#google pay gas booking

[sherlock-is-ace]

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[chlix]

skz as patrons at the library where i work

Genre: crack Synoposis: literally what it says on the tin lmao Members: OT8!! maknae line below the cut :)

Disclaimer in case my boss sees this that I love my job and almost all of our patrons <3 also none of these statements describe a specific person they’re just amalgamations of things we do and see every day

CHAN:

Mostly comes in to use our wifi/study rooms

Once asked us if we had a spare ethernet cable+hookup and we were all like ummmm we don’t really do that here?

Accumulated a $0.50 fine on his account and was extremely apologetic while paying it off like dude it’s okay it’s not that serious

Needs to print like 150 pages off of his laptop every single week and we feel bad for being annoyed because he’s really very nice about it*

Leaves ten minutes before closing <333

*this is annoying because printing off your own laptop means we have to leave our desk and go get your papers from the wireless printer the back office, whereas if you printed from the library computers you could get it yourself from the public printers

MINHO:

Runs a whole-ass business out of our meeting rooms

Like seriously shouldn’t you have an office space or a building for this….but no he checks out the same room key almost every day like clockwork

Actually doesn’t even live in our township but pays the PLAC fee because he likes our facilities better

Every time he tries to speak to us at the desk and it echoes he goes, “Wow sound really travels in here doesn’t it?”

When you ask him for his name for the financial records he jokingly refuses to tell you because “You should know who I am by now”

CHANGBIN:

Constantly forgets that he has to check out items that are on the holds shelf before leaving

It's such an issue like we've marked more than ten books as missing/lost but it turns out he just took them and left

Regularly attends the adult programming, like book clubs and mental health information sessions, always thanks the presenter for their time <3

Uses the library as Google, will call us and ask “Where’s the cheapest gas station close to where I am?” like sir where are you????

Has a punch card for the coffee machine and will stand around and make small talk while the coffee brews

HYUNJIN:

Gets so unbelievably embarrassed to come up to the desk for any reason as we’re going to verbally berate him for asking us a question

Bitches about every fine no matter how small, will ask for a manager over $0.75.

Seriously he does not like owing money. He got a book wet one time on vacation and paid for it as passive-aggressively as possible

“I’m telling you that the person before me must have done that because I would never treat a book that way, I treat all my books well and I’m one of the most frequent users of the library” like ok sir that'll be $27.99

One of those people that finds weeding atrocious and hates when he sees damaged books in the trash

Constantly complains about how the classics section lacks diversity (he’s right but us circ assistants can’t do anything about it)

JISUNG:

Has about a hundred books checked out on his account and can never remember which ones are next

He has a phone plan with a weird provider so we can’t text him notices and even though we explain this several times he constantly complains that he doesn’t get notices by text

Tries to pay his fines off with Apple Pay and can’t understand why we, a library using a cash register from 2007, do not take Apple Pay

Once used a website that made the computer set off a LOUD ASS ALARM for being a “forbidden or unsafe network” and we were all like what the hell did you do like even porn doesn’t set off an alarm????

Always asks to “use the bathroom really quick” after we’ve officially closed and forces us to stay an extra 20 minutes because we can’t shut anything down until the building is empty

FELIX:

Never actually reserves a meeting room but will always come to the front desk and ask if there’s one available and will be SHOCKED if we’re booked straight through for the day

Regularly brings in books for donation and when he pays fines in cash he always hands us a $20 and says to keep the change <3

Notices every minute change to the layout like “Why are the atlases no longer at the front of nonfiction?” and we’re like when was the last time you even checked out an atlas

Gets embarrassed if a book he wants is in the teen or children’s section and asks us to go get it for him

Can never connect to Libby because he keeps forgetting his PIN number so he calls us to reset it like once a month

SEUNGMIN:

Checks out a TON of DVDs. Treats this place like Netflix fr

Will request we get a movie that’s currently in theaters and we’re like “It’s not even out on disc yet so we literally can’t buy it”

Prefers to hand all his returns to a desk person and watch us check them in while he’s there instead of putting them in the return so he can "make sure" he doesn't get any fines

Asks us why mysteries are shelved separately from all the other books because it’s confusing as to what is and isn’t a mystery (we have no clue either)

Likes picking books off the cart while you’re shelving because they're "peer reviewed" and "probably better than what's on the shelves"

JEONGIN:

Constantly forgets his library card and is forced to come up to the desk so we can check his books out

Does not understand the difference between librarians and circulation assistants and so is always asking circ assistants do work that only librarians can do

“What do you mean you’re not a librarian? Isn’t everyone who works in a library a librarian?”

Thinks literally everything is going to get him banned from the library as if you'd get banned from the library for...using the services we offer?

Got anxious when we entered the room with a giant mallet after he reported one of the tables was stuck and we had to explain we were not going to attack him and we use the mallet to fix stuck tables

Walks away with room keys sometimes and returns them like 30 minutes before we close in an absolute PANIC

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

Nine People I Want to Get to Know Better

I was tagged by @thisonelikesaliens @byemambo and @twig-tea 🥰 Thank you so much! 🤍

Last song: J'ai Cru Entendre - Louis Garrel, Gregoire Leprince-ringuet

This song is on repeat right now. I stumbled upon a gif set from this movie and I remembered it had a really good soundtrack and now I am obsessing over it. And I love french! Such a beautiful language, but it was hell for me to learn it in school. I was never really good in learning languages and french was just difficult. But I love listening to it.

Favourite Colour: Petrol

Currently Watching: 😂😂😂😂 Sometimes I think too much, but I got on terms with my self and I just watch things I really want to watch. There was a time I was watching everything that aired, if I liked it or not. That is over! But this is my list:

4 Minutes

Bad Guy

Century of Love

Gyeongseong Creature

Hidamari ga Kikoeru

His Man Season 3

My Love Mix-Up!

