?

Why did your body do this to you? You treated it with respect, but obviously it didn't care about that. Every month, for a whole week, your body hated you.

Thanks for telling me I'm not pregnant, it's not like I'm dating two women or anything!

Wanda was lucky when it came to periods, her pain went from nothing to a few cramps that didn't last long. Natasha, your other girlfriend, unfortunately had to have her uterus removed due to a medical condition when she was a teenager. Although she no longer experienced it, she knew what it felt like before and felt for you.

Which was why both of them were always there for you. Your mood swings were bad, your cramps were bad, (passed out quite a few times from the pain), and life was bad. Usually your boss was understanding though, letting you do easy work instead of taking the dogs for walks. Or, if it was really bad, you'd take a day off, which you didn't have to do today since it was Sunday.

Sunday was probably your favourite day since all three of you were off work. And since the two of them were home, they took care of you.

"Ughhhh," you groaned into Natasha's chest. You really didn't want to leave your bed, you were too cozy snuggled against Natasha.

"Cmon darling, you've got to eat," Wanda said, holding a tray which carried a bowl of soup. Natasha's hand stroked your back lovingly as she spoke.

"Babe, we can go back to cuddling as soon as you eat something, yeah? It's the soup Wanda makes that you like,"

Like? More like love. You had to admit that Wanda's soup made your mouth water just thinking about it. You turned your head slowly, eyeing the soup and then Wanda. She was smiling, happy knowing you couldn't resist the bowl of deliciousness.

Ignoring the slight pain as you sat up, you helped Wanda place the tray on your lap, grinning at the smell. Wanda sat next to you as you ate, warning you not to eat so fast.

After you had eaten it, Wanda went to wash up and Natasha suggested a shower.

"Ughhhh, I don't wanna move," you whined, flopping dramatically against Natasha. She chuckled and you whined even more, like a grumpy toddler.

"Carry me?" you asked in a small voice. Natasha almost audibly awww'd at you, but refrained herself. "Of course, baby," she replied, gently picking you up. Since Natasha worked at a gym, it was no surprise her arms were beefy, but your eyes widened, jaw dropped and you died of gayness in that very moment. She smirked as she noticed your state. Her big ego only had to be fueled by you and Wanda obsessing over her muscles. It made her feel good about herself.

She called out Wanda's name, asking if she wanted to join to which Wanda replied "I'll be there in a minute,"

Once in the bathroom, Natasha made sure the shower temperature was just right before helping you undress. You didn't really need help with it, but you definitely weren't going to push her away.

"You want me to wash your hair?" the redhead questioned, hands ready to pull her own shirt off.

"Yes please, Nat,"

This is why you loved her so much. When you or Wanda were on your period, she'd be there for anything. Happy to do anything to make you feel better. You really hoped she knew you'd do the same for her if the circumstances were different.

As she stepped in the shower, you couldn't help but admire her naked form. You weren't turned on, but she was just so damn gorgeous.

"Thanks, you're not so bad yourself,"

Wait, did you say that out loud? Dammit, now that dumb, beautiful signature smirk was on her face.

"You're both beautiful," came a slight Sokovian accent from outside the shower. You watched in awe as a naked Wanda stepped in. You had seen them without clothes many times, but every time you always thought you were the luckiest person in the world.

You almost cried with happiness for the next 40 minutes which was spent washing and holding each other. The feeling of Natasha and Wanda's hands in your hair, lightly scratching your scalp brought you to heaven.

When you all got out, Natasha wrapped you in a towel and you three got dried off and put some comfy clothes on.

You laid down on the couch, holding Wanda against you, the warmth making you both smile.

"You're like my own personal hot water bottle," you murmured into her head whilst Natasha made hot chocolate.

"Glad to be of service," she said, turning her head to place a kiss on your cheek. As she settled back down, Natasha placed the mugs full of hot chocolate on the table in front.

"Hope you aren't forgetting about me," Natasha playfully said, moving yours and Wanda's legs so she could sit down at the end of the couch, before placing them over her lap.

"Of course not, how could I forget the woman that does anything I ask?" Natasha rolled her eyes and grabbed the TV remote, putting on your comfort movie.

You sighed in bliss, eventually falling asleep to the TV, Natasha gently rubbing your leg, and Wanda's calm breathing.

