#goody's mom

[cleosven]

These are the people I think the show explicitly states or strongly implies are dead. I’m just gathering data, let me know if I’m wrong! 

[housecow]

Who says you have to be one or the other? I think you could have lots of fun transitioning between a housebound cow on oxygen and the fattest soccer mom possible. Maybe it’s all in the timing, maybe start out as a housebound cow and shift into soccer mom mode later.

okay, this is hot as fuck. getting to experience the limits of what my body can handle and then losing a portion of the weight—not too much, just enough to be easily mobile again, managing my health as well. but i’m still, what, 350-400lbs?

the whispers i’d hear from the other parents… “she’s such a fucking cow,” “how much do you think she weighs?” “there’s just so much… flab!”

and little do they know this is my lightest from the last few years. that i’d been 600lbs at some point, needing help up from bed and from anywhere i’d plopped down to feast. that my husband had plumped me up to obscene numbers, reveling in the fact i was dependent on him for almost everything.

my present soft, full, wobbling figure is the result of hard work. not only to get active, but in denying both myself and my spouse. we know what we want, but it’s for the kids now! they need a mom that can keep up with them. sure, i get winded easily, can’t see my feet or even past my tits, but this is an improvement!!

others just see my huffing and puffing as a failure, when it’s the opposite. it takes dedication. the extra wide folding chair i pull out at every soccer game was bought with pride, and the way my husband squeezes that back roll he gifted me is comforting.

sure, it still takes a lot of food to keep up with being 400lbs… i still eat like a pig. sonic shakes at every game and countless fast food runs before 3:30pm school pickup. i RSVP to neighborhood/school bbqs and they have to spend double the amount on food (we chip in!) but it’s all a labor of love!

plus, when it’s just my feeder and i, he gets to tease me about it all. talks about how hot it was when i needed the walker. how much of a shut in i was compared to now—“remember when you couldn’t even drive because your belly was in the way?”

he’d lay a hand on my still-formidabile tummy, stretched out from the hundreds of lbs and a few of his kids. i know he wants so badly to get me back there, i can tell what he’s thinking. and if he started that process—funneling every night, telling me what to eat and when—i wouldn’t be able to stop him. but we’re responsible :3

[mysicklove]

Sorry but my mind now solely thinks about your big brother au.

Reader and Sukuna were probably fucking menaces when they were young teenagers. Him, Reader and Uruame were probably so much fun lol

defff, but i think reader was more of a goodie two shoes. not by much, but sukuna was…crazy. you guys were friends through it all, but he had the BIGGEST crush on you though all throughout high school, and you only started to finally give him a chance just after you graduated. and finally when he gets you all to himself, he has to share you with his clingy brother 🙄

[genkineko120]

HEADCANON

Good Luck, Babe! by Chappell Roan

is Elise (Little Goody Two Shoes)'s Songs from the main interests' point of view.

CHANGE MY MIND

(Bad Ending AU)

Please, someone, make a full animation😭😭💕

[cha1cedony]

Thinking about Darryl and Casey. again

[blues-sues]

Me and @mushroom-for-art were chatting about how once Horror Sans was on the surface, had food (and probably a lot of therapy), he'd be a lot more docile and that kids would absolutely fucking adore him.

These bitches love Nightmare before Christmas, you telling me he wouldn't have a fan club of daycare kids?

Then, I thought it'd be even more funny if some of the kids just started calling him dad, and he just. Cannot comprehend how the fuck anyone could see him as a dad.

Meanwhile kids are crawling on his shoulders and stuff while he just sits there contemplating his whole existence.

[eanul-rmbl]

Ending 10: Motherly Cocoon

Spoilers, drafts, and thoughts below the cut!!

I really wanted the first ending but I couldn't find out how to turn the evil wheat hair into bread!!!!

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

mwahahaha.. -w-

[itsmewahoo]

you know that post where someone has two moms so they named them Mom HeartGold and Mom SoulSilver in their contacts to differentiate them? imagine an au where Elise and her many wives are raising Goldia and Henri. Goldia wouldnt do it but Henri definitely would. Elise probably argues with Henri that she doesnt want to be Ruby because she thinks Groudon is ugly and wants HeartGold

[milimeters-morales]

Rio: Miles Gonzalo Morales! Are you on a date!!?!?

Miles: No ma’am!!!! i don’t know who this guy is-

Hobie: oh you’re his mom? Hey, i’m Hobie and i love danger, drugs, fighting, insulting pregnant women-

Miles: Mami you’re dreaming wake up-

[graysongraysoff]

I hate it here lol

[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

WAIT FUCK GUYS I JUST REMEMBERED

THE SHOES, THE RED SHOES ALSO APPEARED IN MIRROR POCKET

Yall know what does mean cuz there's no way the creator just putted the shoes there for nothing THEY GOTTA MEAN SOMETHING

[bitchapalooza]

Back when I filed my taxes

My parents: You can have all of it so you can get you a new bed and mattress.

Present day, at least week before my taxes are finally released to me

My parents: We’ll take 100 and you can have the rest that’s left over 😇

[imwritesometimes]

I hope all my moots & blorbos from my notes had wonderful holidays and if you don't celebrate I hope you had a good weekend ✌️💜☃️

[neck-thats-made-for-bruising]

Girl my mom really just said 'look my two favorite people in the same room' to me and my dog 😭

[the-magic-school-bus]

i gotta go do some self analysis and figure out where the hell that subconscious toxic mindset came from