Takara no Vidro

The Boyfriend

The Spirealm

The Trainee

World of Honor

Some of them I just watch when I am in the mood for it. And why are most of the series airing wednesdays and thursdays? I have a life and have to go to work and earn money to pay for this hobby!

Last movie: Pitch Perfect 2 - I was on a small summer vacation with friends and as we were listening to the soundtrack we decided not to play our Pen & Paper games, but watch the Pitch Perfect Franchise instead in the evenings. Well, we ditched the last one, because it is not good, but it was fun watching the first two with friends.

Currently Reading: The Bones Beneath My Skin - TJ Klune (I am happy it didn't ask what my last read was, because it was such a bad book, I can't believe I finished it...)

Sweet, Spicy, or Savoury?: Savoury... with a little bit of spice and after that something sweet

Relationship: A very happy, long-term relationship with myself 🤍

Current Obsession: The Boyfriend? This show on Netflix, which is really just so good! And I watch it with my best friend which is something special. And of course the soundtrack from "Les Chansons D'Amour".

Last googled: How to shuffle all of my songs on Spotify... I learned that it is not possible so I used a third party website...

Currently working on: An photobook for a good friend who is getting married next month.

That was fun! I am tagging @troubled-mind @aprilblossomgirl @firstkanaphans @nieves-de-sugui @wen-kexing-apologist @djeterg19 @bengiyo @pose4photoml @respectthepetty (Just as always: no pressure, just ignore me, if you don't want to play or if you already did)

[battleangel]

THE PLANET WILL DIE BY 2100!

THE PLANET IS DYING!

THE EARTH WILL DIE IN 100 YEARS!

100+ STUDIES PREDICT EARTH WILL BE UNINHABITABLE BY 2100!

Extreme weather never seen before — droughts, heat waves, back to back fire warnings than freeze warnings, 40+ degree temperature changes in one day, earthquakes & tornadoes in areas that never previously had them — signal the literal destruction of planet earth.

The sky is ACTUALLY falling!

•Do not have any children.

•Do not buy a house — live in a 1 bedroom apartment.

•Stop using air conditioning — use electric ceiling or box fan & open window.

•Keep thermostat for heat between 62 degrees & 68 degrees during winter.

•Work remotely if you can — W-2, contract, temp, part-time, freelance, fractional, start your own business — avoid working on-site & in an office that would require a daily commute.

•Only drive when absolutely necessary — walk, take the bus or stay home — should only be purchasing gas for car a few times a year at most.

•Do NOT buy an electric vehicle or hybrid vehicle & do not use air taxis. •Cobalt is only available in Congo & is causing a genocide as local warlords kill each other & local civilians over the mineral that Apple, Tesla, Google, Samsung, etc. pays outrageous amounts for — men, women & children work in the Congolese mines for 12 to 16+ hours a day with no protective gear & cobalt is an extremely toxic mineral.

•Stop buying new cell phones — buy refurbished or used cell phones every 3 to 5+ years — cobalt is used for the batteries for all cell phones & is currently causing a genocide in Congo.

•Stop buying new electronic devices — laptops, tablets, TVs, smart watches.

•Cobalt is used for the batteries for all cell phones & is currently causing a genocide in Congo.

•Stop taking vacations — do staycations instead.

•Do staycations — local county & state fairs, carnivals, farms, parks, gardens, movie marathons or sleepovers at home, nature trails, hiking, local museums.

•Stop flying in airplanes.

•Do not fly anywhere unless absolutely unavoidable.

•Do not go on cruises.

•Do not stay in hotels.

•Stay in motels, economic lodging, airbnb, vrbo or couch surf with locals.

•Minimize meat intake — stop eating meat Monday through Friday.

•No plastic water bottles.

•Buy water filter + use stainless steel water thermos.

•No showering or bathing.

•Wash at sink with face cloth & soap.

•Do not live in an apartment with a washing machine & dryer.

•Only do laundry at laundromat every 30 to 90+ days.

•Do not live in an apartment with a dishwasher — wash dishes by hands.

•Only do laundry at laundromat every 30 to 90+ days.

•Reduce single use plastic whenever possible.

•Six R’s: Refuse, repair, reduce, reuse, recycle.

•Delete Prime & Amazon account.

•Do not buy from Amazon.

• Borrow books from local library or purchase from local book stores or independent book stores online.

•Stop using fast fashion apps — Shein, Zaful, Romwe, Fashion Nova.

•Stop buying clothes at the mall, department stores & chains.

•Do not buy new clothes.

•Buy used clothes from online & in-person thrift shops — Depop, Mercari, Etsy, Poshmark, Goodwill & consignment stores.

•Reuse current outfits until they are unwearable — 25+ years.

•Only buy new shoes when current pair breaks down — every 10+ years.

•Stop using plastic sanitary pads & plastic tampon applicators — wear period underwear + biodegradable tampons without applicators or period cups or menstrual discs.

•Shave your head yourself with a razor at home every 1 to 3 months — stop going to hair salons & barbershops — do not use any hair products (shampoo, conditioner, oil, gel, spray, etc.) — do not dye hair — do not color gray hairs.

•Wear wigs for 3 to 5+ years before replacing.

•Be frugal & minimize consumerism.

•Do not purchase anything online more than 1 to 3 times a year.

•Do not buy gifts for anyone.

•Advocate for antinatalism — the belief that procreation is immoral & unjust.

•Advocate for the voluntary extinction of the human race both online & in-person.

•Minimize fast food, delivery, takeout & sit down restaurants to a few times a year.

•Do not use KCups & minimize buying coffee at Dunkin Donuts, QuickChek, Wawa, Starbucks or any chain.

•Brew coffee at home with reusable pod.

•Avoid big box retail & chains.

•Shop local grocers, food markets & mom & pop small businesses.

Make these changes because of climate change.

Make the change to save our dying planet!

Make that change!

