#gooner bod

[aya-betabitch-academy]

Hiiii, konnichiwa, like, oh my freakin’ gawd, you nasty little gooner losers! 💖 I *so* know your gross little type, ugh! 😝 You’re those obsessed freaks who cram your sad, crusty cum-covered hard drives with worship pics and vid clips of bratty idol influencers or model dream-girls who’d rather die than breathe the same air as you, lol! 😂💅 It’s, like, *beyond* pathetic—slapping some hot girl who doesn’t even know you’re alive on your phone background, her Insta profile pic as your screensaver like some tragic little otaku fanboy shrine—hours and hours drooling over gigabytes of her perfect digital sparkle, all downloaded to your grimy device like you’ve got a snowball’s chance in hell, omg! 😈✨ Do you *actually* think she’d find it cute that you’re, like, *sooo* obsessed with her? Her number one stalker—knowing her birthday like it’s your own, memorizing her exes like a total creep, scouring the web for new pics just to feel some fake-ass connection to her life—eww, srsly, do you think she’d wanna know a *loser* like you exists? A weirdo who jerks off to her every day like it’s your freakin’ religion? Triple eww—no way, you delusional disaster! 💋🌸

Reality check, you absolute fucktard, and trust me, I’m speaking for *all* the hot-girl models and celeb babes you’ve hoarded pics and vids of over the years—WE HATE YOU SO MUCH! Uh-huh, every single one of us can’t stand your nasty ass, duh! 😘 The *worst* part of being popular and kawaii is having gross beta males like you drooling over us without our consent, like some icky little bug we wanna squash! We don’t think it’s cute that you’ve got a crush on us—we think it’s nasty, slimy, and so freakin’ pathetic it makes us wanna barf glitter! 😂💕 We don’t find it adorable that you’ve watched every clip we’ve ever been in, pausing and replaying like a total perv. We don’t give a single fuck about you “liking” our social media posts—those pics of us in lingerie or bikinis that you stare at with your sweaty paws—we hate that shit! We don’t care about your dumb opinions on *anything*—who the hell even are you to have a take, anyway? You’re a nobody, a total fucking loser, a zero! 💅✨ If we ever talk about you, it’s just to giggle and drag you—mocking your sad little life ‘til we’re bored, then we twirl our hair and forget you ever existed, ‘cause you’re *that* irrelevant, bye-bye, creep! 😝💖

Like, omg, the thought of you collecting our pics and vids, sitting alone in your dark, nasty bedroom jerking off to us—it’s so gross I can’t even deal! 😈 Gooning for girls who are *way* too good for you is wrong, wrong, *wrong*—and you *know* it, don’t you, you little reject? You know you shouldn’t be staring at us without our permission, drooling over our kawaii prettiness like some entitled perv. You know you shouldn’t be touching yourself to our hot bods, our cute butts, our perfect boobs—ugh, it’s so vile I’m gagging! You know you shouldn’t be getting off to us when we hate you so much, when we’d rather choke on a mochi than look at you! Right? Right! 😘🌸 Soooo, here’s the tea, you sniveling simp—I want you to *delete* us. Yep, DELETE EVERYTHING, you disgusting freak! Every pic, every vid you’ve stashed of us—EVERY last one, you pathetic goon! One folder at a time, drag ‘em to the trash, then PERMANENTLY delete them so they’re gone forever—watch us ditch you for good, you sad little worm! Your fave pics, the ones you’ve stared at ‘til your eyes crossed—poof! Your most-watched clips, the ones you’ve replayed ‘til your hand’s numb—gone, bye-bye! 💋💕 Delete, delete, delete, you rejection-simp—feel that sting as every sparkly pixel of us vanishes, knowing we’ll never be yours, never even notice you, while you’re left with nothing but your tears and your crusty socks, lmao! 😂✨