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Let me know if there's any mistakes

Requests for this AU are open

[fictionalmenmistress]

Review: Cruella (2021)

OK... BUT CRUELLA WAS SO FREAKIN GOOD. I HATE TUMBLR PEOPLE FOR MAKING ME THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE BAD, BECAUSE IT WAS STUNNING. Visually AMAZING. And I was thrilled to the end. My art-loving eyes were orgasming from every scene. Yeah... its like the people on tumblr didn't even WATCH the movie to know the full plot... like?? She wasn't redeemed, she accepted her bad unapologetically?? The dogs didn't kill her mom and she didn't hate them for it?? It was clear whomst the villain was, and it gave us a lot of original themes.

I compared it to Maleficent. It was a new spin on an old baddie, that made her even better. It was a unique new telling of an old character, and they did it quite well. It was fun and they took every creative liberty, but it was SMASHING.

Tbh never really cared about cruella as a villain or character before this (and I grew up watching 101 Dalmatians... she was just that mean old lady everyone hates),

but DANG THIS MOVIE WAS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.

Cruella CRUELLA CRUELLLLLAAAAA!!! She was stunning and captivating and UGH the soundtrack and pacing was BADASS!!! The fashion was revolutionary, every outfit was gorgeous. And I really loved this new spin on her, that she wasn't necessarily the "bad guy" villain and she wasn't necessarily a good person either. She was an image and a persona, a complex ball of chaos and passion smushed together. And she did get consumed with it, because she locked that part of herself away for so long. She was a morally grey baddie who loved her men, and they loved her too.

She dealt with confliction on who she was supposed to be... either what everyone expected? The "good girl"? Or her true self, bad and good and all, that no one seemed to approve of, that she neglected and hid away? That hit so hard at home for me, as someone who struggled with the same thing all my life. Who are we going to choose to be? Our unique true selves, or what the model ideal is... being "normal" and trying to blend? And I loved how at the end, although she chose her persona, she became a blend of the best and truest of herself in both personas. Estella was still in there, and we see that by how she came to still love and care for all her friends and apologise to them. And, she finally was Cruella, her true form that she felt free in. She was exactly who she always was inside, and she finally was able to breathe, and accept all of herself. That freedom, to accept yourself with your flaws and strengths, it was really powerful. And really conflicting too, since she decided she was "the bad one". It was a complex character theme told and expressed well. I really loved it all. And ARTIE!! Ugh he was so amazing. What a legend he was.

The whole rock'n'roll asthetic that was shooting through all of her bold and punky royalty looks, was a fashion designer's WET DREAM. This movie... is a wild masterpeice. It may not be the best movie ever, and it may not have a perfect oscar storyline, but it had me hooked from start to end, and I absolutely adored it. Its definitely my new favorite movie, and that's sucsess enough to me.

ALSO?? ESTELLA AND JASPER?? I SAW THOSE EYES YOU HAD FOR HER, MY SWEET DUDE... UGHHHH I LOVED THEIR DYNAMIC. I WAS SHIPPING THEM SO HARD, and as some of you who read my posts may already know, its rare that I actually ship characters unless they are already together, or get together in canon. I just... I love them. Even Emma Stone ships them together... like YES HONEY GET YOUR SUPPORTIVE BOY-TOY! And Horace and lil wink... so cute. 🥺🥺🥺

I really loved the spin they put on her story, and Horace and Jasper's too. Its unique and fresh and fun. And I really enjoyed it, even if the plot doesn't seamlessly align with 101 Dalmatians. That was a movie about dogs, thats rad. It has a crazy old woman who wants a fur coat, thats fine. BUT GIVE ME MY DARLING CRUELLA WHO'S GOT TWO COMPLETELY SEPARATE PERSONALITIES COEXISTING IN ONE, WHO'S A BADDIE AND WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD. GIVE ME THE ABSOLUTE FASHION QUEEN, THAT YOU INDEED WILL BOW BEFORE, SO SHE CAN STEP ON YOU. Give me her. I love this Cruella more than I ever cared for the original Cruella. So... why do we have to get mad at new spins being put on old classics, that do actually make them even better in the way they did it? At least it wasn't a Lion King, where it was literally a carbon-copy of the same film with nothing new (even camera angles) beside some bad song remakes and a new texture skin pack? This was amazing like Maleficent was. I adored it. And it inspired me, it motivated me to chase after my own dreams, and be unapologetically myself. To embrace my full self. And also, that its okay to want to rule your industry. And to go after that dream.😏

SPOILER ALERT FROM HERE:

I'm an analytical writer in my line of work, and I actually didn't see her being the Baroness's daughter plot twist coming?? Plot twists rarely suprise me. I actually was like WAIT. Honestly, my expectation was that the bald butler was her biological father, and the maid had conceived Estella with him, and thats why she went there to ask for financial help. But when they said she was HER daughter?? The Baroness??? I have to say, that was an excellent plot choice. It fits.