[sleepyhead-poll]

LIST OF REJECTED CHARACTER (SO FAR)

Under the cut is a list of characters who, so far, have been rejected. I am also listing the reason on why they are being rejected:

The following list of 5 characters have been rejected for falling more under the category of characters who have been comatose / hibernated / been in a deep slumber:

Aurora from Disney's Sleeping Beauty [NOTE: While Aurora from Disney's Sleeping Beauty herself is not accepted, other variations from the Sleeping Beauty story HAVE been accepted such as Shrek's Sleeping Beauty and Silver from Twisted Wonderland. The reason why this specific version of Sleeping Beauty isn't accepted is because her sleeping was not a part of her characterization- she basically just fell into a magical coma- but the accepted versions DO have sleeping as part of their characterization.]

Cthulhu from The Call of Cthulhu by H.P. Lovecraft

Flayn from Fire Emblem: Three Houses

He Xuan from Tian Guan Ci Fu / Heaven Official's Blessing

Robin from Fire Emblem: Awakening

The following list of 2 characters have been rejected for falling under the category of "one-off joke", i.e., their sleepy trait was a joke in part chapter or episode and not a consistent part of their character: (If I am incorrect and there are multiple instances throughout the work they appear in that alludes to them being a sleepyhead, feel free to send it to me and I will un-reject them)

Crowley from Good Omens, specifically the book by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Pavel Iwaszkiewicz from Community

The following list of 2 characters have been rejected for being from real life:

Every cat [NOTE: Dude I literally said not to submit yourself or pets from real life. I know not every cat is a pet, but come on.]

The country of Montenegro [NOTE: Okay this was a funny submission but sorry. Not counting real people... or countries.]

The following list of 3 characters have powers that have to do with sleep, but don't seem to be a sleepyhead themselves:

Enmu from Demon Slayer

Faruzan from Genshin Impact

Sumireko Usami from Touhou Project

And finally, the following list of 4 characters are the rest of the rejected characters. I will list the reason why under their name:

Blathers from Animal Crossing. I haven't played Animal Crossing, but from what I can tell this character isn't actually sleepy, they're just nocturnal so have an opposite sleep schedule as the player.

Greece / Heracles Karpusi from Hetalia Invoking my "right to reject any submission". You could not pay me to accept a Hetalia / country personification into this poll.

Jack Townsend from Tales from the Gas Station Seems like an interesting book! But he seems to be an insomniac, which is the opposite of a sleepy character.

Sleepy Dwarf Character from Once Upon a Time (in Space) by the Mechanisms The submitter said they didn't remember their name which is why I said "sleepy dwarf character" instead of Sleepy or whatever their name is because I'm not sure if that is their name. I would appreciate it if you know the name of a character you are submitting. If they don't have a name, chances are that they are such a minor character that I don't think they should count. Not always, but usually. Supported by the fact that when I tried to Google the character I could barely find any information on them except that they sang on verse in one song in this entire album.

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

Please explain how to write out a personal ledger like I’m 5 (my budget is getting tighter and I always pay my bills before any other spending but I’m tired of passively spending and wondering where 50 bucks went at the end of the month)

OK

I have a five year old and if I explained this to you like you were five it would not be useful to you in your mid twenties

I do mine on the computer, I have a file in Microsoft Excel because I have Excel, but any spreadsheet program would work I'm sure, you could probably use Google sheets or whatever it’s called

warning: if you follow this method you will know how you spend your money

So what I do is this

I have a sheet set up as follows:

Column A is "Date," which is the date I spent the money

Column B is "Date Posted," which is the date the transaction actually clears my bank

Column C is "Amount," or the amount spent/moved/deposited. This will be a positive or negative number depending on whether you are adding or subtracting money from the account

Column D is "Category," which is very important for making this data useful for a budget. Categories will probably be subjective but the ones that I mainly use are:

Bill - this is for a regular monthly expense necessary to live, like car insurance, electricity, the mortgage, phone, etc.

Debt - this is for money I flush down the toilet. I used to have a separate category for "Medical Debt" but now it's all just Debt. Credit card payments and student loans. And medical debt.

Gas - when I buy gasoline it gets its own category

Groceries - as the name implies this is when I buy food from a grocery store, as distinct from:

Takeout - this is when I eat out, have delivery, fast food, etc., unhealthy sodium-saturated food prepared by someone else for immediate consumption

Misc - this is the useless category in which all other spending is absorbed, including my irresponsible purchases.

I also have the following categories:

Deposit - for when money goes in

Transfer - for when money is moved to or from another account

Withdrawal - for when I remove cash

Obviously you could have other categories for expenses you want to track more closely. Clothing might warrant its own category, or books, or snacks, which are sort of between takeout and groceries, or whatever.

Column E is "Location," which is where I spent the money. I usually try to write this how it appears on my ledger, which is not always where I remember physically spending it. For example, my wife's Old Navy card shows up as Barclay Card on the ledger, which has been the object of much confusion, leading to

Column F is "Notes," where I elaborate when Column E doesn't make very much sense. What is Barclay Card? Oh, the Old Navy card.

One place in which Columns E and F work together most regularly is on paydays, when E gives the name of the employer and F gives whose payday it is.

Column G just says "Balance," which I leave in cell G1 permanently, and then Column H / cell H1 is a running balance, which you can see above I let Excel calculate using a simple formula that takes the sum of all additions and subtractions in column C

Now, these features might be exclusive to Excel but I'm sure you could find equivalents in other spreadsheet programs. I have Row 1 / Top Row "Frozen" so that I can always see the column names and the balance as I scroll down. I also have columns A through F set to "filter," which is why they have the little drop-down arrow on the right-hand side, and this, as the name implies, lets me filter. So if you want to look at a specific category, or specific place, or something. I most often use this to filter out all but the current month in Column A, and to keep my transactions in the right chronological order.

