#god the platonic pairings strikes again😭

[cheemken]

Thinking abt this new concept of villain au Iris and how she decided to try and become Champion, and like, she already has the gym badges yknow, before that fateful battle two years ago, she went through the gyms to prove herself capable of being a Gym Leader herself

And hey, she never got the chance to actually challenge the E4, so this was good opportunity. She wondered if that old man w wild red hair was still Champion, she forgot his name, but hey, she has to admit, he was a kind man and treated his Pokémon like family. She wishes him well. What was his name.. Al.. Alder! Yes, that's the one, the kind man who would often visit her and Drayden at Opelucid. He was nice, Iris liked him, he had a lot of stories about Drayden and himself when they were younger. It reminds her of the times she and her brother would play around w Pokémon too.

But, this is no time to reminisce of the past, it's time for her to challenge the League and become Unova's Champion. Whether or not Alder will be the one waiting for her, she doesn't care, she will win.

The E4 was no challenge for her. Surprisingly, they still recognize her. Shauntal hugged her, telling her that she missed her, all of them thought smth had happened to her, but she's glad she's okay. Caitlin woke up from her slumber in a hurry, almost couldn't believe that it truly was Iris standing before her. Marshal was left speechless, like Shauntal, he crouched down to hug her, hiding his tears and going on how happy he was she was alive. Grimsley dropped his coin the moment he saw her, but he smiled, wiping his tears as he went on how she got everyone scared thinking she was dead. It was a strange feeling. Drayden, the Elite Four, they all showed concern towards her. They showed how happy they were to see that she's still alive and doing well. It was.. unfamiliar to her. Ghetsis would often show them that he cares, but it never felt as warm as w Drayden and the E4. It was drastically different, and ofc, she knows why, it was still strange for her. She wasn't used to it.

Well hey, no need to dwell on those thoughts, she tells herself, as she walked towards the Champion chambers. It has.. been a while since she last been there. She wonders who'd greet her within the room. She actually prayed it won't be N.

Heading inside the chamber, everything was so different. Sitting on the throne, she saw someone donning blue, those hazel eyes looked at her, a small gasp left his lips as he hurriedly stood from his seat, almost running towards Iris but stopped midway, hand outstretched, wanting to reach out for her, but was terrified at the thought that perhaps.. it was another trick of his mind. Iris felt overwhelmed, it was her friend. He became champion, just as he always dreamt he'd be. She wanted to reach out too, to hold his hand once more, to hear his voice, and Arceus granted her that one thing as she finally hears the voice of her friend again.

"Iris..? Is that.. is that really you..?"

Hilbert.. she missed him so much. Tears brimmed her eyes as it did w him, and she nodded, running straight to his arms, w him holding her close, afraid she's gonna disappear again. They know they're going to battle soon, ofc Iris didn't head to the League just to see him, she probably didn't know he was Champion, but.. right now.. right now they don't have to think abt that. They'll cross that bridge when they get there, rn they're just happy that they're together again.

[mylove-thresher]

omg yeah I completely forgot it was called multishipper 😭. I just don’t use that vocab a lot honestly I barely read fanfiction and other stuff that use that kinda vocab somehow 😔. But yeah u completely get my point lolz :3 (can we make fictional characters real please 💔💔💔💔💔)

Go watch Ghibli movies rn… Ghibli movies all day long… Ghibli movies for breakfast, lunch and dinner… Ghibli is love, Ghibli is life, Ghibli is God…/hj (THEYRE ALL SO SO SO GOOD. I’m aim to watch them all this year but I don’t think all of them are on Netflix…)

