#good as me eventually. and barclay hadn't really thought of it that way so that actually gives him at least a little bit of confidence lmao

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just remembered that i've discussed, genuinely and in-depth, the possibility of barclay/quark (quarclay, if you will), and how horribly that'd go

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op how dare you leave the full concept in the tags:

#long story stort. barclay visits DS9 and quark being the flirt that he is he easily flusters and seduces barclay because like#who else is flirting with him. who else is gonna fuck him y'know. he figures this might be his only chance with a real person#they fuck and barclay's a nervous mess and it's not Great but barclay gets way too attached afterwards and really jealous when quark flirts#with other people and it gets to the point where quark has to sit him down and tell him they're not a couple just because they fucked once#which obviously upsets him but quark basically tells him hey. if someone this sexy wanted to fuck you then you'll find someone almost as#good as me eventually. and barclay hadn't really thought of it that way so that actually gives him at least a little bit of confidence lmao#anyway sorry my brain works this way

just remembered that i've discussed, genuinely and in-depth, the possibility of barclay/quark (quarclay, if you will), and how horribly that'd go