Once its set up, and this is the painful part, you need to keep track of every single penny you spend. You can do this in the old-school way by keeping receipts or if you have online banking and they're pretty on top of things you can look at your bank ledger at the end of the day and add the day's transactions then. But if you let it sit more than a day or two you will have unpleasantness and it will only get worse the longer it sits. This is where having a Date and Date Posted column comes into play. There are some bills I have that take several days to post. My mortgage for example, which is my largest single bill, takes about four days to clear. My wife's student loans, the second largest bill, take about a week to go through. So I put those on my ledger the day I submit the payment and then they show up in the bank ledger a few days later and I note that as well. PayPal transactions also tend to take several days to go through. The other reason having a Date and a Date Posted column is nice is when you have to self-audit because there's a discrepancy between your balance and the bank’s, you can use the sort/filter function to sort your transactions by the date posted which makes it easier to compare your ledger to your bank.

The other thing I do is I have a little portion of the spreadsheet off to the side where I keep all of my fixed bills and their due dates and keep track of when I pay them in a month. The Unpaid / Paid cells at the top are so I can copy and paste the format of those cells as the month goes on. As the months go on I have to cut and paste this to keep it close to the end of the ledger. You don't really need to have this but I do, it helps me decide which paycheck pays which bills and when every month.

The other thing is I have a different sheet for every year, because I don't want a spreadsheet with 10,000+ rows. You could have a different sheet for every month or whatever, I don't know. I did it by year.

If you keep on top of this you will know better than your bank how much money you have at all times.

[televinita]

Expectation: I'm gonna map out an efficient route to hit up a bunch of Little Free Libraries in my area and have a fun post-work reward seeing what's in a whole bunch at once!

Reality:

wtf do you mean Google Maps now limits you to 8 stops per route; ugh, fine, can't fix that right now so 8 it is

first stop: open the door, reach for the first book, don't pay attention to the fact that it's right next to a flower garden and SHIT WASPS SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK! okay fuck this I am out of here.

(PSA: please do not plant flowers next to your Little Free Library. The nice appearance is not worth the nuisance.)

next stop: I passed this yesterday because it's on a really awkward part of the road with a curve, driveways and fire hydrants everywhere so you have to walk back the length of about four houses to find a good parking spot. Fuck it, I'm only gonna be here for three minutes max and we're three blocks off any main roads, so I park on the curve. Of COURSE in that time, two fuckoff-huge pickup trucks come down said road and have to veer wide around it. (I did, at least, get to look at this one, but didn't feel like I could take the time to really examine it.)

knew I was taking a risk by planning to visit some in the village with roads so narrow two cars can barely pass, but GOD; did not expect to a) be met by a giant Amazon van turning left out of the mouth, insistently waving me forward because technically I had the right of way, so I didn't have a chance to stop and think maybe I could park in the suburbs and WALK into the sucky area;

b) almost immediately have to squeeze between a giant utility truck parked on one side of the road and a giant pickup ignoring the no-parking signs parked on the other

c) be crowded by THREE other vehicles soon following behind me so I was 3 miles away before I could even think about trying to double back to where I was originally thinking about parking. anyway.

went off to another one that was a little out of my way but still worth it before I was going to turn around and do 4 in the other direction, but whoops, car on my right at the 4-way stop threw off my sense of distance and I turned a street too early

now I'm on a 2-3 mile road with no shoulder and only one T intersection where I can turn around, but that's okay, I'll just WHAT THE FUCK why is there pothole or similar construction work being done at said interaction, not enough to close the road but just enough to require very slow and cautious driving/necessity of crossing the yellow line to pass, and because of all the activity I can't tell if it's safe to turn right into the subdivision, so I go past. Looping ALL the way around to get to my next 4 stops will take forever, but I am also NOT going to turn around at the end and go through that gauntlet again.

So I just go home, having thoroughly wasted some gas and forty minutes of my evening. Couldn't even enjoy my audiobook because half of the driving was so stressful I couldn't focus on the story and lost track of what was happening.

EDIT: Oh, and then I dropped a glass in the kitchen after dinner, shattering it and also getting one of my toes nicked by a flying shard. 🙃🙃🙃

[shamelessrabbithole]

Same anon regarding Layla not following Cam.

I honestly do think that Layla plays a role in what Noel does and doesn’t do.

I am willing to bet she allowed him to go back to shameless because they were both not booking jobs to live the lifestyle that SHE wanted, plastic surgery isn’t cheap. I mean the woman wasn’t allowed on set for season 11 but managed to snag a role as an extra just to get there. There are many instances of her showing controlling, stalking, and toxic behaviour.

Regardless of Noel and Cam or whatever the situation was or is with them.. she has shown contempt.

Just my thoughts and my two cents and like any theorist I could be wrong, but when it comes to Laylas attitude and behaviours, I really don’t think I am.

I know it may seem like I've stepped into the role of Layla's defender, or advocate or something. I'm really not. My feelings about her are actually quite neutral. However, when I get asks like this, I'm at a loss on how I can possibly respond without appearing like that's exactly what I am.

What you view as controlling, stalking, and toxic, I don't. In the past few weeks, I've been seeing Amanda Hearst not only visiting the Tron: Ares set constantly, but also bringing her kids and having personalized set chairs made for them. I don't know if that ought to be interpreted as a similar kind of toxicity or nepotistic privilege or what in people's eyes, but because nobody on this blog gives a crap about Joachim Ronning and Amanda Hearst, it's not seen as anything. Why should it be?

And, I agree that plastic surgery is not cheap. But neither are mortgage payments, car payments, health insurance, life insurance, food, gas, utilities, or anything else people need to fulfill their basic life needs. (I'm not calling botox and facelifts a life need. Just speaking to the fact that money is required for everything.) This idea that she allows Noel to work so that he can provide for her means what exactly? That she'd rather pay their bills than default on them?

Yes, she did get a small role on Shameless in season 11, but so did Sophia Macy, Bill's daughter. Prior to that, Brielle Barbusca appeared on season 6 of Shameless. (She's Emma's best friend and Ethan's ex-girlfriend, and if you google it, you will find that they met on set in 2015. But this isn't true. Receipts below the break.)