(Spoiler over.)

The story was a bit crazy and simple, but it was really fun. They pulled it off in a really entertaining way.

Cruella all the way. I reccomend you go see this for yourself, I actually really want to see it again. And in fact, I will.

>Navigate My Main Masterlist

[thirstybtsthoughts]

Got this vivid image in my head... and I just gotta share it.

Ok so I'm an amazonian... an extra tall woman, but still shorter than the majorety of BTS. I've got a pretty hourglass figure, large breasts, thick thighs that are gorgeous, and legs a mile long.

And I just... I got this image in my head of Taehyung going down on me... him shirtless, with that sexy sculpted body and neck and strong shoulders... just putting his head between my thighs and staring down at me as he hovers over me. Him pulling my legs apart... just... HIM BETWEEN MY LEGS... UGHHHH ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY. Imagine his burning skin, growing hotter on his face as he pants deeper, gently caressing his cheeks down your inner thighs as he just smirks at you with that confident smile of his. Then he gently plants a kiss against them, like he did against his hand in butter, but in slow motion... smirking and gazing at your skin as he does so. And then he just... begins making out with your inner thigh. Suckling and licking and kissing wet sloppy beautiful kisses as he works slowly to your core... growing almost hungrier with passion at every kiss. And he starts doing that thing where he's getting vocal and groaning with every kiss he presses and massages into your delicate skin with his lips and tongue. And then he just takes his time... kissing across your skin like that. Slowly... painfully... passionately...

Just the idea of feeling the warmth of his face against my thighs... the idea of his hair falling in his face and brushing across my skin... I... its so hot.

~ 🌸

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUVK OMG THE DETAIL THAT YOU PUT INTO THIS HAS RUINED ME 😰💀💀💀💀

I’m just lost for words, my mind is just screaming TAEHYUNG TAEHYUNG TAEHYUNGGGGG 🥴🥴😭 HOLY SHIT THIS IS A WHOLE NEED AND AN ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL FANTASY, THANK YOU FOR FEEDING OUR IMAGINATIONS 🥵🥵

Side note: this is random but you sound like you’re absolutely stunning! 😍

[sparklingdust4612]

Reviewing "Naked in Brooklyn" by the amazing @mega-aulover!!

Favourite parts:

1- "Our baby is going to look like you, and she is going to be gorgeous and I'm going to fight the boys off with my paintbrush and rolling pin."

2- "Holy moly, it's you," The kid pointed at Katniss. "The Brooklyn Bridge Chick! OH Man! I remember me and my friends were hanging out in my apartment and there you were stretched out on the hood of that car looking soooo hot! Congrats man you knocked her up, if your baby's a girl and looks remotely like your wife, I'll wait for her."

"Come on," Peeta snarled. He took her by the hand and headed outside. He growled, "You'll use my phone for now."

Katniss waited until they reached the cross walk, before she grinned questioned playfully "You still want a little girl, that looks like me?"

Peeta looked to his wife then to the sign. "Maybe we should look into home schooling until she's twenty five."

3- ";-) Say, speaking of cute hidden things, how are the freckles under that left but cheek?"

"What the hell Jo, I don't need t know about your love life!"

"No but I need to know about yours, tell me how do you and lover boy do it with your bump in the way?"

"Goodnight JO!"

"I'm serious do you guys do it backwards, doggie, do you sit on a chair?"

4- "Our little bun wants to meet their papa."

"Our little bun has to stay in the oven for a little more time." Peeta said quietly.

5- He was born Rye but he didn't like the inference to bread so he changed it to Ruben. Katniss was the only one who told him that he named himself after a sandwich.

6- "I feel ill just picturing your mother that way Peeta. She's so mean."

"Well they took Polaroid's it was Ruben who found them while we were playing hide and go seek. He was hiding underneath the bed, they were wedged between the metal slats and the mattress."

Katniss recalled what Prim said about kids getting into the darndest places. She rubbed her belly. "No wonder Ruben's messed up."

"In our defense I was two but Ruben was like five. He didn't know what he was looking at but Graham knew and he shouted it throughout the house."

7- "Good, recognition is the first step in becoming human."

