#good ol' buckypeggy with tony as their son

[naferty]

1. You CAN NOT give me BuckyxPeggy with Tony as their son and not give me more?? BECAUSE THATS THE SOFTEST FUCKING SHIT IVE EVER HEARD?? Big strong daddy that showers him in love and affection and chases away the monsters at night?? Strong sweet mother who spoils him a bit and never fails to give him kisses? Parents who show up to every single science fair and cheer the loudest at any sports he may take a wack at? BITCH ITS WHAT HE DESERVES!! 2. Rhodey x Bucky? Hm. You've peaked my interest 👀

Dear Anon, please, take a seat. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 

Let me serenade you with veteran Bucky, who lost his arm during combat, but he won’t let that stop him from holding his son for the first time. He won’t let his arm stop him from taking baby Tony to school, telling him he loves him, promising to be there right on the dot when he gets out of school and using his only arm to hold Tony’s as they walk over to their favorite ice cream parlor and get rocky road and vanilla. 

Director Peggy, who’s a working mom, who’s a very important and powerful woman, who runs a business like a general runs a base, never fails to set time away to give all her love and attention to her baby boy. Who is never late to a science fair. Who is first to the stage for the play starring her boy as scientist #3, often only beaten by Bucky who dropped Tony off and stayed until the play ended. 

Mama bear Peggy, who will deck you for mocking her son for trying ballet and will leave the scraps for Papa bear Bucky to throw out. Papa bear Bucky, who will help teach his son how to play baseball even if it ends with them both groaning and screaming at the stupid ball for not going where they want because Bucky’s one arm is of no use for balance and baby Tony has the reflexes of a dead cat. And if someone dares laugh, well, Bucky only needs that one arm to kick anyone’s ass. 

Peggy and Bucky joining a cooking class with Tony because they’re all shit at cooking and someone needs to learn soon. A growing boy needs more than take out and the lettuce in a taco isn’t enough vegetables. Peggy and Bucky also joining a tap dancing class because Tony wanted to be like the penguin in Happy Feet and Peggy taking it like a duck in water while Bucky and his lack of arm is left nearly falling multiple times. 

Peggy and Bucky cheering the loudest when Tony finished performing as a lead in a ballet performance and Tony is left turning bright red because the audience was staring at these two when the etiquette was to clap and only clap, not scream or whistle.  

Bucky throwing a butt naked Ty out of his home after he and Peggy arrived sooner than expected and Peggy giving a sulking Tony a stern talking to about protection and thinking things through. Peggy later holding Tony when he comes home crying after Ty broke things off and needing to call uncle Jarvis to help her restrain Bucky from committing murder. 

Tony groaning when he spots his parents trying and failing to hide behind a giant potted plant and needing to remind them that “he’s just a friend!” Peggy and Bucky both exchanging smug looks when later on that ‘friend’ ended up proposing to their boy and they can’t wait to rub this in for the rest of their lives, but not before they both remind the guy that Peggy has a pistol and Bucky has a rifle and they both know how to use it. 

Just the Stark-Carter-Barnes family here. 

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Also, Rhocky. What’s not to like? Two hotheads who’s only funny joke is to answer together when their name is called. 

“James.”

“I’m James.”

“No, I’m James.” 

“No, I am.” 

“So, who’s the real James?” 

“I AM”

“I AM” 

[naferty]

so not only was tony first word jarvis but he second was likely steve? bucky and peggy are about to scream

“His second word is going to be Daddy. I promise you it’s going to be Daddy.” 

“Don’t make promises you can’t keep, Darling. He’s going to say Mummy.” 

“No. Pegs, I love you and I respect you, but this is one thing I won't let you win without a fight. Jarvis may have won the war, but I’m going to win this battle. It’s going to be Daddy.” 

“James, you know you’re my fella. I love you with all my heart, single-arm and all, but disability or not I won’t surrender this easily. His second word is going to be Mummy.” 

“No, it’s going to be Daddy.”

“No, it’ll be Mummy.” 

“Daddy.”

“Mummy.” 

“Daddy!”

“Mummy!” 

“Hey, Buck! Pegs! Sorry I’m late. I brought peaches and plums with me as a peace offering. Hey! Where’s my little man?” 

“Steeb!” 

“...”

“...”

“Oh, my god! Did he just -?” 

“Steeb! SteebSteebSteeeb.”

“Yeah, Buddy! Steve. Uncle Steve. You’re so smart, Tony. Good job!” 

“You’re dead to me, Steve.” 

“What? Buck, what did I do?”

“I’m getting my pistol.” 

“No - Nonono, Peggy - wait!”