Anyway, my point is that I am not defending what kind of person Layla is or what her marital agenda might be. I don't know her, nor do I feel the need to sing her praises—for exactly that reason. I am not qualified to. But, some of these arguments made for why she's a human roadblock to the happiness of two men yearning to be together, I just can't simply smile and nod through. Sorry if that isn't what you guys want to hear, but I'm giving you my honest point of view.

[afpwestcoast]

The Social, Orlando, FL, 6/18/23

Before the show I ran into Brian on the street and asked him what the new song (which had been dubbed Tom’s New Favorite Song at last night’s show) was actually called. He said it’s called ‘Boyfriend in a Coma’ and was actually written about 19 years ago but had only recently been arranged as a Dresden Dolls song. It’s based on her then-boyfriend Brendon suddenly collapsing during a load-out after a show, developing Guillain–Barré syndrome, and going into a coma for like 6 months, during which time Amanda hardly left his bedside. You can hear a demo of it here. It will always be Tom’s New Favorite Song to me.

When my nephew was 12 or 13 years old he googled Amanda Palmer to find out why his uncle kept jetting around all over the place to see her. Afterwards, due to the number of pictures that came up of Amanda in various stages of undress, he asked, “Is she a porn star?”

When I told Amanda this story she inscribed a copy of ‘Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance’ for him: “To Dylan - I am not a porn star. No really. Love, -Amanda.” I gave him the book for his 18th birthday.

He’s now 26, and he lives in Orlando, so I brought him to the show. When I planted him in the front row against the stage I said, “Just so you understand: there are thousands of people all over the world who would kill to be standing where you are right now.” At the time I’m sure there was some eye rolling, but by the end of the evening I think he understood.

Unfortunately, guest bassist Tilley Komorny had come down with COVID in the past 24 hours, so we were not able to fight for our right (to party!). Despite this the band torched through another stellar set, with only minimal property damage.

Annotated Set List:

Good Day (featuring Brian on guitar to start)

Sex Changes

Gravity

Backstabber - Due to a “band miscommunication” they actually started playing different songs. I kinda think they shoulda just gone with it, but they restarted and both played Backstabber.

Modern Moonlight - Once again Brian led the crowd in the backing-vocal part before diving into the song.

My Alcoholic Friends

There was a pause in the set to introduce the band, tape down the piano pedal, and, of course, say GAY!

Rock and Roll Part 2 (aka The Hey Song - Gary Glitter cover) - Brief excerpt with the shout of “Hey!” replaced with “GAY!”

“If you’re looking for a gay band, look no further!”

Boyfriend in a Coma - By way of introduction Amanda said, “I’ve been sitting here for the last few nights thinking ‘I wouldn’t want to break up with me.’ Just warning you: I’m like the goth Taylor Swift. If you go out with me, and we break up in a bad way, you’re fucked. You’re SO fucked! This song is not quite really like that, but it lives in that dimension.”

Merch commercial

Welcome to the Internet (Bo Burnham cover)

Bad Habit

Missed Me

Amsterdam (Jacques Brel cover) - During her rampage up and down the bar tonight Amanda actually broke one of the lighting fixtures. “We broke that light, which means we’re gonna have to pay for that light. Buy more merch!”

Delilah (featuring Veronica Swift)

After taking a huge swig of wine straight from the bottle, Amanda said, “The truth is I stopped being as much of a lush when I had a child cause it just didn’t work. I don’t know if anybody has ever tried to have a small child and be hungover, but it’s fucking impossible.”

Whakanewha (pronounced Fuckin-A-Fa)

Mrs. O

Twenty Years Ago, Part 2 - Another impromptu composition about a song about climate denialism being more true now than when it was written 20 years ago. Conclusion: That’s fucked up.

They then welcomed to the stage Father Nathan Monk, who told the story of why he left the priesthood. Bottom line: The conservative (read: ignorant, bigoted, and, frankly, unchristian) dictates of his church were incompatible with his progressive world view.

Mandy Goes to Med School

Coin-Operated Boy - At the start of the song instead of singing the lyrics Amanda just sang, “Gay, gaygaygaygaygay” to the tune. Then at the end she changed the line to “Gay and to the point.”

Half Jack

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War Pigs (Black Sabbath cover)

Girl Anachronism - At this point, at the end of the third night in a row, I was exhausted and could barely stand. In a fit of wishful thinking, I actually thought they were going to close with “Sing,” and I would have a nice, calm denouement - I even took out my earplugs. Instead, I got a face full of Girl A. I managed to power through … and then collapsed on the stage.

Photo Gallery:

Dylan’s final few moments of pre-Dresden Dolls innocence (photo by Laurie Steiger)

Merch commercial; I was too enthralled through the first part of the set to take pix

Welcome to the Internet!

Grrrrrr!

Amsterdam

One of those light fixtures will not survive

Delilah

Let’s see how fast this thing can go!

Brian: You know what you did. Amanda: I know tee-hee!

Father Nathan Monk

The many faces of Brian Viglione

Really dude?

I remain convinced that Amanda’s stare can shatter glass

The end!

I’m not the only one who collapsed on the stage afterwards

[icouldntfindquiet]

Hi! I hope you had a good trip. I've always wanted to do a roadtrip but I haven't yet. How did you find it? Would you recommend? Any tips? 🩷

Hi, it was great. Thank you! I can’t take credit for driving as it was my cousin’s husband who drove and he’s a fantastic driver. 😁 I don’t have the details of your road trip so what I wrote is generalized and covers a lot that might not apply to you. Don’t let the essay I wrote scare you off!

If you’re driving, you’ll have to be quite comfortable and skilled, especially with a car you’re not used to if you’re renting. In Europe, roads are more compact than the US. They’ve got roundabouts (which we’re not used to) and you have to be comfortable with parallel parking, tight parking spots, narrow streets (road is too small for a two-way but is a two-way anyway), etc.