CLAMP was fr carrying Gay People™️ on their back. Unfortunately, the JotaKak egg comic was made by them and I cannot get that out of my head but… CCS actually had a surprisingly decent amount of representation in terms of queer relationships??? I mean in comparison to other animangas. Obv they’re not perfect but hey. Yuri and Yaoi ❤️. I actually only read the first volume of Clow Card so I know nothing about the manga but I could tell Tomoko lowkey liked Sakura. It didn’t strike me at first bc I was younger, but then I rewatched when I was like 11 and I was like… Sakura is crying on Tomoko’s lap… Tomoko saying lowkey gay shit and getting her all the clothes for her battles… idk man… seems pretty gay to me… and yeah the teacher x student was REALLY weird. I also didn’t think much of it as first (again, I was young) but then I started thinking and… erm!…. that’s not!…

my brain is 99.99% jjba part 5 brainrot 😞. But see jonaeri is rlly cute! From my experience, a lot of ppl who hate on jonaeri are jonadio fans which… i kinda see the appeal of their personalities clashing together? BUT THEYRE ADOPTED BROTHERS (and hate each other (more on Dio’s end))… so idk jonadio makes me a bit uncomfortable. Idc much ab jonawagon, i just think Speedwagon thought he was rlly kewl (gayly) but Jonathan will always be w erina to me

oh and I barely every show that I ship bruabba I mean I never draw fan art and stuff so I understand 😭 I also don’t pay much attention to them even tho they are a really good pair. It’s just that narancia and fugo and mista and and and uhh torture dance trio (platonically) occupies my brain way too much and. I can’t think of anything else 💔

I do kinda get those vibes from fugonara too if I look at it from the canon side of things lolz. It’s kinda like a natural attraction? Like magnets. But their attraction could be anything, really. They’re just shackled to each other by the fate the universe chose for them, and it doesn’t even have to be romantic. They just stumbled upon each other and stuck together.

(and I will kill you for making me remember the horrors. I swear to god. I will catch you eventually. Start running.)

and yes! I totally love that too :3! A lot of people think ship is strictly romantic oftentimes, but it’s rlly just ab relationships, and relationships can be literally any tie and connection between one and multiple characters. I like analyzing characters and how they interact w others a lot, and how this influences the image of their relationship. And that’s why I go on jojo wiki for the relationships section 💯💯🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️ also the spin the wheel thing actually sounds rlly fun i might try that sometime so that the worm council inside my head can discuss ab it

I would cosplay the torture dance trio but I CANNOT dance to save my life. 💔💔💔💔💔💔 I literally just learned how to fortnite floss correctly for the first time ever A FEW WEEKS AGO. 💔💔💔💔💔 (I’ve tried learning the torture dance before and I kinda get it but. That was years ago. And I don’t think the tut was that good.)

queer relationship erasure will always be funny to me bc now they’re being homoerotic W a family member 😭 like bro wt least just let them be friends or. Even better. Let them be gay?.???.

And yes. Live laugh yapping. Yappers will yap.

You should totally ramble to me about ships you like :3 However many you like I’m just curious uwu

(I didn’t answer this as soon as I got it bc I was thinking about what to say lolz 😭)

tbh I like most ships as long as it’s not problematic or I find them weird/that they don’t have much chemistry. I also don’t mind poly or platonic ships (duh). I’d be sitting here all day yapping ab the ships I like/am okay w bc frankly it doesn’t have to strictly be character A X character B, I think it could also be character A X character C, etc. as long as it’s not any wrong. I won’t be going apeshit(/neg) over ships that I don’t like as much or have like a 2 year age gap. I mean, I think it starts to get weird when there’s 4 years of difference. I think people do too much when they hate on less popular ships smh if it’s nothing weird then let ppl have fun w their little kitty witties smh 😞

