#gooner bod

[ungoonableaddict]

The Ideal Gooner Bod

Wow, I'm still here!

This post is about something I've reflected on for some time, and I felt it was worth putting out there. You can see it in the title: "The Ideal Gooner Bod".

What does that mean? Well it's obviously subjective, as so much of life is. But to me, an ideal gooner is fat. Now, I will express my bias right away, I do have a fat fetish.

HOWEVER!

I'd like to posit that you don't need to have a fat fetish to enjoy this aspect of the gooner lifestyle. To me, it's part and parcel, and the reasons are obvious:

Gooning already entails a sedentary lifestyle with low levels of activity on its own.

Many gooners I've met are either single, or in relationships they don't want to be in, meaning there's little incentive to maintain a slim body.

Relatedly, part of being a gooner is committing yourself in some fashion to porn, right? And in committed relationships, one or both parties generally ends up letting themselves go. Porn certainly can't, so why not you? Show that you've found your one true love!

You already indulge in the hedonistic pleasures of porn and masturbation. Why not add yummy foods to that collection?

The odds are already stacked against you as you age. Your brain finishes development at age 25, meaning hormones level out and more effort is needed to maintain your body. Plus as you age, your metabolism slows.

Something new to goon to. Since plenty of gooners are already fat, there's lots of caps out there to indulge in, encouraging you to eat and stay big.

Objections and Rebuttals:

"I don't want to be fat!" If you're in this for Porn, who cares what you want? If you believe Porn wants you single, Porn wants you isolated, why not overweight? By default it shows others you don't care, which further increases your chances of staying single, staying alone.

"Being fat is unhealthy!"

So, this one requires a little more discussion. First, being fat is unhealthy! That is objectively true. More weight puts more strain on your body. However, you know what also strains your body? Not being fit in the first place. If you already don't work out, why does it matter? Indeed, while there is some disagreement, I've read (and you can search for yourself and come to your own conclusion) that being fat and active is better than being thin and inactive.

Second, I did mention food as a plus side of being bigger, but you don't actually have to eat junk food unless you really want to. There are healthier ways to pork up for Porn that you can look into if you're worried about diabetes and the like.

Third, if you're already fit, you don't have to stop being that way. This is presumptuous of me as someone online but if you have a very solid fitness routine AND are a gooner, I can't imagine it's solely because you're motivated by health. So why not take the plunge and try packing on some pounds?

"I don't want health issues associated with being overweight!"

Refer back to the initial point I made for the last objection, first. I believe the general rule of thumb for being generally healthy and avoiding heart issues is "at least 30 minutes of moderate exercise 3 times a week", i.e. enough that you can't talk while working out, and your heart is racing during that time. Are you getting that?

If not, then as someone who already finds exacerbating porn and masturbation addiction to be hot, just go a little further. Let your body become a VERY noticeable sign that porn is ruining you.

Honestly, that's the main argument I have. I feel like anyone reading this who's truly fit, sticking to an exercise regimen, etc. can feasibly put on weight and have zero issues, particularly if they want to lose it again! So really I'm addressing a bunch of already-unfit masturbators who don't want things to get "serious".

Like giving up years of your life, relationships, sexual intimacy, a regularly-functioning brain, and money aren't serious?

Or the heart disease you're already at risk of from not staying active isn't serious?

This is turning into a vague fitness post but let me sum it up: If you're thin or chubby and don't do any exercise, why not work to make yourself bigger? You already don't care about your (heart) health. It's the same as when you might have been a masturbator who was going back and forth about even liking porn addiction or gooning. Either start trying to get fit (which would give you more control over gaining anyway), or give up and start pigging out on food like you do on porn, loser! Come on.

Overall, I hope this post has made it clear that I see no reason for you, the reader, to not be nice and round for Porn.

If you already are, that's awesome. Good for you. :) I think the term "Porn piggy" being able to be used literally is pretty damn hot. Those who find themselves fat already, I don't have a lot to say. Keep gooning for Porn. Enjoy that soft body that signals your complacency, that shows you're devoted to something special to you. If you're fat, but not fit? Well ideally you should try to keep yourself healthy, too. But if fast food and gooning right now sound better?

Who am I to say no to someone keeping their body in-shape, particularly when that shape is round? ;)

[gluttonyaddict]

You're gonna be so fat when I'm done with you. You won't be able to go outside because no normal clothes are going to fit you- that won't stop me from parading you around for everyone to gawk at though.

And when we get home I'll stuff your face with calorific treats: donuts, muffins, waffles and puddings, all of them with your very own melted butter dip.

And while I stuff your face, you'll be lazing in your chair, watching people twice the size of you getting fed and fucked, converting your brain from one of normalcy to what people these days refer to as a "gooner". Everything will be about sex to you.

And it'll feel even greater as I plough your fat ass and jiggle your bodacious bod, your heart struggling to keep up with all that strenuous activity~

Ohhhh *huff* that is so hot and I NEED this to be me~

[plaindangan]

***** PERFECT: TsuMOOgi's ass!

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!

"Yep, this is just some plain fanservice at the moment, huh?~" Tsumugi said, looking not the least bit surprised at this development. Her surprisingly phat ass was already stamped with a 5 and the stars, though she had a rare playful look on her face.

"If its fanservice you want, shouldn't it be better to go with someone more...risque~" In a blink of an eye, Tsumugi had shift into one of her cosplays. This one being -

"LIke yours, fucking, truly!! C'mon, wouldn't you gooners and smut lovers wanna get your rocks off to this awesome bod instead~ Get those phones out, take some pics and get to blowing your loads as you despair on what you can't have! Puhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu~" Before long, many of cameras began recording or taking pics of 'Junko's' naked booty shaking so lusciously at them. Uncaring that it was just Tsumugi posing as her.

Even a cosplaying knock off had major appeal after all~

[automationsfascinations]

I really want a blacked membership but I know the ergonomics is not good. And they restrict downloads. 

I just cant keep looking at porn, it is ruining my skin, and always has. I KNOW its a problem. I know how much better it feels to do the hypnosis. The porn is a lie but I need it to grow my dick really big. What do I do? its a conundrum that I cant figure out. I remember telling Brittany how big my cock is getting. what really happened is that I was edging to the most harcore porn that my cock was getting bigger. Thats what happened. My bod ywas worn out. My muscles get weak. My posture gets fucked.

How the fuck can I have my cake and eat it  too? I seriously have not figure this out yet. Im thinkng maybe my nutrtion can do it. Thsi is my only hope. 

I am thinking that the gut bacteria wi solve this problem . I have a theory that evern that will not be enough.

I cannot have it all. I must acccept this. But I dont want to. 

The pleasure gets in the way of the progress.

Holy fuck I cannot handle Geneva sometimes, she is just so fucking hot. I get coomer brain around her. 

I want girls to feel this way about me. I want to be in incredible shape. I want to be an improover and not a coomer. 

I want to do the microcosmic orbit using blacked content just like I use the gloryhole content. I dont know if the results will be any different. I’ll still be jerking off.

I need some kind of plan for doing this. I have failed bbefore thiough. The micricosmic orbit session turns into a mad fap desperation session. And last time I did NINE fuckign orbits. It shattered my brain. I just get so tired after the first couple. Maybe Ill get used to it like strength training but after a while the dumbass gooner takes over and drains my life force. What the fuck do i do?I cannto stop this beast inside of me....