Having some sort of navigation or GPS is highly recommended as you’re driving on an unfamiliar road and this would require good cell service which can be difficult if you’re in a foreign country. But don’t follow the GPS blindly! Sometimes they’re not accurate. I remember the GPS telling my cousin’s husband to turn down a one-way street which would’ve ended badly but we saw the signs and told him not to enter. 😳

If you’re renting a car, just be aware of the rules of the country you’re driving in. You might need an international driving permit (depending on the country) and you’ll need car rental insurance too which might be provided by your credit card. Before leaving the car rental facility, take photos/videos of previous damage on the car bc some companies will say you scratched the car when you didn’t so it’s best to protect yourself! And this adds to the cost but if you’re visiting multiple countries, it’s best to let them know as they will tell you what to do when crossing the border. And tolls can be a thing too so ask about that. The guy at the car rental told us Slovenia needed an e-vignette (modern toll payment method) which we previously didn’t know about. The other countries (Croatia and Italy) had normal toll booths where you could pay with cash or card. Also think about where you’ll return the car. Are you driving it back or are you dropping it off at a different location? Let them know!

Be careful of what gas and grade your car takes! The car rental place will tell you this. Putting in the wrong gas can damage the car. You’ll have to fill up the tank before returning the car.

Road trips can be long. Even though Google Maps tells you it will take this long, add more time because of traffic and to account for taking wrong turns/exits. You might get bored and your butt and legs might get numb. 😆 Feel free to take breaks and walk around. Playing music in the car is always fun. Make sure you have drinks and snacks along the way. But also account for bathroom breaks! You can use the bathrooms at gas stations but sometimes they’re porta pottys and not very glamorous. Especially when it’s night out, you’ll have to bring a flashlight to use them. 😩 Also, sometimes gas stations aren’t around and the guys would have to pee in the woods. 😂 Just be aware of the need to go is what I’m saying!

Having a car is convenient but you also have to think of parking. If possible, stay in hotels or Airbnbs with parking provided. If not, be prepared to pay to park your car. Even driving to national parks or in the city, you’ll have to pay to park your car so you can walk around. Having cash/coins handy is nice for those things.

That’s all I can think of at the moment. If I’m missing something, let me know! Overall, road trips can be fun! You have more freedom and it’s more convenient. Please don’t let all this info scare you off! You’ll be fine. And let me know how your road trip goes! ☺️

P.S. I forgot to talk about automatic and manual cars. Manual cars are more prevalent in Europe so they’re cheaper to rent. You’ll have to check availability if you need an automatic. Also, during peak season (summer), you might have to book your car in advance because it would be awful planning a trip and realizing there’s no car available or that you have to pay steep prices.

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[weerentheworld]

Good bad & ugly: Isle of Skye

The good

Planning your trip around your top sights- The isle is much bigger than you might think. Trying to see everything in 1 day would be really challenging, especially when you consider times driving to/from just the mainland. Have a plan! Figure out what your top things to see are, and then plan in smaller things around them as you can sorting by location. Be prepared to be flexible in case parking lots or roads are busy or in case you just spend longer than you plan somewhere. I spent 2 full days + 2 days driving there and back, and while that worked well I honestly kinda wish I’d had at least 1/2 a day more.

Staying near sites you really want to see- I lucked into this one a bit. I knew one of my stays was near the fair glen but I didn’t really realize how near till I arrived. This made seeing the fair glen at dusk/dawn much much more feasible than it would have been otherwise. 

The old man of storr - I’m biased here since this is the thing I came to see, but it was great to get to finally see it in person! But I can see why it might not be on everyone’s list, and I do wish I’d been warned more about the stairs.

The weather - I had a great mix of sunny, gloomy, rainy, which was great for me! Obviously the weather in Scotland is very unpredictable so there’s no guarantee for any kind of weather. If you have your heart set of a certain kind, book for the season with the best odds, be prepared to be flexible and maybe just give it 5 min to see if it changes. 

The Quiraing - this hike was stupid levels of gorgeous (really really good). 

General natural beauty - the whole island was very pretty

The bad 

Car issues - if you’ve been following along this isn’t a surprise. The car I rented got hit while I was off seeing a castle- never good. While it was not near as bad as it might have been, it’s never a fun thing to deal with. I’m also pretty frustrated with how the help line handled it.

Drive times on google- Driving 2 and from Isle of Skye was a good 2 hours more than it said on the map. Driving ON isle of Skye always seemed to be x2 what it said. I think a big part of this is google does not make a distinction between non-local vs local drive times, and the locals are going MUCH faster on those curves than I ever could.

Not planning enough time for the drive back - not just in terms of planned hours, but in terms of feeling like I could take it slow, take more breaks, be flexible. I took the northernmost route back, and the road was really pretty, it would have been nice to be able to pull over more. I also would have liked to have been able to have the flexibility to enjoy the sunny weather on the island that morning. In fairness, I also had good weather for the majority of this drive, I might have been less inclined to want to do extra stops without it.

Lack of lodging options- I quite liked my stays on isle of Skye, that said, I didn’t book lodging/the whole trip as far in advance as I should have and one of the major drawbacks to that was that lodging fills up FAST! I literally only had 1-4 options and that was WITH splitting my stay up while I was there. As it was, I for sure ended up paying more than I normally would have for lodging. I’m very sure it’s worse on the weekends and in the high season (summer).

The ugly/to be aware of that may not be obvious 

The lack of resources - Isle of Skye is fairly remote. It has 1 major town. This really limits your options for food, water, gas, and bathrooms. I fortunately was aware of this beforehand and was able to plan around it, but I could see it catching folks unaware if they are not careful.