Huge yapping starts here vvv

Some ships I like tho r a lot of Ghibli movie couples in general bc they’re just super cute and I love the writing Ghibli does for its characters (I want what they have.). I also like Yukito/Yue X Touya and Syaoran X Sakura from CCS but that doesn’t mean I don’t also like Tomoko X Sakura (pretty sure Tomoko implied to like her anyway). I also like some other side ships from CCS but I barely remember their names bc it’s been so long since I’ve watched it and Netflix took it down 💔. CCS ships r cute in general I think, I’ve never seen any problematic ship (except that one girl X her fucking teacher. Pookie. You’re like 13. Don’t date ur teacher. And she was so pretty too bro why did they make her a questionable character 😭). And now. Getting to jjba my beloved. Since I unfortunately focus so so so much on p5 those are the only ships I’ll yap ab 😢. Huge honorable mention to Jonathan X Erina (jonaeri) tho they’re super cute together even if a lot of ppl said they barely have screen time and stuff :3. Anyway. Part 5. I honestly don’t care much about ships in la squadra as long as they had some form of interaction y’know (I don’t pay too much attention to La squadra anyway 💔). Usually ppl get really divided when it comes to Bucci gang ships tho. Honestly I’d rather see them all as a friend group that see each other as siblings to avoid all that shipping, but I admit I really like some pairings, like fugonara, bruabba, giotrish, futrish, naratrish, etc. I really don’t mind it that much (I don’t rlly ship mista w anyone bc I just don’t think there’s anybody matching his freak 😭). I mainly ship fugonara as you can see just bc to me it makes a lot of sense even if I also see them under platonic light. If there’s fugo, there’s narancia, and if there’s narancia, there’s fugo. I just find that rlly cute :3. I also like their backstories and how they tie together and the narancia death scene ripped my heart out in the anime so (IM CRYING AGAIN JUST FROM THINKING AB IT STOP ��). Again that doesn’t mean I dislike the other ships, I just don’t pay much attention to them or think they had as much chemistry or time together. I love seeing my fave characters tho, so it’s not like I won’t like the content if there’s like gionara or something. Honestly I like seeing ppl have fun w their cutie patooties as long as it’s not too controversial, once again. It’s rlly a shame that ppl can jump at each others throat bc they disagree on a mere ship. It’s literally not gonna alter your life. Also, bc I say a ship some bucci gang characters doesn’t mean I don’t also ship them platonically. (I’ll type it like it’s ao3 tags lolz. Pretty sure & instead of / is for platonic, right?) I rlly like Narancia&Mista&Fugo (torture dance trio is literally the best friendship ever to me bc wdym you did a coordinated dance w ur homies to torture someone that’s so cool). There are also a few others, but they don’t come to mind rn (and there’s a f,y in my room annoying me.) You know what I think I gave jjba way too much attention. I also like Mimi X Sheshe (my fav lesbians fr 😍) from mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch. They tried censoring them by making them “sisters”, but they were blatantly and very obviously lesbians. Like vro. They are touching each other so homoerotically and have complimenting colours. And I think that’s most of it…

I don’t wanna make this any longer than it is so um. Yeah. This was a ramble. I didn’t realize it was so long lolz. But yeah it’s basically that :3

[eoncafe]

Hope your having a good day today! Can I request a millennial tree X villain! Reader?

this one should be interesting!!

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pairing(s): millennial tree x villain reader (can be interpreted as romantic or platonic if you want)

type: enemies to lovers, hurt/comfort

warnings: this came out a lot more angsty than i intended it to uh

reader type: gender neutral (they/them

notes: i’m kind of terrible at writing villains without making them sympathetic to some extent 😭 sorry if you wanted something edgier

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millennial tree cookie is never one to judge another, regardless of what kind of person they are

he only wishes to help you stray from the dark path you’ve taken

whether you want that help or not

you’ve tasked yourself with poisoning the great tree, weakening it and allowing darkness to touch the land

but He’s there. in your way, watching you with a small smile and gentle eyes

he is simply too powerful for you, your attacks never reach them as they are easily deflected by magic or the thick branches that grow in your path

but you don’t understand why he doesn’t fight back. you almost WANT him to fight back, to finally strike you down. but he never does

millennial tree could easily overpower you if he so chose to, but he doesn’t want for that to happen.

he still sees some good in you and holds onto the hope that you may find the light again

perhaps it’s been awhile since anyone has had that much hope in you

eventually you grow tired of fighting him. you just want to know why. you collapse in front of him beside yourself with frustration and despair

millennial tree simply puts a warm and comforting hand on your head, kneeling before you

you don’t have to fight anymore, if you don’t want to. come with him and let him show you a better way

he lets you lean into him as sobs wrack your body. you can’t remember how you ended up this way, and his offer feels much more alluring and rewarding than your initial mission

the god has extended a forgiving hand to you and wants you to have a second chance. it’s up to you to choose whether to take it