8- "My sister is a survivor just like her daughter. She'll make it. She doesn't give up, and she's as stubborn as Peeta. Trust me; those two can't survive without each other. They don't need each other or so they claim but they can't make it out of the door without being attached at the hip."

9- "Have you seen our baby?"

"Your mom showed me pictures." Katniss shrugged though she couldn't contain her glee. "She's okay, I think we can keep her."

This story started out as really funny but by the end had me sobering up (only a tiny bit lol) I hated how the Mellarks and many treated Katniss like shit. I am dying imagining lil Katniss and lil chubby Peeta holding hands awwwwww!!! I also love Louie the fish (God bless all alive and dead Louie's lol) And Miss Carrie, god gotta love that woman, kickass, blunt and overall awesome. Where can I find one of those again? ;)

Katniss and Peeta's love in this is so sweet and innocent and ughhhh i am going crazy because they're just too cute!!

I love you cutie pie Fathiee!!!!

[seulgiology]

iced americanoㅣbae joohyun

pt 2

pairings: cafe worker!irene x customer!reader

words: 679

genre: floof lol its fluff

warnings: suggestive comments

a/n: yer mf yerrrr its admin numero uno, here with some irene stuff. this is most definitely gonna lead into some smut lol, but for now lets enjoy this ;). isn’t she beautiful though, ughhhh irene makes me gayer by x100000000 i love her

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Joohyun

The woman that’s been working at the internet cafe you happen to visit often. In fact, she’s the only reason why you’re there all the time. Discreetly sipping your iced americano in the shops comfortable seats, pretending to read the famous poetry, milk & honey. 

Every time. 

You think she doesn’t notice your obvious stare at her stunning face and intense eyes as they shoot down yet another customer shamelessly trying to achieve her number. Your heart flutters and a shallow smile plays at your lips when this happens, thinking that maybe you’ll be the lucky one to achieve it. 

Yet, you’ve never built up the courage to talk to the radiant, model-like woman. Except, whenever she happens to take your order.

It was around 6 pm and the store was going to be closing in another hour, but you couldn’t miss the chance of seeing the woman of your dreams. The hair that was typically pulled back was now beautifully surrounding her face under the dim glow of the shop. She was just tidying up her space but she looked so ethereal doing something so basic. You snapped out of it and walked up to the counter, immediately catching her attention.

“Oh, hi! Um... can I have one Americano please? Thank you.” You were awkward and rushing your words, but she still gave you that gorgeous smile you looked forward to every time. “Iced?” She glanced at you as she was writing down your order. You nodded your head in a daze, and she lowly chuckled, muttering, “cute” to herself. 

“Medium right?” You were caught off guard that she remembered your preferred size. Yes is all you say, as you silently watched her prepare your coffee. “If i’m not mistaken, I realized that you order the same thing every time you come here. I know the coffee here actually isn’t the best, so there must be another reason.” 

She looked you up and down, waiting for you to answer, while setting the drink down in front of her, never passing it up to you. You perked up at her checking you out, newfound confidence making its way through you. “Observant I see. There’s this specific person that works here, you may know her.” Sly as ever, you leaned closer to her over the counter. Her breath was caught midway, but she didn’t move away from you. That prompted you to continue. “The customers love her, yet fail to get her undivided attention. Long hair, always pulled out of her face. Such a stunning smile, but I feel like it’s a little deceiving...” You pretended to pause as if to think about what else to say.  She saw the way that you looked at her, a glint of craving in your hooded eyes, and she knew it wasn’t for the caffeine. “Also the size of my pinky. You may know her.” 

You pulled back and gave her a cheeky wink, knowing you had her where you wanted. “Yah, you almost had me swooning for you, but you had to say that.” Her face blushed a peachy tint and she giggled. Oh she giggled in that way you’ve grown to love more and more. You reached forward again, Joohyun thinking it was for the coffee, but you instead whispered in her ear. “Meet me in the back of the shop after closing and let me make it up to you.” 

And with that, you finally grabbed your coffee, took a sip, and stalked backwards awaiting her answer. “I don’t even have your number, how will I know you’ll even be there.” She said, thankful the counter concealed her wobbling legs from the excitement you were offering. You reached the door, holding onto the knob looking back at the literal goddess basically asking for your number “I guess we’ll see when the time comes. That’s if you show up, of course.”

With that, you swiftly made your way out the shop, mindlessly sipping on your iced americano, leaving a flustered Joohyun inside. Waiting for your return and curious about your promises.