With gas I did my best to fill up when I could, trying to never let it go below a 1/2 tank to be safe. This was wise! At one point I tried to fill up, only to be told that both stations in Portree were out of gas till the next shipment arrived. Thank goodness I didn’t really need gas at that point and could wait a while for the next change.  

Food and water- there are sometimes options for drinks and maybe light food at stalls around the island, but there is no guarantee these will be open! Restaurants are spread out and often close early. Since I have food allergies and did not want to risk being miles from food I could eat I went the route of going to a supermarket and getting peanut butter and jelly supplies + snacks for my trip. If you do have a place you want to eat beforehand be sure to check their times (a lot of places were closed Monday or between lunch and dinner) and maybe make a reservation. The fish and chips place on the harbor in Portree is great, but did only take cash. Not sure how true that might be for other casual eateries there. There are absolutely fancier options as well, I just did not choose to try and find them.

Bathrooms - this one was the best of the 3 imo, but you have to know what to look for. Gas stations will not have bathrooms, so keep an eye out when you stop for other things. Towns often have public toilets. Trail heads may or may not have the option for a toilet. On the longer drives, I planned stops around where public toilets were more than once.  

Navigation while driving - Pro-tip! Don’t try to send you car to the name of the actual place, especially if it involves a bit of a hike from the parking lot. This just seems to cause confusion and may tell you that you are somewhere when you seem to just be driving past it. Navigate to the parking lot of the place you’re trying to get to instead!

Laundry + Packing - This is really obvious in hindsight. But packing still damp hiked in clothing into my suitcase so I could leave early would have made such a mess of things if i had not been able to do laundry (the gym bag stink was real). In the future I think I will bring some trash bag options for dirty clothes to help keep them as isolated as possible if I am at a location where this is also a possibility. 

Fairy pools - honestly these were just a bit of a let down/ felt a bit over hyped. I still think they might be better under better conditions. Do be aware the road to them can be very muddy. I was unable to see them day 1 (which is a shame since they were on the way in) due to 2 vehicles getting stuck in the mud and blocking the road for everyone. If it does not say passing place don’t treat it like one!

Crowds- I was very lucky and did not have any issues with this, but even with my brief stay I heard some horror stories about how bad it can get, especially in the summer. Neist point especially is usually much worse apparently. 

Parking- You have to pay for parking. I thought I’d need more cash for this, but most of the machines took credit cards. Parking is also limited, so having the flexibility to try again at a different time or circle can be helpful. 

make sure you know how to call internationally - I thought I knew this, but I think it changes with either different carriers or maybe different countries?

[suchi05]

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[scottguy]

Article: Kirk Cameron rages at schools turning kids into “drag queens, strippers, drug dealers” - LGBTQ Nation

Kirk Cameron rages at schools turning kids into “drag queens, strippers, drug dealers” - LGBTQ Nation

Children have been struggling with issues since families began.

Often, it's the fault of parents who inadequately prepare their kids from reality and have low expectations. (You'd be surprised how many parents try to blame a teacher for their own child's utter lack of effort.)

Or it's hard financial conditions in society which right-wingers perpetuate by calling fair wages, low cost housing, and singlepayer state healthcare "socialism" as if those are bad things. ( Why are they bad? Really, explain. I'd love to know.)

Schools set high expectations. They are about structure. Every school I've ever worked in is squeaky clean with regard to sex and politics. (Right-wing teachers get away with saying a lot of pure political bullshit in right-wing communities. Members of my own family have suffered through it)

Yes, there's talk now of accepting ALL people. Just like in the 1960s with the end of segregation. If Kirk Cameron were younger, he'd say that black people aren't fully human.

He's just a bigot.

Kids all have cell phones now and can find porn with a simple Google search. But, most parents just trust their kids who are not being turned into degenerates.

But Cameron thinks Scholastic Books is evil? 🙄 Book banners like this are PROUD of their firmly closed minds. Worse, book banners want YOUR mind closed for you.

Kids are doing fine. Crime rates are low. More kids are going to college. (Mostly because a high paying trade job is hard to find now.)

There aren't MORE gays or trans people. They just stopped hiding from HATEFUL, FRIGHTENED, CLOSE-MINDED people like Kirk Cameron who REFUSE to acknowledge the SHARED HUMANITY of all human beings. This is what terrifies cowardly men like Kirk Cameron. Most adults have the strength and maturity to accept people who are a little different.

Kirk thinks only white straight cis-gendered people are real human beings.

Kirk Cameron is the type who would gleefully send LGBTQ+ people to a gas chamber.

If anyone is less than human, it's people like Kirk Cameron.

[nickgerlich]

Last Time

They say you never forget your first time. But what about the last time?

It’s Sunday, and as I like to do, I’m veering outside of my normal lane to ponder something that’s not in the news, yet as much a part of everyone’s life as anything. Put on your thinking caps, kick back, and stroll with me down Memory Lane.

The longer you live, the longer the list becomes of the things you have done for the last time. But in all likelihood, you did not know at the time that it would be your last time. I know. There are somber instances in which we might be with loved ones on death’s doorstep. There are those occasions when we vacate a residence and say farewell to it. For the most part, though, we do things unknowing that it is indeed the last time.

For example, have any of you even used a payphone? Maybe you will never have a first time, much less a last time. But I am old enough to have dropped many a dime, and then later a quarter, into the slot to make a phone call, basically a mobile call without a truly mobile device. Finding an operating payphone these days is exceedingly difficult.

Or how about the last time you used a VHS cassette? Audio cassette? And for people of my age, 8-track tape? I won’t add vinyl, because they have enjoyed a resurgence, a rarity these days, but little different from the surge in film photography as well. My records and old cameras have new life, but those are few and far between.

And what about those plastic cards in your billfold? I remember when a retailer or gas station attendant had to use one of those clunky card swipers that made a loud “ka-chunk” sound when you ran the swiper over it, effectively making an imprint of your raised-letter card. Oh, but that was after they looked through a frequently published book of bad credit card numbers to make sure yours did not appear there.