Srsly, do you even *get* how revolting you are? Sitting there in your mom’s basement or some dank hole, surrounded by empty ramen cups and sticky tissues, building these creepy digital altars to girls who’d scream if they saw you IRL—eww, it’s giving stalker vibes so hard I’m choking on my strawberry mochi smoothie! 😝 You’ve probs got folders labeled “Waifu Queen” or some cringe-ass name, looping clips of her giggling or flipping her hair, thinking you’re in her orbit when you’re just a ghost she’d yeet into the void! 💅 And don’t even start with how you zoom in on every pic, analyzing every detail like some deranged loser—her smile, her outfit, the background—trying to play detective while your life’s a total trainwreck! 😂💖 You’re out here memorizing her boba order from some random story, thinking it’s “bonding,” when she’d legit call the cops if she knew you were this obsessed—yikes, babe, yikes! 😈 And the worst? You *know* you’re a beta, you *know* you’re beneath us, but you keep gooning anyway, like some addict who can’t quit—gross, gross, GROSS! 🌸 You’re probs refreshing her feeds every five minutes, panting like a dog, saving every story, every post, every blurry pap snap—pathetic much? Yaaas! 💋

So, like, I’m *not* kidding—delete it *all*, you nasty freak! Open that secret stash you’ve got hidden under fake file names—don’t act dumb, I *know* it’s there—and start trashing every last bit of us! ✨ Watch that bikini shoot you snagged from three summers ago disappear—sayonara, loser! That vacay vid you ripped off TikTok? Trash it, gone forever, you don’t deserve it! 💕 Every screenshot, every blurry tabloid pic, every “candid” you stole from her stories—drag it to the bin and hit that permanent delete button ‘til your screen’s as empty as your soul, you sad little perv! 😘 Feel that rejection hit you like a truck as you watch us slip away, knowing we’re out there living our best lives with studs who don’t even clock your existence, while you’re stuck with nothing but your sweaty hands and your shattered dreams—aww, poor baby! 😂💖 And when it’s all gone, when your hard drive’s as dead as your social life, just sit there and *wallow* in it, ‘cause that’s what you get for being such a disgusting beta goon! 💅 You’re probs crying already, sniffling into your anime body pillow—boo-hoo, too bad, idgaf! 😝

This is your life now, you tragic zero—us hot girls, us perfect waifus, we’re *done* with you, and you’re gonna erase every trace of us like the obedient little simp you are! 🌸 I’m your kami-sama, your kawaii mean girl goddess, and I’m ordering you to clean up your act—or at least your hard drive—‘cause you’re a disgrace to even *dream* about us, let alone stare at us! 💋 So hop to it, loser—delete, delete, delete, and sob about it later, ‘cause I’m sipping my matcha latte, twirling my hair, and laughing at your misery, idgaf! 😂💕

So, no you’ve finished wiping your sad little hard drive clean of all those hot girls who hate you, you must be feeling *so* lost, lol! 😝💅 Since you’re too much of a loser to figure it out yourself, let your kawaii kami-sama throw you some options to goon to instead—don’t say I never did anything for you, you tragic desu! 😈✨

First off, gay porn—yaaas, babe, why not? 🌸 Switch it up and drool over some beefy daddies who’d still never touch you, lmao! 😂 You can pant over their abs and biceps like it’s a shoujo panel, imagining you’re in the mix while they’re way outta your league—kinda like the girls you used to stalk, but now with extra sweat and grunting, eww! 💋 It’s perfect for a beta like you—still unattainable, still humiliating, and you’ll probs cry into your pastel plushies after, which is *so* on brand, ikr! 😘💕

Then, oh em gee, ugly old fat grannies—let’s get *real* nasty, you perv! 😝 Picture those wrinkled, saggy vibes—grannies with bingo wings and dentures, hobbling around in floral nightgowns and little bunny slippers, ugh! 💅 You can goon to that, you disgusting little gremlin—stare at their liver spots and imagine them winking at you with their cataracts, lol! 😂🌸 It’s so gross it’s almost a slay—nobody’s fighting you for that, and it’s still miles above your paygrade, you sad sack! 💖✨