Then we graduated to cards with magnetic stripes on the back. How many of you had some of these? And do you remember the last time you actually swiped a card through a mag reader? That’s not that long ago, because it has only been a few years since the arrival of chip cards, which we insert and wait for the prompt.Even that’s old, though. I was reminded of that now-dying technology at the gas pump in Winslow Arizona, where I found myself looking for the tap symbol somewhere, only to discover they had not upgraded their pumps yet. We tap for everything these days, right?

Do any of you have a checkbook? I still do, but I often go three months between writing any. Between online bill pays, Venmo, Zelle, and other options, I just don’t have much need to write a check. And I will be honest in saying that I am happy those days are more or less over, because there was nothing worse than having to wait at the grocery for some little old lady with shaky hands to write out her check. You could watch Oppenheimer and she still wouldn’t be done.

I could go on. Air Fryer instead of a convection oven. Streaming over cable. Automatic transmission over manual (oooh, that’s an old one!). PDFs and scans over faxing. Hotel reservations on an app versus on the computer, or—shudder—by phone. Googling over card catalog. Smart home versus dumb home. Smart TV over dumb TV. Renting music on Spotify instead of buying CDs (it has been more than a decade for me). AI instead of writing it yourself. The list could go on for days, and were my father alive, he could tell you about the last time he punched a hole in the lid of a beer can with a church key, because pop tops had not been invented yet.

My point is simple: Technology continues its maddening rush to the future, constantly upsetting the apple cart, kind of like Apple just did last week when it announced Apple Intelligence, effectively rebranding everything we had learned in the last 19 months. Name it, claim it. Sorry, Siri, there’s a new kid in town. And that’s a blog for another time.

Have some fun with this. Take stock of where you are now, and how your life has changed as new innovations and technologies have been introduced. Think about the things that somehow faded into the rear view without you even realizing it at the time. I bet your list is long, even if you are only a third of my age. And it is just going to get longer.

Yes, you really do never forget the first time you did something, but I am betting that as you age, the nostalgia gene will take over and you will spend more time reminiscing about the old days. You might not recall the actual “last” time, but you’ll recall how life was for all the times.

It’s a great time to be alive. Make the most of it, and savor both the firsts and the lasts alike.

Dr “Reeling In The Years” Gerlich

Audio Blog

[tom1bombadil]

Dog Ba-Ight my god damn leg in Nam Dihn

12/5/24

Well, in the VNVC in Nam Dihn is the last place I expected to by sitting this afternoon. I was meant to be in Nim Binh! I’m finally registered into Vietnams medical system. I’m honestly thankful it hasn’t happened sooner!

I started riding from Cat Ba to Ninh Binh at around 11am this morning. Everything was going swell. I had survived merging on the 5 lane highways, nailed the free for all roundabouts, dodged the oncoming carts/ tractors and otherworldly traffic with style/ease and only had about an hour left to ride… through lush green fields and dusty back roads all the way to the promised lands. I even made friends with a pair of service station employees who offered me cups of tea and tobacco cones while a rested my weary back after filling up with gas. Linh and Tonh were absolute legends. When asked by Linh through google translate, “if I had brought any western treasures,” I produced a $2 coin from my top pocket and gifted it to him. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a man happier :)

Feeling chuffed and refreshed I continued FORWARDS for about 50km and 1 hour, the average speed of highway travel. I THOUGHT it would be a good idea to stop on the outskirts of Nam Dihn to grab a bottle of water and a snack. It was here, I was blindsided by a snarling, growling, chained up with good reason, mangey mutt of a canine. I was non bothered, chilling (well accustomed to dogs everywhere by now) paying for my goods and practicing my Vietnamise, “thank you, good bye” “cam on, bat tiem,” when the cheeky rascal used every last length of chain to jump, stretch its neck and clamp its what I presumed to be festered jaws into the back of my right quadriceps. The little bastard got me good too.

I’m not sure who yelped more, me of the dog. No sooner than it had let me go, it too received a blow from its owner. One sharp kick to the ribs, wrangled in and dragged to the back of the shop and locked away. I never saw the young lad you served me/ half saved me again. However, that damn dog’s snout was poking out from under the door of its make shift jail. I know it could smell the blood dripping from my leg to the concrete as I hastily cleaned and bound it. It liked the taste and wanted more.

I didn’t want to seek medical attention but I knew it was the right thing to do. After a visit to the nearest hospital in google maps I was directed by a kind doctor to a clinic that administers rabies vaccinations. Another 20 minute ride I was at the VNCN. It has its own theme song and motorbike valet. Quite catchy actually, and phenomenal service. I was not only the sole westerner in the clinic, but I was also by far the oldest one there to get a shot. It seemed to be a facility where children receive their measles, rubella, flu, hepatitis and all sorts of other injections. I got more funny looks than usual. I laughed because the circumstances were mildly hilarious and the tension was far too high. This seemed to put everyone at ease, and nearly 50 parents and encouraged infants laughed along too. I was only there for about an hour. I got 1 shot complete and have been told I must return in three days time for the second. Piece of cake.

What wasn’t quite so easy, was finding a place to stay the night. I pre-booked a hotel and couldn’t find it. I pre- booked another hotel and couldn’t find it. When google maps failed, I asked the locals for directions. I received apologetic slumps and shrugs after their initial enthusiasm to help. Seems like a lot of buildings around this city have disappeared.

Quizzical, but not yet defeated I continued further into the city with my iPhone on a dangerously low 5%, darkness looming and a light rain pitter pattering on my helmet. I ended up finding a place called the Ruby Rose. Thank fuck. My bike is parked inside. My wound is washed and wrapped. The bed feels comfy and best of all there is an ashtray inside my room. I presume you can smoke inside. If you know me well, you’d know how stoked I am about that. It’s up there with quite possibly the best $14, or 300000 dongles I’ve spent in Vietnam so far.