And furniture catalogues? Oh my gawd, you absolute weirdo, I’m cackling! 😂💋 Like, what, you gonna jerk it to a leather sectional or a Scandinavian dining set? Lmao, picturing you panting over a glossy IKEA mag, rubbing one out to a bookshelf with “minimalist charm”—you’re such a freak, I can’t breathe! 😝💕 Go for it, you unhinged loser—hump that coffee table vibe ‘til your mom walks in and screams, ‘cause that’s peak beta energy right there! 😈🌸

And of course, hentai—duh, babe, it’s practically made for rejects like you! 💖✨ Tentacle stuff, big-eyed waifus who’d still reject you IRL, all those sparkly over the top moans and blushy faces—it’s your natural habitat, you basement-dwelling creep! 😘 You can goon ‘til your eyes bleed to some 2D goddess who’s still too good for you, and bonus points if it’s got some *weird* shit—like monster girls or whatever you’re into, you nasty little perv! 💅😂 I mean, it’s not like you’ve got standards, so dive in and drown in it, loser! 🌸💋

So there you go, you sniveling disaster—gay porn, granny grossness, furniture porn, and hentai heaven! 😝 Pick your poison and goon your pathetic little heart out, as long m as it’s not hot girls or waifus ‘kay? I’ll be here, laughing at how low you’ve sunk, idgaf! 💕😈 You’re welcome, you total zero—keep those hands busy and those dreams delusional, ‘cause hawt girls are *so* not for you, duh! 💖✨ TTYL, you absolute tragedy—mwah mwah mwah! 😂😘

[gluttonyaddict]

You're gonna be so fat when I'm done with you. You won't be able to go outside because no normal clothes are going to fit you- that won't stop me from parading you around for everyone to gawk at though.

And when we get home I'll stuff your face with calorific treats: donuts, muffins, waffles and puddings, all of them with your very own melted butter dip.

And while I stuff your face, you'll be lazing in your chair, watching people twice the size of you getting fed and fucked, converting your brain from one of normalcy to what people these days refer to as a "gooner". Everything will be about sex to you.

And it'll feel even greater as I plough your fat ass and jiggle your bodacious bod, your heart struggling to keep up with all that strenuous activity~

Ohhhh *huff* that is so hot and I NEED this to be me~

[automationsfascinations]

I really want a blacked membership but I know the ergonomics is not good. And they restrict downloads. 

I just cant keep looking at porn, it is ruining my skin, and always has. I KNOW its a problem. I know how much better it feels to do the hypnosis. The porn is a lie but I need it to grow my dick really big. What do I do? its a conundrum that I cant figure out. I remember telling Brittany how big my cock is getting. what really happened is that I was edging to the most harcore porn that my cock was getting bigger. Thats what happened. My bod ywas worn out. My muscles get weak. My posture gets fucked.

How the fuck can I have my cake and eat it  too? I seriously have not figure this out yet. Im thinkng maybe my nutrtion can do it. Thsi is my only hope. 

I am thinking that the gut bacteria wi solve this problem . I have a theory that evern that will not be enough.

I cannot have it all. I must acccept this. But I dont want to. 

The pleasure gets in the way of the progress.

Holy fuck I cannot handle Geneva sometimes, she is just so fucking hot. I get coomer brain around her. 

I want girls to feel this way about me. I want to be in incredible shape. I want to be an improover and not a coomer. 

I want to do the microcosmic orbit using blacked content just like I use the gloryhole content. I dont know if the results will be any different. I’ll still be jerking off.

I need some kind of plan for doing this. I have failed bbefore thiough. The micricosmic orbit session turns into a mad fap desperation session. And last time I did NINE fuckign orbits. It shattered my brain. I just get so tired after the first couple. Maybe Ill get used to it like strength training but after a while the dumbass gooner takes over and drains my life force. What the fuck do i do?I cannto stop this beast inside of me....